Wally West: You guys take too much pride in your fish half. Aquaman? And then he named his protege Aqualad? What's next, Aquababy?

Kaldur'ahm: …

Wally West: What? It's not like Aquaman seriously named his kid Aquababy.

Kaldur'ahm: ….

Wally West: ...Right?

Kaldur'ahm: It is not my place to question my king.

Wally West: Okay, seriously. You're like, 13. You haven't hit puberty yet. It's illegal for you to have that much muscle.

Robin: Fortunately, Obama can't ban these guns.

Wally West: Dude, first Rob, now you? If the everyone is just gonna keep making up personal missions to send the team on and say they're from Batman, I say we go grocery shopping next.

Kaldur'ahm: This is a true assignment. Do your task.

Wally West: Bats would make us do a lot of things, but cleaning up the beach isn't one of them.

Kaldur'ahm: How is it not a true assignment, if I put us on it and I am the team leader?

Wally West: …

Kaldur'ahm: You're the fastest and can get the job done quicker. This is important work for the survival of all races. Marine life does not deserve to unjustly suffer. All of Atlantis will be in your debt.

Wally West: ...I'm poking trash bags with sticks, Kal.

Kaldur'ahm: I will be in your debt.

Wally West: I don't know, man. I'm gonna have a wicked sunburn after this.

Kaldur'ahm: Nachos for a week?

Kaldur'ahm: I see that the beach is almost entirely clean.

Wally West: Duh! Pollution sucks. This is totally unjust for the fish and stuff. What are you standing around for, making me do all the work? Come on!

Kaldur'ahm: M'gann, I wanted to congratulate you on the dinner you've served. It tastes wonderful. What is it?

M'gann M'orzz: Just some salmon I picked up at the Happy Harbour market! C: It took a while to smoke, and I nearly set some on fire the first time, though I don't really know how, but Google had some good recipes!

M'gann M'orzz: Kaldur?! Oh no! Are you okay? You've been in the bathroom for some time now… Was it the dinner? Google said to be aware of food poisoning!

M'gann M'orzz: I don't know what kind of food poisoning you can get from fish though…

M'gann M'orzz: Wait. Oh…

M'gann M'orzz: Oh god.

M'gann M'orzz: Ahh! One second! I'm so sorry! I'll be back with some medicine! They sell those are the pharmacy, right? Like...Walgreens? Right? Oh no, oh no, oh no!

Robin: Heard the love of your life chose another guy. Mind offering KF some advice? He's going to experience the same thing eventually.

Robin: Can you also tell him to stop hitting me?

Kaldur'ahm: For once in my life, I can agree with him in saying that you deserve it.

Wally West: You have an arrow that's a boxing glove?!

Roy Harper: Sometimes, you just want to punch someone in the face from far away.

Roy Harper: It's how I normally feel about you.

Wally West: OW. I get it, you're practically invincible, but it usually hurts when you get TOASTERS THROWN AT YOU.

Connor Kent: Then it looks like you're toast.

Wally West: Wow. That was...that was bad. And really weird. Don't do that again. Please.

Sweet! Finally got some more Aqualad in here! Though, I admit, it was probably because I just rewatched both YJ and all the Teen Titans episodes having to do with Garth. I couldn't remember if Kaldur'ahm had telepathy like Garth, though, for the fish excerpt, but either way it's pretty traumatising to eat something that is essentially half of you.

Very hard to come up with original stuff, but hopefully I'm not being totally disappointing.

Thanks so much for sticking around! Favourites?