Hey, people, we know it's been a while, but now we're back. This chapter took us a long time to write as there is a lot to take in. Hope you enjoy.


Hermione said something of sentimental value could work, so River wasted no time. She ran to the Astronomy classroom where the Doctor would be teaching.

The door opened with a bang and the archeologist entered the room catching everybody's attention. She walked past all the students and kissed her wife senseless, there was some cooing from the students, but the Doctor looked surprised and pleased.

The woman in the bow-tie opened and closed her mouth a few times after the kiss ended, trying to form words, "Uhm… eh… River, well… Wait. What?"

"Do you remember?" She asked, her eyes shinning with hope.

"Remember what?" Her wife looked at her with wide eyes, seeming confused.

"Why we are here" River put her hand on the Doctor's shoulder as she stared piercingly into the Time-Lady's eyes.

"What are you talking about?" The Doctor answered outraged. How dared River interrupt her class to talk this nonsense! Again!

The woman looked really angry about the response she got as she slapped the Doctor on the face. "Very well, sweetie, if you want to play it this way, be my guest. But right now I am going to get our friends out of this freaking trance so we can leave this creepy ass place and help our other friends save the world or have you already forgotten about the Avengers, Loki and A? I'm so disappointed in you, Doctor."

With that, the blonde turned around and started stomping out of the room.

"River, wait" The Doctor screamed and held her wife's hand, making her turn back to stare at the Doctor's scared eyes "I do remember" She whispered.

River looked at her with hard eyes, "Good, but I'm still mad at you."

The alien bit her lip and nodded, "Let's find John and Bruce."

With that they left a bunch of confused Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs behind.


"I'm bored," Sherlock repeated for the twentieth time in ten minutes. He was tired and afraid, although he would never admit the latter. The consulting detective always tried to find a logical answer to everything in the world. But, a being that could change genders, and make people blind just for fun? What could something like that do on a bad day?

Aliens were one thing; they can be explained by science. But supernatural creatures? The occult? Magic? Those things were verified by science to be nonexistent.

Sherlock would rather believe the Doctor than those Winchesters. But how could one explain a creature such as Castiel, a living proof that God existed?

"Maybe I could give you my coat?" Sherlock heard Captain Harkness say.

Steve flushed a bit and said, "No, it would just disappear."

"It could work." The youngest Holmes interrupted, "If the Trickster wants you two to get together as much as half of the people aboard, he would allow something like that."

"What are you talking about?" Steve asked, confusion showing.

"Did you seriously not notice?" Was Sherlock's surprised answered. To him it was more than obvious that every single one of the Avengers would wish for the Captains to be together.

"Notice what?" Rogers looked confused, but shivered in surprise when he felt Captain Jack's coat on him. He waited in despair for the warm piece of cloth to disappear and when it didn't, he sighed with relief and smiled at Jack thankfully.

Harkness hugged the other man tighter, passing his hand on Steve's body to warm him up. "It worked!" Jack exclaimed happily, interrupting Sherlock who was just starting a monologue on how it was obvious how much everyone shipped the two Captains.

"What worked?" Holmes asked.

"The coat. It didn't disappear." Steve spoke through clenched teeth. His body was freezing and trembling and at the moment he was really thankful Jack had stopped with the winking and the sex jokes.

"I told you it would work" Sherlock said in his know-it-all way "Now, how can you not have noticed everybody shipping the both of you?" Steve made a confused face at the last sentence.

"I don't know, smart pants, maybe I was too worried about keeping Steve from freezing." Jack responded harshly.

"Don't try to be on his side, Jack, you noticed it too. Your boyfriend seems to be the only one in denial." Sherlock rolled his eyes. He was tired of Rogers pretending not to be interested. It was obvious he was falling as hard as Jack, if not harder. And yes, it was supposed to be an innuendo.

"I don't think you can say much, can you Sherlock?" Harkness rolled his eyes, but Sherlock looked confused "Everybody knows how whipped you are, and obviously John is the one to blame."

Steve wasn't paying much attention to the conversation, as he learned during these days together, some of the Avengers weren't in for loosing a discussion and two of those were Sherlock and Jack, but he couldn't let Harkness' last words pass.

"Harkness, in case you forgotten John is engaged and you have nothing to say on his or Sherlock's lives" The soldier reprehended.

"Actually I do" Jack stated looking directly into Steve's eyes "Sherlock is complaining about how you seem to be in denial about liking me, yet he isn't able to admit he is in love with John and everybody sees this, even John, who is just too nice to make Sherlock admit that he does have feelings." At the last part, Jack stared into Sherlock's eyes. And even though he was blind, he knew Harkness had his eyes on him.

"Sherlock, we need your help! This is River and the Doctor"

It took Sherlock a couple of seconds before responding, "What is it?"

"John is in a trance. We just woke up from the same trance, but we needed different situations to wake up. Both involved sentimental things. We need you to talk to him."

