A/N: Well, it's been three months, but I finally did it…not really, but still.
These are just a bunch of omakes I was able to come up with on the fly. I figured I had to put something out there.
Hope you enjoy them.
Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY.
Omake #1: Chuck Norris Saves Arkos
"It's unfortunate you were promised a power that was never truly yours."
Pyrrha could only stare down at the ground as she was on her knees, an arrow in her heel.
"But take comfort in knowing that I will use it in ways you could never have imagined."
Pyrrha looked up at a smirking Cinder and steeled her resolve.
"Do you believe in destiny?"
Cinder frowned with narrowed eyes.
"Yes."
With that said, Cinder summoned her bow and reeled back an arrow. She aimed it at Pyrrha and let it fly….
Only for a hand to reach out and catch the arrow mid-flight.
Eyes wide, Cinder turned…and found Chuck Norris standing before her, regarding her with a scowl.
"You will not sink this ship, Cinder Fall."
Cinder jumped backwards and got in a combat stance.
"You think you can defeat me?! I have the power of the Fall Maiden! I am essentially a god! You have great power, but it pales in comparison to that of a Maiden! Now prepare yourself as I unleash my full power!"
Cinder began to float in the air and summon the elements. Lightning began to strike down around her and flames surrounded her hands. Ice crystals began to rain down and the very building shook.
Cinder smirked as she gazed at the man that dared defy her…and was angered to find that he showed no reaction whatsoever.
Enraged, she conjured up the largest fireball she's ever made. It continued to grow as she held it above her head. After five seconds, it was now the size of the Beacon statue.
"DIE!"
She threw the fireball down upon Chuck Norris. While she had been busy gaining power, Ruby Rose had made it to the top of the tower and grabbed Pyrrha, taking her away from the area.
The entire top of the building exploded, completely engulfing the man of legend.
Cinder smirked….
It quickly went away when she saw that Chuck Norris still stood in the same place, completely fine.
Gritting her teeth, she decided to get up close and personal. She summoned her blades and charged at Chuck Norris. She brought her blades down, but Chuck jumped backwards to dodge. He withdrew his machine gun, which brought a chuckle from Cinder.
"Do you really believe that will have any effect against me?"
Not saying anything, Chuck simply charged at Cinder, who conjured up several fireballs and launched them at the man of legend. He sidestepped each one and finally reached Cinder. The Evil Maiden brought out her swords for a swipe….
Only for Chuck to block them with the gun….
And suddenly grow a third fist from his chin and uppercut Cinder.
The force was so great, she was sent flying and crashing to the ground. When she tried to get up, she found Chuck's machine gun forced into her mouth.
"Aura may protect the outside…but it doesn't protect the inside."
Before Cinder could even react, Chuck unloaded his unlimited amount of bullets into Cinder's mouth, her head quickly exploding in a gory fashion that would make Mortal Kombat cringe.
With her death, the Maiden's power floated into the sky and soared far away to choose its next vessel.
Satisfied, he jumped down and landed on the ground, creating a small crater. He marched up towards Ruby and Pyrrha, who were completely shocked.
"I…thank you. If you hadn't shown up, I'd be-."
Chuck had no time for apologies. He quickly grabbed Pyrrha and jumped a great distance….
Landing beside a startled Arc.
"W-What? How did- Pyrrha?!"
"Jaune!"
Pyrrha ran to Jaune and pulled him into the greatest kiss ever…of all time.
Jaune was more than happy to return the kiss in full.
Chuck Norris nodded. "I approve this ship."
His deed done, he jumped a great distance again to deal with the Dragon, leaving Arkos to whatever passionate and intimate moments to happen.
Omake #2: Chuck and Qrow at a Bar
Qrow could only stare down at the empty shot glass before him. He briefly wondered if he should stop while he was ahead….
Then thought against it and asked for another shot.
He downed it and gazed at the TV. He had seen the teams fight in the tournament…and was mostly unimpressed, save for his niece's team.
"Another shot."
The bartender poured the shot…then turned to see someone enter.
"Hello! Welcome to my bar."
Qrow turned to find a stranger take a seat next to him. The stranger nodded to him and turned to the bartender.
"I'll have a can of beer and a shot of whatever he's having."
Nodding, the bartender delivered a beer can and a shot of what Qrow was drinking.
The stranger took the beer can, opened it…and poured it all over himself.
"Hey!" the bartender yelled. "What the hell?!"
