It was nighttime and deadpool wanted to do the sexy with hte spiderman because he had a hunger of ass he could not satisfy, so he went to spideys room (they share an apartment now) and fucking kicked down the door.

'SPIDEY LETS HAVE SOME QUALITY DICKING' deadpool fUCkng bellowed as his foot got stuck in the flimsy door.

Spidey had just come out the SHOWER but he had been showering in his costume again so he was lucky that deadpool hadt seen the dong.

'What the heck deadpool my man you broke my door' spidey weeped little spider tears as he looked at the wreckage.

'Spedy we need to do the fuck im hungry for dong' dedpool grabbed spide

'okey I know a good place we can sex' spidermon grabbed his coat which he now wears.

'oh sweet lets go baby' deadpool skippy out the door with spiderman in his arms like a baby.

'my son' he whispered as he stroke his mask.

It went a couple hours and now its nightfall because deadpool forgot how to call a cab and spidey was too busy being cradled so thy had to walk the whole way.

'stOP' shout spid

'maN U GAVE ME A HAERT ATTACK' deadpool clutched his heart which was trying to rob him, why wont his heart stop attacking him? He hasn't been the same since he got out of juvie.

Deadpool beat the shit out of his heart then turn to look at his beautiful wife spider, wondering why he want the to stop infront of the daily bugle.

'We can sex here deadpool, it is perfect' spiderman grinned but deadpool could not see that because he is wering a fuckin mask.

'Okay wehre we gonna ram it in here?' dedpoo say as they enter lift and Peterman press the button.

'My bosses desk should be good I hate that asshole so lets do the twist on it' he laugh

Deadpool nodded he did not care for his reason he just wanted the D, and his boredom was growing.

They walk out the lift and go past j Jonah jamesons secretary cause she is a robot cyborg from the future and does not need to sleep so she was still there waiting for jameson to return so he could reboot her once again.

Deadpool kicked the door but it did not break it was reinforced with lots of pictures of spiderman with dicks drawn on his face cause jameson does not like the spiderman so instead deadpools leg broke and flew off out the window nyoom.

'oh shit my leg' deadpool cry

'forget that and just think about my ass' spidey say and he was right deppool forget about his leg.

He threw spidey on the desk and it fuckign broke under his rippling ass muscles, but they did not care so they started getting freaky on it.

'jonah me hard spide' deadpool whisper

'what I cant fucking hear you' spidey say his mask was still on it was hard to hear.

'JONAH ME HARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT' he SCREM

'nice sure whatever lets do this' spiderman agree

He ripped off deadpools pants and went to town on his ass all night.

Next day j Jonah jameson came in his office after booting up his secretary to find his desk was rekt and had been menaced all over by sPIDERmaN, he could tell because spiderman had wrote 'spiderman waz here' on the desk in sharpie.

'how culd he menace on my desk that is fucked up' Jonah cry as he light up a cigar.

He started writing an autobiography for the daily bugle all about how spideman has ruined his life by first saving people like that is so rude, then by breaking into his office and sexy on it, spideman is truly the biggest menace in all of new York.

It moved millions and he used a picture of them menacing that peter parker had taken, cause apparently he is into voyeurism Jonah thought, as the picture on the biography.

Deadpool put down the biography after he read it and admired the picture and stroked it lovingly.

'damn my ass looks good.'