Six hours later, a very groggy Dean woke up.

"Sammy?" he groaned. His overgrown puppy of a brother bounced up by his bed.

"Hey Dean!" he exclaimed in an over-the-top, way-too-late-for-this-morning voice.

"Wha'?"

"Well, you went to the dentists and they decided you needed to have that tooth out, but they accidently gave you too much meds, so you went loopy and called Cas. Then you realised you had freckles, congratulations on that by the way, always knew you were the smarter brother, and started stripping."

Dean moaned.

"You didn't stop me?"

"I tried. Look it's on this video here, see?"

Dean groaned again but even louder.

"AREN'T THEY THE BLUEST THING EVERRRR?!"

The next room over, Cas started blushing again.