The stranger shrugged. "I needed to revive myself with a beer bath."
Qrow could only stare as the stranger took the shot, downed it, and slammed it on the table. He didn't look like he had trouble downing it either.
"Guess you can handle your drink."
The stranger nodded.
"What's your name?"
"…Chuck Norris."
For some reason, Qrow felt this man was a legend, yet he didn't know why.
"Well, the name's Qrow Branwen…and I challenge you to a drinking contest!"
Chuck raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"
"You heard me." Qrow turned to the bartender. "Hey! Some more shots please. We're about to have a contest."
The bartender sighed. "Here we go again."
The bartender delivered several shots of alcohol to Qrow and Chuck. The man of legend shrugged and grabbed one shot as Qrow grabbed another.
The contest began.
(Five minutes later)
Qrow was now slumped on the counter, having lost the contest.
"Hrrrgh…uuuggghh."
Chuck could only shake his head. What other outcome could possibly have occurred?
The man of legend considered pouring a can of beer on Qrow…but remembered that only worked for him. Shrugging, he paid the tab for him and Qrow and threw the drunk over his shoulder, lugging him off towards Beacon. The man had said during the contest that he was looking for a fight with the elder Schnee and to see his nieces.
As he walked, Qrow was able to form a few coherent words.
"You…me…drinking buddies…for life."
Chuck chuckled. "Sure. Why not?"
And so a friendship was made this day.
Omake #3: Segata Delivers Sega Saturns to the World
Team ABRN of Haven Academy was currently performing maintenance on their weapons.
Reese Chloris was making adjustments to her board/gun, Nadir Shiko was polishing his rifle, Bolin Hori was twirling his staff around to ensure its momentum, and Arslan Altan was checking the stability of her rope dart.
Arslan stood up and turned to leave. "I'm going to get a soda. Anyone want one?"
The boys shook their heads.
"Sure," Reese responded. "I'll drink whatever you're having."
Nodding, Arslan turned and began to head out-.
"Oof!"
Only to bump into someone and fall on her behind.
Rubbing her backside, she looked up…and found a man in a karategi standing over her with crossed arms and a frown.
Frowning, Arslan stood up. "Hey! Who just stands in front of someone like that?"
Her teammates turned to regard the man she was talking to.
If only they knew just who they were contending with.
The man simply stared…then brought his arms out.
In three seconds flat, Arslan was judo flipped, along with Nadir and Bolin, and Reese was locked in a nasty headlock.
The man now stood above the downed team.
"Who…who are you?" Arslan asked.
"…Segata Sanshiro."
Segata brought out a Sega Saturn and held it out.
"Sega Satān, shiro!"
He placed the console down next to them, along with a couple of games and some controllers, and left for his next targets.
Team ABRN only had one collective thought on the matter….
"Ow."
Team BRNZ of Shade Academy had just finished working on team combos and were simply hanging out.
Brawnz Ni and Roy Stallion were now discussing why the latter's last name was that of a horse, while Nolan Porfirio was trying (and failing) to get May Zedong to go on a date with him.
As they were approaching the dormitory-.
"Oof!"
Brawnz bumped into someone, stumbling back.
Team BRNZ looked…and found a man in a karategi with arms crossed and a frown on his face.
"Um…can we help you?"
The man didn't answer…and opted to spread his arms.
Brawnz, Roy, and Nolan found themselves judo flipped, while May was put in a nasty headlock.
In three seconds flat, Team BRNZ had been downed.
"W-Why?" May shakily asked.
"Sega Satān, shiro!"
Segata held out a Sega Saturn and placed it near the downed team, along with some controllers and video games. His deed done, he left to his next targets.
Team BRNZ were left to wallow in defeat and wonder just what had happened….
"Ow," they said in unison.
Ciel Soleil could only frown with tick marks on her forehead as the bubbly girl before her prattled on and on about Oum knows what.
"I can tell you have a stick up your butt, which is why you need to party! Right, Flint?"
"Neon, be nice…but yeah, you look like you need to loosen up a bit."
"A lot, more like it."
"Yeah, a lot."
More tick marks appeared as Neon Katt and Flynt Coal tried (and failed) to convince Ciel to go to a party. Oh why did Penny run off to take care of something and leave her to deal with these two? And for the record, how dare they not have better battle attire! They represent Atlas Academy for Oum's sake!
Wanting to be rid of the two annoyances, Ciel turned to rudely walk away-.
"Oof!"
