World of Ninja Ch 4

Foreword: World of Warcraft is owned by Blizzard, Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto, My imagination is owned by me, This fic was inspired by an idea by Tangent

As the sun set, Hiruzen Sarutobi reflected on life from the comfort of the Hokage seat, this morning, his greatest worry was that Orochimaru might kidnap Sasuke and experiment on the poor boy, and he was resigned to hunting down his former apprentice, but now, with his village in a strange new world thanks to a mysterious Fuinjutsu that they still did not know who set it off, with ten percent of the population of Konoha dead thanks to Chakra drain, three hundred Oto nin dead or prisoner, and a small regiment of Suna nin kidnapped by horse men to who knows where for who knows why?.

Still, casualties would have been much higher if it wasn't for the fact that everyone was nearly out of Chakra, letting the Taijutsu and Kenjutsu specialists of the village literally mop the floor with all the enemy nin, hell, because nobody had any chakra to spare (apart from Naruto) the enemy nin couldn't even set off the explosive tags that they had strung up everywhere, mainly because all the tags were drained of Chakra, meaning to use them, one had to refill them first. Still, the luck could only hold so much, as one of the first of the enemy nin's happened to be Garra of the sand, who, while blocked from using his deadly sand skills, was a surprisingly good Taijutsu user, however his rampage was eventually stopped, and a five element seal is currently stopping him from rampaging again.

The fire Daimyo however was absolutely livid, one of his favourite chief concubines was one of the poor folk dead by Chakra drain, and he had demanded both reparations and an escort of Jonin home, only to be told that the trip home could be more difficult than thought possible. But unfortunately that shock quickly turned to righteous fury, demanding whoever was responsible for the cowardly attack on the royal court of Fire Country' to be promptly made example of, after Sarutobi explained that they already had many trusted ANBU hunting down who or what was responsible for this mess, the fire Daimyo grimly nodded, and left for the most expensive hotel in Konoha... lucky bastard.

Already the civilian council had demanded more power, more money, wartime laws to be activated, wartime laws to be annulled, the recalling of all Shinobi (yeah good luck with that) and Danzo to be made 'temporary sub Hokage'... whatever that meant, Sarutobi calmly accepted the wartime law activation, and then pormptly told the council that during wartime the civilian council had no ability to demand anything and that Sarutobi was already sending Chunin off on scouting missions, that sections of the Konoha forest was to be felled to make way for pastures, and that any civilian who wanted to become a farmer would be paid a small subsidy, Sarutobi then stood up and then promptly left.

Kami above sometimes he wished he could just pull an Itachi and execute the whole lot, but they were needed to keep the engine that was his village happily running without problems.

And Shinigami damn all this paperwork, one would think in emergency scenario's such as this, that he could get someone else to sort through this mountain of utter crap so that he could manage the things that were actually important... for example, why the hell was there a separate damage report for every building, why not bunch it up into a larger document that the Hokage could conveniently then set on fire with a Katon.

Right, that's absolutely too much paperwork than he could handle, time to do something that doesn't slowly kill his braincells, activating the orb in the middle of his desk, Sarutobi decided it was time to do some spying... and unfortunately, he had no time to spend ... inspecting... the Kunoichi bathing pools.

First off, he decided to catch up on what his son was doing, which was apparently waiting in ambush on a cliff while those horse people were celebrating and feasting below him, it looks like the Suna nin were spread around in crude wooden cages, surely the Suna nin could have escaped by now, but it looks like they were biding their time, obviously both Asuma and whoever was commanding the Suna contingent thought roughly the same.

Next was his habitual check up on Naruto, who was apparently still training on training ground seven by his own, that is, if you don't count his ridiculous amounts of shadow clones... Kami that kid was going to be a monster one day, Hiruzen wondered why Kakashi hadn't taught him any serious Ninjutsu yet? giving the kid a few offensive moves of his Chakra type would tun the kid into a true powerhouse, then again maybe that was exactly why, hmm, with Kakashi currently out of the way, maybe he could set him up with another Jonin Sensei, just temporarily mind you. And once the kid had a few powerhouse moves under his belt Kakashi would have to teach him a few things, even if just to keep face.

