It's Time to Play...
HP Jeopardy!
With your hostess............
AMANDA BYNES!
Bynes: Hello! As you know, I'm the American all time funny girl Amanda. We're going to play Jeopardy. Please welcome our contestants! Our first contestant is... Harry Pooter!
Potter: Hullo! I'm Harry POTTER! I survived several attacks from Lord Vol-
Bynes: Yes well, you can tell us about you later! Our next contestant is... Professor Albus Bumbledore!
Dumbledore: It's DUMBLEdore!
Bynes: That's what I said. And our last contestent is... Professor Severus Snap.
Snape: Don't mock me you brat! I'm Professor Snape.
Bynes: I don't care, please.
Snape: Grrrrr..
Bynes: Our categories are Professor Snape, You-Know-Who, and Amanda Bines! I must say I enjoy the last one! Yes, well, we'll start with you Mr. Pooter.
Potter: IT'S POTTER!
Bynes: I know that! Now, CHOOSE!
Potter: I'll take Professor Snape for 100.
Bynes: James Potter used to call Snape this.
Snape: I forgot this one...
Dumbledore: What is a greasy git?
Bynes: That's correct.
Dumbledore: Professor Snape for 200.
Bynes: Professor Snape hates this student.
Snape: Harry Potter?
Audience: (gasps)
Bynes: I'm sorry that is incorrect.
Potter: Who is Harry Potter?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: Professor Snape for 300.
Bynes: Snape last took a shower.
Potter: When was last week?
Bynes: Incorrect.
Snape: When was four years, seven months and three days ago?
Bynes: Correct.
Audience: (plugs noses) EWWWWW!
Bynes: I would also like to add that you are very gross.
Snape: Professor Snape for 400.
Bynes: Snape loves this person.
Potter: Who is Draco Malfoy?
Bynes: No.
Dumbledore: Who is Lady Marmalade?
Bynes: Incorrect.
Snape: Who is Professor McGonagall?
Bynes: Correct.
Audience: (gasps)
McGonagall: Well I never!
Snape: I'll take Snape for 500.
Bynes: Snape sleeps with this.
Dumbledore: What is a stuffed teddy bear named Mr. Snuggles?
Bynes: Correct.
Audience: (laughs histerically)
Bynes: Quiet please.
Dumbledore: Snape for 1000.
Bynes: Snapes favorite color is this.
Potter: What is black?
Bynes: No.
Dumbledore: What is green?
Bynes: No.
Snape: What is pink?
Bynes: Correct.
Snape: Me for 1200.
Bynes: Snape sleeps in this.
Potter: What is frilly pink underwear and lacy shirts?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: You-Know-Who for 100.
Bynes: You Know Who was attached to this person.
Potter: Who was Professor Qurrill?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: You know who for 200.
Bynes: You Know Who was defeated by this person at this age.
Dumbledore: Who is Harry Potter at age 1?
Bynes: Correct.
Dumbledore: You know who for 300.
Bynes: Professor Quirrel was after this.
Snape: What was the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone?
Bynes: Correct.
Snape: You know who for 400.
Bynes: Harry Pooter, HerHeiny Granger, and Ronald Weasle origanally thought this person wanted the Stone for You Know Who.
Potter: Who is Professor Snape?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: You Know Who for 500.
Bynes: DAILEY DOUBLE! This qusetion is worth 1000 because I said so. Now, You Know Who killed this student.
Potter: Who was Cedric Diggory?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: You Know Who for 1000.
Bynes: I'm sorry. We are out of time! We'll be back later for Round Two! And I'm very disappointed we didn't get to my category!
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HP Jeopardy!
With your hostess............
AMANDA BYNES!
Bynes: Hello! As you know, I'm the American all time funny girl Amanda. We're going to play Jeopardy. Please welcome our contestants! Our first contestant is... Harry Pooter!
Potter: Hullo! I'm Harry POTTER! I survived several attacks from Lord Vol-
Bynes: Yes well, you can tell us about you later! Our next contestant is... Professor Albus Bumbledore!
Dumbledore: It's DUMBLEdore!
Bynes: That's what I said. And our last contestent is... Professor Severus Snap.
Snape: Don't mock me you brat! I'm Professor Snape.
Bynes: I don't care, please.
Snape: Grrrrr..
Bynes: Our categories are Professor Snape, You-Know-Who, and Amanda Bines! I must say I enjoy the last one! Yes, well, we'll start with you Mr. Pooter.
Potter: IT'S POTTER!
Bynes: I know that! Now, CHOOSE!
Potter: I'll take Professor Snape for 100.
Bynes: James Potter used to call Snape this.
Snape: I forgot this one...
Dumbledore: What is a greasy git?
Bynes: That's correct.
Dumbledore: Professor Snape for 200.
Bynes: Professor Snape hates this student.
Snape: Harry Potter?
Audience: (gasps)
Bynes: I'm sorry that is incorrect.
Potter: Who is Harry Potter?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: Professor Snape for 300.
Bynes: Snape last took a shower.
Potter: When was last week?
Bynes: Incorrect.
Snape: When was four years, seven months and three days ago?
Bynes: Correct.
Audience: (plugs noses) EWWWWW!
Bynes: I would also like to add that you are very gross.
Snape: Professor Snape for 400.
Bynes: Snape loves this person.
Potter: Who is Draco Malfoy?
Bynes: No.
Dumbledore: Who is Lady Marmalade?
Bynes: Incorrect.
Snape: Who is Professor McGonagall?
Bynes: Correct.
Audience: (gasps)
McGonagall: Well I never!
Snape: I'll take Snape for 500.
Bynes: Snape sleeps with this.
Dumbledore: What is a stuffed teddy bear named Mr. Snuggles?
Bynes: Correct.
Audience: (laughs histerically)
Bynes: Quiet please.
Dumbledore: Snape for 1000.
Bynes: Snapes favorite color is this.
Potter: What is black?
Bynes: No.
Dumbledore: What is green?
Bynes: No.
Snape: What is pink?
Bynes: Correct.
Snape: Me for 1200.
Bynes: Snape sleeps in this.
Potter: What is frilly pink underwear and lacy shirts?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: You-Know-Who for 100.
Bynes: You Know Who was attached to this person.
Potter: Who was Professor Qurrill?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: You know who for 200.
Bynes: You Know Who was defeated by this person at this age.
Dumbledore: Who is Harry Potter at age 1?
Bynes: Correct.
Dumbledore: You know who for 300.
Bynes: Professor Quirrel was after this.
Snape: What was the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone?
Bynes: Correct.
Snape: You know who for 400.
Bynes: Harry Pooter, HerHeiny Granger, and Ronald Weasle origanally thought this person wanted the Stone for You Know Who.
Potter: Who is Professor Snape?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: You Know Who for 500.
Bynes: DAILEY DOUBLE! This qusetion is worth 1000 because I said so. Now, You Know Who killed this student.
Potter: Who was Cedric Diggory?
Bynes: Correct.
Potter: You Know Who for 1000.
Bynes: I'm sorry. We are out of time! We'll be back later for Round Two! And I'm very disappointed we didn't get to my category!
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