POTATO!!!!
This story has Ritchie and Tracey bashing and shipping so don't flame us!!! But then again, flames are rather amusing.. We both write really well, but we just felt the need to be demented.
WARNING THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN ON THREE HOURS OF SLEEP, LOADS OF POCKY AND BOREDEM...u have been warned..
Once upon a time in a valley far far away..some random shit happened; the end! Well actually this is what REALLY happened can u dig it??? Now shut up and read!!
'Tis a tale so fascinating that I'm sure you have never read anything like it. It's a AAML fic!!! WHEEEE
There was a girl. Her name was Misty. She was a bitch. (a/n isn't that SOOO mind boggling???) There was a boy. His name was Ash. There was another boy. His name was Ritchie. Or at least we THINK it was a he.mighta been a she but hey!! You never know!!
Anyways, two of the three trainers were in competition for one thing- the heart of Ash Ketchum. (a/n DUN DUN DUN..)
Misty ate a potato.
"That's cruelty to potatoes!!!" shrieked Ritchie and slapped it out of her hand. "FRED!!! OH MY DEAR FRED!!!! DON'T DIE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" he sobbed as the potato flat lined.
"OMG RITCHIE!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! YOU'RE NOT COOL!!!!" Ash bellowed at he walked into the room. Misty and Ritchie suddenly threw themselves at ash's feet and kissed the hems of his robes (a/n YES HE HAS ROBES ON DEAL WITH IT!!!)
"They make potatoes in Idaho," remarked Ash.
"WOW! HE HAS A BRAIN!!!" said Misty.
"Where the hell is Idaho?" pondered Ritchie.
Ash shrugged. "I dunno."
"I love your potatoes Ash," said Ritchie flirtatiously.
"I ate a squirrel yesterday," whispered Misty, "it was really fluffy."
"Little grasshopper have big mouth but little sense," said Brock suddenly.
"Where the hell did you come from bitch?" Demanded Ritchie, "Get out of our story!
Unless you want to join the love triangle and make it a love RECTANGLE!!!"
"You don't have eyes," said Misty, "So leave. Now."
Brock suddenly found a new love interest (a tree) and left suddenly.
"Get your teeth out of my arm, Ritchie," said Ash and smacked him. Ritchie's eyeball fell
out and he ate it.
Ash, Ritchie, and Misty all sat down on a nearby couch.
"It's peer mediation time!!!" Exclaimed a random Pokemon character brightly.
The couch suddenly moved.
"Get off my ass!" Screamed a very feminine sounding voice.
"Tracey?!" Exclaimed all three at once.
Ritchie's nonexistent eyes suddenly boggled out. "Wow...you're hot.."
He seized his arm and they started making out in the corner.
Suddenly Delia and Sammy appeared nearly on top of the erm. "Involved" couple.
Sammy took one look at them nudged Delia and said, "not a bad 'dea eh.??"
"SAMMY!!" Delia shrieked as he grabbed her and started moving towards the bedroom.
Try as she might she couldn't stop from giggling and bounded in after him.
Ash's eyes suddenly went huge as he realized what they were going to. do.
"EWWWWWWWWWW" Ash screamed. He got so scared he went his pants.
Suddenly they heard Tracey exclaim "I:M GONNA MAKE SOME.SKETCHES!!!"
then he started giggling manically. "C'mere Richtie!!!"
The room was beginning to smell like urine. Very strongly. Misty suddenly lost all
interest in being in the room altogether.
"Take PIKACHU!!!" she shrieked bitchily and slapped him in the groin (BITCH
SLAPPING FUN!!!!)
"You DESERVE ON ANOTHER!!!! YOU'RE BOTH ANIMALS!!!!" Then she turned
and walked away, leaving the two "its" in the corner and Professor Oak and Delia locked
inside a room, and Ash sitting on the couch in his own pee.
The End.
I KNOW THIS HAD NO PLOT BUT THAT WAS THE POINT!!!! ^__________________^ I love pixies!!!!!!!!!
