NEW STORY. :D I'm going to have FUN with this one! :D Enjoy the first chapter, this is my FIRST update today. :D Have fun!

Search and Rescue.

Fun.

Sarcasm.

"This is lame!" Snotlout shouted. "Let's do something interesting!"

"Guys, we've been over this!" Hiccup groaned. "This is really important! Eyes forward."

Astrid looked back at them. "When do I start, Hiccup?" she asked.

"Right now," said Hiccup. "And we should probably hurry. By the looks of those clouds, there's a snowstorm on the way."

"Snowstorm!?" Tuffnut exclaimed excitedly. "COOL!"

"Yeah, AWESOME!" Ruffnut and Tuffnut bashed their heads together as Ruffnut spoke.

"Oh good grief," Hiccup groaned. "What have I gotten myself into?"

"Are you ready, girl?" said Astrid, ignoring the others entirely. The Nadder chirped with anticipation and soared downwards, straight towards the ocean.

"Boring!" Snotlout moaned. "I want to do something fun."

"This is fun!" said Fishlegs. "It's important, too!"

"Fishlegs is right," said Hiccup. "Even though you would have learned it earlier, had you actually listened to me-"

"We try not to listen to you," said Tuffnut. "Sorry Hiccup, but it had to be said."

"I love your company," said Hiccup. He wasn't sure if it was sarcasm or not. And maybe that was exactly the problem.

"Ugh," said Ruffnut. "This really is boring. I say we go do something different."

"Like what?" said Tuffnut.

"We could race," said Snotlout.

"Guys, no," Hiccup started.

"You're on!" said Tuffnut.

"Am I even talking out loud?" said Hiccup. "Am I talking out loud, Fishlegs?"

"You are talking out loud," said Fishlegs.

"Oh, good, for a second I thought it was just me," said Hiccup.

"Ready..." said Snotlout.

"No!" said Hiccup. "Guys stop! The storm is approaching us, and you all know-"

"Set..." said Tuffnut and Ruffnut in perfect unison, leaning over their dragons and staring out with anticipation.

"Oh for the love of-" Hiccup started.

"GO!" Ruffnut, Tuffnut and Snotlout shouted in unison. Their dragons lept into the air, flying in the complete opposite direction of Berk.

"Oh, well that's productive!" Hiccup groaned.

"Where are they going!?" Astrid shouted.

"Who knows!?" said Hiccup. "Astrid and Fishlegs, you two go after Snotlout. I'll see if I can't get Ruffnut and Tuffnut to come back."

"Gotcha," said Astrid. She and Fishlegs turned on their dragons and took after Snotlout while Hiccup motioned for Toothless to go after Ruffnut and Tuffnut.

...

"WHOO HOO!" Snotlout shouted. "I'm going to win!"

"No you're not!" said Tuffnut. "Because you live in loserville! Where I'm the mayor! Wait what?"

Snotlout sped on on Hookfang, until he suddenly found himself blinded by pelting snow and ice.

"What in the world!?" he questioned. "Where did this come from!?"

"Snotlout!" Astrid yelled at him from behind. Snotlout could barely even hear her over the whistling, tearing wind that made it near impossible to hear. "Hiccup told you there was a storm coming! We have to fall back, to the village!" Astrid shouted even louder than before, trying to get her voice over the storm.

"I believe it now!" said Snotlout. "Which way is the village!?"

"This way!" said Astrid. "Ruffnut and...hey, where'd they go!?"

Snotlout turned in the direction the twins were in, and then found that they weren't there anymore.

"Hey!" said Snotlout. "They were right here! I'm not joking, they were literally right here!"

"No one said you were joking, Snotlout!" said Fishlegs.

"Hiccup'll get them with Toothless," said Astrid. "We need to get back before the storm worsens."

Snotlout didn't have to be told again by Astrid. He turned Hookfang and followed her and Fishlegs back in the direction of the village.

...

"Whoa, where'd the everything go?" Tuffnut questioned. "There's all this snowy ice made out of...snowy ice."

"Yeah, I know, right?" said Ruffnut. "Maybe we'll die."

"RUFF! TUFF!" Hiccup shouted from behind them. "COME ON! WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE VILLAGE BEFORE THE STORM GETS WORSE!"

"Is he talking to us?" said Ruffnut.

"I don't know," said Tuffnut. "I can't understand a word he's saying."

"GUYS!" Hiccup yelled.

"Oh, yeah, I think he's talking to us," said Tuffnut. "We're the only people he yells at."

Hiccup groaned and leaned over Toothless as the Night Fury picked up speed.

"GUYS WE HAVE TO TURN. BACK!" Hiccup gasped out, trying to get his voice over the wind. "I CAN'T TALK! IT'S TOO WINDY!"

"WHAT!?" said Tuffnut. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! IT'S TOO WINDY!"

"WHAT!?" said Hiccup.

Hiccup looked ahead, and suddenly saw what he feared they would. A large boulder. And it was just their luck that Barf and Belch were heading straight for it.

"RUFFNUT TUFFNUT, PULL UP!" Hiccup screamed.

"Pull down!?" said Tuffnut.

"NO! UP!" said Hiccup.

"OKAY, DOWN!" said Tuffnut. He and his sister urged their dragon downwards, and then crashed straight into the boulder. Ruffnut and Tuffnut were thrown from their dragon with a shrill scream on both their parts.

Hiccup did his best to angle Toothless, but the blizzard was making it hard. Toothless just barely managed to grab Ruffnut and Tuffnut, still screaming, before they hit the ground. Toothless shot into the sky again, trying to find an open flying area.

"Are we dead?" said Tuffnut.

"Nope," said Hiccup.

"Oh, okay good," said Tuffnut.

Just before they headed back to the village, something went wrong, just as Hiccup assumed it would. It always went wrong for him, especially when he was trying to do something right.

He realized he couldn't control Toothless' tailfin any longer. He looked backwards, just to learn that the tailfin had frozen over, rendering it unusable.

"Splendid," Hiccup muttered.

Then, Toothless fell towards the ground. He crashed into a tree and stopped abruptly. Hiccup, Ruffnut and Tuffnut tumbled through the snow and stood up, slightly dazed, but remarkably unharmed.

"Everyone...okay?" Hiccup gasped.

"Yeah," said Tuffnut.

"Surprisingly," said Ruffnut.

"Good," said Hiccup. "Then we should just head back to the village, and..." He stopped, because he heard a cracking noise just barely over the howling wind. "Did you guys hear that?"

"Uh-huh," Ruffnut and Tuffnut answered.

"Oh no," Hiccup muttered. Before they knew what was happening, the ground beneath them gave away, and then they were falling. Just before they hit the ground, they heard the moaning of a dragon. Then, before Hiccup could even wonder what was going on, he hit the ground, and was rendered unconscious.