Ai's Ama: Here's a Genderbent Story that I wanted to publish :)

I want to publish more another time, but I don't know, maybe *Shrugs and smiles*

Warnings: Major OOCness with some people (Okay, Most -.-")

Pairings In the One shots so far (Said in Non-Genderbent ways): GaaHina, ChouHina, ShinoHina, TemSasu

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the names I came up with. I don't even own the idea of genderbender! *Cries in a corner*

Genderbent Names:

Girls to boys -

Hinata - Hansuke

Ino - Inoichi

Sakura - Sakurai

Tenten - Tarou

Tsunade - Tsubasa

Hanabi - Haru

Temari - Takeshi

Kurenai - Kunai

Konan- Kanon

Karin - Kaito

...

Boys to Girls -

Kakashi - Kokori

Sasuke - Saki

Neji - Nejimi

Kiba - Kira

Shino - Shinobu

Chouji - Chou

Shikamaru - Shiki

Naruto - Naruko

Sai - Suzu

Gaara - Gaarako

Kankuro - Kuroki

Kakuzu - Kazuko

Hidan - Hanae

Deidara - Deidei

Sasori - Satomi

Itachi - Itami

Kisame - Kisako

Tobi - Toki

Zetsu - Yuri

Pein - Peinko

Suigetsu - Sumiko

Juugo - Junko

Warning for the Chapter: Alcoholic Drinking, Violence, Un-Beta'd

Bar Fight Anyone? (Gaarako/Hansuke) (Anti-GaaMatsu)

Hansuke Hyuuga hated bars.

Throughout the years it had been for different reasons, but he never stopped disliking them as usually something, or rather some people, would draw him back.

The latest reason he hated them was because of the fights.

His girlfriend Gaarako would drag him to a bar called Jinchuriki, only going there because her friend Naruko was the co-founder and allowed her to have free alcoholic drinks. She also didn't like bars, but she liked the free hard drinks.

The place was vibrating with life and produced tons of booze.

The problem with tons of booze was obvious.

Drunken people would saunter over, mostly the flirty ones.

They were attracted to Hansuke with their Beer Goggles, men and women alike.

They would usually walk over and grope Hansuke while greeting him.

Now, Gaarako wasn't exactly a jealous person, but there was no denying the satisfaction in her eyes as she punched or smacked them away.

It would be then that the brawling would start.

And Hansuke swore, it seemed like whenever Gaarako got into a fight, chaos would rise all around, chairs smashing with beer bottles and other drinks smashing with fists.

And Gaarako would never get thrown out because security would already have their hands full with the chaos in hand. It was like Gaarako's shield.

However, by the end of the night they would walk out, holding hands no matter what, because that was the only PDA they would show out in front of others outside of friends and family.

...

Tonight However was a little different.

Hansuke was enjoying his fourth Passion Fruit Mojito, Gaarako nursing her fourth glass of Gin.

It was then a sandy blond strode up.

He had dark brown eyes, his body thinner than Hansuke's and a soft face.

He grinned to Gaarako as he leaned against their table.

" Hey. I'm Matsu. I've been seeing you around here and would like it if you would go on a date with me." He winked as Hansuke twitched.

" Please stop."

The Brown-Eyed boy looked to the Pale-Eyed boy beside his other side.

" What?"

" I said, Please stop. That's my girlfriend you're talking to." Hansuke glared to him.

Matsu blinked.

" What? Dude, I've never seen you two touch each other when you both were even very drunk. I assumed you were drinking buddies since you both came and went and talked together. Nothing too serious."

Hansuke twitched.

Crash! Thump!

The whole bar stopped and looked to the Sandy blond on the floor, eyes blackened and nose broken as he passed out.

They turned back to eating, drinking and talking as two fists hovered where Matsu's face once was.

Gaarako blinked in surprise. She looked to the other fist beside hers, seeing Hansuke connected to it.

He drew back, looking to the table surface as he pulled the straw out of his drink, tossing it away and swallowing the rest of his drink as he stood, paying tip before grabbing his jacket.

Gaarako stood and Hansuke kissed her cheek as he took her hand.

They strode over the body and out as Gaarako waved to Naruko.

" Gaarako," Hansuke looked to her as they stepped outside to the chilled spring air, " I love you but you should get your kicks at a liquor store. I'll even pay."

Gaarako smiled and nodded, leaning against him as they walked away, never to return for a drink again.

Read and Review please, and tell me what pairings you might want :)