Chapter 12: Lucina Part 5
A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry for the long wait! I had a bad case of writer's block! But I'm back! By the way, in case you're wondering, Junior is Bowser Jr. Enjoy Part 5 of Lucina!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up! Why am I so cocky? Also, why do the ancestors hate me?" Bowser Jr. complained.
"Probably because you're a stupid, bratty Koopa!" Villager insulted.
"Why you…" Bowser Jr. muttered as he pounced onto Villager.
"Hey!" Rosalina yelled.
Bowser Jr. and Villager stopped punching each other.
"Do you want us to end this storytime?" Rosalina asked.
"No!" Bowser Jr., Villager, Lucas, Ness, and Toon Link shouted in unison.
"Then stop fighting." Rosalina stated.
Bowser Jr. and Villager sat down.
"Anyway, let's continue." Rosie said.
Ganondorf was leading his army at a charge on horseback through a forest. He stopped and motioned for two Reds to come. Dark Link, Wario, and Bowser dismounted and walked into the forest. When they came back, they threw down two Ylissean scouts before the rest of the army.
"Ylissean scouts." Bowser stated.
Ganondorf dismounted and walked toward the scouts.
"Ganondorf." said one of the Ylissean scouts.
Ganondorf crouched down in front of the Ylissean scouts.
"Nice work, gentlemen. You found the Red army." Ganondorf congrulated sarcastically as he adjusted one of the scout's collars.
Ganondorf motioned to the Red soliders on horseback. The Red army laughed.
"The King will stop you." stated one of the Ylissean scouts.
Ganondorf grabbed one of the Ylissean scouts by the shirt collar and lifted him up to his face.
"Stop me? He invited me. By building his castle, he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game." Ganondorf declared.
Ganondorf threw the Ylissean scout to the ground and pointed his sword at the other Ylissean scout as he got up and ran.
"Go! Tell your king to send his strongest armies." Ganondorf called out to the scouts.
"I'm ready." Ganondorf stated quietly.
The Ylissean scouts ran off toward the palace. Ganondorf scratched his chin and looked at Dark Link.
"How many men does it take to deliver a message?" Ganondorf asked.
"One." Dark Link answered as he drew back his bow.
Meanwhile, Lucina was on a hill outside of the camp. Gogoat was watching Lucina.
"Okay, okay, how about this?" Lucina asked as she cleared her throat.
"Excuse me, where do I sign in? Hah, I see you have a sword. I have one too. They're very manly and tough." Lucina said in her 'manly' voice.
She tried to pull out her sword. But she mishandled pulling the sword out of the scabbard and it fell to the ground. Gogoat rolled on his back, laughing. Lucina threw her boot at Gogoat. The boot hit Gogoat in the head. Gogoat stopped laughing. Lucina put her boot back on.
"I'm working on it. Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army." Lucina sighed.
"Did I hear someone ask for a miracle!? Let me hear you say aye!" a voice boomed.
Lucina screamed and hid behind a rock.
"That's close enough." the voice said.
Junior was casting a huge shadow behind another rock.
"Get ready Lucina. Your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you through your masquerade." Junior explained.
Junior noticed Luma making a hand shadow of a dragon on the rock and stomped him down with his foot. Junior bent down to Luma.
"C'mon, you're gonna stay, you're gonna work." Junior whispered to Luma.
"So heed my word, because if the army finds out that you are a girl, the penalty is death." Junior noted as big flames shot up from the rocks.
"Who are you?" Lucina asked.
"Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls." Junior said.
Lucina smiled big in anticipation of seeing her guardian.
"I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible…" Junior announced as he came out from the rocks to show his real size.
"…Junior! Oh ha, ha, pretty hot, huh?" Junior asserted.
Gogoat ran to Junior and started stomping on him. Lucina pushed Gogoat back. Lucina bent down to Junior's level as Junior got up from the ground.
"My ancestors sent a little turtle to help me?" Lucina questioned with a confused expression on her face.
"Hey, Koopa, Koopa, not turtle. I don't do that snapping thing." Junior mentioned as he snapped his jaws to show Lucina what he meant.
"You're…um…" Lucina started to say.
"Intimidating? Awe inspiring?" Junior suggested.
"…Tiny." Lucina noted as she gestured with her hand.
Junior had a look of disappointment on his face.
"Of course. I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your horse here would die of fright." Bowser Jr. explained as he patted Gogoat on the nose.
Gogoat tried to bite Junior.
"Down, horsey." Junior said as he pointed to the ground.
"My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor." Junior noted as he leaned in and looked at Lucina's chest.
Lucina covered her chest with her left arm and slapped Junior with her right arm.
"Ow!" Junior yelled as he fell to the ground.
Junior got up to his feet. Luma floated next to him.
"All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!" Junior shouted angrily.
"Make a note of this." Junior said to Luma.
Luma grabbed a leaf and a pen and started writing.
"Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your horse! Dis-"Junior barked.
Junior was interrupted by Lucina covering his mouth.
"Stop! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before." Lucina whispered to Junior.
"Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more, we clear on that?" Junior insisted.
Lucina nodded empathically.
"All right. Okey dokey, let's get this show on the road. Luma, get the bags. Let's move it!" Junior said as he, Luma, Gogoat, and Lucina walked to the camp.
A/N: Well, that's Part 5! I hope you liked it! Next chapter will hopefully come soon! See you next chapter! Please review!