Summary: Hinata wants to get Naruto's attention, Sasuke wants to get rid of Sakura and his other creepy stalking fan girls. Set after the war? Please review and enjoy XD

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Hinata is in love with Naruto and he think she's weird and a bit creepy for many reasons, she always just blushes and faints when he talks to her and how she hides behind trees and just stares at him, he stopped going that extra step to say hi to her. Even though the change is unnoticeable in the large town of Konoha but it has completely flipped Hinata's world upside down. She just avoids him whenever she see's him around the corner knowing that he would just ignore her now if they walked past each other anyway.

Besides Naruto's different attitude towards her, nothing has really changed, Naruto's still in love with Sakura and she is still obsessing over her Sasuke who Naruto has finally managed to drag back to Konoha.

Hinata always feels like she's living in hell, everyday she has to see Naruto at the training grounds and around town. It was so hard for her to face him. When she couldn't find a place to hide he would just act like he never saw her, she was so hurt by his sudden cold attitude towards her and only her that she soon fell into a depression. This occurred for a whole week which to Hinata felt like an eternity, after seeing Naruto ask Sakura out on another date and being rejected by the pink haired girl for the hundredth time this month, she ran home and locked herself in her room and cried to her hearts content for hours till she unconsciously fell asleep.

NEXT DAY

'Nothing has changed since I came back to Konoha' Sasuke thought as he took a break while Sakura and Naruto we're making a racket in the training ground. They (rookie 9 and Guys team) have all been givin' a 2 month rest due to the recent war that just ended. Now they're all recovering, training and playing around.

Sasuke took a break and sat under a tree where he watched his friends sparred.

What caught his eye was the silhouette of a girl, she was sitting under a tree, and he couldn't make out who it was. 'Meh, not my problem' he thought as he took a sip of his drink.

He was starting to feel hungry, he had barely anything for breakfast. He started collecting his stuff into his backpack and began walking towards the village square. Before he could Sakura ran up to him and wrapped her arms around him

"Where are you going, Sasuke-Kuuu~uun"

"None of your business, leave me alone" he said with annoyance as he pushed her arms off and continued walking.

'Man, she is annoying, well so is every fan girl of mine' he frowned to himself walking through the forest by himself. 'Ahh how do I get rid of them?' he thought as frustration caused him to kick the dirt harshly.

Thanks to that old hag Tsunade, Sakura has inhuman strength which she uses when his other fan girls approach him. Their unorganized fan meetings usually end in a bunch of girls punching the daylights out of each other.

The more he thought about it, the more it disgusted him. 'hmm I need a plan to make Sakura and the other crazy obsessive fan girls to get away from me'.

Since Sasuke returned to Konoha after the war, girls have been falling off trees for him once again. It was like he never even left.

'Today is exactly like yesterday' thought Hinata as she sat under a tree far away from Naruto, just quietly watching Naruto and the others train. She knew she was pathetic for doing something like this but she couldn't help herself. Making up her mind Hinata decided to leave and decided to make her way towards the Hyuuga compound to get away from everyone. As she walked through the forest that separated the training grounds with the village square. She sensed chakra just ahead of her and activated her Byakugan. She recognized who it was right away, 'It's Sasuke-kun' she wondered if she should say hi or not, but then again, the now famous Sasuke probably doesn't even know who she is.

When she reached her room, she immediately dropped on to her bed and started to think of ways to make Naruto like her again, she could no longer take the isolation. Since Neji died no one seems to pay attention to the Hyuuga heiress anymore.

Arriving at his apartment, Sasuke hopped into the shower quickly to wash away the dirt and sweat on his body. Laying down on his bed, Sasuke started to come up with ideas of how to get his fan girls to stay the heck away from him. After some intense thinking, the Uchiha came up with the only idea he thought would work. It was for him to find himself a girlfriend! However there were some flaws, who would be suitable for the role?

