Ok, this took way too long to come out. Nearly 3 years! I know TheZorkij has been begging me for more... Well, now it's here. Enjoy ladies and gents.

Business as Usual

Mary had been pacing throughout her apartment for the best part of 15 minutes whilst the Tweedles and Jersey had been planning out various methods to kill Bigby Wolf, all of them far too extravagant to be plausible outside of some bad movie or tv show. She hadn't been paying much attention to the 3 anyhow, she was more concerned about how she would convince them to leave Bigby alone.

She could just deal with them herself. The Tweedles wouldn't pose much trouble, but the Jersey Devil was a different story; he was a deadly force in his own right and Mary wasn't completely sure if she could beat him all by herself, let alone with both of the Tweedles present.

Mary was startled by Jersey calling for her "Hey Mary!" She turned to face him with a scowl "What?!" He stood up and walked towards her "I've figured it out! We'll kidnap that Snow White bitch and lure the Wolf into a trap. There's no way he can take all of us at once, after all, we've prepared since last time"

Jersey pulled out a dagger from the back of his pants, it was roughly 6 inches long and made of glistening silver. Tweedle Dee suddenly chimed in as Mary stared at the blade "And we've got our hands on silver shot-shells-" Mary glared at Tweedle Dee "You, shut up, you lower the I.Q of the entire city when you start blabbing away"

Dee simply closed his mouth and awkwardly sat back down next to his Brother, who had wisely refrained from saying anything aloud after Mary's comment. Mary rubbed her temples and contemplated how she could get out of this situation.

She could warn Bigby and tell him to stay away? Or perhaps enlist his help in getting rid of the 3 annoyances for good? She needed more time to think, and these 3 assholes were not helping in that department.

"All 3 of you, fuck off somewhere else for a while, let me think." The trio left Mary's apartment without a word and left her slumped her sofa bed. As soon as the door closed and the footsteps got further away, she shot up and went straight back to the mirror.

O Bigby's apartment

Bigby had only gotten a few more minutes' rest before grabbing a quick shower and heading back out into the city streets, more content to wander in silence and remember the encounter from earlier then sit in his dusty apartment.

Mary had missed him by mere moments as she stepped into his bathroom "Shit, where the hell is he?" Mary braved the risk of exposure as she stepped out into the hallway to check if Bigby was rounding the corner, but he wasn't anywhere to be seen.

Mary thought she was safe, but luck was not on her side.

A familiar feminine voice darted into her ears "What the hell are you doing here?"

Mary muttered to herself quietly "Ah, fuck it" She turned around to see Snow White standing only a few feet away from her, planted firmly with her hands on her hips and a scowl on her face.

Mary pushed the door closed "Hello Snowflake, happy to see me?" She rushed towards Snow and grabbed her by the wrists, forcing her against the wall. Snow remained strong as she replied "You're making a big mistake; the Sheriff will get you like the last time" Mary chuckled menacingly as she moved closer to Snow's face. Snow turned her head and felt Mary lick her cheek slowly and whisper in her ear "The Wolf and I have become close recently, he had me only a half hour ago"

Snow looked pissed as she responded with some anger in her voice "He wouldn't. I know him, not with you, you tried to kill him"

Mary threw Snow to the floor and grabbed her hair tightly, lifting her head up as she kneeled down "I think you're jealous. Maybe you wanted to feel his thick cock inside you, that tight body pressing against yours-" Snow elbowed Mary in the face as hard as she could and sprinted like a madman down the hallway towards the Business Office.

Mary licked the blood from the corner of her mouth, suddenly Jersey's plan of kidnapping the frosty bitch was sounding like a good one. Killing her would be easier though...

Snow rushed into the Business Office and ducked behind the Magic Mirror. She tried her best to quieten her heavy breathing as she frantically scoured her mind for where the nearest weapon was in the place. She heard the door of the office creak open as Mary stalked inside, whistling the theme song to Twisted Nerve as she closed the door behind her.

Snow edged further back into the endless field of bookcases as she tried to remember where the Vorpal Sword had been placed. Mary had made her way over to the desk by now and was apparently looking around it for Snow.

The reality was Mary didn't really care where Snow was, she was just having fun scaring the shit out of her.

O New York

Bigby had been so immersed in his thoughts he had failed to notice the panicked scent coming from Snow inside the Business Office. As soon as it hit him he started running as fast as he could, shoving bystanders out of the way as he focused only on getting back to the Woodlands.

He got there in no time at all and sprinted up the stairs, crashing through the Business Office door so violently the glass on it shattered everywhere; he couldn't see anyone.

Bigby closed his eyes and followed his nose; the Business Office was enormous but not infinite, even if he had to look through it all night, he would find Snow. But then another scent caught his attention: Mary's.

Then Bigby heard a familiar chuckle coming from a darker part of the Office, and out stepped Mary "Hello lover, I've been waiting for you"

Bigby sighed heavily "What the hell are you doing? Where's Snow?" Mary shrugged and pulled an indifferent look "Haven't a fucking clue, Scooby Doo" Bigby was unimpressed with her response "Please don't mention that dumb cartoon in reference to me, it's humiliating"

Mary strolled over to Bigby and wrapped her arms around his neck, in spite of what she knew in her head, she was blissfully happy to see him "I missed you"

Bigby touched his forehead to hers "Me too"

The pair embraced fully and began to kiss, not realising Snow was watching from another part of the room, the Vorpal Sword clutched in both hands tightly. She was in utter disbelief that at what she was seeing. Bigby Wolf was kissing Bloody Mary. And they were both enjoying it immensely.

Snow's disbelief got the better of her as she knocked over a stack of books. This caused the pair to halt their intimacy and direct focus towards Snow's general direction. Bigby could see her now thanks to his eyesight, but Mary was oblivious to her.

Mary pulled Bigby towards the door of the Business Office "I need to tell you something important. Jersey and the Tweedles are out for your blood and they have a lot of silver on them. They wanted to kidnap Snow to lure you into a trap, but I think we can turn this around to our advantage…"

Snow readied herself for the attack and rushed towards the pair. She raised the Vorpal Sword high and brought it crashing down in front of her; the blade narrowly missed Mary as Bigby shoved her away from him. Bigby suddenly grabbed Snow by the shoulders and turned her to face Mary. Mary decked Snow across the jaw as hard as she could, knocking her out cold.

Bigby kept hold of Snow as she slumped in his arms "I didn't want this to happen to her, I never wanted this to happen to her" Mary took Snow from Bigby and placed her over her shoulders "If this works out, it'll never happen ever again. Are you ready to do this?"

Bigby nodded "If this will mean we can be together without any problems arising, then yes, I'm in."

Mary waved her hand in front of the Magic Mirror and took Bigby's hand as she stepped through, taking him and Snow with her.

'Phew' Now that that is out of the way it's time to update The Wolf and his Mermaid! I think there'll be only one more chapter to this story before I wrap it up, it was never going to be very long in the first place.

Here's hoping Bloody Mary makes a return in TWAU Season 2. COME ON 2019!

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