Hi! I'm Littleswiss and this is my first attempt to do a humor based fic. So I would appreciate to have feedback to see if you like it. Thank you.

Edit 15/3/15: Just a little line I forgot to put and also a word

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Everything was fine. The sun was shining, birds were singing, flowers were blooming, showing all of their beauty to the world. It was one of the rare good weather that you must get out to take advantage of, for example, by going on a ride with a bicycle or just enjoy the sun by tanning. But of course not everyone could take advantage of that kind of weather.

"Buuuuuuuut Weiss I don't wanna..." Whined Ruby at her partner while her face was plastered against the table, in front of a pile of paper and diverse books.

"I don't care. You have to finish your part because if you don't we are both going to get in trouble for this and it's for tomorrow!" Weiss said pointing at the blank paper that should have been full of text about the impact the discovery of Dust had on the world.

"Buuuuuuuuuut..."

"DO IT."

The antics of the two girls were observed by Yang and Blake. The blond bombshell was laughing at the arguing pair while her quite partner had her nose in one of her infamous book containing some pretty inappropriate stuff. Suddenly a knock on the door of their dorm was heard.

"Ugh, I swear if this is Jaune again…" Weiss complained to herself.

"I got it." Interrupted Yang, getting up from her bed. She walked to the door and opened it.

"Okay listen Jaune..." The name of the other blond died in her throat because the man that was standing in front of her could, in no way, be the leader of team JNPR. A medium beer-belly, a white flannel shirt under a brown leather jacket with the inside was covered in wool, maroon pants and hiking shoes and on top of that was a mess of brown hair where some stray of gray could be seen, same thing for a bushy beard. And he was tall, at least 6'3''. And he was burly looking. The most striking features was his eyes, they were of a familiar shade of blue.

"Hallo!" Greeted the man in a heavy German accent. Yang blinked once, twice and closed the door. She rubbed her eyes, then she opened the door again and he was still there, all smile.

"Uhhhh guys? There an unknown burly looking dude dressed as if he had been living in the mountains all his life at our door." Yang called out from her shoulder.

"Oh no..." Muttered the heiress under her breath. Ruby watched curiously as her partner got up from her chair, dusted herself and made sure that she was properly looking before taking a deep calming breath. Then she walked towards the door and when she saw the man, she, with arms opened and smile plastered on her face, said loudly: "Öhi!"

When the burly man saw the heiress, a bigger smile appeared beneath his beard and he quickly closed the distance and engulfed the smaller girl in a bear hug. "Meine kleine Weiss!" He laughed as he was making her spin while kissing her on the cheeks three times, in sign of greeting. She did the same. After another complete spin he put her back on the floor. "Wie geits?" He asked her in an unfamiliar language that sounded a little harsh.

"Mir geits es gut." Responded Weiss in the same language. While Weiss and the foreign man were acting as if they were catching up, the rest of the team was watching them, mouth making a perfect o. Blake had lowered her book, Ruby had her head held up and Yang had still her hand on the knob.

What was raising red flags in RBY heads was the fact that Weiss was smiling, like real smiling and seemed genuinely happy.

"Uh Weiss?" Timidly tried Ruby to catch her partner attention but to no effect. She tried a second time but it failed too. "WEISS!" This time it worked. The white themed girl stopped in the middle of her lively discussion to turn around and looked at Ruby. Then ever slowly, the smile gently disappear from her face as she saw that her teammates were watching her as if she grew a second head. Weiss coughed a little in her hand and went back to her old persona, a little red on the cheeks in embarrassment.

"*cough cough* Ruby, Blake, Yang, this is my uncle. Öhi this is my teammates Ruby, Blake and Yang." She presented.

"Hallo!" He greeted them with a little wave of the hand.

"EH?!"

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"So you have an uncle?" Asked in disbelief the blond brawler, sitting on the floor with everyone else.

"WHO HAS AN UNCLE?" The door exploded and Nora busted inside the room, quickly followed by an ever so calm Ren followed by Jaune and Pyrrha. Weiss face palmed seeing as now more people knew about him. The spartan quickly apologize for the door.

"Yes I have one. I will let him present himself." As on cue, the man smiled and spoke.

"Hallo, my name is Hans Gröeber von Schnee. Nice to meet you." Team RBY said nothing as their brains were still trying to process that information with the fact that Weiss was so out of character when she was speaking with him earlier. Of course Nora responded with an exited "HI" while Ren opted for a nod. Jaune smiled at him, a little nervous and Pyrrha greeted him normally.

"Oh. Why are you here Öhi?" She asked her uncle.

"Well to see my niece of course! Oh and before I forget." He answered, searching inside his bag and produced a simple dusty bottle containing a clear liquid who had a little green in it. Seeing the object, they eyes of Weiss became as big as saucepan.

"Not here. It's illegal." She told him in what she assumed to be quiet. It was quiet but the silence in the room let the words be heard as clear as day to everyone.

"Nonsense. With what are we going to celebrate our little reunion?" He asked her while he took out glasses from his bag.

"Is that alcohol? If so, I don't see the problem." Yang added her two cents.

"Sorry, we have something to do." Said Ren.

"But Ren we have not…"

"Nora..." He sighed.

"Okay Ren. See you guys!" Before anyone could say anything the pair disappeared.

"Oh I.. also have to.. do my laundry. Bye" Quickly said Jaune before he too disappeared. Pyrrha bolted after him.

"Wait! I need to do it too." And soon, only the member of team RWBY, plus Weiss's uncle, were present. This strange behavior from JNPR had a reason. You see, as Jaune was being the kind leader he is, thought that going out with his team would be the perfect bonding time. And of course, alcohol was included. And if the life-long banishment of the club was of any indications, alcohol was a really bad idea.

Hans didn't even wait and started pouring the beverage into five glasses. He gave four to each member of the team and kept one for himself. "Cheers!" He said before drinking in one movement the clear liquid. He made a grimace before cracking his neck and pouring himself some more. Weiss was more moderate and drank slowly. Blake sniffed her glass before taking a little swing with her tongue. Her face transformed into an expression of disgust. But even after that, she took another, this time normal swing that resulted in the same facial expression.

Yang was being Yang and decided to do it like a shot.

"Yang I don't think that's a good..." Tried to say Ruby but it was too late. Yang brought the glasses in one jerk. Bad idea. She immediately started gagging and coughing and almost chocked herself. Ruby decided to play it safe and did like Weiss.

That was going to be an afternoon to remember. Or not.

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And done.Well I had this idea for two reason: Why the hell not and Why not Switzerland?. Please leave a review thank you! Hope you liked it!

See you next time!

Littleswiss.