Warning this story contains spoilers for two unaired episodes so tread with caution. This is also pure fluff written purely for my own entertianment after recent pictures almost made my ovaries explode ,so if you enjoy it also let a sister know. Also I own none of these characters.

Sheldon had a bone to pick with Amy and he was going to pick it tonight. For weeks he had been enduring taunts and japes by his friends and he had no clue as to why. They kept calling him Cooper like Kripke does and asking him inappropriate questions.

"Hey Cooper have you fixed your time machine yet?"

" Hey Cooper is physical love the same in your time?"

Then they would giggle like teenage girls and pose another question. He had finally got so frustrated with Howard and Raj that last week he had exploded on them.

"Why are insisting on calling me Cooper, if you are going to call me Cooper at least show some respect and add the Dr. in front! Why are you asking me all these questions about a time machine you know Leonard and I got rid of that infernal thing years ago!"

"Guys, it is not funny anymore, lets just tell him." Leonard said fiddling with his phone.

"Screw you, this will never stop being funny!" Raj and said giggling but Leonard had handed over his phone with the story pulled up.

"What is this?" He asked as he read, but after a cursory reading he was pretty sure he already knew.

"It is a story that Amy wrote, it is a Little house on The Prairie fan fiction only with you as the star. You are a sexy time traveling physicist that shows Amy's character Amelia the meaning of physical love."

"Oh God!" Sheldon said reading more.

"That's what Amelia says to Cooper at the end of chapter six after you "ravage her tenderly and intensely." Howard said laughing but he had already threw Leonard phone back at him and was heading to his bedroom to read the rest of the story in private.

At first he was furious with her, how dare she write about them in such a tawdry way? It was like reading that infernal 50 shades of Grey book of Penny's again only this time he was the star. Only even he had to admit that these stories were better than than that piece of filth. It was less loin igniting and whipping and much more tender. The scenarios in Penny's book made him feel squeamish and the ones in Amy's made him blush.

Yet to think that all his friends had read of Amy' desire to bathe him, to have him "take her" in a barn next to a time machine, caused him great discomfort. He was embarrassed for himself, but at the same turn he also felt flattered. He had known that Amy desired him, and he desired her as well. To think of how much time that she spent concocting these scenarios of the two of them. Flattered or not these stories still need to be addressed between the two of them. Amy would need to be punished, and after reading about Christian and Ana he sensed that spanking her was not the punishment he once thought it was.

That had given him an idea of how to punish her however, Amy thought she wanted romance? Well he would give it to her until she begged him to stop, he would act out every fantasy she could possibly have.

Was it not Amy who upon first meeting him said that all forms of physical contact where off the table. That beguiling bespectacled brunette had deceived him and he would show her now what happened when you got exactly what you wished for.

Sheldon had selected tonight to exact his revenge, an opportunity like this would not come agin soon. Leonard and Penny were off to some banquet. For Penny's job that was in a hotel almost two hours away. They had booked a hotel room and would not be returning to the apartment that night. Any other night, even if they have promised to be gone the whole night. You might run the risk of them having a row and Leonard returning home in a huff. Seizing his opportunity he invited Amy over for an impromptu Friday date night.

Leonard and Penny are getting ready to leave Leonard in a tux and Penny in a very revealing cocktail dress. Amy s sitting next to Sheldon on the couch getting ready to eat the dinner that Amy brought over. Amy does not know what to expect out of the night but she is happy Sheldon invited her over.

On the phone he said he was going to do something that would "blow her mind." Although he had said once that she was going to "lose her virginity" and ended up watching an Indiana Jones movie, and the last impromptu date night he had hosted had been equally as disappointing. Still she remained cautiously optimistic and was on the edge of her seat waiting for Leonard and Penny to leave the apartment so they could be alone.

"You two be good okay, no hanky-panky while we are gone." Penny tells them jokingly and she is met with two matching stony stares.

"Geez!I was just kidding, I know there will be no hanky-panky." she says sticking out her tongue before retreating out the door with Leonard following her.

"See you later guys." Leonard says as he shuts the door.

"Amy be a lamb, and go put the chain on the door, and make sure it is dead bolted."

Amy looks at him quizzically but never the less pops up and bolts to the door sliding the chain in place.

"Is the door locked, Amelia?" Sheldon asks getting up and standing behind her, Amy turns around and leans against the door. She is in trouble and she knows it, only how much she can not tell. The expression on his face as inscrutable as always, although maybe slightly bemused. Amy had been waiting for the other shoe to drop ever since, Penny had read her stories.

"And dead-bolted." She confirms, her mouth going dry. "How long have you known?"

"Known? Only about a week, been relentlessly teased about it, without knowing why?...About a month." Amy opens her mouth to explain that the stories had been just for her. That she never meant for them to get out and for his friends to know . Yet before she can explain Sheldon presses her against the door and kisses her deeply almost an affront to the retreating backs of Leonard and Penny and there remonstration of no hanky-panky. The kiss is toe curling and she feels herself going breathless as he releases her lips, his hands still framing her face against the door.

"I thought you would be mad?" Amy asks breathlessly staring up into his face.

"Mad? I am not mad, I am beyond mad I am furious! You wrote about me, without my consent, and although your "Cooper" does have a certain Han Solo swagger I enjoy. I have endured the constant taunts of my peers over a story that I had no control over. No, Amy this is beyond the pale and you are going to be punished for your transgressions. " He tells her still pinning her against the door staring down into her eyes. His blues eyes so intense Amy is glad he has her pinned otherwise she would be a puddle of goo on the floor right now.