Sasuke decided to go for an afternoon walk and browse around for a girl he could use. Wondering around town, the Uchiha walked past Ino's flower shop. 'She would be a good choice, too bad Sakura would just shred her to pieces, no good'. Sasuke thought about Temari, as she's tough and wouldn't be taken down so easily, but then Shikamaru already called dibs. Runnign out of options, he suddenly walked into Ten Ten.

Hinata was desperately trying to think of a plan that would actually work, 'I know! I could seduce him! … But haven't I been trying since the academy day? Ahh this is hopeless!'

'I know! I can make him jealous! Maybe date someone he's close to, or someone he can't ignore!'

Hinata started making a list of names witht heir pros and cons next to them.

Kiba & Shino: always around them, Naruto wouldn't notice nor care.

Sighing about her love life, Hinata tried to think of more guys, 'why aren't there any? T.T'

Then the thought struck her! Naruto's team mate from team 7! Sai and Sasuke are always around Naruto now that they don't have any missions, it was a great plan. But Sai is kinda… weird and Sasuke is Mr. Popular, why would he want her? Deciding that Sai is much more approachable than Sasuke, Hinata made up her mind to ask him the next day!

At the training ground the next day, Hinata went over to ask Sai if she could speak to him privately as he standing next to Sakura and Naruto once again bickering. The sudden intrusion of Hinata caught the attention of the two as they both have never seen these two interact.

"Sure, what about?" smiling his fake but cute smile, he asked innocently.

"Uhhmmmm, I j-just wanted to ask you a-about something..."

The pair then headed for a tree far away from everyone else.

"S-sai-kun will you p-please be my p-p-pretend boyfriend?" she blurted out with all her courage. Hinata was struggling to stand while waiting for his answer.

Sai was surprised by the sudden request but turned back to his normal smiling self in less than a second.

"Pretend boyfriend? Why not real boyfriend?" he asked tilting his head while wearing his signature smile. She then proceeded to tell him everything, from liking Naruto, his isolation and her plans. They stood in silence for a while as Sai was absorbing the information that Hinata just told him. He saw her looking around when suddenly she looked down at the ground right away.

"What's wrong?"

"Naruto and S-Sakura are s-staring at us…"

"Well just act like boyfriend and girlfriend then! I want to be your friend so I shall help you. But what do boyfriend and girlfriends do?"

"T-thank you so m-much S-sai-Kun" she said as she unconsciously jumped up and hugged him really tightly. He stood in shock for a bit but then adjusted quickly and hugged her back. Hinata then realised what they were doing and immediately hid her face in his chest to cover her burning face from the staring pair. Hinata quickly apologized to Sai for her sudden movement which earned her a kiss on the forehead.

"I think I saw Shikamaru and Temari do this the other day, did I do it right?"

"Y-y-yes" still brushing furiously, with her head still in his chest and arms awkwardly around his waist.

Hinata looked over to Naruto and Sakura for a second to see if they were still looking and realised that they didn't. She felt disappointed as she wasn't sure when another moment like this will come again. Seeing her disappointment, Sai pressed close against Hinata and whispered into her ear. Unlike her, he could that his teammates were still secretly looking at them.

"I've read in a book that couples usually do this thing they call a kiss, maybe they will notice if we kiss".

She didn't think she could get any redder but was proven wrong. Slowly he lifted up her chin so that she was looking up at him and captured her lips in a quick flash. Soon they both closed their eyes and just melted into the kiss. It felt amazing as it was both Sai's and Hinata's first kiss, the experience was eye opening. Sure it might not be love between them, but the butterflies they felt were undeniably there. Hinata could physically feel the stares her and Sai were getting but she decided to ignore it and lean deeper into the kiss by putting her arms around his neck and going on her tippy toes to reach him better. He was surprised by her forwardness by played along and put his arm on her exposed waist. They continue to kiss, both deep in their fantasy land where only the two of them exist, ignoring their surroundings. Hinata was fighting for dominance but Sai wasn't backing down either, the kiss just seemed to get hotter and hotter.

Sai brushed his tongue against her lips causing her open up a little wider. Taking advantage of the moment, he quickly moved his tongue into her mouth, tasting her and exploring her. Sai found this very fascinating, it was like reading a complicated good book but was much easier to understand. As they both broke apart panting, and gasping for air, Sai chuckled at Hinata's red face.