Speaking of Kakashi, maybe he was unconscious in Konoha somewhere, so he tried keying Kakashi's Chakra signature up... which utterly failed, unlike last time yesterday when all he got was an indistinct blur... damn. It looks like Kakashi and Sasuke were back in the Elemental Nations, which according to Naruto's little ramble, was probably a few dimensions away.

Well that sucked.

Sarutobi gave another sigh, this whole situation was really giving the poor man a serious case of stress. Focusing again on the orb, Sarutobi patrolled around the outskirts of what the technique could give a clear picture, to the north (going on the position of the sun on this planet) was a yard of bones and dying behemoth creatures, which he would call Fleshsacks for now, these Fleshsacks were sporadically here and there in the desert, and were generally left alone by everything but the stupid, Sarutobi idly wondered what the hell the Fleshsacks ate, because their teeth looked herbivorous and yet there wasn't any plant life for miles, except of course for the forest, which was already under siege by the Fleshsacks.

Now the scavenging birds on the other hand seemed to attack just about anything that they could find, whether it was the Fleshsacks, the hyena's or random critters, they seemed to hate just about everything they could, in fact Sarutobi had the pleasure of watching them viciously rip into one of those horse men, surrounding and then slowly ripping into the creature until it died of blood loss. The birds were definitely not something that would pose a problem to even a Genin however, but the untrained civilian would definitely have trouble.

The hyena's also seemed to hunt in packs, generally trying to take down stragglers and other weak targets... Sarutobi watched in morbid fascination as a group of six hyena's separated a Fleshsack calf from its mother, and then ate it while the poor mother could only watch in what he assumed was misery... truly this was a brutal and terrifying world.

Hold on.. there, following a dirt path that he had almost missed, he spied a large brutish male of some sort, easily twice as tall as most Jonin, he walked confidently alongside his pet bear, and his pet pig, and an eagle perched on his shoulder guard. an unidentified and potentially hostile man was heading towards the village, taking a good look at his grim and savage demeanour he knew what to do.

Sarutobi raised his hand in the sign indicating that he requested ANBU for a message, he patiently waited...

two whole seconds later, Rabbit entered the room.

"Rabbit San, fetch me two Inuzuka members, I have need of their clan."

He had thought about sending a Yamanaka, but felt that trying to read the mind of a stranger might be taken as as too much of a hostile action, starting a war with unknowns is something that he did not want.

Rabbit nodded and left

Rexxar appreciated Desolace, its wild untamed expanses, the brutal lifestyle one had to uphold to eke a living out of the land, he respected the Tauren people who earned a meagre living off the land here, he respected the troll village to the south east, he even respected the human camp up north, because only those with the strength and will to succeed would ever be able to live in a land like Desolace...

Or at least it was like that this morning... Rexxar had felt the great and biting winds, felt the untamed power, and seen the great flare of light and had left the hollow that he rested in the night before in order to see what had happened, Rexxar suspected the demon humpers had something to do with it, because that was roughly where one of their camps were, but instead of a great army of demons he was silently hoping was there, there was instead a perplexing forest... the way it sat there was as if someone had cut a piece out of another planet, and had put it there for absolutely no reason whatsoever...

There was a well maintained and... civilised road... right in front of him, granted it was only a dirt track, but it looked well maintained... disgusting.

Rexxar was torn, on one hand he wanted NOTHING to do with civilisation, but on the other... he wondered exactly who was foolish enough to bring a forest into Desolace, obviously it was by accident, as no sane person would ever decide that Desolace was a nice and comfy place to move to.

Girding himself for the worst of... civilisation... he pressed on, nobody would ever say that Rexxar was a coward, mainly because anyone who did caught a case of dead.

Twenty minutes later he found himself exiting the surprisingly samey forest, and into a field leading to a surprisingly large town, possibly a city, the building seemed like an odd cross of Human and Night Elven, and in the distance was two gate guards, who almost exactly looked like a human, with very small differences, smaller eyes, that were tilted slightly, a deeper coloured skin, leaner yet athletic physique, and the guards did not seem to be wearing plate, but instead wore sturdy combat cloths. Rexxar decided it could be much worse, at least they looked like they could handle themselves in a fight unlike the standard human footman.

Rexxar was mentally brushing up on what common he could remember, when two humans suddenly appeared ten metres in front of him... they were also dressed in combat cloths, and didn't seem to have any visible weapon on them, which immediately put him on guard, patrol guards were always armed, always... they also both had wolves for pets... hunters huh, guess that was how they were able to notice his approach so early, Rexxar felt a small amount of respect bubble up for the two city dwellers.

