The Wildebrams Season 6
By: WildeAbams

Original Author's Notes (February 2015): So, after writing The Bitterness of Being Left Behind, I told myself that I was not going to write anything else Season Six related until the season was over or nearly over. But I'm sitting here trying to write Wedding Song, and my mind keeps going back to The Hurt Locker, Part Two. I've watched it four times now and it keeps going around in my head and my mind also drifts back to Homecoming and Kitty's brief but memorable appearance. These episodes are so good for Kitty! No matter what I do I keep having these thoughts show up in my head for scenes that should have happened, and so I finally decided to let them out and let my readers read them. These probably won't be as polished as you're used to from me, but I think that at least some of you will still like them.

Like Bitterness, this series has absolutely nothing to do with any of my other stories, and depending on what happens, each chapter may or may not have to do with the previous one. I'm anticipating these to be short stories with only a few scenes, but who knows what might happen if I get really inspired.

It goes without saying that these will spoil the episodes for those who haven't seen them yet, so just be aware of that.

UPDATE: September 2015 - WildeAbrams Season Six One Shots is now simply Wildebrams Season Six. Instead of a collection of related but not one shots, everything is being written unto one cohesive continuing story.

Toward that end, chapters 1-6 have been updated with minor text revisions and a new formating. Chapter 1 has received a significant rewrite, but in the others I just fixed typos, rewrote a few awkward bits, and added a couple small bits. There are also a few more short scenes so those who read it before should probably read it from the beginning again, but it's not required.

My original promise still stands: Wildebrams are ENDGAME! I don't care what RIB, Jenna, and Kevin wanted. While this is a Wildebrams story, I'm also going to be fixing a few of the other more glaring mistakes that I think they made in Dreams Come True.

Okay enough of my rambling, read on!

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The Wildebrams Season Six
Chapter 1: An Unexpected Reunion (Homecoming)
By: Wilde Abrams

== October 2014

When Rachel Berry had decided to go over the head of Principal Sylvester to the Superintendent of the Lima Public Schools and get permission to relaunch the glee club at William McKinley High School, she knew that she could count on the support of her fellow alumni. She got on the phone and two days later the cavalry arrived en-masse.
Mercedes, Puck, Santana, Brittany, Quinn, Artie, and Tina arrived together to support Kurt and her in their quest; and Sam, who was now working as Coach Bieste's assistant football coach had also pledged his support.

== Monday Afternoon, WMHS Hallway, Lima Ohio

McKinley was in the midst of their annual Homecoming Week, and the alumni wandered the campus absorbing the nostalgia.

Artie, Tina, Puck, and Quinn were walking down the hall when they saw the choir room and walked inside. After Sue had cancelled Glee Club, their former home at the school that had been converted into a computer lab, but over the past few days it had begun the transition back into something that they recognized. Most of the original furniture had returned, but the decorations that made it seem like home were still missing.

Puck glanced down at Artie and noticed that he seemed to have something on his mind. He'd seen him glancing around the halls ever since they had gotten there. It was as if he were looking for something or someone.

"What's up, bro? You seem kind of... distracted," he finally asked.

"Sorry, I've just been nostalgic lately," Artie told him. "I can't believe that the superintendent is letting Rachel relaunch the glee club and that we're all back here to help her out. It doesn't seem like a year and a half since I was last here."

Then after a moment, he added, "I wonder if we are going to be able to convince Marley, Ryder, Jake, Kitty and Unique to re-join the new New Directions."

"Dude," Puck said, "you didn't hear? Sue forced all the old glee club newbies to transfer out after she cancelled the glee club, because she wanted to make absolutely sure that the club would never make a comeback."

"What?" Artie asked in disbelief.

"Yeah," Puck confirmed. "Jake told me about it. One by one she came up with excuses to force them all to transfer out."

Artie sat there in disbelief. He had to admit that he was apprehensive about seeing his former girlfriend Kitty again; but he also had high hopes of convincing her to re-join the glee club because he knew how much it meant to her when they were in school together. And that maybe - just maybe - there was a chance for some form of reconciliation between them. None of the women he had dated in college had developed into anything significant. Unfortunately that didn't look to be happening, so now he sat there with his arms crossed, dejected.

