A/N: So I read a Hercule Poirot fanfiction where the author wrote out what the characters would be writing if they had Facebook accounts, and I decided to do one for MFB! Note: I regret nothing. Enjoy, and remember: keep calm and stay eccentric! :)
Gingka Hagane: AW YEAH! We beat Nemesis! :)
Madoka Amano: We're all excited, Gingka, you don't have to shout it out to the whole world.
Gingka Hagane: Hey Kenta, why's Madoka being a pessimist?
Kenta Yuima: Maybe because you wouldn't let her clean or even touch Pegasus for about two weeks and battled like two hundred times during those two weeks.
Gingka Hagane: Are you saying that I was being obsessive?
Hikaru Hasama: Like Gollum towards the One Ring.
Gingka Hagane: I WAS NOT! :(
Madoka Amano: Yes you were.
Kenta Yuima: Yeah, you were.
Hikaru Hasama: You were.
Kyoya Tategami: You were.
Benkei Hanawana: Yep.
Yuki Mizusawa: It's pretty much unanimous, Mr. Gingka.
Gingka Hagane: SCREW YOU PEOPLE! :(
Masamune Kadoya: Hey, at least people don't say your cooking sucks. I don't see how my cooking (especially my curry) sucks. Because it doesn't!
Madoka Amano: Yes it does.
Kenta Yuima: Yeah, it does.
Hikaru Hasama: It does.
Kyoya Tategami: It does.
Benkei Hanawana: Yep.
Yuki Mizusawa: Yep.
Zeo Abyss: Yep.
Toby: Ditto.
Gingka Hagane: It's pretty much unanimous, Masamune.
Masamune Kadoya: SCREW YOU PEOPLE! :(
Yuki Mizusawa: WHY WON'T VENUS SHOW UP?! SCREW YOU, VENUS!
Kenta Yuima: ?
Madoka Amano: ?
Yuki Mizusawa: Oh, sorry guys. It's just that I'm up in my observatory and I can't see Venus from my telescope no matter what angle I position it! :(
Gingka Hagane: Have you ever considered blowing up the Earth to get a better view of it?
Yuki Mizusawa: ?
Kenta Yuima: ?
Madoka Amano: ?
Gingka Hagane: You know, like that one Looney Tunes cartoon short? Watch it on YouTube, it's pretty hilarious! [posts link here]
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Madoka Amano: Oh, I get it now! :D
Yuki Mizusawa: Me too! XD
Gingka Hagane: Told ya! :)
Kenta Yuima: :D Funny stuff! But what was the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator supposed to be?
Yuki Mizusawa: I believe that was supposed to be a stick of dynamite. That took him two thousand years to finish.
Gingka Hagane: Either way, maybe we should take Bug's advice and run for the hills! :D
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Kenta Yuima: XD Yeah! Or we'll be, and I quote, "up to our armpits in Martians!"
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Madoka Amano: LOL!
Yuki Mizusawa: XD
Gingka Hagane created the group "Looney Tunes cartoons beat 21st century cartoons any day."
Madoka Amano joined "Looney Tunes cartoons beat 21st century cartoons any day."
Kenta Yuima joined "Looney Tunes cartoons beat 21st century cartoons any day."
Yuki Mizusawa joined "Looney Tunes cartoons beat 21st century cartoons any day."
Madoka Amano: Hey, Gingka, why do you always hang out at the B-Pit?
Gingka Hagane: Um, why do you ask?
Madoka Amano: Cause you didn't leave today until 9:30 at night. OMG, do you like me?
Gingka Hagane: What? No!
Madoka Amano: You like me, don't you?
Gingka Hagane: I. Do not. Like. You!
Kyoya Tategami: Now you've done it, Gingka.
Madoka Amano: Sheesh, you don't have to shout over the Internet!
Madoka Amano has logged off.
Gingka Hagane: What'd I say?
Hikaru Hasama: Oh for the love of...
Madoka Amano created the group "My friend is a baka."
Hikaru Hasama joined "My friend is a baka."
Yuki Mizusawa: Hey, have you ever noticed that Miss Madoka and Miss Hikaru always log off whenever Mr. Gingka or Mr. Kyoya join the conversation?
Kenta Yuima: Now that you mention it, I have noticed that. Aguma, Bao, how about you guys?
Aguma: Yes, Kenta, I have noticed that. Bao?
Bao: Have I noticed that? How could I not?
Yuki Mizusawa: Also, there's a group on here created by Miss Madoka, entitled "My friend is a baka."
Bao: What's a baka?
Kenta Yuima: It's Japanese for idiot.
Bao: Oh. I guess that makes sense.
Yuki Mizusawa: Hold on. Now that I think about it, Mr. Aguma, Mr. Bao, how are you guys on Facebook?
Aguma: We get Wi-fi from the town near Beylin Temple.
Yuki Mizusawa: Oh. And about the subject we're talking about, maybe we should ask Miss Madoka or Mr. Gingka about it. Either Mr. Gingka likes Miss Madoka or Miss Madoka likes Mr. Gingka.
Kenta Yuima: I think it'd be better to ask Gingka about it. Cause he's much more gullible than Madoka.
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Yuki Mizusawa: I can't really argue with that.
Private messaging between Gingka Hagane and Kenta Yuima.
Kenta Yuima: So Gingka, have you noticed that whenever you and/or Kyoya sign onto Facebook, Madoka and/or Hikaru sign off?
Gingka Hagane: Not really, why?
Kenta Yuima: Because, and I'm not implying anything here, it looks a little suspicious.