Only to bump into someone.
Shaking her head, Ciel looked up to find a man in a karategi, arms crossed with a frown, staring at her and the two members of Team FNKI.
"Pardon me," she asked. "I did not mean to bump into you."
The man said nothing…but he did spread his arms out.
Ciel and Neon found themselves judo flipped, with Flynt locked in a nasty headlock.
In three seconds flat, Ciel and the two members of Team FNKI were left in a pile.
"W-Why?" Ciel asked.
Segata held out a game console.
"Sega Satān, shiro!"
He placed the console, along with some games and controllers on the ground beside them, and left for his next targets.
It was at this moment that Penny returned.
"Hello Ciel. Sorry to have kept you wai- Oh my! Are you three alright?!"
"Ow," was their collective answer.
Team CRDL of Beacon were having a blast.
They (somehow) each won their match in Combat class, karma hadn't decided to get them today, and best of all…Teams RWBY, JNPR, or CF(V)Y were nowhere in sight….
Which meant it was time for some good old fashioned bullying!
"P-Please stop," Velvet begged as Carding pulled on her ear.
"What's that?" Cardin asked. "Pull harder? Okay."
He pulled harder.
"Ow!"
Oh what a joy it was to put these Faunus in their place! Such a wonderful act he was commiting.
…
…
…
Though he suddenly didn't think so when he felt a strong hand on his shoulder.
Fearing one of the teams he thought of earlier, he turned…only to sigh in relief.
It was just some old guy in a karategi.
"Beat it old man. We're busy hear."
The man simply frowned.
"Didn't you hear me? We're trying to teach this animal her place."
The frown deepened.
"You know what, screw you. Watch for all I care."
Cardin returned to pulling on Velvet's ear, unaware of the unyielding rage building up inside Segata Sanshiro. Russell, Sky, and Dove tried to get Cardin's attention, but he paid them no mind.
His attention was finally caught when a hand once again landed on his shoulder.
He growled. "Look, old man! I already told you-!"
Segata grabbed Cardin…and performed his "special" judo throw.
Cardin was sent flying ans screaming a great distance-
BOOM!
-and exploded.
BOOM!
Twice.
RDL could only shiver in fear at the man before them.
Segata glared. "If your leader is lucky, he is perhaps alright. If you do not wish the same fate, you will leave…NOW!"
RDL left to collect their leader (hopefully alive) and hightail it out of their.
Velvet could only shrink under the gaze of Segata and mumble.
"T-Thank you."
Segata nodded…then held out a game console.
"Sega Satān, shiro!"
He placed the game console in her hands, along with a couple of games and controllers. He left, his mission done for the day.
Velvet could only stare as Segata left. She looked down at thr console and games in her hand.
…
…
…
"Well," she finally said. "I guess my team and I have something to do in our free time now."
She left to find her team.
Segata had succeeded in his mission to bring the Sega Saturn to the world. Sure, it wasn't to everyone on the planet, but at least he had brought it to each Kingdom….
He was suddenly stopped by four people: Ozpin, Glynda, Qrow, and Ironwood.
"We heard you were causing trouble among the Kingdoms," Ozpin said. "We can't have you harming students just to get them to play your Sega Saturn."
They readied their weapons.
"Now you face the Ozluminati."
Glynda groaned. "Ozpin, we're not calling ourselves that."
"Actually," Qrow put in. "Me and Jimmy kinda agreed to call ourselves that."
Glynda looked at Ironwood in disbelief.
He shrugged. "It was a good name. Better than the Qrowluminati."
"Or the Ironluminati," Qrow added with a frown.
Glynda facepalmed and sighed. "Whatever…let's just deal with this man.
The four of them charged at Segata….
Who merely spread his arms out.
Qrow, Glynda, and Ironwood found themselves judo flipped, while Ozpin was locked in a nasty headlock.
In three seconds flat, the Ozluminati, composed of some of the strongest Huntsmen and Huntresses in the Kingdoms, fell at the hands of Segata Sanshiro.
Segata held out a Sega Saturn.
"Sega Satān, shiro!"
He placed it on the ground next to them, along with some games and controllers, and left to rest for the night.
The Ozluminati were left in a pile on the ground, their pride and egos broken….
"Ow," was their collective response to what just happened, with Qrow secretly deciding to take the console and games to give to his nieces, maybe play a game or two with them.
And so it was that Segata brought the Sega Saturn to the world of Remnant.
