A/N I had an inkling of this idea when they had Tony on NCIS:New Orleans. It took a while to simmer to the surface, then I started writing it and it felt like all dialogue, so I ran with that. It ended up with some sounds mixed in, but this is another experiment in a funky style. Thanks to Flyingpiglet and Tonimichelle, this has evolved from a 1000 word PWP to a multi-chapter story with the character arc based on Tony, a first for me. Enjoy!
Chapter One
Tony's Big Easy
"You really had the plague? No foolin'?"
"Yes, Christopher, I really, truly did."
"Man, I can't even imagine that. I mean, I never get sick."
"Yeah, you and Gibbs. But I was poisoned with it. Lured in by a SWAK."
"Mmm. Good lips'll get me every time."
"Yeah? You should meet my partner. Tim's got this fat bottom lip you could practically nurse from-"
"Sounds like you've thought about that a lot. You ever tried 'em out?"
"Nah. Gibbs' got a Rule against dating a co-worker."
"What 'bout us? This?"
"We're just...friends, right? I expensed my dinner, you paid for yours... No date; just fun."
"Works for me. Sounds like you might wanna try that partner of yours out sometime, though."
"I was thinking more about trying you out, Chris. Although, thinking about watching you on him is -"
"I prefer closer proximity than Washington D.C., Tony. And lucky me, you're sittin' right here on my sofa."
"Mm, your lips aren't too bad yourself. A little narrow, but..." (Kissing) "Uh-huh, you make pretty good use of what you have."
"Yeah, well, it ain't the size and shape, it's what you do with 'em. But I think you like your partner's big ol' bottom lip 'cause it's like yours. Narcissism. Ain't that what they call it when- mmph!" (Furniture creaking) "Oh damn, Tony, that's gonna leave a mark!"
"It'll only show if you take your shirt off. But it does need to be balanced..."
"Ooww! Ugh, mmm. Shit, Tony, that feels good..."
"I haven't even gotten to the good part."
"What's the - oh! -good part?"
"We're both wearing too many clothes for that just yet."
"Bedroom?"
"That would help." (Rustle, shuffling footsteps) "Damn, Chris! What, do you have about three percent body fat? You're makin' me feel old here."
"You don't look old - holy buckets! How do you walk with that monster?!"
"Ha-ha-ha! You're no pencil dick Chrissy."
"Mmm, I like it when you call me Chrissy. Oh! And when you do that!"
"Your ass is a perfect double handful, babe, how can I not just...mmmph!"
"Oh fuck, yeah... Tony! Jesus, Lord: your mouth! Ah! Oh, damn that is so... Uh... Oh! T-Tony... Stop, man, or I'm gonna blow!"
"Huh-huh, Chrissy, I'm the one doing the blowing right now..."
(Slurping, grunting, gasps)
"Uh! Uh! Oh, God! You- oh shit! -you are damn good at this! Ah, ugh, oh, Tony! Comin'! Fuck!"
(Heavy breathing, footsteps, bed creaking)
"How's that for a little southern comfort?"
(Laughter)
"But you ain't done yet, are ya, Ton'?"
"Oh, no, Chrissy, that was just the warm up. You feeling relaxed?"
"Uh-huh... Oh! Well, I-" (Gasp) "-guess you found my lube."
"Nightstand's kind of the obvious spot, Chris. Doesn't take a trained investigator."
"Ha! You're right...ooo... I never thought that would feel good..."
(Silence)
"You've never bottomed? Are you serious?"
"Na, man. Topped a few times, but never... That a problem?"
"You okay with me being your first?"
"You ain't gonna hurt me, DiNozzo. I know it."
"Aww..."
(Quiet rustling)
"I'll make it good for you, Chrissy. Really good..."
"I know you will... Ah! Holy...! That what prostate play feels like? Damn! I may switch to bottom- Oh!"
(Gasping, moaning)
"Mmm, I love having a younger lover. You're gonna come again with me in your ass, babe."
"Oh!" (Gasp) "If not before then! Jesus, is that three fingers? You better go for all four before you try- Ah! Fuck! You blow me again and I'm definitely gonna come before you get inside me!"
(Low chuckle)
"Trust me, Chrissy, I know what I'm doing. I can edge you until sunup if I try."
"Oh, please, no... I'm gonna... Oh! Shit, Tony! Is that a cock ring? No fair, man!"
"I'm just holding you, babe. I only get one tonight; I'm not gonna let you show off and have three."
"Ooohhhh, Tony..."
(Foil tearing)
"You ready, baby? Or should I just keep fingering you...like this..."
"Ugh! Tony! Shit! Just fuck me already!"
"You sure, Chrissy? 'Bama boy like you ain't 'fraid o' this monster?"
"Come on, man, quit the teasin' and just - Aaaahhh!"
(Panting)
"You okay, Chris?"
(Groan)
"LaSalle?"
"Whew, damn... That's somethin', huh? Whoo. Okay, yeah, Tony. Just take it easy for a bit, huh?"
"Oh, Chris... You feel so good, babe. God! You're so tight, my virgin redneck..."
"Ha! Don't start with that redneck crap... Mmm... You gonna let up that death grip on my cock?"
"Can you handle it? I don't want you coming for a while yet."
"Yeah. I'm good."
"Well I know that! I just told you that..."
"Funny."
"Thank you."
"Oh, yeah... Damn, Tony... That's...hoo, that's... Ngh! Hell yeah! Do that again!"
"Haha! You like that, huh?"
(Grunting, moaning)
"Yeah! Oh. Harder!"
"You like that, don't you? Me nailing you to the bed? Fucking you hard? C'mon, Chrissy, let me hear you say it!"
(Bed squeaking, long moan)
"Say it, Chris, or I'm gonna pull out and come on your back."
"Y-yes!"
"Yes what?"
"Yes, Tony! Oh god...ah! Fuck me -ah!- hard! Love it -ah!- Holy shit -ah!- T-t-tooohhneeee!"
"Oh, yeah, that's it. Say it! Ngh! Call my name, Chris! Yeah! Oh, yeah!"
"Tony! Tony! Tony!"
"Fuuuuuccckk!"
(Inarticulate shout, thump, gasping)
"Oh, man, Chris... Goddamn! That was fucking hot."
(Mumble)
"Chris? Chrissy? You okay?"
(Bed creaking, groan)
"Tony?"
"Yeah?"
"Next time it's my turn."
(Chuckle)
"You come see me in Washington and I'll consider it."
-In Abby's lab at NCIS headquarters-
"McGee, your eyes look ready to drop from their sockets."
"Holy crap, Abs!"
"I know! It's totally hot, huh?"
"B-but Tony just went to pick Agent LaSalle up from the airport, and - Abby, when…how did you get this recording?!"
"I have my ways, Timmy. I have my ways. Just think of what those two will be doing tonight!"
"Oh shit... But... That is kinda hot..."
~~~NCIS~~~
A/N Short and sweet chapter one. I bet your imaginations gave you better visuals than I could have described! BTW this was the first story written on my new iPhone 6. I think it works just fine.