AN: Hello everyone! I am back with a new story! Well, technically, I was never gone, in fact, this is my third active story at the moment. Three with my schedule might be a little bit of a struggle to update as often as possible, but I really liked this idea and wanted to get it written down as soon as I could. No, this was definitely not my idea, I saw an original on pinterest and loved it (I believe it was Leo VS Khione) however, there weren't any more. So, I wanted to put some more out there. Let the raps begin!

Disclaimer: I do not own the PJO/HoO series, nor do I own Epic Rap Battles which belongs to well- the youtube channel Epic Rap Battles. All rights go to them.

Round 1: Percyvs Jason (And we all know who the winner will be)

Let's get this started, it'll just be a breeze

By the time I'm done I'll have you down on your knees.

I am Percy Jackson, son of the sea

It took you years to be praetor, but only one quest for me!

I am greater than all the heroes, even Hercules

You'll be lucky if you get a job raking leaves!

Those are your insults, you piece of kelp?

My rhymes will have you begging for help.

You're not so mighty without your oceans and creeks,

And don't forget that the Romans conquered the Greeks!

My girlfriend's a beauty, all your's is is wise,

And it's not like you could ever fly!

Ha! Some witty retort!

I could destroy your legion's ships before they even leave the port!

I've got five people after me, what do you have, two?

I didn't beat you in Kansas, but you know I was going to.

My mom's super supportive, yours couldn't be less!

And we all know it's me that the fangirls like best!

I've been training all my life, you can't stop me!

It was I who beat Gaea, only you in your dreams!

I earned my memory back, you had to drink blood.

I am pontifex maximus, you worthless dud!

Now let's wrap this up, don't make another sound,

I think we all know that I won this round!

AN: Ah, that was actually a lot of fun to write. The rhymes weren't too hard either. Of course, I am aware that Jason and Percy would probably never never say these things to each other, nor would any other of our favorite demigods, but, of course, this isn't real. So, in the reviews, let me know what you thought and who you want next!