I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this, I really don't. I just started watching the series and my hands moved on their own. Wait, you're probably wondering who I am. I'm Ashbel Longhart, famous for writing RWBY and the Amnesia Swordsman and The Wizard of Zero and His Little Sister. It's nice to meet you Fanfiction MLP readers. This is my first self-insert fic so go easy on me. Anyway, time for the disclaimer.

(Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. All rights go to Hasbro Studios. I just own this story and nothing more.)

Now, as a self-insert, you're going to see overly powered self-inserts like other fic. I'm no different, but I'm going to shorten that. I want to make my SI more realistic. In the future, expect some OP moments for my SI and expect elements from games for those OP moments. Hope you enjoy. And before I forget, this fic was inspired by The Warrior of Twilight's fic: A Journey Beyond Sanity. Forgive me if I make references to it.

Friendship 1: I'm a pony!?

Ow...What was the saying? Someone get the number on that truck? I have never been in so much pain since...never. I'm the type of guy that stays away from anything that might get myself hurt so being in so much pain is really surprising. Looks like god's being a bitch again, no offense to all christians out there. I open my eyes, but that became a big mistake when the rays of the sun hit my eyes, forcing my to wince in more pain and close my eyes. I hate mornings. I rub my eyes and found my arm to be incredibly soft for some reason.

"Look, he's waking up." I hear a voice, male and quite young.

"I can see that." Another voice spoke, this time female.

'Where are my glasses?' I thought, reaching out my hand until they came upon a familiar feel of thin metal. I put them on me and open my eyes slowly. The first thing I notice right away was that I was on the ground. Why the heck was I sleeping here. Last time I remember, I was sleeping in my bed, not outside on the dirt ground.

"What do you think we should do?" The first voice spoke.

"I don't know." The second voice spoke.

Once my eyes open completely, I turn to see who was talking. What I didn't expect was to see was multi-colored purple pony and a purple...dinosaur? To my further surprise, the pony open's mouth...and spoke.

"Hey, are you alright?"

My eyes widen and I screamed, "What the fuck!?" I got up to jump back, but I instantly fell to the ground instead, finding it incredibly to stand on my two legs.

"Whoa, easy there. We're not gonna hurt you." The purple dinosaur said. "By the way, we're in front of you.

Why the heck did he talk to me like I was a blind person? I mean, my eye sight isn't the best, but it's not so bad that I'm blind. "I'm not blind."

"Oh, sorry." The dinosaur apologized. "Your eye colored kinda fooled me."

I went to push myself up off the ground, but I noticed a 'clop' sound when my hand the ground. Looking, my eyes widen further when I saw a a hoof instead of my hand. Again, I screamed, "What the fuck!?" Sitting up, I stare at my hand turned hooves and realized that my entire lower part was that of a pony!

"Are you alright mister?" The tiny, purple dinosaur asked. "You look like you've never seen your body before."

"A mirror! Do you have a mirror!?" I asked.

"No, but we're nearby a stream-" The purple talking pony didn't get to say anymore as I dashed at a speed I didn't know I even had.

Quickly finding the stream, I looked at the water which was super clear and clean. I bet it'll taste refreshing. But I'm not here to talk about the water, I'm here to use it as a mirror. Reflecting off of the surface of the water, I see a face that I did not recognize. Is that...me!?

Taking a closer look, the reflection mimicking my action as I got closer look at what appears to be me, a pony. OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?

As a pony, I had black fur, the same shade of that of a crow. Inspecting to see my black hair, I instead saw short, sliver-white hair, spiked up and parted to the right. Looking even closer, I saw that my eyes had changed from brown to a silver color that made it look like I was blind. I guess that explains why the dinosaur talked to me like I was blind. Looking behind, I also had a tail, the same color and shade as that of my hair. If I had green eyes, I would have looked like pony version of Danny Phantom. I then opened my mouth and saw that my teeth were purely white and had the braces off. I wasn't supposed to take those off for another year or so. All in all, my new form had no traces of my original form. I also noticed that I looked kinda cartoony.

