(A/N: This is going to be completely random. It's kind of a humor/parody/spoof/drama thing. One thing it isn't is serious. Anyway, I have to give Silverblaze the Mighty some credit for this since we've been talking about how crazy it would be if Blossomfall did take over the world. So, read this and don't analyze it too much. You'll hurt your brain cells.)

Imagine this...

Many moons have passed since the days of Bramblestar's Storm. The great tabby leader has died, leaving his loving mate to take over. Squirrelstar was already old when she became ThunderClan's leader, but did her best to keep her strength up. She appointed Ivypool as her deputy, hoping the young cat could lead when the ginger she-cat finally died. Unfortunately, Ivypool died one cold leaf-bare day fighting a starving fox that was searching for food on ThunderClan territory. Squirrelstar, by this point, was nearing the end of her life. She was many season cycles old, losing lives from old age rather than battles. Twolegs may attribute her sickness to organ failure, but the wild cats don't know about that. The leader hobbled out of her den, trying to remember her Clanmates' name so she could pick a new deputy. Her memory was fading, and she could remember little. Gazing down onto her Clan, her eyes flickered onto one cat, and a name popped into her head.

"Blossomfall will be the new deputy of ThunderClan," she rasped, and then she fell over and died.

Prepare for the mayhem that follows. Be warned: Nothing in this story is serious. If you were looking for a serious story, look elsewhere. Blossomfall is going to take over the world. The dead will come back to life. Castles will be built. Insane asylums will be used. I wonder what will happen...

"Hey, ya'll, I'm the leader now!" Blossomfall howled, leaping up onto the High Ledge. "You all have to do whatever I say!"

"I do not!" Millie screeched. "You can't be the leader! You're a no good, dirty rotten, horrible, crowfood-eating, mangy-pelted load of foxdung! I demand Briarlight be named leader instead!"

Blossomfall shook her head. "I'm the leader now! Bow down to me or face the consequences!"

Everyone in ThunderClan bowed down to their new leader, except for Millie. "You arrogant, selfish brat! Apologize right now for your behavior!" the silver tabby shrieked.

"That's it, Mother!" the tortoiseshell leader announced. "You're on dawn patrol for a moon!"

Millie glared at her daughter, but said nothing.

"Now that my mother is quiet, we can have a party!" Blossomfall announced. "Tomorrow Jay-jay and I will go to the Moonpool, but until then let's turn up the music and PARTAAAYYY!"

Cherryfall hit the stereo and the sound of Taylor Swift music began playing loudly in the ThunderClan camp.

"Let's get some tacos at this party!" the leader meowed. "Hey, Briar, call Taco Bell!"

Briarlight had Taco Bell on speed dial, of course. She ordered 1000 Doritos tacos, 700 chalupas, 569 quesadillas, and 444 orders of cinnamon twists. Millie got nothing.

Blossomfall leaped off of the High Ledge and danced around the camp joyfully. "You know what this party needs?" she asked. "A bouncy castle!"

Briarlight had a bouncy castle delivery guy on speed dial.

Millie did not get to use the bouncy castle.

Blossomfall saw that Jayfeather was looking grumpy, so she threw a taco at him. "You can't be grumpy at my party, Jay-jay!" she hissed. "You have to have fun and be happy."

"Don't call me Jay-jay," he growled. He was thrown in the bouncy castle.

"Daughter," Graystripe meowed, "we need more food. Bumblestripe and I ate it all."

The she-cat nodded. "What do you want?"

"Pizza!"

Briarlight called the pizza delivery guy. "Hey, I want 30 mouse pizzas, 49 robin and sparrow pizzas, 12 rabbit pizzas, and 1009 extra cheese pizzas."

Graystripe and Bumblestripe ate all the pizza.

"I've got an idea!" Blossomfall announced. "We're all way to underdressed for a party! Briarlight, get us some ball gowns and tuxedos!"

Luckily, Briarlight had a clothing store on speed dial.

Millie sulked inside the warriors' den. She didn't want her daughter to be leader. Blossomfall was horrible! How could Squirrelstar make her deputy? She decided she would ignore everything her daughter said, and certainly wouldn't go on the dawn patrols.

"Hey, let's all have a sing-a-long!" Blossomfall suggested. "Who knows 'I Just Can't Wait to be Queen'?"

Of course, everyone knew it.

"I'm gonna be a mighty queen, so enemies beware!" the new leader started singing.

Millie padded out of the den. "Well, I've never seen a queen or beast with quite so ugly hair!"

"I'm gonna be the main event, like no queen was before!" Blossomfall continued. "I'm brushing up on looking down, and working on my luxurious fur!"

Millie snorted. "Thus a rather uninspiring thing..."

"Oh, I just can't wait to be queen!"

"You've a rather long way to go, crowfood," Millie mumbled.

Blossomfall continued. "Millie can't say 'Do this'! Millie can't say 'Be there'! Millie can't say 'Stop that'! Millie can't say 'See here'! Free to run around all day! Free to do it all my way!"

The silver tabby shook her head, glaring at her daughter. "I think it's time that she and I arrange a heart to heart."

"Queens don't need advice from their mothers for a start!" her daughter sang.

Millie stormed out of the camp. "If this is where ThunderClan's headed- count me out! Out of service, out of the forest I wouldn't hang about! That kit is getting wildly out of way!"

"Oh I can't just wait to be queen!" Blossomfall finished.

Every cat in ThunderClan applauded Blossomfall because she was by far the best singer in the forest.

Graystripe and Bumblestripe had bellyaches.

Millie had a headache.

Suddenly. Blossomfall stopped singing. "Hey, I really can't wait to be queen! Jay-jay, let's go to the Moonpool now!"

Jayfeather stumbled out of the bouncy castle, dizzy. "I'm gonna...I'm gonna...need a nap first..." He collapsed on the ground, unconscious.

"Whatever," the tortie shrugged. "I'll go by myself." And so she did.