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She did a double take when she saw them. Were her eyes deceiving her? It had been a year and a half since she had last seen them, and she had thought that she would never see them again, at least not here, not now. What were they up to? They had all taken off to pursue their own (selfish) dreams without a second thought. But now they were back and she was filled with nothing but anger and bitterness.

== Late Tuesday Morning, WMHS Choir Room

The alumni, Rachel and Kurt were all sitting in the choir room listening to Rachel thank them for coming. As Rachel droned on, Artie sat in his usual spot in the front row practicing for his storyboard class. Kurt and Rachel stood up front trying to explain how grave the situation was and that they were in crisis mode.

Suddenly Quinn, who was sitting behind Artie looked over his shoulder and asked him if he was drawing her and he joked, "Nope, just your boobs." It was only partly true as he really was drawing Quinn, but at that moment he was specifically drawing her boobs. She smiled and rolled her eyes at him.

Rachel reminded them all of how important the club was to all of them. They were asking all of them to donate whatever free time they could spare to recruit members and mentor them based upon each of their strengths.

Kurt said that they needed to give the McKinley students a little taste of what they had been missing. He reached over and turned a knob on an old fashioned boom box and the sound of an opening drum solo began to play...

== Tuesday during Lunch Period, WMHS Cafeteria & Hallways

The alumni performed "Take On a Me" by Ah Ha running around in the cafeteria and in neon 80's vintage clothing, including some t-shirts and shorts recycled from when glee club did "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" during guilty pleasures week, almost two years before.

[Alumni]
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

Artie had the giant boom box on his lap, and Sam and Puck carried around a large framed mirror. The whole thing was reminiscent of the original decades old music video.

[ Rachel ]
Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say, I'll

[ Mercedes ]
Say it anyway
Today isn't my day to find you

[ Santana ]
Shying away

[ Santana with Brittany ]
I'll be coming for your love, okay

[ Puck (Alumni) ]
Take on me (Take on me)

[ Sam (Alumni) ]
Take me on (Take on me)

[ Artie ]
I'll be gone

[ Kurt ]
In a day or two

[ Tina (with Sam) ]
So (needless to say)
Of odds and ends
But I'll be (stumbling away)

[ Quinn ]
Slowly learning that life is okay

[ Artie with Quinn ]
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry

[ Puck with Quinn and Alumni (Alumni) ]
Take on me (Take on me)

[ Sam with Mercedes and Alumni (Alumni) ]
Take me on (Take on me)

[ Santana with Artie and Alumni ]
I'll be gone

[ Kurt with Rachel ]
In a day or two

Initially most of the students seemed indifferent to the spectacle that was going on in their midst.

[ Alumni ]
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

As the song progressed, some of the students did seem to be getting into it, getting up and dancing with various alumni members.

[ Artie (with Mercedes) ]
Oh, things that you say, yeah
Is it a life or (just to play my worries away)

[ Sam ]
You're all the things I've got to remember

[ Rachel with Sam ]
You're shying away

[ Rachel with Artie and Sam ]
I'll be coming for you anyway

[ Puck with Quinn and Alumni (Alumni) ]
Take on me (Take on me)

[ Mercedes and Sam with Alumni (Alumni) ]
Take me on (Take on me)

[ Tina with Artie and Alumni ]
I'll be gone

[ Rachel ]
In a

[ Puck with Quinn and Alumni (Alumni) ]
Take on me (Mercedes and Rachel: Day) (Mercedes: Yeah, yeah) (Take on me)

[ Sam with Alumni (Alumni) ]
Take me on (Mercedes: Oh, take me on) (Take on me)

[ Santana with Artie and Alumni (Mercedes) ]
I'll (I'll)
Be (Be)
Gone (Gone)

[ Rachel (with Alumni) ]
In a (day)

When they were done they looked around and saw that the students had scattered and no one was particularly interested in what they had been doing.