"Wha...how...why...when..." I tried to say something about my new form, but my sudden new appearance had stopped my brain from functioning properly.

"Are you alright?" Turning around, I see that the purple pony was the one that asked.

Physically, yes. Mentally, no. Wait a minute.

I stared with wide eyes at two. It's Twilight Sparkle and Spike from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! What're they doing here!?

"Hey, are you OK?" Twilight asked.

Did I ever mention that I watch anime and tokusatsu? Why am I telling you this? Well, I've developed habits of acting like the characters in those shows so the reason why I'm telling you this is because of this.

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"

"W-What's wrong!?" Twilight asked.

I didn't answer her as I could do nothing but stare at the two with wide eyes and a jaw open.

"I think he landed on his head when he fell." Spike said to the purple pony.

Wait, what? "I fell?"

The two of them looked at each other before Spike was the one to explain. "Well, me and Twilight here were on our carriage, minding our own business, when suddenly, there was this big flash of light and then, we saw you fall from the sky."

I stared at him in disbelief. "You're saying that I fell from the sky?" He nodded. "That's ridiculous."

"But it's true." Spike said, insisting that what he said was true. "Twilight saw it too, right?"

I turned to Twilight and she nodded. "We were pretty surprised. What was an Earth Pony like you doing up in the air?"

Wait, Earth Pony. I looked around myself and saw no wings so I can't be a Pegasus. I touched my head and felt no horn so I can't be a Unicorn and since I don't have either, there is no way I can be an Alicorn. Which means that the only thing I can be was an Earth Pony. How boring yet fitting.

Wait, she refered to me as an Earth Pony, a saying that should only be in the series. I then looked around my surroundings for the first time. Everything around me was animated! The trees, the mountains, even the stream was like a cartoon. That can only mean one thing. I was in the world of MLP! The thought brought a headache to my head as I grasped it and rubbed it to hopefully ease the pain.

"You don't look so well." Spike commented.

"Trust me, my little lizard friend, not looking so well i the least of my problems right now." I said.

"What do you mean?" The little dragon asked.

I sigh and then began to explain.

(One Explanation Later)

I had somehow gotten on the carriage Twilight and Spike had probably ridden on as we took off with two armored Pegasus pulling. Judging from this scene, I must be in the first episode, right at the beginning. Before we got on the carriage, I happen to notice a backpack containing some of my personal belongings. After I gotten done explaining, I waited for the their replies.

"So let me get this straight." Twilight said. You're not actually a pony..."

I nod.

"You're something called a human being..."

I nod again.

"From a planet called Earth..."

I nod a third time.

"Where non-sentient ponies exist..."

Another nod.

"In another universe."

"That's right." I confirmed.

"Do you actually expect me to believe that?" Twilight asked.

"Do you actually expect me to believe that I fell from the sky?" I countered.

"Point taken." Twilight said. "But how do you explain being a pony?"

"That I don't know." I said, looking at my hooves. "It's not like I chose to become a pony, an Earth Pony of all things, although, it does fit."

"How?" Spike asked.

"Human beings aren't exactly magical like Unicorns and Alicorns." I said. "In fact, magic doesn't even exsist."

"Then how do you survive most of the time?" Twilight asked.

"Through hard work and brain power." I said. "By the way, where are heading?"

"To a place called Ponyville." Spike answered, making Twilight slump against the carriage.

"What's wrong with her?" I asked, though I already knew what was wrong.

"Her mentor, Princess Celestia, has assigned Twilight to supervise the preporations for this year's Summer Sun Celebration." Spike explained.

"Okay, but I don't see the problem."

"Well, the thing is that she has to make friends while she's there." Spike said. "And I'd say it's about time she made some friends."

Twilight just groaned at him.