Gingka Hagane: Suspicious? Why would there be anything suspicious about it? Something obviously just gets her attention around that time.
Kenta Yuima: ,:(
Gingka Hagane: Did you just try to raise an eyebrow over the Internet?
Kenta Yuima: Not important. Gingka, she obviously likes you! Or maybe it's that you like her!
Gingka Hagane: What? No way! Madoka's my friend! She's just really nice! And helpful. And cute. Wait, what?
Kenta Yuima: You were right, Yuki. Gingka likes Madoka.
Toby: He does? Hey, Zeo, you and Masamune owe me five bucks.
Zeo Abyss: I'll get it to ya tomorrow.
Masamune Kadoya: Aw, what?!
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Gingka Hagane: What're you guys talking about?
Masamune Kadoya: You and your crush on Madoka.
Yuki Mizusawa: Way to blow it, Mr. Masamune.
Gingka Hagane: WHAT?! Who told you that?!
Madoka Amano: Who told them what?
Masamune Kadoya: Gingka's got a crush on you.
Kenta Yuima & Yuki Mizusawa: MASAMUNE!
Madoka Amano: WHAT?! Who told you that?!
Zeo Abyss: Just admit it, you guys, you like each other.
Madoka Amano is now in a relationship with Gingka Hagane.
Gingka Hagane is now in a relationship with Madoka Amano.
Hikaru Hasama is now in a relationship with Kyoya Tategami.
Kyoya Tategami is now in a relationship with Hikaru Hasama.
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Kenta Yuima: Wow, I can't believe Hikaru and Kyoya are in a relationship now! That's so awesome! :)
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Madoka Amano: Gingka, why haven't you brought in Pegasus to be fixed up?
Gingka Hagane: Why do you ask?
Madoka Amano: Cause you haven't brought it in for two weeks now.
Gingka Hagane: I got carried away with battling! You know I do that! Why are you always badgering me about it?
Madoka Amano: C'est la vie, now GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!
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Gingka Hagane: I'm a-gettin', I'm a-gettin'!
Gingka Hagane has logged out.
Immortal Phoenix: Wow, she really told him!
Hikaru Hasama: Director, when on Facebook, you're supposed to use your real name, not an alias.
Immortal Phoenix has changed his name to Ryo Hagane.
Hikaru Hasama: Better.
Ryo Hagane joined "I can't use an alias on Facebook and it's so unfair."
Gingka Hagane: Dad, why are you Facebook?
Ryo Hagane: You know, you could just talk to me, I'm in the same room as you.
Gingka Hagane: I know, but it's a bit more fun this way.
Ryo Hagane: Meh. You're not wrong.
Tsubasa Otori: Hey, I'm here too.
Gingka Hagane: Cool, Tsubasa, you joined Facebook! :)
Tsubasa Otori: Only because you talked me into it.
Tsubasa Otori joined "Never let your friends talk you into something you'll regret in the future."
Yuki Mizusawa: This post is probably taking an unpleasant turn, but don't you guys think it's kind of suspicious that we haven't heard from Gryffyn Addams in a while?
Benkei Hanawana: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, YUKI?!
Madoka Amano: ...
Yuki Mizusawa: I'm just saying, jeez!
Kenta Yuima: Now that you mention it, Yuki, it is kind of suspicious.
Kyoya Tategami: Maybe she's just on Christmas vacation.
Hikaru Hasama: Oh, sure. Gryffyn Addams, the craziest teenager we know, would stop calling on us just because she's on Christmas vacation.
Gingka Hagane: Man, why did you guys have to bring up Gryffyn? I've already got my hands full with YamiGingka14!
Madoka Amano: He changed his penname to YamiNoOku14. And you do not have your hands full with him, Gingka, he's left you alone.
Gingka Hagane: You know, I really hate it when you spoil things.
Madoka Amano: Do you want me to stop? Cause you'll have to make me.
Gingka Hagane: Maybe I will.
Hikaru Hasama: OooooMmmmmGgggg, are you guys flirting?
Gingka Hagane: No!
Madoka Amano: No!
Kyoya Tategami: Yes, you are.
Hikaru Hasama: Yeah, you are.
Benkei Hanawana: You are.
Kenta Yuima: Yep.
Yuki Mizusawa: Ditto.
Ryo Hagane: It's pretty much unanimous, Gingka.
Gingka Hagane: SCREW YOU PEOPLE! :(
Madoka Amano: SCREW YOU PEOPLE! :(
Gingka Hagane joined "My friends are always ganging up on me and it's so unfair."
Madoka Amano joined "My friends are always ganging up on me and it's so unfair."
Gryffyn Addams: Well, this has been fun. You guys are always so hilarious when you don't think anyone's spying on you! :)
Gingka Hagane: AAAHHHH! IT'S GRYFFYN!
Kenta Yuima: AAAHHHH! IT'S GRYFFYN!
Madoka Amano: AAAHHHH! IT'S– wait. You saw everything we posted on here?
Gryffyn Addams: Yep! And you guys didn't even realize you've been on the entire time, either! Dude, you can do anything with computers these days! :D
Gingka Hagane created the group "Fanfiction authors are evil!"
Madoka Amano joined "Fanfiction authors are evil!"
Kenta Yuima joined "Fanfiction authors are evil!"
Kyoya Tategami joined "Fanfiction authors are evil!"
Hikaru Hasama joined "Fanfiction authors are evil!"
Yuki Mizusawa joined "Fanfiction authors are evil!"
Tsubasa Otori joined "Fanfiction authors are evil!"
Gryffyn Addams: Jeez, why is everyone so against fanfiction authors? We just want to create entertaining stories for the public!
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