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She watched the whole thing from a distance. How dare they think that they could have free reign of her school to recurve members for their stupid club! She would not stand for this!

== Wednesday Afternoon, WMHS Football Field

Quinn, Santana, and Brittany, along with Artie walked past the bleachers onto the football field. The Unholy Trinity were dressed in brand new Cheerios Alumni uniforms, and Artie was wearing his old letterman jacket. They were going to recruit from amongst the jocks because any successful glee club needed good dancers in addition to singers and they thought that they could appeal to them as kindred spirits.

"Okay," Quinn reminded them, "just remember: sex sells."

"That's true," Brittany added, "that's how Lady Tubbington got Lord Tubbington caught up in a Ponzi scheme."

The three of them marched out on the field, along with Artie. They signalled the matching band, who they had recruited the day before, and Ariana Grande's "Problem" began to play and the four of them began to dance and sing.

[ Santana ]
Hahaha, uh-huh
It's Iggy Iggs
I got one more problem with you girl

[ The Cheerios (Santana) ]
I got one less, one less problem (Ey)

[ Quinn ]
Hey, baby, even though I hate ya
I wanna love ya

[ The Cheerios ]
I want you

[ Quinn ]
And even though I can't forgive ya
I really wanna
The Cheerios:
I want you

[ Brittany ]
Tell me, tell me baby
Why can't you leave me?
Cause even though I shouldn't want it
I gotta have it

[ The Cheerios ]
I want you

[ Santana ]
Head in the clouds, got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser and realize that I've got

[ Artie - rapping ]
One less problem without you
I got one less problem without you
I got one less problem without you

[ Santana with the Cheerios ]
I got one less, one less problem

[ Artie - rapping ]
One less problem without you
I got one less problem without you
I got one less problem without you

[ Santana with the Cheerios ]
I got one less, one less problem

[ Brittany ]
I know you're never gonna wake up
I gotta give up

[ The Cheerios ]
But it's you

[ Brittany ]
I know I shouldn't ever call back
Or let you come back
[ The Cheerios ]
But I do

[ Santana with Brittany ]
Every time you touch me
And say you love me

[ Quinn ]
I get a little bit breathless

[ Santana with Brittany ]
I shouldn't want it

[ The Cheerios ]
But I do

[ Santana with Brittany and Quinn ]
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser and realize that I've got

[ Artie - rapping ]
One less problem without you
I got one less problem without you
I got one less problem without you

[ Santana with the Cheerios ]
I got one less, one less problem

They marched around and encouraged the football players and cheerleaders to join in. Part way through the song a group of Cheerios did finally join in with singing the popular song.

[ Artie (Santana) ]
One less problem without you
I got one less problem without you (Ooh, babe)
I got one less problem without you (Ooh, babe)

[ The Cheerios ]
I got one less, one less problem

[ Artie ]
It's Iggy Iggs
Uh, what you got?

As the song progressed the students got more and more into the act, singing and dancing along with the alumni. The Cheerleaders danced along, did flips, tosses, and other moves.

[ Santana - rapping ]
Smart money bettin' I'll be better off without you
In no time I'll be forgettin' all about you
You saying that you know but I really, really doubt you
Understand my life is easy when I ain't around you
Iggy, Iggy to biggie to be here stressin'
I'm thinkin' I love the thought of you more than I love your presence
And the best thing now is probably for you to exit
I let you go, let you back, I finally learned my lesson
No half-stepping, either you want it or you just playin'
I'm listening to you knowin' I can't believe what you're sayin'
There's a million you's, baby boo, so don't be dumb
I got 99 problems but you won't be one
Like what

[ Santana (The Cheerios) ]
Ooh (One less, one less problem)
Ooh (One less, one less problem)
Head in the clouds, got no weight on my shoulders (One less, one less problem)

[ Santana with Brittany and Quinn ]
I should be wiser and realize that I've got

[ Artie - rapping ]
One less problem without you (Brittany: Hey)
I got one less problem without you (Santana: Oh, babe)
I got one less problem without you (Quinn: Hoo)

[ The Cheerios (Santana) ]
I got one less, one less problem (Hooh, baby)
As the song progressed more and more people got into the act.