"So you're telling me that she's really going to Ponyville to make some friends while checking preparations for this Summer Sun Celebration." I said and he nodded. I commented on this when I watched the episode and I'm going to comment again. "That is the most stupidest reason I've ever heard."

Spike turned to me in surprise and Twilight perkered up her head.

"Who sends someone to some place he's never been to go and make some friends?" I asked. "She probably has better things to do."

"Finally, someone get's me!" Twilight said. "He's right, Spike, I have better things to do than making friends."

"And those things would be?" I asked, already knowing what she was going to say.

"Stopping the Mare on the Moon's return." Twilight said.

"Like I keep telling you Twilight, that's just an old pony's tale." Spike said.

"Mind telling me about this old pony tale?" I asked.

"It's basically a tale that says that a Mare on the Moon that was banished long ago on the moon by Princess Celestia herself and after a thousand years, she's supposed to return." Spike explained. "But it's just a story and not true."

Oh if only you knew Spike, if only you knew.

"It is so true." Twilight said. "After I get done with checking the preparations, I get to the library to find some proof on Nightmare Moon's return."

Oh, a library. I love libraries. It's quite and filled with books. What more does someone need in a library?

"But, when will you make some friends like the Princess said?" Spike asked Twilight.

"She said to check on preparations." Twilight said. "I am her student and I will do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends."

Oh, if only you knew Twilight, if only you knew-hey, we're here! We got off the carriage and Twilight thanked the Pegasus for helping us get here. Looking around, Ponyville looked just as nice as it was in the TV.

"Maybe the ponies of Ponyville have interesting things to talk about." Spike suggested as the one and only Pinkie Pie was walking towards us. She stopped right next to us when she saw Spike gesturing to her. "C'mon Twilight, just try."

Reluctantly and nervously, Twilight let out a "Hello?" to Pinkie.

As expected, Pinkie gasped and zoomed passed us, probably going to prepare a party for Twilight as she is knew in Ponyville.

"Well, that was interesting." I couldn't help but comment.

Spike sighs as Twilight walks away and me and Spike follow. As we walked, Spike got a a pencil and paper out of no where and said that the paper was the check list. First stop on the list, heading towards Sweet Apple Acres to go check the food for the celebration. It didn't take long to get to the form after we asked for some directions and let me tell you, the place looked amazing up close.

Just as we entered through the gates, we heard a "Yeehah!" and quickly turned our heads to see the one and only Applejack running towards an apple tree and kicked it, causing all the apples on it to fall down, every apple landing in a bucket and not a single one spilling. On a scale of one to ten, I gave Apple Jack a ten. Adjusting my backpack, I followed Twilight and Spike as we approached Applejack.

"Good afternoon." Twilight greeted. "My name is Twilight Sparkle-!" Whatever Twilight was about to say was forgotten as Applejack had suddenly grabbed her hoof and started to shake it at a very fast pace.

"Well howdy do Miss Twilight! A pleasure making your aquantence!" Applejack said. "I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do love making new friends."

"F-Friends!? A-A-Actually, I, uh..." Twilight tried to say something but the swinging of her hoof made her unable to say anything properly.

Applejack then turned to me after she let go of Twilight's arm which was still shaking. "And who might you be?"

Just as I was about to say something, I stopped. I forgot to make a name for my new pony form! Quick, think of something. After a few seconds, I replied with my new name. "Uh...Ash...Heart?" Looking back, the name I came up with was stupid. It's just an abbreviation of my FanFiction Author name.

"Well, it's a pleasure to meet you too." Applejack, grabbing my hoof and shaking it just as fast as Twilight's. "By the way, I'm right in front of ya."

"I can see you just fine. I'm not blind." I said.

"Oh, sorry. Yer eyes fooled me." Applejack apologized.

Why do I have a feeling that my eyes are going to become a running gag? She then stopped and I had Spike help me stop my shaking arm.

"So, what can I do yer for?" Applejack asked us.

"Ahem." Twilight cleared her thought before speaking. "I am here to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration. Are you in charge of the food?"