"Tomare"

Oh hell, that wasn't common, the heck was that? the two guards, which, sparing them a second glance, one was female, the other male, both tiny compared to the half ogre, so the fact that they not only did not display any fear, but instead seemed confident made Rexxar respect them even more.

And they kept trying to talk to him with that gooblygook language, ugh..

Rexxar tried to speak to them in Orcish... they didn't understand, typical really.

He tried what Common he knew... not a glimmer of understanding

He tried Night Elven. which had them giving him funny looks.

Feeling desperate he tried Taurahe, they were common around these parts...

Realising that neither party could understand the other, Rexxar turned to leave, he wasn't going to play guess the hand sign with the humans, and they looked like they could take care of themselves, so he decided to leave them to their own business, Rexxar didn't particularly want to talk to them anyway, after all, only the beasts of the land are above such concepts as corruption and deceit.

Still, even if they were city dwellers, they were better than the damn demon humpers... Rexxar suddenly imagined a city of demon humpers, that thought would haunt his nightmares for weeks.

Naruto was feeling a bit down, sure, he helped Jiji, but he was so busy afterwards he didn't even get to talk to him after, and no one would believe that he had helped take down a monster, even if it was the Kazekage in disguise, instead they just said he probably just stood there while Jiji did all the work, which was totally not true, because Naruto had to hold the head still, and Jiji needed his chakra.

Not even doing a hour of training could cheer him up, and so Naruto did the only thing that was guaranteed to cheer him, take Gama chan for a walk to Ichiraku's so that he could worship at the altar of the Ramen God!

As usual, old man Tecuhi was at the counter, which meant it was Ayame's turn to cook today.

"Hey old man, Three bowls of beef, and one of everything else" Naruto loved giving big orders like this to the old man, the way he would grin made everything feel just great to Naruto, although today, along with that grin was a bit of a worried frown.

"Coming right up Naruto" Ayame called from the kitchen, giving Naruto a wave

"Hey kid, you hear the news? that weird thing seems to have taken us to a new country or something. All the merchants are worried they wont be able to get any resupplies. And apparently the Hokage has declared that wartime measures are to be put in place... which means that starting tomorrow, we are going to have to start rationing... so, sorry kid, but from tomorrow, only two bowls a day"

...no...

Nonononononononononono no no no...

"KAMI WHYYYyyyy" not.. not Ramen, Ramen was what he lived for, Ramen was his existence, without Ramen. life wasn't worth living without Ramen, Naruto couldn't live on two measly bowls a day.

"HEY HEY HEY kid, don't panic too hard, rationing means that you cut down how much you eat a day, so that your food lasts longer... so once we are able to start getting some crops going, or when we find a friendly town to trade with, we can lift the rationing ok?" oh... well that was still bad, but a small amount of Ramen was better than no Ramen. "And kid, your a ninja right? so its going to be you guys who are going to reconnect us with any friendly villages around the area right? so buck up kid, the sooner you guys win us some allies, the faster you can get to eating ten bowls of Ramen a meal again."

Right, tomorrow, he would bug Jiji for a mission to get more Ramen, that was definitely something he could do... uh.. hopefully the nearest village has Ramen.

But here came Ayame, who presented Naruto with Gods greatest gift, Ramen.. and all was good in the world, at least for now.

Asuma led his squad down the cliff, the horse people had mostly left for their crude tents for the night leaving minimal guards, and seemed to not care one whit whether or not their new slaves would freeze to death from the biting cold desert winds, granted their prisoners were Suna nin, who were used to such things so such a feat was not bloody likely, but still, it showed both the intellect and the capacity of compassion of these horse people.

It was Geninplay to sneak in and dismantle the first few cages, the Suna nin seemingly amused by the fact that Konoha nin were 'rescuing' them. most of them didn't actually need their bonds undone and were probably waiting for their commander before they made a break for it.

Ghosting through the camp, Asuma decided to knock the few guards unconscious instead of killing them, best not start a war when your supply lines were cut.

