Alright, so as promised here is my sequel of sorts to Fanboy Antics! This time I'm writing Varia and Quartet Night, so I really hope I got the characters right and that people will find this at least some what amusing.

Reiji Kotobuki was very confused. He was currently lying on the sidewalk wrapped up in wires in what had been a quiet neighborhood only minutes before. Today was his day off in a busy schedule of practices as Quartet Night had been preparing for a big comeback tour. Now he was heading back to the dorms once again where Ittoki and Tokiya would be waiting. However, his trip had been rudely interrupted when he was suddenly surrounded by a bunch of very strange men. The four of them had seemingly appeared out of nowhere. Wires had appeared from the cloak of one member who had ensnared him while the others looked on, the few light posts in the area leaving their faces in shadow. However, now that he was on the ground with his white fedora lying beside him, the man with long white hair suddenly began shouting at the others, disturbing the silent street.

"VOIIIII I told you morons to tag the guy with white hair, not a white hat!" shouted an irate man with long, white hair.

"Shishishi, the Prince follows orders from no one," replied a young man. He had blond bangs shadowing his eyes and a crown adorning his head to match his self-proclaimed title.

"Senpai, you hit the wrong target, you baka." Deadpanned the boy next to him. He was wearing a frog hat and seemed to show little emotions. This earned him a knife in the leg, at which he didn't even flinch.

"Next knife goes into your face, stupid kouhai." Bel replied with a smirk.

"Awwww, but this one is so much cuter than the original target! Can I just take this one for myself? Pleeaase?" Whined a very eccentric man with bright green hair who was wearing sun glasses though the sun was already down.

"Do you even have a brain, you trash? You can explain to the boss why we got the completely wrong person then, I don't feel like being target practice for him!" replied the swordsman, though they soon found their argument cut off by their prey who had been left on the sidewalk besides them.

"Ummm hey, why am I tied up again? My little kouhais will worry if I don't get back soon!" Reiji said with a pout. If there was one thing he had learned from his years living with his band members, it was the art of the perfect pouting face to break through their otherwise emotionless facades.

"The Prince commands silence from his prisoners, unless they want to play with his knives," at this Reiji was silent for a moment, before his face lit up with a mischievous smile.

"Ohhhh I get it, Ai-Ai set you guys up to this, didn't he? He's still upset that I forgot the sprinkles on his rainbow birthday cake, I knew it." Reiji said in disappointment, shaking his head, "though I didn't know he would be this upset about it, I guess I'm going to have step it up to a five tier cake next year instead of three."

"Fran thinks you're stupid," commented said frog hatted teen, still standing carelessly with a knife lodged in his leg, which he began to play with.

"Yeah, you're right, I should have made the backdrops myself for the dance numbers, what was I thinking?" replied Reiji, a disappointed frown marring his features.

"Ooohh, I want to see, you know Luss loves watching them idols sing and dance!"

"Well, I don't think it will be as good by myself though…"

"VOOIIII idiots, have you forgotten that boss is expecting us back in an hour with that marshmallow bastard- VOIIII don't attack me!" Squalo shouted as he suddenly found a cluster of knives zooming towards his face.

"Shishishi, but you voice was hurting the Prince's ears." The knives which had been heading towards the now absent Squalo instead found themselves embedded firmly in Fran's hat, which began to droop.

"Oww that hurt baka." stated Fran, who had been contemplating throwing the first knife off of a nearby bridge, and thus had not dodged.

"Well you should have avoided them you useless frog," Bel sneered, snatching his knife back from Fran's hands, as Squalo attacked the storm-flame user from behind.

Meanwhile Reiji had found the wires wrapped around him had slipped due to the Prince's distraction, leaving him free to move, though he didn't get far before he was snagged by Lussaria.

"Now sugar, let's hear that voice of yours!" the man squealed, beginning to fangirl in anticipation.

Reiji shook out his arms and cleared his throat, before starting into his song, singing over the background noise of the violent fighting commencing behind him between the other three. By the time he had hit the chorus, Squalo could be seen frozen mid-swing with Bel standing nearby, wires drooping to the pavement and knives gripped loosely in hand, with Fran standing stationary as before, knives still implanted in his hat. As he hit the last note, he had the assassins openly stunned, and had even managed to knock Fran's hat off. Taking a bow he casually strolled off, passing by a white-haired figure leaning against the wall hidden behind the corner with eyes closed and a broad smile on his face, bag of marshmallows forgotten on the pavement besides him.