"We sure sugar are." Applejack said, talking about her and her family. "Would you care to sample some?"

"Sure, I guess." Twilight said.

Applejack then sped away and rang a triangle, calling for every pony that was part of the family, which were a lot. Before I could get out of the way, a stampede of ponies ran over us and brought us to a table. Applejack then appeared and introduced us to the Apple family while each pony brought over an apple treat. After Applejack had finished introducing the family, Twilight made an attempt to go, but the puppy eye no jutsu strikes again in the form of the youngest family member of the Apple family, Apple Bloom, making us all stay for brunch. Gotta say, the food was pretty good. With me there, I was able to help Twilight and Spike finish all of the food cause wasting food is a no, no in my books. Plus, Twilight escaped eating too much food.

After we had our fill, we left the farm and left to go meet the one who was in charge of clearing the clouds for today.

"There's supposed to be a Pegasus named Rainbow Dash clearing the clouds." Spike said as we looked up to see plenty of clouds in the sky.

"Well, she's not doing a very good job, now is she?" Twilight said.

"Twilight, you might want to step back." I said, getting out of the way of the incoming Pegasus.

"Why?" Twilight didn't get to say more as Rainbow Dash crashed into her, both of them crashing into a puddle of mud.

"S'cuse me." Rainbow Dash said, getting off of Twilight.

Twilight let a growl escape her mouth.

"Let me help get you clean." Rainbow Dash said before she flew away and came back a second later, mud free and with a rain cloud. She then got on it and started to hop on it, making a shower of water come out of the cloud, leaving Twilight soaking wet. "Whoops, guess I over did it."

"You think?" I said.

"How about this." Rainbow Dash then started to spin around Twilight at super fast speed, making a tornado. "My very own, one of a kind, Rainbow Dry!" That pun was horrible. "You don't have to thank me. It's the least I can do for accidentally-" What ever Rainbow Dash was about to say next was drowned out by her laughter, caused by Twilight's now messed up hair. Spike soon followed and I had to keep myself from joining, less I face Twilight's wrath later.

"You must be Rainbow Dash." I said, walking up to the laughing pair.

Hearing her name, Rainbow stopped laughing and got up. "The one and only. Why? You heard of me?"

"We heard you were supposed to be keeping the sky clear." Twilight said. She sighed before speaking again. "I'm Twilight Sparkle and the Princess sent me to check up on the weather."

Rainbow Dash then flew up and layed down on a cloud. "Yeah, yeah, don't worry about that. I'll do it in a sec. Just as soon as I'm done practicing."

"Practicing for what?" Twilight asked.

"The Wonder Bolts!" Rainbow gestured to a nearby poster, showing the Wonder Bolts. "They're going to be preforming at the Celebration tomorrow and I'm going to show them my sweet moves."

"The Wonder Bolts?" Twilight asked. "

"Yep." Rainbow replied.

"The most talented flyers in all of Equestria?" Twilight asked again.

"That's them." Rainbow replied again.

"Pff, please." Twilight said, making Rainbow turn to Twilight. "They'd never accept a Pegasus who can't even keep the sky clear for one measly day."

"Hey, I can clear this sky in ten seconds flat." Rainbow said.

"Prove it." Twilight challenged.

Rainbow then proceeded to clear all of the clouds hanging over Ponyvillie. And as luck would have for her, in ten seconds flat.

"See? What I say? Ten seconds flat." Rainbow said in a smug tone. "I'd never leave Ponyville hanging."

Twilight was too amazed at what she just saw to say anything. Me, I wasn't impressed. This pony has nothing on Sonic the Hedgehog.

"You should see the look on your face." Rainbow said. "Except for you black guy. You probably didn't see anything."

"I'm not blind!" I shouted. "I can see just perfectly."

"Really?" Rainbow said. "Sorry, the color of your eyes fooled me."

I looked annoyed at the blue and rainbow colored pony. Seriously, is this going to be a running gag!?

