It's Time to Play...
HP Jeopardy!

With your hostess............
AMANDA BYNES!

Bynes: Hello! As you know, I'm the American all time funny girl Amanda. We're going to play Jeopardy. Please welcome our contestants! Our first contestant is... Harry Pooter!

Potter: Hullo! I'm Harry POTTER! I survived several attacks from Lord Vol-

Bynes: Yes well, you can tell us about you later! Our next contestant is... Professor Albus Bumbledore!

Dumbledore: It's DUMBLEdore!

Bynes: That's what I said. And our last contestent is... Professor Severus Snap.

Snape: Don't mock me you brat! I'm Professor Snape.

Bynes: I don't care, please.

Snape: Grrrrr..

Bynes: Our categories are Professor Snape, You-Know-Who, and Amanda Bines! I must say I enjoy the last one! Yes, well, we'll start with you Mr. Pooter.

Potter: IT'S POTTER!

Bynes: I know that! Now, CHOOSE!

Potter: I'll take Professor Snape for 100.

Bynes: James Potter used to call Snape this.

Snape: I forgot this one...

Dumbledore: What is a greasy git?

Bynes: That's correct.

Dumbledore: Professor Snape for 200.

Bynes: Professor Snape hates this student.

Snape: Harry Potter?

Audience: (gasps)

Bynes: I'm sorry that is incorrect.

Potter: Who is Harry Potter?

Bynes: Correct.

Potter: Professor Snape for 300.

Bynes: Snape last took a shower.

Potter: When was last week?

Bynes: Incorrect.

Snape: When was four years, seven months and three days ago?

Bynes: Correct.

Audience: (plugs noses) EWWWWW!

Bynes: I would also like to add that you are very gross.

Snape: Professor Snape for 400.

Bynes: Snape loves this person.

Potter: Who is Draco Malfoy?

Bynes: No.

Dumbledore: Who is Lady Marmalade?

Bynes: Incorrect.

Snape: Who is Professor McGonagall?

Bynes: Correct.

Audience: (gasps)

McGonagall: Well I never!

Snape: I'll take Snape for 500.

Bynes: Snape sleeps with this.

Dumbledore: What is a stuffed teddy bear named Mr. Snuggles?

Bynes: Correct.

Audience: (laughs histerically)

Bynes: Quiet please.

Dumbledore: Snape for 1000.

Bynes: Snapes favorite color is this.

Potter: What is black?

Bynes: No.

Dumbledore: What is green?

Bynes: No.

Snape: What is pink?

Bynes: Correct.

Snape: Me for 1200.

Bynes: Snape sleeps in this.

Potter: What is frilly pink underwear and lacy shirts?

Bynes: Correct.

Potter: You-Know-Who for 100.

Bynes: You Know Who was attached to this person.

Potter: Who was Professor Qurrill?

Bynes: Correct.

Potter: You know who for 200.

Bynes: You Know Who was defeated by this person at this age.

Dumbledore: Who is Harry Potter at age 1?

Bynes: Correct.

Dumbledore: You know who for 300.

Bynes: Professor Quirrel was after this.

Snape: What was the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone?

Bynes: Correct.

Snape: You know who for 400.

Bynes: Harry Pooter, HerHeiny Granger, and Ronald Weasle origanally thought this person wanted the Stone for You Know Who.

Potter: Who is Professor Snape?

Bynes: Correct.

Potter: You Know Who for 500.

Bynes: DAILEY DOUBLE! This qusetion is worth 1000 because I said so. Now, You Know Who killed this student.

Potter: Who was Cedric Diggory?

Bynes: Correct.

Potter: You Know Who for 1000.

Bynes: I'm sorry. We are out of time! We'll be back later for Round Two! And I'm very disappointed we didn't get to my category!



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