Aaaaaye [drunkenly points at readers]

These drabbles are based on my stories Yellow Eyes and Green Tail and Cursed Life, stories featuring Werewolf!Zoro and Vampire!Sanji respectively. I recommend reading those ones first if you haven't already, since they give some info on vampires and werewolves.

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So these all take place when the crew has nine members, and none of these will be post-timeskip unless specifically stated/requested. Also, just assume that Zoro has made a hole in his pants so he can leave his tail out. More supernatural crewmembers will appear later, so I'll put who's what at the beginning with the caption "Non-humans" (not counting Brook and Chopper).

Non-humans: WW Zoro

"Which way did he go!?"

"This way . . . no, um—this way?"

"Can't you get his scent?"

"I lost it!"

Chopper and Brook screeched to a stop in the middle of the dim, deserted road and looked at each other, their faces illuminated by the full moon.

"I . . ." Chopper looked down and turned back into his small form. "I'm sorry . . . we lost him . . ."

Brook knelt and patted Chopper's head reassuringly. "Don't worry about it, Chopper-san. It doesn't look like anyone's out but us tonight. Besides, there's a small forest just over there—with any luck, he'll go there."

Chopper nodded. "And he'll come back in the morning . . ."

Brook nodded and stood. "Now, let's get back. You should get some sleep. We can worry about him in the morning."

The next morning, Sanji called everyone for breakfast. They trudged to the kitchen and sat around, waiting for food.

"Hm?" Sanji muttered, looking around. "Wolf-boy's sleeping in, right?"

Brook started whistling.

"How the hell do you whistle without any lips?" Usopp demanded. "Never mind, where is Zoro? He wasn't in the men's room."

"Um . . ." Chopper looked down.

Nami folded her arms and stared at Brook and Chopper. "You two are in for a beating if he got away."

"I'm sorry!" Chopper cried. "I know we were supposed to stay inside with Zoro because we're docked at a town, and we were doing that, and then I opened the door to get something, and Zoro came outside, and then he noticed the town and he jumped off the ship, and then we ran after him but I lost his scent—"

Robin sighed. "I really hope he didn't attack anyone."

"Anyway," Brook continued, "a thousand apologies. Chopper-san and I figured that no one else was out last night, and Zoro-san would come back here in the morning."

"So where is he?" Luffy exclaimed.

Brook shrugged.

"You'd think he'd be back by now," Franky muttered. "This is not super."

"You don't suppose he was attacked by the villagers?" Robin murmured thoughtfully.

"If he's not back by the time we're done, someone needs to go look for him," Nami said. "And Brook, Chopper?"

The two looked up.

Nami punched them.

"So . . ." Luffy looked around. He and Sanji had gotten the job of looking for their missing werewolf. "Where is he?"

Sanji rolled his eyes. "If we knew, we wouldn't be standing here."

He quickly stopped a passerby. "Hey, you, did you see a big green wolf around last night?"

The man looked confused. "A wolf? I didn't know we had a wolf around here." He suddenly looked thoughtful. "But . . . I did see the dogcatchers out last night. I live next to the pound, see, and I noticed them bringing in a big dog. Didn't see its color."

Sanji raised an eyebrow. "Can you show us where the pound is?"

Luffy and Sanji eventually found and entered the pound. A man at a desk greeted them with a bored expression.

"Was a green wolf brought in last night?" Sanji asked without preamble.

"He's yours?" the man asked. "Yeah, that weirdo's in the back." He handed Sanji a key.

Luffy and Sanji hurried down the rows until they found Zoro. He was in human form, curled up on the blankets, facing away from them, his green tail twitching.

"Zoro!" Luffy exclaimed happily, setting off a few dogs barking in the kennels near them.

Zoro sat up and looked around. When he spotted Luffy and Sanji, he flushed and quickly covered himself with a blanket.

Sanji sat down hard and started cracking up.

"Shut your mouth, cook," Zoro hissed, obviously still exhausted. "Get me out of here already."

Luffy grinned and crouched by Zoro's kennel, poking his hand through the bars. "Hi, Zoro! How'd you get yourself stuck here?"

Zoro growled at Sanji for a moment before answering. "I guess Chopper and Brook told you I got away? Well, I got hit with some sleeping dart, and I woke up here a couple hours ago. I called that asshole at the desk over to let me out, but he said that he can't let me out because I have a tail."

Luffy laughed.

"Get me out of here!"

Sanji, still shaking from laughter, crawled over to the lock and used the key. The door swung open and Zoro crawled out, holding the blanket around his waist. He stood shakily and stretched out his cramped legs.

Luffy and Sanji brought him back to the front desk.

"Make sure you put a collar and leash on him next time," the man said, barely looking up.

Sanji snickered. Zoro growled at the man. "I am not a goddamn pet!"

"Zoro, heel!" Luffy commanded. "Back to Sunny! Come!"

"Luffy," Zoro growled. "You are not helping."

Sanji laughed at Zoro all the way back to the ship.