Rainbow looked at Twilight's expression again and chuckled. "You're a laugh, Twilight Sparkle. I can't wait to hang our some more."

Those words snapped Twilight back into reality. Rainbow Dash then flew away at top speed.

"She's amazing!" Spike said before playing with Twilight's messed up hair and chuckled.

I shrugged. "I've seen better."

Twilight then walked away, heading towards Town Hall.

"Wait. It's kinda pretty once you get used to it." Spike tried to cheer up Twilight.

'Yeah, if you live for disco.' I thought as I followed the two into the Town Hall.

Once in the Town Hall, I was impressed with the decorations. Oh yeah, we're here to check the decorations here. Only one pony comes into my mind when I think of decorations.

"Beautiful." Spike said, looking towards the one and only Rarity who was using her magic to look at different bows.

"Yes, the decor is coming along nicely. This'll be quick." Twilight said, talking about the decorations. "If all goes well, I'll be at the Library in no time."

"Yes, the place is beautiful." I commented. "But he wasn't talking about the decor, Twilight."

"The what was he talking about?" Twilight asked.

I just pointed my hoof and she saw Rarity for the first time getting here.

"How are my spines? are they straight?" Spike asked as little hearts were floating around him.

Me and Twilight rolled our eyes at him and we all walked up to the white Unicorn.

"Good evening." Twilight greeted.

"Just a moment please." Rarity halted Twilight before getting back to work. "I am, as they say, in the zone." She then took a look at a few more ribbons before deciding on a red one, tying it around a pole with her magic. "Now, hoe can I help you-AHHHH!" Rarity screamed when she took a look at Twilight's hair. "Oh my stars, Darling! What ever happened to your mane!?"

"Oh, you mean this?" Twilgiht said, taking a look at her hair. "It's a long story. I'm just here to check up on the decorations and I'll be out of your hair, no pun intended."

"Out of my hair? What about your hair?" Rarity asked, walking up to Twilight before pushing her to Rarity's house.

"Wait! Where are you taking me!?" Twilight asked. "Help! Spike! Ash! Anybody!?"

Spike was too loved struck to say anything while I didn't care as we both followed Rarity to her house.

"Oh, by the way. You, wearing the glasses, my house is not far from here. Just take a-"

"I'm not blind!"

(Minutes Later)

I watched from the sides as Rarity had Twilight wear all kinds of clothes. After a while, Rarity finally picked one outfit that looked pretty good on Twilight.

"Now, why don't you tell me where you're from." Rarity said as she began to tighten the outfit around Twilight, suffocating her.

"I've...been...sent...from...Canterlot!" Twilight managed to say, needing air badly.

"Huh?" Rarity then accidentally stopped tightening the outfit, making both ponies fly, but they recovered quickly. "Canterlot! I am so envious. The glamor, the satisfaction, I've always dreamed of living there! I can't wait to hear all about it!" She then snuggled up to Twilight. "We are going to the best of friends, you and I!"

Her words did not bring a happy expression to Twilight's face. Rarity then realized something about the outfit she gave to Twilight.

"Emerald!? What was I thinking." She then walked away. "Let me get you some rubies!"

"Quick, before she decided to dye my coat a new color!" Twilight said as she made a brake for it.

Seeing as Spike was still in a daze, I grabbed him and lifted him up to my back and ran after Twilight. Once we had made it outside, Twilight had abandon the outfit and I gave Spike to her.

"Wasn't she wonderful?" Spike sighed.

"Focus Romeo." I said, taking the list from him.

"What's next on the list?" Twilight asked.

I checked and replied. "Music. Good news is that it's the last one."

Twilight smiled at that. Suddenly, we heard the chirping of birds. Curious, we went to check where it was coming from and saw a ton of birds chirping with the one and only Fluttershy supervising them.