It didn't help that Jack looked smug at that. Steve elbowed the other captain and Sherlock replied, "What did each one of your trances involve?"

"It's the same. We're all teachers in Hogwarts, but we never want to leave. Like the Lotus Casino from Percy Jackson."

Sherlock didn't even hesitate.

"I'll do it."


Sam opened her eyes. The sun almost blinded her so she put her hands up to cover her eyes and looked around.

It took a couple of seconds before her eyes adjusted to the clarity, but the sound coming from in front of her was enough for Sam to deduce where she was.

A beach.

For the first time ever, she was in a beach. The sand was almost white and the sea was as blue and clear as the sky. The smell of the ocean was amazing and the silence was very much needed.

For the first time since trying to find John, Sam wouldn't have to worry about the supernatural, or his brother. Sam shook her head. Sister.

For the first time since starting to hunt again, there was no guilt from Jess' death, or her mom's.

For the first time, she could simply relax and listen to the waves.

Even if just for a little while.

After minutes, maybe hours, a note appeared by Sam's side.

Enjoying the beach?

"Yes" Sam answered honestly, "Why did you send me here?"

To apologize.

The brunette raised her eyebrows and another note appeared.

And I wanted to see you in bikinis.

Okay, Sam hadn't noticed that, but decided not to comment. She was wearing simple black bikinis. Simple and really small.

"I hope you're enjoying yourself then" The girl responded sarcastically.

I am. Your sister and uncle are almost done. I'll send them to the Helicarrier when they finish. Will you stay for a while?

"Yeah. I think I will."

Good. I'll pick you up later ;)

"What does that mean?" She asked suspiciously.

You'll see.

A rose accompanied the note this time. And so did lingerie.

Sam scoffed and blushed. She wouldn't wear those. Not now, not ever, she'd rather wear the bikinis.

Oh, and I won't complain if you don't feel comfortable changing in front of me.

Now the Trickster was getting on her nerves, so she decided not to comment before the guy came up with another crazy idea.


"Alright, first we'll wake Bruce, which will be easier, as we can simply make him Hulk out. But as soon as we get to John we'll call you back." River talked in her earpiece "You better have an idea on how to wake him up by that time" She hung up and she and her wife ran to the physics class.

The Doctor stuck her head inside of the classroom, "Excuse me, may I borrow Brucie-bear for a little while?"

Bruce just nodded at the Doctor and followed her out, "What is it? Something happened?"

"Yes. There's an emergency at the Forbidden Forest, we need you" River interrupted and grabbed his hand with the intention of dragging him to the Forbidden Forest if needed.

When they arrived Bruce turned to his friends "What is it? What's wrong?"

"We need to go further in the Forest" River looked at him with a nervous smile, making Banner suspicious.

"What is really going on, guys?" The scientist raised an eyebrow at his friends.

"Nothing, we just need to get there as soon as possible" The Doctor had a big grin on her face, but the worry was also visible on her expression.

"Will you tell me what the hell is happening?" Bruce stopped abruptly, pulling River and almost making her fall to the ground.

"Look, we'll tell you when we get there. For now you've got to trust us." The Doctor smiled reassuringly.

"I can't trust you. You're lying. There is no problem going around here, and you know how I know that? Because nothing happens in the books! Now will you stop treating me like I'm stupid?"

"No, because you're being stupid right now!" The Doctor yelled, Bruce's eyes flashed green, but then the guy pinched the bridge of his nose and took a deep breath.

The scientist looked at the time travellers and said, "I'll ask one more time, what the hell is happening?"

"Death Eaters captured Betty Ross, we need the Hulk."

River knew it was a low blow, she shouldn't have said it, but she knew it was the only way the Hulk would come out without someone trying to hurt Bruce.

Good news, it worked like a charm. Bad news, they had to check if it worked then calm the Hulk down.

"Well, at least he didn't go on the direction of the school." The Doctor stated.

"No shit, Sherlock! We've only got one problem: the Hulk needs to calm down for us to get Bruce back." River rolled her eyes and ran after the Hulk, with the Doctor on her heels.


Sherlock was pacing around the room. After spending a couple of days practically living there he didn't even need his sight anymore to move around without hitting something.

"Sherlock, could you please, sit down?" Jack asked as calmly as possible. Holmes' pacing was starting to get on his nerves.

The man stopped for a moment to think and followed the Captain's command. "Do you have any ideas?"

"Sherlock, please, calm down, we'll figure something out." Steve said sternly.

"I know, I always figure something out, actually I've already figured something out, the problem is actually talking to him." Sherlock complained and kept moving his hands dramatically.

"You really have a hard time with feelings, don't you?" Jack asked.

Sherlock's response was a heart breaking look on his face that made both Captains look at each other with a common goal in mind: help Sherlock and John to get together.


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