Omake #4: Segata vs. the White Fang
All Segata wanted to do was find Chuck Norris and finish their fight.
Was that too much to ask?
Apparently so, since he had somehow stumbled upon the main White Fang encampment and was now surrounded by several radical Faunus.
Leading them was Adam Taurus himself.
"You were foolish to walk into our territory, human. Now you will die like the rest."
He gestured with his arm. "Slaughter him!"
With a war cry, the White Fang charged at the lone human, ready to tear him to pieces.
Segata simply frowned with arms crossed…before spreading them.
FLIP!
FLIP!
HEADLOOOOOOOOOCCK!
And in three seconds flat, he had defeated the White Fang…in three moves….
I mean, what other outcome was their?
Adam Taurus was shocked at what just occurred, but he was more infuriated than anything.
"So you're more skilled than I thought…no matter. You will fall by my hand!"
He activated his hilt, launching his blade towards Segata. The grip of the blade struck Segata in the head, and Adam sped quickly, grabbing the blade and delivering a debilitating strike towards the Savior of the Sega Saturn….
A shame (not really) that Segata grabbed Adam's arm before the strike could connect.
Adam could only scream in frustration as he was judo flipped a great distance….
BOOM!
Before an explosion drained his Aura and knocked him unconscious.
BOOM!
And a second one finished the job.
Grunting in annoyance, Segata left to find Chuck Norris and finish the job.
Omake #5: Chuck and Segata Kill Everyone…Oh, and Road Trip(s)
Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro found themselves surrounded by the important characters of Remnant.
It had been decided that these two were a threat that needed to be dealt with immediately. Some people (*cough* RWBY and JNPR *cough*) were completely against this, and friends of these teams (*cough* SSSN and CFVY *cough*) honestly sided with them, but they were outvoted and now had no choice but to go along with it.
James Ironwood stepped forward with a megaphone. "You two are hereby ordered to surrender and be taken into custody. Otherwise, we will use force!"
Glynda turned to Ozpin. "Is there truly no other way?"
Ozpin sighed. "For once…even I don't know."
Winter Schnee drew her saber. "You will do as the General says, or face the consequences!"
Chuck and Segata could only stare blankly at those that surrounded them. On the one hand, they could obey and let themselves be taken into custody. Why cause unnecessary trouble?
…
…
…
On the other hand….
"Sun?" Chuck asked.
Segata nodded. "Sun."
Sun Wukong raised an eyebrow. "What do I have to do with this?
"Not you…the Sun."
Ruby looked up at the Sun, squinted at it, then looked back at the men of legend with an innocent expression.
"What about it?"
After seeing that innocent expression, Chuck and Segata briefly considered turning themselves in rather than commit mass genocide….
Nah.
Chuck grabbed Segata and sped towards the other side of the planet, much to everyone's shock.
"Where did they go?!" Ironwood demanded.
Jaune Arc gulped. "I've got a bad feeling about this."
Han Solo nodded. "Me too, kid. Me too."
…
…
…
"Wait, who are you?" Jaune asked.
Meanwhile, Chuck and Segata reached the other side of the planet.
Chuck got on the ground…and prepared to do a push-up.
Segata touched the ground with his hand…making the planet lighter than it was.
Chuck performed a push-up….
Sending the world of Remnant towards the Sun while Chuck and Segata watched.
Meanwhile, Wiz and Boomstick of Death Battle watched what just occurred with shocked expressions…with Boomstick saying something about it.
"…Welp, that word's fucked. Our bad!"
Back on Remnant, those that had gathered could only watch as they soared towards their impending doom. Everyone glared at Ironwood.
"We blame you for this."
Yang sighed. "Well, nothing to do but for us girls to get into an orgy."
"WHAT?!" All the female characters shouted as Neptune secretly prepared himself to get involved.
"But who to have as the sole male?" Yang wondered.
Slowly, oh so slowly, all female heads turned towards Jaune.
The knight gulped. "U-Um, why are you all looking at me?"
The female population pounced the knight and made a man out of him, much to the jealously of the male populous…except Ren, because Nora pounced him to make a man out of him.
And so Remnant crashed into the Sun, exploding upon impact and killing all life on it.
Chuck and Segata patted themselves on the back for a job well done…then proceeded to beat the hell out of each other. Chuck performed his roundhouse kick (the one as strong as the Big Bang) and Segata punched at it with his mighty fist….
Once again, they were sent to another world…or worlds, as they had been separated this time.