"O-Oh my." Fluttershy said, noticing that one of the birds was out of sync. "Everyone, can you please stop?" The birds did as she said and she went up to the one that was out of sync, a bluejay. "Uh...excuse me sir. Not to be rude, but your rhythm is just a tiny bit off." Wow. I've never seen someone so gentle to animals, I guess that was one reason why so many people liked her. I know I do. "Now, follow me please. A one, a two, a one, two, thre-!"

"Hello!" Before she could begin, Twilight interrupted her by greeting her, scaring away the birds. "Oh my, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to frighten your birds. I'm just here to check up on the music and it's sounding beautiful."

"She's right, it sounded great." I said.

"See? Even he agrees." Twilight said.

Fluttershy flew down to us and awkwardly swung her hoof, making Twilight smile nervously at her.

Wanting to break the awkwardness in the air, Twilight introduced herself. "I'm Twilight Sparkle. What's your name?"

"Um...I'm Fluttershy."

"Come again? I didn't quite hear you." Twilight asked.

"Um..my name is fluttershy." Dang, I didn't know someone's voice could get that low.

"I didn't quite catch that." Twilight said.

Fluttershy responded again but what came out was nothing a a squeak. Meanwhile, the birds have returned.

"Well, it looks like your birds are back." Twilight pointed out. "So I guess everything is in order. Keep up the good work."

Fluttershy just let out a low squeak again.

A~wkward! Shyness at it's finest.

We both then walked away, meeting up with Spike.

"Well, that was easy." Twilight commented.

'I wouldn't be so sure my dear.' I thought as I stepped out of the way of the soon in coming Pegasus.

"A baby dragon!" I the watched as Fluttershy shoved Twilight out of the way to get a better look at Spike. "Ohhh! I've never seen a baby dragon before! He's sooo cute!"

"Cute isn't a word I would use to define him." I said, helping Twilight up.

"Thank you." Twilight thanked me for helping her up.

"Don't mention it." I replied.

"Well, well, well..." Spike casted us a smug look, one I would happily wipe off, but I refrained myself from any violence like I normally do. Plus, he just a kid.

"Oh my, he talks too." Fluttershy said. "I didn't know dragons could talk. That's so incredibly wonder I...don't even know what to say."

Well, there's a lot of things we don't know about dragons by dear. Twilight then used her magic to pick up Spike and put him on her back.

"Well, I think we better be going." Twilight said.

We then walked away, but Fluttershy followed us.

"Wait. What's his name?" Fluttershy asked.

"I'm Spike." Spike introduced himself.

"Hi Spike." Fluttershy greeted before turning towards me. "I don't think I got your name."

"Ash Heart." I replied. "It's nice to meet you."

"It's, uh, nice to meet you too." Fluttershy said nervously. "Um...not to be rude, but...are perhaps-"

"If you're going to ask if I was blind, the answer is no, I can see just perfectly." I quickly responded.

"I see." Fluttershy said before turning back to Spike. "If you don't mind me asking, what do dragons do?"

"What do you want to know?" Spike asked.

"Absolutely everything." Fluttershy said, making Twilight groan.

Spike then proceeded to talk about himself from being an egg up until today and before I even knew it, it was already dawn. Time sure moves fast here.

"And that's the story of my whole entire life." Spike finished. I'm surprised Fluttershy didn't get bored of his talking. "Well, up until today. Do you want to hear about today?"

"Oh yes please." Fluttershy asked.

Before Spike could even begin to talk again, Twilight turned around to face Fluttershy as we had arrived at Twilight's new home and let me tell you, the place was huge!

"I'm so sorry. How did we get here so fast?" Twilight said. "This is where I'm staying while in Ponyville and mt poor baby dragon needs his sleep."

"No I don't!" Spike said before Twilight pushed him off.

"Aww, look at that." Twilght said. "He's so sweepy he can't even keep his wittle balance."

Fluttershy then scooped up Spike into her hooves. "Poor thing. We must simply get you into bed." She then entered Twilight soon-to-be home, but Twilight quickly followed and pushed Fluttershy out.