"Well I think they both saw that… and so did many others. That makes this much easier."

"Y-yes thank you a-again Sai Kun"

'No problem, you are helping me learn more about the human behaviour, jealousy'

"O-okay well I t-think I have to g-go now see you s-soon"

Hinata quickly ran off into the forest to get away from the numerous stares and also to calm herself. It was a bit too early to go home and she didn't want to face all the bowing clan members so Hinata stopped by the lake she goes to and just relax there.

Sasuke approached TenTen whilst she was sparring with Lee.

"TENTEN CAN I TALK TO YOU?!" he yelled so she could hear him.

She turned around and saw who was talking to her. It turned out to be Sasuke, the real Uchiha Sasuke was talking to her.

"Lee let's have a break for a bit"

"Okay I shall do 1000 push ups while I wait!" Said Lee enthusiastically.

He pulled her somewhere else and told her about his problem and asked her to be his fake girlfriend. She happily accepted as she was also a fan girl, jumping around and hugging his arm, Ten Ten thought this was finally the moment she can make Sasuke love her.

'Damn, I can't use her I need someone that's not a damn crazy fan girl!' he thought as he turned back to her with his signature cold look

"Actually plans over. You, I mean, this won't work" and he walked off towards his apartment defeated. Walking through the forest towards the village, Sasuke suddenly stopped as he could feel someone's presence towards his left at the lake where he went to train sometimes. He slowly approached the place only to be met by large white pearl like eyes staring back at him.

"Oh Hi Hinata"

"H-hi Sasuke Kun" she said surprised that he actually knew her name.

"Can I sit down?" He asked emotionlessly. Sasuke didn't want to return to the village yet, where his fan girls were probably already gathering at his apartment.

"S-sure" she said nervously, 'why did Sasuke want to sit here with me?'

They both sat in silence for a while till Hinata decided to break it.

"S-sasuke why are you h-here?" she thought that came out a bit rude but it's too late to take it back now.

"There's something I need to think about, I have a problem that seems to have no solution."

"If you d-don't mind me asking, w-what is it?" nervously she prepared herself for his half assed comment like 'stick your nose outta my problem' but to her surprise he sighed and told her his problem.

They continued to sit in silence as he tried to think of some more possible candidates. When suddenly he thought of the perfect person for the job who was sitting right next to him!

"Hinata! You can do it! You literally have no enemies, no one would want to fight a Hyuuga and you're a freaking heiress, no one wants to go against a clan". Sasuke bursted out suddenly while trying to keep his cool exterior in check.

"B-But I already asked Sai-kun to h-help me"

"That's okay I'll go tell him now at the training grounds, oh and I'll say it in front of everyone that you're mine so everyone knows that we're dating. It will be embarrassing but we'll both benefit from it, won't we? Naruto's always jealous of me and whatever I want or have, he wants."

Sasuke would never do this in a million years but embarrassing himself once or twice would save him from a lifetime of torture. He would risk almost anything to get those damn stalkers out of his life.

She sat there staring at him for a bit and nodded her agreement as what he was saying was really logical.

A big grin appeared on his face, it was the first time Hinata has ever seen him smile. She was beyond surprised, he actually looked really cute. He couldn't help but chuckle but covered up her mouth straight away as it caught his attention causing him to smile at her cuteness which was really new to Sasuke.

'Well I'll go to the training ground and announce it to everyone and talk to Sai for you since you probably won't be able to, do you want to come with me or…'

"I-I'll come with y-you."

The two then headed back to the training ground and approached the training ground where they could see Naruto sparring with Sai.

"Oii Sai, come here, we need to talk!" His hand was firmly on Hinata's which was enough to grab almost everyone on the training fields attention already.

Naruto and Sai immediately stopped sparring and also noticed that Sasuke was holding Hinata's hand. Sai didn't know if he should act like what the book told him to do, and 'be angry' but before he could, Sasuke pulled him by his shirt so that no one could hear them.

