Drabble #2: I'm Pregnant
Rating: K+
" Black Star I..." Soul started. He and Black Star were on the couch chilling, and watching t.v. Soul laid sideways on the couch with his legs on Black Star's lap. It was a lazy Sunday so everyone was home, Maka in her room being the study hound as usual. And Blaire knew not to tease Soul around Black Star.
" What?"
" ... I'm pregnant." Black Star felt his heart stop for a moment. His mind processed his boyfriend's statement slowly.
" What was that?" Soul blinked before scooting closer leaning against the assassin's chest.
" I said... I'm pregnant." He said more clearly, hiding a smile when the meister twitched.
" You're pregnant... W-with who?" Soul rolled his eyes and bopped the other on the head.
" Who else do you think had sex with me for the past weeks idiot?" Black Star pales.
" B-but y-you're a guy!"
" And?"
" 'And'? That's impossible!"
" Stop trying to think about it. Besides, would you even father the baby?" Soul asked with amusement in his eyes. His boyfriend's eye twitched.
" But I'm only fifteen for fuck's sake!," Maka yelled for him to watch his language, " How the hell am I supposed to take care of a baby!?" Soul shrugged and made himself more comfortable as Black Star began to freak out, " I'd have to come home from school to take care of a baby you are somehow able to produce! I wouldn't be able to train because of our child! My life would be ruined! And you're asking me if I would father the baby!?" Soul snorted but couldn't contain his laughter.
Black Star stared in confusion as the weapon laughed on his lap. " Wh-what?"
" I w-was just kidding!" Soul didn't wait for the other teen to get the joke as he began laughing again. Just the reaction he wanted. Who knew the assassin could easily break down from just a mere statement?
" B-but you... I thought..."
" No. I'm not really having a baby. How the hell is that possible anyways?" Soul said finally calming down. Finally getting it, Black Star held back from hitting the other.
" ...Jackass."
" Love you too."
...
" Black Star?"
" What?"
" I think I felt a kick."