[ Artie - rapping (Santana) ]
One less problem without you (Brittany: Yeah, yeah)
I got one less problem without you (Hooh, hey)
I got one less problem without you

[ Santana with The Cheerios (Santana) ]
I got one less, one less problem (Oooh)

[ Artie (with Brittany) ]
One less problem without you (Santana: Hey)
I got one less problem (without you) (Brittany: Uh) (Santana: I got one less, one less, yeah)
I got one less problem without you
[ The Cheerios (with Santana) ]
I got one less, one less (problem, yeah)

Artie applauded and whooped as the song ended.

"You guys got some great moves," Artie told the cheerleaders. "We could really use some of that in the glee club."

"Yeah, you could," a familiar voice said.

They all turned their heads and saw none other than Kitty Wilde emerge from the crowd of cheerleaders.

"Oh, hi, Artie," she said in a condescending tone.

"Kitty, wh-where have you been?" He stammered. "I thought Sue made all the New Directions transfer out of McKinley." Then after a moment he added, "We need you back."

What he meant to say was 'I want you back.'

"You really think I'm gonna come back and help you and your stupid glee club after the way you treated all of us?" She told him. Her eyes met his. "The way you treated me when you went away to college?"

Ouch.

He bowed his head in shame. She was still upset about the break-up, which he knew he should have handled better. But he was moving five hundred and eighty nine miles away, and it would not have been fair to either of them to delay the inevitable break-up any longer. Long distance relationships just didn't seem to work for former glee club members.

He looked back up as she continued.

"Sue didn't make me transfer because she's smart enough to recognize a star player when she sees one."

"Unlike Rachel Berry," she added, glancing at the other three, "who never even knew any of our names."

"I know your name," Brittany scoffed. "It's Quinn."

Artie turned his head and give Brittany the 'really' look. The two of them had been in glee and Cheerios together for almost a whole school year.

"I'm Quinn!" Quinn scoffed.

"Liar," Brittany said.

"Listen," Santana chimed in, changing the subject, "don't you guys want to do more than just get shot out of cannons? Don't you want to be a star?"

Artie returned his gaze to Kitty who he could see hadn't really changed – she was still striving to be on top and not afraid to say what she's thinking.

"Oh, that is rich coming from you," Kitty sneered "Pathetically stuffed back into your Cheerios uniforms again."

"Can two people try out together?" The male and female twin Cheerios asked together.

"Yes," Santana answered

"Yep." Brittany said.

"Yeah," Quinn added, "I don't see why not. The three of us tried out together."

"Of course the incest twins want in," Kitty sneered. "Let's go, ladies. We have to explain to these two again why "Flowers in the Attic" is not a love story to aspire to."

And with that Kitty lead the cheerleaders off the field.

Artie looked over and gave her a disgusted look and wave as Kitty lead the others away, before bowing his head again.

It looked to be a bust.

"Well... That went well," Brittany said.

Quinn and Santana gave her an 'are you kidding' look.

But Artie was just sitting there, head bowed, buried in his own thoughts. He thought he was over Kitty, but clearly he'd been wrong. Quinn, seeing his despair, put her hand on his shoulder in support.

The rest of the day, try as he might, he just couldn't get his former flame out of his mind.

== Late Afternoon, WMHS Parking Lot

Artie watched as Kitty walked over to her car and wheeled toward her.

She saw him approach out of the corner of her eye and bit her lower lip as she quickly turned her back because she did not want him to see the tears welling in her eyes. She had somehow managed to stay strong in front of the group of others by going on the offensive, but the truth was seeing him again was bringing back a lot of old feelings that she thought were best kept buried deep inside. She thought that she had finally gotten over him, but the extreme reaction that his unexpected presence had provoked told her otherwise. She was past the anger and bitterness, and now she was just sad and heartbroken.

Damn him! It had been almost a year and a half since he'd left her to go to college. Why hadn't he just stayed away?