"How are you going to punish me? Are you going to spank me again?" Amy says hopefully biting her lower lip. From spanking, to buying her the perfect Christmas gift Sheldon has been classically bad (or good considering how you looked at it.) at doling out punishments for her.

"No, I have something far worse in mind." He says casually as he moves away from her. "Now come on our dinner is getting cold."

Amy is not hungry anymore, not for food anyways, she remembers telling her mother that "her hunger fro Sheldon was stirring in her loins." How silly she had been back then, how above it all she thought of herself to be. Little did she know almost four years later she would be sitting next to him with a hunger so bad it was claiming her other senses.

They eat their dinners in silence, it seems like neither them is actually hungry for food. They have the TV on but Amy does not even register what they are watching right now. Maybe Star Wars but it could just as well be Star Trek. Her stomach is in knots wondering in anticipation, she feels hot and flushed. Amy takes off her cardigan to seek some relive but it does little good.

"So Amelia, what ever shall I do with you?" Sheldon says finally, setting down his half eaten plate of food. The way he says "Amelia", deep and growly, sends an almost electrical jolt through her body. That coupled with the way he is looking at her heavy lidded and sexy makes her starts to panic.

"I don't know." Amy says shortly as she pops up and starts clearing their plates. She makes her way to the kitchen and starts washing the dishes and putting them away. Her heart thudding heavily in her chest, she thought she was ready for this. Sheldon smiles smugly at her back as she washes the dishes, so far his plan is working perfectly. Amy thought she wanted this but when it seems that it is within her grasp her she was running away.

"Don't worry my little moth" he thinks "Before the end of the night you will be begging to leave. I am going to give you exactly what you have always wanted." He gets up walks over to her standing behind her at the sink. Amy turns around startled.

"Sheldon! You scared me !" Amy say putting her soapy hands to her chest.

"My, you seem awfully jumpy tonight." Sheldon tells her handing her a dish towel to dry her hands, but his eyes can not drag themselves away from the wet handprints over her bosom. That make the button down she is wearing almost transparent and he can see her leopard spotted secret underneath.

"I am not jumpy, you startled me is all." Amy says following his eyes to where they are staring and crossing her arms over her chest. Sheldon shakes his head as if to snap himself out of a trance and drags his eyes back to her face.

"As I was saying, I promised you punishment and I intend to deliver, Amelia." He drags out the Amelia curling the A at the end.

"Stop calling me, Amelia I am sorry Sheldon, I never meant to hurt you." Amy says, as much as she likes it, she is aware of the inherent manipulation in using it. Sheldon is using her own words against her. Sheldon responds by wrapping his arms around her and spinning her around so that her back is facing the kitchen island.

"You don't like it when I call you Amelia? Hmm… interesting, what if I asked you to call me Cooper." His voice low almost a purr and as he talks ,he is pressing Amy against the island his arms pressed on either side of her.

"You wouldn't like it, unless I called you Dr. Cooper." She tells him looking up at him and he lifts her up by the wast hoisting her up so that she is sitting on the kitchen island . Then he moves her legs so that he is positioned between them.

"That may be so Dr. Fowler, but I think you are lying. Like when you said that these only opened twenty- two degrees." He says moving his hands from her waist to her hips and giving them a squeeze.

"I know you are scared of horses, I did not want Penny teasing you." Amy whispers.

"Yet, you did not mind when I got teased relentlessly for your little love story?" He asks raising his eyebrows, his hands traveling up her rib cage.

"No one else was ever meant to find out, I never thought Bernadette would tell on me. Sheldon I wrote it because sometimes my feelings for you dive me crazy. I know you are not ready, and I am never going to mention us being intimate again. Yet I can't help how I feel about you, I do want you , and if I can't have you in real life I can have you in my fantasy." She says hanging her head, there she had said it and let the chips fall where they may.

Sheldon lifts her head up by her chin and kisses her softly at first and the kiss deepens. Amy wraps her hands around his head, running her hands through his hair. Amy wraps her legs around his waist and pulls his body closer to hers, feeling his growing excitement press against her. Sheldon pushes her skirt up around her waist to lessen the resistance. Amy breaks the kiss and moves her lips down to his neck and kisses the spot that has taunted her for years. Sheldon moans softly and she bites him softly then kisses him in the same spot repeating the process until he is panting in her ear. He pulls her head away softly and latches his lips onto her neck. Biting and sucking the sensitive flesh until Amy feels like she is about to burst. All the while his hands have been working on her blouse undoing the buttons and now she is exposed. Sheldon stops his ministrations and looks at her, he looks so long and hard she starts to get nervous.

"What? Is something wrong?" Amy basks and she moves to pull her shirt over her her exposed bra. Sheldon stops her and holds her hands at her sides.

"No,its just that you are so beautiful, I just wanted to look at you." Sheldon tells her releasing her hands and tentatively placing them on her breasts cupping them in his hands.

"This is your idea of punishment? Kissing me breathless and telling me I am beautiful? I must say Sheldon, you exceed at many things but as a disciplinarian you fall woefully short." Amy says teasing him.

"Oh this is not your punishment." He tells her pulling her off the counter.

"It is not?"my asks as he grabs her hand.

"Oh no, we are just getting started." He tells her leading her down the hall.