It was the forty-eighth Shinobi they 'rescued' that decided that she was the leader of the Suna company, a tall yet cute blonde with a healthy tan, a generous bust and a confused yet amused look on her face "you lot do know we didn't need any help right? Mai Sunagai by the way"

"Well.. yes, but as Konoha seems to have been sucked into an entirely new world, we decided that it would probably be intelligent move to encourage us all to act as one, at least until we can figure a way home.. oh, and i'm Asuma Sarutobi"

That pretty face of hers scrunched up, "Did you know we had orders from the Kazekage to attack your village, this wasn't a diplomatic envoy" ..well of course lady, what did she take him for?

"Did you know that your Kazekage was Orochimaru in disguise, obviously we cant gather proof about this, but we believe that your Kazekage is dead, probably for a while now." Ah, that shocked her, hopefully he wouldn't have to mar her beauty with the kunai in his hand.

"are... are you sure?" she asked weakly, as if she were half doubting that what she was thinking was in fact reality.

"oh yes, imagine how surprised we were when, after that strange Jutsu occurred we found a horrific snake monster with the face of Orochimaru in the Kazekage's robes, and his two guards happened to be four Oto children in disguise"

Oh man she looks so adorable when she was confused, Asuma had to hold back the desire to bring her into a hug, but at the moment no matter how harmless she looked, she still might be an enemy nin ... but argh.. ... he was finding it would be hard to attack her at the moment if she declared hostilities, gah, what would the old fart think about the fact he was falling for an enemy Kunoichi.

It would have probably calmed Asuma down that the current thoughts that were running through Mai's head was 'oh this is such a clusterfuck, if that leaf hugger is right, then that snake bastard probably killed the Kazekage a month ago when he mysteriously decided to attack Konoha out of the blue... shit, we have to get word to Suna some how, and since that would be next to impossible without a base of operations, or anyone skilled enough in Fuinjutsu to be able to create a summon scroll or something powerful enough to transport our people, shit we better accept their offer... oh crap, the Kazekage's weapon is in Konoha too, if we don't earn some points with them soon they might just suck the Ichibi out of him and then our village will be as good as dead'.

after a minuet of thought, Mai agreed to the temporary truce until they figured a way back to Suna.

Skevina the wind caller was basking in many wonderful feelings, there was the wonderful feeling of a plan well birthed, the triumphant feeling of... uh ... triumph, and most important of all, the wonderfully warm gooey feeling from her behind.

It had taken two months to chip away at Warcheif Hratha's reserves, but finally tonight, after getting him rather intoxicated, she was whisked away to his tent for an evening of hot, rough and hard mating. Honestly his studding skills were but the tip of the *ahem* spear... but after tonight, and with a bit of luck, she would be with foal, and he would be honour bound to make her his third wife, no matter what that whore Hurthurkak moaned... and then, it would be but wine, with a personal slave of her own, without the obligation to work for her meal, and with no threat from that bastard Pthak trying to rape her again.. and also, the idea of more nightly ministrations from Hratha was starting to sound good too, even if she preferred the body of female for mating.

Which was half the reason she chose Hratha in the first place in stead of another Warcheif, or even the Khan of her tribe, simply put, she had fallen in love with Akimana, Hratha's first wife, and had been in love with her for years and had even dated with her before she was chosen by her family to be the new Warchief's Bride last year. So yes, she was definitely feeling triumphant.

So triumphantly, with an inner glow, and unsteady rear legs. she strutted out of the Warchief's tent...

To view catastrophe in the making...

Where were the slaves...

The slaves have fled...

Damn, she was going to keep the cute haymane with the large breasts as her personal love slave...

No no, concentrate, slaves, they were escaping!

Skevina ran as fast as she could towards the camp's war horn (which was not quite as fast as she was usually able to pull, thanks to certain activities twenty minuets ago) and gripped the mouthpiece firmly, pressing her lips against the nozzle and blasting out a hard long.. stiff... A loud Wail.

Author's Note

Hey guys, Now that I have fleshed out the story a bit, i'm going to slow down a bit as I am starting Tafe next week. There should be about two or three chapters a week coming at around the same size as the last four, but yknow, gotta smell the roses a bit. If any of you think that i am taking the story in a particular direction you want to avoid, or mangled some of the arcane rules of Naruto or Warcraft (hey, nobody's memory is perfect), or even if you want to chat, send me a pm and I will let you know if we can work something out.

See you guys later

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