Hey babe,

Need you to do me a quick favor. Scott Cawthon, that guy who makes those Freddy games I keep yammering about? He decided to bust my balls and release another sequel before I could even get ready for it. And he changed so damn many of the rules around that it's gonna be a pain in the ass to try and figure out what the heck I've gotta do to dig myself out of this hole I'm in… I mean… I kinda killed Spring Trap already… Bah, you don't even know what that means. Don't worry about it.

Anyway, I need you to do something to lighten the load a little bit while I figure this out… That and keep trying to catch a Terminian Loach. Slippery bastards they are. Holy crap, I love the fishing holes in Majora's Mask 3D.

Agh, sorry I keep getting so off-topic. As I was saying, I sort of need to figure out a way to out-meta myself if I'm really gonna do this again. Scott just couldn't dare make it easy for me. I've attached a phone number I need you to call onea these nights you're available. A few times between midnight and six AM… Don't complain. I'm well aware you're pretty much NEVER asleep during those hours. You're a night owl, may as well use that to give me a hand.

Anyway, just give it a call and make some small talk with the person on the other line. Nothing has to be major, just kinda have fun with it. I'll pick up an extra chunk of the cell phone minutes… Oh wait, that's a night/weekend isn't it? So those are free. Ha! Sweet… But it's the thought that counts!

Wait, did I just imply we pay for the same phone bill? If that's the case, on top of the thing about the wine opener earlier, does that mean I'm implying we live together? I mean we don't… Currently… Screw it, this email is going on way too long-

OH! And speaking of which, Dante totally agreed with me! Highlander's a friggen phenomenal film! I WILL make you watch it again sometime here soon! I swear it!

Um… *AHEM* again. Damn, I keep getting sidetracked. Okay, just call that number onea these nights, let me know ahead of time when you do. I kinda gotta put a few things… And a few people in place first. It's complicated, but I'll swing it. Thanks again, hon.

Love,

Michael

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Evie and MJTR's offscreen girlfriend will return in Evie's Night at Fazbear's Fright