Chuck Norris rubbed his head as he blinked to get his bearings. He found himself in an…odd place.
All the trees, rocks, and other materials had eyes, there were flying turtles, little people with mushrooms on their heads, and brown mushrooms with teeth and faces
"Wha…Where in the Sam hell am I?"
When he turned around, he found a little man in red and blue who looked Italian.
"It's a me! MARIO!"
Chuck Norris promptly snapped the neck of Nintendo's greatest character.
He then did a push-up, sending this world towards the Sun.
Patting himself on the back, he returned towards the tear in space-time to find wherever Segata landed.
Segata rubbed his head as he took in his surroundings.
He was in a forest, and there appeared to be people hopping down the trees towards him.
They each had a kunai in hand.
"By order of the Hokage, you are ordered to be taken to the Hidden Leaf Village, where you will be placed in-."
The man never finished his sentence, for Chuck Norris arrived, landing on the man and crushing him with deadly force.
"Found you."
Segata and Chuck got into fighting stances and fought each other, inadvertently killing the surrounding ninja as collateral damage.
During the middle of their fight, two extremely powerful ninja appeared: Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha.
"Let's take these two out quickly," Naruto said as he cracked his neck side to side. "I need to teach Boruto a technique."
"Whatever," Sasuke scoffed. "…Also, tell your son to stay away from my daughter."
"I think you're reading too much into it."
"I know the signs of a crush when I see one."
"No you don't."
"I already knew all the girls in our class, barring Hinata, were into me when we were younger."
"Fuck you Sasuke."
Chuck and Segata watched as the two life-long friends bantered with each other. Sighing, the two men of legend prepared to fight the strongest Shinobi of this world….
At least these two would pose a better challenge than those of Remnant.
Omake #6: Chibi
The cast of RWBY had just finished getting themselves chibified. They were now quite adorable and made people want to hug them.
Though they were having some difficulty getting two certain legends to go through the process.
"Come on Chuck and Segata~!" Ruby whined. "You two need to be chibified if this omake's supposed to work!"
Chuck and Segata did not budge.
Yang bumped her fists. "Don't make me make you guys go in there."
This brought out hysterical laughter from the two legends for three good minutes.
Blake sighed. "If they don't want to do it, we can't force them…like, literally we can't."
Weiss scoffed. "I beg to differ."
"What do you-?"
Weiss summoned her chibi glyphs and launched the two legends into the chibifier. She quickly shut the door and turned the machine on.
Many sounds were heard as the machine went to work. It appeared that there were some difficulties, but the job was being do-.
BOOM!
Never mind then.
The machine had exploded as it could not possibly convert the epicness of these two legends into Chibi format.
The two legends stepped out of the wreckage, completely fine and not chibified, yet their enraged expressions told them all they needed to know.
They were screwed.
"U-Um," Ruby stuttered. "Y-You wouldn't hurt little, sweet, adorable uses…would you?"
All chibi character performed extra cute pouts to try and sway the men of legends to forgive them….
All this did was enrage them further.
They then proceeded to beat the shit out of every Chibi character there.
Omake #7: Bets
RWBY and JNPR watched as Chuck Norris was about to exit a building.
"Fifty Lien says he does it," Yang bet.
Weiss humphed. "I'll triple that because there's absolutely no way he can do it."
The other members each bet only ten Lien because while they were sure he couldn't do it, they weren't about to take any chances.
Chuck Norris approached the revolving door stepped through it...
And slammed the revolving door shut!
Weiss could only gawk as Yang took her winnings and cheered loudly.
"H-How?"
"Because."
Weiss spun rapidly to find Chuck Norris looming over her.
"I'm Chuck Norris!"
He then grabbed Weiss's arm and judo flipped her a great distance. She screamed-.
CRASH!
Only to stop as she came crashing to the ground.
...
...
...
Chuck frowned. "Damn it."
Segata showed up with a smirk and held out his hand. Chuck grumbled as he handed the Defender of the Sega Saturn the amount agreed upon in their bet.
"Only I can perform the explosive judo flip," Segata stated sagely.
Chuck simply punched Jaune and left.
"Someone's a sore loser."
Jaune and Weiss could only groan in pain.
A/N: And there you have it. Hope you enjoyed these omakes.
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Tune in next time for the real chapter of Chuck and Segata Arrive in Remnant, where Chuck arrives at Beacon, and we see if Yang is alright.
LATERS!