"Kitty?" She heard him say in that smooth, soothing voice of his. Why did that still affect her the way that it did?

"What do you want, Artie?" She asked. She had a lump in her throat. Somehow she managed to keep her voice from cracking. Why did he still have this effect on her? It had been over a year. It didn't make sense.

"I thought we should talk," he answered.

"There's nothing to say," she told him, her voice beginning to crack. She began to blink rapidly, trying to suppress the tears that were threatening to flow. Damn him! She was not going to let him see her cry.

"I'm sorry," he offered in that soft soothing voice of his.

The first tear began rolling down her cheek and was quickly wiped away.

"I don't have time for this," she croaked. "I have to go..."

She climbed into her car, started the ignition, and drove away leaving him sitting there with his mouth open about to say something.

"I miss you too..." he mumbled.

Quinn, Brittany, and Santana appeared behind him.

"Give her time," Quinn said, placing her hand on his shoulder. "She's obviously still hurting."

== Thursday Morning, WMHS Choir Room

The Alumni were sitting together comparing notes about the failures of their various efforts to recruit students. Kurt had failed to recruit Spencer the postmodern gay football player. Quinn, Mercedes, Sam, and Tina had been unable to find even one suitable candidate from their visit to the Tea Party Patriots Conservative Club. Not one cheerleader or football player had approached them after The Unholy Trinity and Artie had performed the previous afternoon. Artie was still depressed about his failure to get through to Kitty. Rachel had heard an amazing voice through the air ducts, but had been unable to find the person it was attached to.

"Okay, guys, progress report," Rachel asked, calling them all back together. "How's it going with the new recruits?"

"Horrible," Quinn said, bitterly.

"It ain't working," Puck added matter-of-factly.

"It's not good, Rachel," Mercedes told her. "Glee Club has fallen so far at this school, we're not gonna be able to get anyone to join."

The outlook was beginning to look pretty grave, and Rachel could tell that people were beginning to lose hope.

Suddenly they heard a male voice echoing through the heat ducts. "I'm singing out...!"

"There's the voice again," Rachel said, walking towards the heat duct, the others following her.

"Oh dudes, he's in the showers in the locker room," Sam said. "They're always in the showers."

"Shh!" Rachel and the others told him.

"Oh, can you hear me now, can you hear me now? I'm singing out..." the voice continued singing indistinctly.

== Thursday Morning, WMHS Library

The group fanned out and managed to track down the student in question in the library. It was Roderick, the loner, overweight student with the Beats headset perpetually attached to his ears that Rachel had talked to a few days before, but had managed to spook off.

"O-oh oh!" He sang. With his earphones on as they approached.

When he finally, noticed them approach him from three sides, he seemed scared of them. "Oh, God," he said, taking his earphones off. "Are you guys gonna beat me up? 'Cause I just need a second to get in the foetal position."

He began to get down on his knees.

"No, no, we-we heard you singing," Rachel told him, gesturing for him to get back on his feet. But he continued to sit on the floor.

"Yeah, you're amazing," Mercedes added.

"Dude," Artie told him. "You've got to audition for the glee club."

He scoffed. "So people can make fun of me more than they already do? Even the principal calls me 'White Precious'."

Puck chuckled, physically helping him to his feet. "Come here, you are precious."

"Well," Mercedes responded, "all anybody cares about in Glee Club is the way you sing."

"Look, no one has signed up for your club yet, right?" He asked. Several of the alumni reluctantly nodded. "Okay. Well, having me as your first member is just gonna drive kids away even more. I have designed my entire life around people not noticing me."

"Look," Rachel told him, "no one has wanted to feel more invisible than I have over the past couple of months. But when I'm with these people, they remind me of the best parts of myself. And they would never make fun of me."

"Mmm, not to her face, no way," Brittney said, only half joking.

"You're the poster child for Glee Club," Rachel pleaded. "You're why Mr. Schue started the club in the first place. I-It's a place where misfits can fit in. Will you please try out? I'm really sorry that I came on so strong. But you can sing whatever you want."