"Yes, yes. We'll get right on that." Twilight said. "Well, good night." She then closed the door. Rude much? I then realized that I didn't have a place to stay. Shit! What am I gonna do!? Wait, I know! I can ask Twilight if I can crash with her. Just when I was about to knock on the door, I heard the sounds of a party. Pinkie Pie must have started Twilight's welcoming party. Well, I'm out of here. I don't do well with parties, they make me nervous, and besides, a library is supposed to be quite for god sake!

"Aren't you going to join the party?" Fluttershy asked as she was about to step into the library.

"No thank you. I don't do well with parties." I replied before I walked away.

Now where do I go from here? I don't have a place to stay and if memory serves me right, Nightmare Moon was supposed to appear in the Town Hall a couple hours from. Wait...the Town Hall! I can go there and wait there until the rest of the ponies of Ponyville come over. With that thought in mind, I then headed towards the Town Hall.

(Town Hall)

As soon as I got to my destination, it was already nighttime. Seriously, time here moves fast! I then enter the building, unexpectedly meet the major of Ponyville.

"Well, I didn't expect to see anypony here this early. I thought everypony in town was having fun at Miss Pinkie's party." The Major said.

I shrugged and walked in. "Parties aren't really my thing."

The Major looked t me from top to bottom. "I've never seen a pony like you inn town before. You must be new here."

"Is it that obvious?" I asked, a brow raised.

"Ponyville is a quite town, it rarely gets any visitors." The Major said. "Would you mind introducing yourself?"

"Uh, sure." I said. "My name is Ash Heart. It's nice to meet you."

The Major chuckled at my manners. "Aren't we the gentlecolt? I am the Major of Ponyville and as it's major, I welcome you to Ponyville. You've arrived at just the right time, Mr. Heart. The Summer Sun Celebration is being hosted right here in this very town, tonight."

"Then I guess it's a good thing I arrived here early." I said.

"I must say, it is impressive how you're able to be here." The Major said for some reason. "It must have been difficult to get here, being blind and all."

"I'm not blind!" I replied without thinking.

"You aren't?" The Major said. "I'm so sorry, the color of your eyes fooled me."

OK, now I know this is becoming a running gag. To the person who gave me my new eyes, go fuck yourself. The Major then left, probably going to prepare for Celestia's arrival. Oh, how I feel sorry for her that she'll never come until the next episode. Speaking of the show, what am I gonna do when Nightmare Moon finally arrives? I can't exactly do anything in this Earth Pony form and I'm not exactly the bravest or strongest of people back on Earth so what good am I to the cast? Bringing up another question, why and how was I brought here into this world? And as a pony? I thought that sort of stuff only happens in Anime, Manga's, and Fanfiction? Whatever the case, I gotta find a way back home. My family must be worried sick about me.

I must have been thinking longer than I thought cause now, tons of ponies are entering the building, taking a seat on the ground. As soon as I saw Twilight and Spike enter, I called out to them, waving a hoof. "Twilight! Spike! Over here!" They heard my call and walked over to me, well Twilight did, Spike was riding on her back. "Good to see you two again. Make any friends Twilight?" I said the last part teasingly.

Twilight groaned at my question. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie dashed next to Twilight out of no where.

"Isn't this exciting!" Pinkie Pie asked. "Are you excited cause I'm excited and I've never been so excited, well except the time when I saw you in town and went *gasp!*, but really who can top that?" She then noticed me for the first time and gasped. "I've never seen you before! And if I've never seen you before that means you're new in town! Oh, I'm going to throw you a huge party later!"

I cursed inwardly. Maybe I should have stayed away from Pinkie Pie for a little longer? Suddenly, the sounds of birds chirping caught not only me, but everyb-everypony's attention. After the birds were done chirping, a spotlight landed on the Major.

"Fillies and gentlecolts." The Major said. "As Major of Ponyville, it is my greatest pleasure to announce the beginning of the Summer Sun Celebration!"