This story has Ritchie and Tracey bashing and shipping so don't flame us!!! But then again, flames are rather amusing.. We both write really well, but we just felt the need to be demented.
WARNING THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN ON THREE HOURS OF SLEEP, LOADS OF POCKY AND BOREDEM...u have been warned..
Once upon a time in a valley far far away..some random shit happened; the end! Well actually this is what REALLY happened can u dig it??? Now shut up and read!!
'Tis a tale so fascinating that I'm sure you have never read anything like it. It's a AAML fic!!! WHEEEE
There was a girl. Her name was Misty. She was a bitch. (a/n isn't that SOOO mind boggling???) There was a boy. His name was Ash. There was another boy. His name was Ritchie. Or at least we THINK it was a he.mighta been a she but hey!! You never know!!
Anyways, two of the three trainers were in competition for one thing- the heart of Ash Ketchum. (a/n DUN DUN DUN..)
Misty ate a potato.
"That's cruelty to potatoes!!!" shrieked Ritchie and slapped it out of her hand. "FRED!!! OH MY DEAR FRED!!!! DON'T DIE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" he sobbed as the potato flat lined.
"OMG RITCHIE!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! YOU'RE NOT COOL!!!!" Ash bellowed at he walked into the room. Misty and Ritchie suddenly threw themselves at ash's feet and kissed the hems of his robes (a/n YES HE HAS ROBES ON DEAL WITH IT!!!)
"They make potatoes in Idaho," remarked Ash.
"WOW! HE HAS A BRAIN!!!" said Misty.
"Where the hell is Idaho?" pondered Ritchie.
Ash shrugged. "I dunno."
"I love your potatoes Ash," said Ritchie flirtatiously.
"I ate a squirrel yesterday," whispered Misty, "it was really fluffy."
"Little grasshopper have big mouth but little sense," said Brock suddenly.
"Where the hell did you come from bitch?" Demanded Ritchie, "Get out of our story!
Unless you want to join the love triangle and make it a love RECTANGLE!!!"
"You don't have eyes," said Misty, "So leave. Now."
Brock suddenly found a new love interest (a tree) and left suddenly.
"Get your teeth out of my arm, Ritchie," said Ash and smacked him. Ritchie's eyeball fell
out and he ate it.
Ash, Ritchie, and Misty all sat down on a nearby couch.
"It's peer mediation time!!!" Exclaimed a random Pokemon character brightly.
The couch suddenly moved.
"Get off my ass!" Screamed a very feminine sounding voice.
"Tracey?!" Exclaimed all three at once.
Ritchie's nonexistent eyes suddenly boggled out. "Wow...you're hot.."
He seized his arm and they started making out in the corner.
Suddenly Delia and Sammy appeared nearly on top of the erm. "Involved" couple.
Sammy took one look at them nudged Delia and said, "not a bad 'dea eh.??"
"SAMMY!!" Delia shrieked as he grabbed her and started moving towards the bedroom.
Try as she might she couldn't stop from giggling and bounded in after him.
Ash's eyes suddenly went huge as he realized what they were going to. do.
"EWWWWWWWWWW" Ash screamed. He got so scared he went his pants.
Suddenly they heard Tracey exclaim "I:M GONNA MAKE SOME.SKETCHES!!!"
then he started giggling manically. "C'mere Richtie!!!"
The room was beginning to smell like urine. Very strongly. Misty suddenly lost all
interest in being in the room altogether.
"Take PIKACHU!!!" she shrieked bitchily and slapped him in the groin (BITCH
SLAPPING FUN!!!!)
"You DESERVE ON ANOTHER!!!! YOU'RE BOTH ANIMALS!!!!" Then she turned
and walked away, leaving the two "its" in the corner and Professor Oak and Delia locked
inside a room, and Ash sitting on the couch in his own pee.
The End.
I KNOW THIS HAD NO PLOT BUT THAT WAS THE POINT!!!! ^__________________^ I love pixies!!!!!!!!!