"Yeah," Kurt added, smiling. "I guarantee you're gonna get in."

Tina chuckled.

"Look at all of us," Quinn added. "We're all so different, and yet there's nothing that we wouldn't do for each other. We're all just a phone call away. And that is because we took a chance on Glee Club. And that's something that you deserve as well." She and Artie shared an affectionate knowing look.

Several ex-members nodded in agreement.

After a few more moments of consideration, he finally relented.

== Thursday Afternoon, WMHS Auditorium

Later that day Roderick did indeed try out in the auditorium. Sam asked him to remove his earphones because he thought that they were a distraction, but when they saw that it made him uncomfortable, Rachel told him he could keep them. They just wanted to hear him sing.

The music to the song "Mustang Sally" by Sam Cooke began to play. Tina, Quinn, and Santana joined him on stage, dancing behind him and singing background vocals, while the others sat in the seats and watched him.

[ Roderick ]
Mustang Sally
Uh, hey
Guess you better slow your mustang down
Oh lord
Well I said now, uh

Mustang Sally, now baby
Oh lord
Guess you better slow your mustang down
Uh

Oh, yeah
You been running all over the town now
Oh, I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground
Uh
Well I said now
Listen

[ Roderick (Brittany, Quinn, and Santana) ]
All you want to do is ride around Sally (Ride, Sally, ride)
All you want to do is ride around Sally (Ride, Sally, ride)
All you want to do is ride around Sally (Ride, Sally, ride)
All you want to do is ride around Sally (Ride, Sally, ride)

[ Roderick ]
Listen here
One of these early mornings, yeah
Oh, you gonna be wiping your weeping eyes
Uh
What I said now
Look at here
I bought you a brand new mustang
A nineteen sixty five
Now you come around signifying a woman
Girl, won't you let me ride

Mustang Sally, guess you better slow your mustang down
Uh
Oh lord, look at here
You been running all over the town now
Oh, I got to put your flat feet on the ground
Uh
What I said now, yeah
Now let me say it one more time yo

[ Roderick (Brittany, Quinn, and Santana) ]
All you want to do is ride around Sally (Ride, Sally, ride)
All you want to do is ride around Sally (Ride, Sally, ride)
All you want to do is ride around Sally (Ride, Sally, ride)
All you want to do is ride around Sally (Ride, Sally, ride)

[ Roderick ]
Listen
One of these early mornings
Oh, you gonna be wiping your weeping eyes

(Brittany, Quinn, and Santana: Ride, Sally, ride) Yeah

He had nailed it! The alumni and advisors in the audience erupted in applause.

After only a brief hesitation on Rachel's part they let him in on the spot.

== Friday Afternoon, WMHS Choir Room

That afternoon they had their very first glee club meeting. Several of the alumni including Tina, Mercedes, Sam, and Artie were present along with Roderick as well as Jane, an African American student who had transferred to McKinley from the Dalton Academy because they would not allow her to join the Warblers, much to Blaine's outrage.

It was a disappointing start with only two members. The original New Directions had started with 5 students almost 7 years before. But they were trying to look on the positive side.

Moments later Santana, Brittany, and Quinn arrived with Mason and Madison McCarthy, the twin Cheerios whom they had met briefly Wednesday on the football field. They were the two who Kitty had insulted and who had asked about auditioning together.

The two of them were very peppy and had more than a passing similarity, personality wise, to Ryan and Sharpay, characters from the movie "High School Musical". They had yet to hear them sing, however they assure them that they won the karaoke contest at cheerleading camp every summer since they were very young, and their parents had met while touring with the world famous inspirational singing group Up With. People. This last fact seemed to interest Rachel, whose dads had met the same way.

Artie tried to be excited about their slowly growing membership roster, but his heart just wasn't in it. All he could do was think of the woman who wasn't there who should have been, and the regrets he had about their breakup a year and a half before.

Once again the subject of auditioning was brought up briefly, but once it was mentioned that tone deaf Sugar Motta had been allowed in, all objections were dismissed and the two newcomers were welcomed into the glee club with a group hug.

