Author's Note: I really should be doing my math or Spanish homework, but I'm not. I'm just SOOO Tired of studying for finals it's making me sick. Hope you enjoy!

Jedi Christmas

"Sithspawn!" Anakin stepped away as cold turkey juice splattered on his Jedi robes. His sleeves were rolled up, and he couldn't feel his hands 'cause they were so cold. Padme said he had to take the insides out of this ridiculously frozen bird but it was just not working. Not to mention the stupid bird kept plunking down in the sink and soaking him with the water that was in it.

Obi-Wan rushed in, "Are you okay Anakin?"

Anakin shrugged, turning back to his gruesome work, "This, respectfully Master, really sucks."

Obi-Wan relaxed, "Patience Anakin. You've got it easy, try putting these lights on the tree."

Anakin raised an eyebrow.

Obi-Wan slapped his forehead with the palm of his hand, "What am I talking about, you'd probably love that."

That's when Padme walked in, "What's the matter?"

"Nothing" Anakin lied.

Padme looked him up and down, "Anakin, why did you splatter yourself with dirty turkey water?"

"He's just going for a new look." Obi-Wan answered.

Anakin glared at his master, "Shut-up."

Obi-Wan walked out of the room, an amused smile on his lips.

"You come here to laugh or help?" Anakin asked Padme, who was fighting not to laugh, and failing horribly.

"Neither." She answered, "I've got to start working on the pies."

"Pies?"

"Yeah, they've normally got fruit filling, inside a layer of crust which is in a pot. Very nice actually." Padme walked over to stand beside Anakin, and looked at the soaked counter-top. "What happened here?"

Anakin struggled to find a good reason for the mess. "Ugh.The bird wasn't cooperating." He gave her an impish grin.

"That would be hard for it since it's not alive." Padme retorted, nudging him in the ribs. She was pleased to see Anakin finally having trouble with something. Normally everything came so naturally to him he hardly ever had a real normal challenge.

"Well, all you told me to do is stick my hand down inside and take the stuff out." Anakin replied in an innocent voice. "Completely leaving out the fact you have to blasted DEFROST IT!"

"That's what the water's for." Padme replied, just as innocent as he had started out with.

"AGH!" Anakin flung his hands over his head, then leaned on the sink.

"Easy Jedi." Padme rubbed his back. "You'll get it done."

"Yeah, I am a Jedi, I'm no cook!" he retorted.

Padme grunted, "You got that right."

Anakin turned back to her trying to conceal that mischievous smile, "What's that supposed to mean!"





To me continued. ( A.N. yes I will! I promise!)