Joey Gets a Pet (for a little while ^^;;) by --charmaine
Chapter 1: The SEARCH!
Intro:
Hamtaro and his gang secretly sneak out to a huge sunflower field by a mysterious ham-ham. He said that they'd get their fill there, but a moment after, they were captured by the evil ham-ham and was sent to a pet store. Unfortunately, Joey wanted a pet at THAT store...^^;;
*(the -- symbol = my opinion..yeah...or comment...^^)*
Joey and the rest are walking to EV pets (with them not knowing that EV means E-VAIL!!!-that's stupid -_-;;-)
Yugi: Are you sure about this? Pets can be a BIG responsibility, Joey!
Joey: ReLAAAX Yug! I got it all covered! *smirks at Kaiba, who is for some reason going w/them*
Kaiba: What do YOU want?!
Joey: MWAHA!
Yugi: Alright Joey...You're in your "ready-to-kill" stage...EASY--
(Joey throws a punch at Kaiba for some reason and Kaiba catches it and elbows his stomach...somehow @.@;;)
Joey: *whimper* OoooooooooohH!! OwW...*unconscious*
Yugi: KAIBA!
Tea: KAIBA!
Tristan: *pokes Joey w/a stick* *hits Joey w/a stick* *continues this process*
Yugi: Tristan, stop! That's ENOUGH!!!
Tristan: *snorts* Yo, Yug! It's funny how he doesn't move, huh? *snorts*
Tea: Are you okay??? O_o
Yugi: Well, let's move on. Tristan, you get Joey. WE'LL pick out the pet FOR Joey!! ^^
*The gang arrive at EV's*
Yugi: Say, where's Kaiba??
*everyone yells for Kaiba*
(in the distance) Kaiba: Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...
Yugi: Kaiba? What are you doing??
Kaiba: NOW!!!
Parrot: Yugi RAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!! Stupid RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKK!!! Stupid Stupid Yugi RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWKKKK!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWKKK!!!!!! *chokes and dies*
Cashier person: Dude...You kill, you pay, man.
Kaiba: WHAT?!
Cashier: Yo, man. That bird...just died dude. Pay up my man, my homie, yo!
Kaiba: Be quiet!
Cashier: Mellow down my homes, mellow yellow. Rhyming. Whoa.
Kaiba: Who said you had the right to charge me for this?!
Cashier: The sign, dude. *points at a very small business card sticking on the cash register*
Sign: You kill, you pay. ^_______^
Kaiba: WHAT?! How do you even know it's MY fault?!
(White Kaiba is fighting over this *cough* *cough* situation, Yugi and the rest examine the parrot lying dead on the floor [of the cage] with a weird pose.....^^;;)
*Tristan pokes it with a stick*
Tristan: Hey Yugi! It's PERFECT! It's just like Joey!
Yugi: It's DEAD, Tristan...
Tristan: So is Joey!
Yugi: Hey Tea, mind checking Joey's pulse?
Tea: Sure......*walks over to Tristan, who is DRAGGING Joey, and checks pulse* He's still alive..
Tristan: MAN! How are we going to find the perfect pet?!
*All of a sudden, a squeaky noise comes up [hamster wheel] and everyone runs to the hamsters section*
Everyone: !!! (they are shocked)
Tristan: Hey, that's...
Tea: They're...
Yugi: HAM-HAMS!!!
Tristan: BOGUS! I didn't know they had THESE! *stares at Hamtaro (who is on the wheel)*
Hamtaro: SAVE US!!!
Chapter 1: The SEARCH!
Intro:
Hamtaro and his gang secretly sneak out to a huge sunflower field by a mysterious ham-ham. He said that they'd get their fill there, but a moment after, they were captured by the evil ham-ham and was sent to a pet store. Unfortunately, Joey wanted a pet at THAT store...^^;;
*(the -- symbol = my opinion..yeah...or comment...^^)*
Joey and the rest are walking to EV pets (with them not knowing that EV means E-VAIL!!!-that's stupid -_-;;-)
Yugi: Are you sure about this? Pets can be a BIG responsibility, Joey!
Joey: ReLAAAX Yug! I got it all covered! *smirks at Kaiba, who is for some reason going w/them*
Kaiba: What do YOU want?!
Joey: MWAHA!
Yugi: Alright Joey...You're in your "ready-to-kill" stage...EASY--
(Joey throws a punch at Kaiba for some reason and Kaiba catches it and elbows his stomach...somehow @.@;;)
Joey: *whimper* OoooooooooohH!! OwW...*unconscious*
Yugi: KAIBA!
Tea: KAIBA!
Tristan: *pokes Joey w/a stick* *hits Joey w/a stick* *continues this process*
Yugi: Tristan, stop! That's ENOUGH!!!
Tristan: *snorts* Yo, Yug! It's funny how he doesn't move, huh? *snorts*
Tea: Are you okay??? O_o
Yugi: Well, let's move on. Tristan, you get Joey. WE'LL pick out the pet FOR Joey!! ^^
*The gang arrive at EV's*
Yugi: Say, where's Kaiba??
*everyone yells for Kaiba*
(in the distance) Kaiba: Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...
Yugi: Kaiba? What are you doing??
Kaiba: NOW!!!
Parrot: Yugi RAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!! Stupid RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKK!!! Stupid Stupid Yugi RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWKKKK!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWKKK!!!!!! *chokes and dies*
Cashier person: Dude...You kill, you pay, man.
Kaiba: WHAT?!
Cashier: Yo, man. That bird...just died dude. Pay up my man, my homie, yo!
Kaiba: Be quiet!
Cashier: Mellow down my homes, mellow yellow. Rhyming. Whoa.
Kaiba: Who said you had the right to charge me for this?!
Cashier: The sign, dude. *points at a very small business card sticking on the cash register*
Sign: You kill, you pay. ^_______^
Kaiba: WHAT?! How do you even know it's MY fault?!
(White Kaiba is fighting over this *cough* *cough* situation, Yugi and the rest examine the parrot lying dead on the floor [of the cage] with a weird pose.....^^;;)
*Tristan pokes it with a stick*
Tristan: Hey Yugi! It's PERFECT! It's just like Joey!
Yugi: It's DEAD, Tristan...
Tristan: So is Joey!
Yugi: Hey Tea, mind checking Joey's pulse?
Tea: Sure......*walks over to Tristan, who is DRAGGING Joey, and checks pulse* He's still alive..
Tristan: MAN! How are we going to find the perfect pet?!
*All of a sudden, a squeaky noise comes up [hamster wheel] and everyone runs to the hamsters section*
Everyone: !!! (they are shocked)
Tristan: Hey, that's...
Tea: They're...
Yugi: HAM-HAMS!!!
Tristan: BOGUS! I didn't know they had THESE! *stares at Hamtaro (who is on the wheel)*
Hamtaro: SAVE US!!!