A/N Hi peeps! *runs away from Snapple3077 as she chases me around for not updating* Ok! I'm back! So sorry i didn't update, I was super busy, but now I'm on spring break, so hopefully I'll get more time... Oh ya. I will be posting this in parts, since it's longer.

Frank,Hazel,Leo, and Piper are trying out for a reality tv show. Annabeth, Percy, and Calypso are the judges. who wins the competition?

NOTE: I don't know when this would have happened in the books, but Leo hasn't met Calypso yet

Frank, Hazel and Leo were trying out for a new reality show called 'So you think you're in a love triangle?' The judges were Annabeth, Percy and Calypso. The contestants stood in a giant theatre with all the demigods and gods in the audience. "Welcome to 'So You Think You're In A Love Triangle'! Let's meet today's contestants! He's big. He's buff (ish). He looks like a Chinese Baby Man. He's Frank Zhang, son of Mars and Praetor of New Rome!" *insert wild applause here* The spotlight shone on Frank's embarrassed face for a few seconds before returning back to the host. "Now, turn your eyes to the next contestant. She can bend the mist. She has power over precious gems and metals. She used to be dead? She's Hazel Levesque, daughter of Pluto and member of the legion!" *insert even more applause than Frank's* "He's a fire user. He built the Argo II. He's suppose to be hot. He's Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus and the flamin' hot mcshizzle?" *Insert only a smattering of applause* Leo's face was priceless. It was a mixture of embarrassment, anger and pride.

"Okay! For the first challenge, the contestants will face the pie challenge! You will throw pie at the person that you don't like! You have 5 minutes! Starting now!" A giant stack of creme pies appeared in front of the contestants. Leo was the first one to pick up a pie. Bam! Frank's face was covered in lemon meringue. 5 minutes later, Leo was covered in pie, Frank had less pie, and Hazel had no pie on her at all except her hands from when she was throwing them. "Well, looks like Hazel is the winner of this round. She gets 500 points! On to the next round! In this round, contestants will be forced to make a parody of a song in 1 minute and present it to the judges. They will choose who wins and will give out the points accordingly. Now folks, sit tight while we take a commercial break!" *Insert catchy music*

So, what did you think? was It too random? should I change anything? I will post the next part after -uhhh- lets see, 15 reviews! there! that should give me enough time to write the next part. SO REVIEW! 7 more reviews! that's all I want! Hmmm... now that i write type it out it looks like alot. Oh well. I will be true to my word. 7 reviews. Then the next chapter. It might take a while for me to post it though... Oh well

Byeee!