A/N: This whole story is an Arctic Monkeys song I swear.

.oO R U Mine Oo.

"Would it kill you to dress modestly for once?" Toshiro growled rubbing the nape of his neck. Rangiku chuckled hanging on his back affectionately. The pair were on their way to meet Hinamori downtown. There was no telling how this would go.

"You aren't the boss of me.~" Rangiku hummed happily. "Haven't you heard of equal rights?"

Toshiro sighed, this girl was going to be the death of him. He tried to make her stop hanging on him, she was hearing none of that. And so the first thing Hinamori saw was Rangiku chewing on Toshiro's earlobe.

"T-Toshiro...!"

"It isn't what it looks like." The albino responded grimly. The blonde behind him finally perked up looking over his shoulder. She lit up brightly noticing Hinamori.

"Ah! You are the cutest thing!" She exclaimed finally releasing Toshiro from her grasp. Now the object of her harassment came in the form of Hinamori. Rangiku was quick to grab hold of one of Hinamori's tiny hands. "I'm Rangiku Matsumoto!"

"M-Momo Hinamori." The younger girl sputtered out weakly. Rangiku was leaning in more and more, getting right into Hinamori's personal space. The shorter girl was sweating bullets at this point. "Is something wrong...?"

"I'm just getting a good look, doll face.~"

A small squeak came from the other girl then, a blush coloring her pale cheeks. Rangiku had this kind of effect on women too, huh? Well, Toshiro wasn't about to let the girl charm his cousin.

"Ouch-...!" Rangiku yelped when Toshiro yanked her ear hard. He pulled her away from Hinamori with a scowl on his face.

"Enough of that." Toshiro mumbled coldly before turning to Hinamori. "We are done here, aren't we? You met, that was all you wanted."

Without letting her answer, Toshiro turned on his heels ready to drag Rangiku off. Something stopped him however...

"Hey! Dammit!" Toshiro hissed feeling his ear being pinched and pulled. Hinamori yanked him back roughly, an annoyed look on her flushed face.

"You aren't going anywhere! You said we could spend the day together!"

Hinamori obviously got her way, the trio went to the movies. Some shitty romantic comedy that Toshiro had to suffer through. In the end this turned out to put Hinamori's innocent mind at ease. Those salacious rumors going around about his relationship were all false... Well, everything except the hickeys were false. But his cousin didn't need to know that detail.

Hinamori and Rangiku exchanged numbers at the end of the day.

That meant they were friends now right?

Oh, boy...