Things the Normandy crew are not allowed to do as written by Council

1. Shepard may not be naked at C-Sec Headquarters. Ever Again.
2. 'Oops' is not an appropriate response when asked to report.
3.'Operation Irritate the Hell Out of The Councilors' is not an official mission, no matter what Garrus or Shepard have said.
4. Shooting things off the presidium is not allowed.
5.'Kill everything!' is not an effective diplomatic policy.
6. Neither are explosives.
7. The Normandy crew members may not adopt thresher maws, varren, or impressionable children.
8. No not even if Primarch Victus believes it to be alright.
9. The council does not need a report on your sex life.
10. Or that of your crew.
11. Or that of the other councilors
12. If they did by some chance need such a report they would not wish it to be turned in with a chart and visual aids.
13. You may not convince the Primarch to sign paperwork while impaired on the grounds that it will "Make work more fun".
14. When asked to report the appropriate response is not 'You can't prove a thing'.
15. The normandy crew may not fire people out of any form of weaponry.
16. The person in charge of restocking the Normandys Coffee and Supplies is no ones 'suger daddy'.
17. Victus is no longer allowed to go out for drinks with the crew of the Normandy with out supervision.
18. Shepard is not supervision.
19. nor is any person randomly pulled off the street.
20. The bar tender is not supervision
21. Aria T'lok is not supervision.
22. Garrus Vakarian is never to be considered supervision under any circumstance. Ever again.
23. Primarch Victus must be accompanied by one of his aids and his guards.
24. THEY MUST STAY SOBER.
25. In the event that that they are unavailable the Primarch is not to go drinking.
26. You may not kidnap Primarch Victus for any reason.
27. 'Taking the Primarchs body for an undisclosed amount of time.' is still considered kidnapping.
28. Stealing the Primarch is still kidnapping.
29. Unless there is a life or death emergency declaring Specter business does not negate these rules.
30. Shepard is no longer allowed to drive on the citadel.
31. Garrus Vakarian and James Vega may not go undercover as any form of strippers.
32. Clothing must be worn at all times when in public.
33. No matter what dare was lost.
34. We would prefer you wear normal clothing and not a stripper or maid outfit.
35. Stealing the Primarch is not the "greatest theft ever" it is wrong if it happens again you will be brought up on charges.
36. We are rather certain none of you have evil twins.
37. Porn is not meant to be shared.
38. Please do not replace your commanders report with porn.
39. Of any type.