"Hey, I actually need Hinata for something, so I'll be her boyfriend but we gotta make a kinda scene so everyone knows what's up. Play along with it, okay?"

Understanding dawned on Sai right away and he nodded very slightly.

The Uchiha then pushed Sai away roughly as if they were having a fight.

"Let me make this clear, Hinata. Hyuuga. Is. Mine. No one touched her besides me from now on, got it?" Now turning around to face the now silent training field, Sasuke repeated himself so that everybody could hear him loud and clear.

After making his point, Sasuke pulled Hinata back towards the forest but before he could, he felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Sasuke teme, let go of her hand, what the hell are you talking about? are you forcing her into this?"yelled Naruto as he pulled Sasuke around to face him.

Sakura who has been observing the whole scene was lost for words as she was beyond shock.

"S-sasuke kun, what's the meaning of this?" Sakura asked, but more like demanded after she calmed herself down.

"Like is said earlier, Hinata is mine and only so everyone buzz of."

Hinata just looked up at Sai and gave him an apologetic nod and he just smiled and softly shook his head as if telling her there was no need.

Sakura was in a daze as her legs could no longer take her weight and she just dropped onto her knees. The Sasuke that she knew almost all her life was always cold and unreachable, 'yet why? Why was he suddenly acting like this?'

Before Sasuke and Hinata could turn away they were stopped by another demand from Sakura.

"Why her, Sasuke!? WHY HER?! I've liked you for so so lo-"

"Shut it Sakura, I like her and it's none of your business." His tone was so cold, it made her remember the night he left Konoha.

"YAH SASUKE DON'T JUST LEAVE! EXPLAIN WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING?!" Yelled Naruto in protest.

Sasuke just turned around with Hinata and walked towards his apartment.

"Let's go to my house" He said to Hinata but also loud enough so that the people they were leaving behind could also hear.

When they got there Sasuke opened the door and pulled her in, when they got inside he immediately closed the blinds so others can't see what they're doing and he also closed the windows so no one can eavesdrop.

He sat on the couch and she followed

"Okay so we need to try to act like a couple. Hinata, I know it'll be hard for you but if you want that dumba- I mean Naruto, to like you, you'll need to be more confident in yourself."

He leaned over a placed a kiss on her cheek without any warning and Hinata jumped in shock at the sudden kiss.

"S-sasuke kun what was t-that for?"

"See? That's what I mean, we need to be natural about this sort of thing cause we'll have to do it in public a lot, okay? So I don't want you to have the reaction you just did then. Anyways you were pretty fine before kissing Sai." Hinata became bright red remembering that sudden memory causing the Uchiha to smirk at her reaction.

"Uhhm o-okay I will try my b-best"

"Okay I'll see you in the village square tomorrow night as everyone is going to eat barbeque together so I'll see you there. Make sure we act all 'couple-ly' tomorrow"

'I can't believe I'd ever have to say this in my life' he thought.

"S-sure Sasuke-kun I-I'll see you tomorrow!" Hinata was exhausted due to the events that happened today so she quickly dashed out his door but was stopped by Sasuke.

"I'm walking you home, that's what boyfriends do." He grabbed her hand and they started their way towards her house.

They walked hand in hand, silently towards the Hyuuga compound, it wasn't an uncomfortable silence though, it was comfortable and Sasuke liked it that way and so did Hinata.

"Hinata come dressed really nice tomorrow okay? you should try stand out more" Sasuke suggested.

Hinata looked over at him and nodded. She felt comfortable around Sasuke already, she knew he would never fall for her or try taking advantage of her as he's not like that.

"Y-yeah okay"

He looked at her and their gazes met.

'She's kinda cute when she stutters' he thought, 'Her eyes seem to shine in the moonlight and her hair just flows like water… wait what the hell am I thinking about?!' he shook his head of the thoughts and looked away from the innocent Hyuuga beside him.

So yeah i've started my Itachi story for After school but haven't finished it, but running through my files i found this from like 2 years ago so i thought i'd just put it up but yeah please R&R!