happy late birthday to the biggest joke: dawniel whoration miler.

lovethatignites and i wrote this together. bold is lovethatignites, italics is me (delightisadream).

and i guess i'll actually try to explain a bit in the end author's note? idk some parts i just want people to understand.

this is to 'tik tok' by kesha.

Pull up to the club feelin' like Little Saint Nicky

Grab my mom and some long johns; Make It Poop is on TV

Grab my peen, kiss my Sneeve, on the top of the head

'Cause when I failed math class, I failed ev. ery. class.

I'm talking sniffin' that dankbetweenmy toes, toes

Sneakin' in Emma's window, -dow

Strike a nude art model pose, pose

I'm talkin' Mia takin' my spoiled cheese, cheese

Rollin' round in your pan-ties

Fran's lookin' about fif-ty

Don't drop, my gross frop

Danny burn them blue jeans up

Pants tight, near your dad

Rick said I look really bad

Key card's, not my dick

But my not-dad ran o-ver it

Sob, sob, so-ob (choke!)

Sob, sob, so-ob

Plick plock, bunchy walk

Did my face-age change again?

Oh no, call Christine

'Cause she's lookin' so pristine

Dick dock, got no cock

Pred-a-tors get them taken 'way

Gro-o-o-oss (ew!)

Gro-o-o-oss

Don't got any money, don't got any life either

They called Missouri in a panic on this dampular creature

And now that Rib's bein' a dick, sayin' I'm really faggy

Cole took it as an invitation; JAVI, HELP ME, DADDY!

I'm talkin' bout grabbin' up all the kid-dies

2B hair lookin' spiffy

I'll start stuffin' my miler in my pock-et

Ow ow, my mommy just burnt my soup, soup

The spoon stuck to my toup, toup

Popo stole my pubes, pubes

Call me Pedopubes

Dick pop, hurt that mop

Oh wait, is that a student?

My life's, like Old Spice

Wrong but shows up all the time

Bang bang, lost my pants

I could just go com-man-do

Nake-nake-nak-ed, ew!

Nake-nake-nak-ed

Ballsack, smells like ass

Bryce hates semicolons

My bike, isn't right

Imma perv on foot tonight

I reach, 13 feet

Why can bugs get up this high?

Dan-Fran cis-co (oh!)

We just e-loped

(Fran-ny)

I'll feel you up

You'll call the cops

My mom follows

Right behind me

The A-C-U

Has been shut down

I'm shiftin' now

To Missouri

(Shei-la)

You let me down

Your air went out!

Annette re-grets

Not wearing me

With my pubes shaved

Get your pubes shaved

My #pedcred's saaaved!

Now the pubies don't pop till I. Creep. Innn.

Dick flop, we broke up

Is it Em-ma or ev-ery-one?

With tikes, Imma bike

Till we see red & blue lights

Un-fair, my gross hair

Flew off into the street, ew

It just land-ed, oh no!

On Tuck-er's head

He said, "Arrested"

Guess I won't be taking tests

Em-ma, looks pregnant

*comments on IG again*

Mi-a's lasagna

The best thing I've ev-er, had

Perv from my lawn (hey!)

Where it fell off

*pervy laugh*

sneeve is an oc: what lti and i say daniel's gonna name his kid w mia. it kinda stems off of my next generation fic, where one of the miller sons' is named seth. don't ask how we got sneeve. idk.

cole is an oc: rob's gay friend that's on the football team and is great. he's not like diego—aka isn't feminine and KNOWS he's gay. he just likes daniel. no one knows why.

bryce is an oc: he slays everything. sometimes when lti and i send short scenarios back and forth, it'll look something like [daniel; *insert whatever pervy thing you want*] [everyone/bryce: daniel wtf that's a semicolon]. bryce hates it.

daniel actually gets in trouble for real bullying bc he makes comments on emma's ig that are offensive, and even though everything he does is gross and offensive, this was bad.

mia makes lasagna. *shrugs* daniel loves it.

review for danny boy's birthday!