When the group hug broke up Sam grabbed his guitar and began to play leading everyone out into the hallway.

== Friday Afternoon, WMHS Hallway

The alumni and new New Directions celebrated by performing Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zero while parading down the hallway on foot and riding on a golf cart.

[ Alumni ]
Hey!

[ Rachel ]
Alabama, Arkansas
I do love my Ma and Pa
Not the way that I do love you

[ Alumni ]
Hey!

[ Kurt ]
Well, holy moly, me, oh, my
You're the apple of my eye
Girl, I've never loved one like you

[ Alumni ]
Ho!

[ Santana (with Brittany) ]
Man, oh, man, you're my best friend
I'll scream it to the nothingness
(There ain't nothing that I need)

[ Alumni ]
Ho!

[ Artie with Tina ]
Well, hot and heavy pumpkin pie
Chocolate candy, my, oh, my

[ Puck and Quinn ]
There ain't nothing please me more than you

[ Madison and Mason ]
Home, let me come home
Home is wherever I'm with you
Home, let me come home
Home is wherever I'm with you

[ Alumni ]
Ho, ho, ho, ho

[ Puck and Santana ]
La, la, la, la
Take me home
(Santana: Daddy) (Puck: Momma)
I'm coming home

[ New Directions ]
Ho!

[ Mason ]
I'll follow you into the park
Through the jungle, through the dark
Girl, I've never loved one like you

[ New Directions ]
Hey!

[ Madison ]
Moats and boats and waterfalls
Alleyways and payphone calls
I've been everywhere with you (Mason: Hey, that's true)

[ New Directions ]
Hey!

The parade of glee club members went through the locker room where they happened to see Spencer who couldn't resist singing along, despite his supposed lack of interest in joining.

[ Spencer ]
Laugh until we think (with Santana: we'll die)
Barefoot on a (with Santana: summer night)
Never could be sweeter than with you

Then they went back out into the hallways and kept on.

[ New Directions ]
Hey!

[ Jane ]
And in the streets we run a free
Like it's only

[ Jane with Roderick ]
You and me
Geez, you're something to see

[ Alumni and New Directions ]
Hey, hey

[ Jane and Santana with Madison, Mason, Tina, Alumni, and New Directions ]
Hey, home, let me come home
Home is wherever I'm with you
Hey, home, let me come home
Home is when I'm alone with you

Kitty stood next to the bulletin board watching as the group passed by. She turned away, noticing the glee club sign up sheet. She scoffed at it, and suddenly reached out, tearing it off the wall, crumpling it up and tossing it aside. Then she walked down the hall in the opposite direction.

[ Santana with Kurt, Rachel, Alumni, and New Directions ]
Alabama, Arkansas
I do love my Ma and Pa
Moats and boats and waterfalls

[ Rachel and Santana with Alumni and New Directions ]
Home is when I'm alone with you

== Friday Evening, WMHS Campus and Football Field

That evening all of the alumni mingled with the new Glee Club members and the rest of the student body, enjoying themselves at the bonfire and pep rally. But unbeknownst to them they were being watched.

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It was as if they went out of their way to rub it in her face, to taunt her. And what was the post-modern, gay quarterback wannabe doing singing with them? She thought that he would never make the same mistake and take the hit in his reputation that she had, joining the merry band of misfits. But it looked as if he was beginning to waver.

Despite her best efforts they had managed to recruit four members, possibly five soon. This was something that they would not be allowed to get away with. Even with the four that they had so far, they still needed eight more to even be allowed to compete in Sectionals. She was going to do everything in her power to prevent that from happening!
They would never succeed in their plot. She would make sure of that, or else her name wasn't Kitty Wilde.

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Author's Note: So what does everyone think? If you aren't Familiar with my other works, most song transcriptions, unless stated otherwise come from the Glee Wiki, though I do sometimes modify them. As always please review and subscribe! This story is going to go all the way through to the end. ~WA

[ Revised Text: October 2015 ]