A/N: Yes, it's another reading the books series. Set in 5th shortly after the Quibbler Interview. Yes I know the idea is clichéd, but if you don't like it, don't read it. My other story will still go ahead, but I just want something with a slightly more, entertaining side to it, to write sometimes.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters, or this heavily clichéd idea.

Prologue: The Books

Dplores Umbridge had many, many things on her mind in her year of teaching at Hogwarts so far, namely that Potter Brat and his lies. It brought her great joy in punishing him and his other no good bunch of misfits like the Granger Mudblood, the Red headed devils, the fat clumsy oaf Longbottom and that complete freak Lovegood. Why did everyone like that brat over more charming, more pure, boys like that delightful Draco Malfoy and his friends?

One thing that she knew had to stop was the Potter brat's lies. Since the detentions didn't work, she tried everything to make her life miserable, like taking his broomstick, instead he goes back out and publishes an interview! It needed to stop and needed to stop now. Thus she pondered on every spare minute she got when she wasn't 'teaching' all those little brats the best Defence against the Dark Arts they would ever get. After all she wasn't a weird self-obsessed media darling, a freaky Auror, who was actually an ex-death eater or a filthy, filthy werewolf. No. She was pure and she thought just what the ministry and Cornelius wanted.

But still, she was obsessed with making the Potter Brat miserable, as Cornelius, would love that even more. She just needed to find a way to expose what a filthy little liar that boy is, to the world and have the world ridicule him… but how. Those filthy beings of house elves won't help her, well not that filthy one named Dobby, who seemed to act as if Potter was Merlin or something. Torturing him for information wouldn't work while that muggle loving, lying fool Dumbledore was around either. So how could she do it? Severus sadly couldn't do it, even thought he would have loved to. So what to do?

That answer came on one faithful February 25, 1996. It was late on Sunday night and she was about to go to bed and dream of that Potter Brat being shown for who he truly is, when that filthy Squib (who had the right ideas however, so she went along with him) Filch entered her office with a mysterious man who had a package.

"Argus who is this man and why is he here?!" She exclaimed

"My name is none of your concern…" The man started

"Then why are you here, are you a pure blood?" She asked

"I am, but again that is none of your concern, however I come with... information on Mr Potter," He replied.

"Why didn't you say so then? What is it?"

"In this package there is some information about his years at Hogwarts and just what he has done,"

"So we get to expose him and get dirt on him then?"

"Indeed?"

"How much for your service Mr?"

"Nothing and I am T.R.L"

The man left quickly after that, while Umbridge had a massive feral looking grin breaking out on her face, thinking about all those who should be alerted, yes Cornelius will have to be informed and Amelia and some aurors should come along as well. Oh and the Potter's family would love to see how much of a... disappointment he really is.

'Yes,' she thought, 'Tomorrow will be a great day."

Then she had a look at the package and opened it. Seven books. Seven books to make that Potter Brat pay; Badly. No need for lessons, when she had this.

A/N: Pretty simple prologue, think you can all guess who T.R.L is. If there any specific characters you want included in this story at ANY stage, please just leave it in the comments.

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