Everypony cheered at that except for me, Twilight, and Spike.

The Major then continued. "In just a few moments, our town will witness the magic of the sunrise and celebrate this, the longest day of the year!"

Longest? More like the shortest to me.

"And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land..." I noticed that Twilight had glanced up at the sky. I glanced up as well and saw that four stars had joined together at the moon. "The very pony that gives us the sun and the moon each and everyday..." Here it comes. I brace myself for what was about to happen any second. "The good, the wise, the bringer of Harmony to all of Equestria, Princess Celestia!"

Rarity then moved the curtains aside to reveal...nothing. Well, that's just fucking great. Shit is about to hit the fan.

"This can't be good." Twilight said. I second that.

Seeing the non-present Celestia ignited shock and confusion among the crowd of ponies as they looked up at a taken back Rarity on the highest balcony staring into nothing.

"Remain calm everypony." The Major said. "There must be a reasonable explanation for this."

Trust me Miss Major, there is an explanation, but it had nothing to do with reason.

"Oh, oh, I love guessing games!" Pinkie Pie said, jumping around. This isn't a game Pinkie!

"She's gone!" I heard Rarity exclaimed from above, igniting more gasps among the ponies.

"She's good." Pinkie said, making me face palm, or...hoof.

"Everyone out of the building! Now!" I yelled but Pinkie's shocked yell interrupted me. Oh what now!? I looked back up at the balcony, gritting my teeth as every fur on my body stood up when I saw the first sign of purple glittering mist. I know only one kind of pony who has that mist.

Out of the mist, came the one and only Nightmare Moon herself. Having just started to watch the series, I can still remember her perfectly. Black body, blue armor on her head and chest, a blue misty mane and tail, a crescent moon on her rear end as her cutie mark (which reminded me that I have yet to check out my own, but I'll do that later), and finally, turquoise eyes with narrowed irises looking down at us ponies.

I cursed inwardly again when she appeared. I also saw Spike faint. Dramatic much?

"Oh my beloved little subjects." Nightmare spoke in a calm tone. "It's been so long since I've seen your precious little sun-loving faces."

I actually prefer both sun and moon, thank you very much.

"What did you do with our princess!?" I heard Rainbow Dash's voice demanded. You know, what did happen to Celestia? She never appeared until the end of episode two.

Nightmare Moon laughed evilly. "Why? Am I not royal enough for you?"

"No, not really." I muttered under my breath.

"Don't you know who I am?" A villain with a cliché evil laugh? "Does my crown not count now that I've been imprisoned for a thousand years?" I don't see a crown on that head of yours. "Did you not recall the legends?" Me and Twilight did. "Did you not see the signs?" Again, me and Twilight did.

"I did!" Twilight shouted, walking away from me and stepping out of the crowd. Well, it's about fucking time! I noticed the other ponies cowering away, leaving me, Twilight, and a passed out Spike out in the open. "And I know who you are. You're The Mare on the Moon, Nightmare Moon!"

Everyone, but me gasped.

"Well, well, well." Does every villain say that? I just noticed now. "Somepony remembers me. Then you must also know why I'm here."

Everypony in the room looked at Twilight, expecting her to have the answer. "You're here to...to..." Did she just gulp? Okay that's it, I think it's about time I step in.

"Your here to bring eternal night to all of Equestria." I yelled out, walking up next to Twilight who looked at me surprisingly.

"What do we have here?" Nightmare said, talking like I was something she had never seen before. "Another pony that remembers me?"

"That's right." I said, wondering if I was always this brave. "The name's Ash Heart, Nightmare Moon, or I should I call you former Princess Luna, the sister of Princess Celestia!"

Everyon-everypony in the room gasped at my claim. Seriously, in it's a book, how do these ponies not know that!?

"You're well informed, aren't you?" Nightmare Moon said, a bit impressed that I knew so much about her. "That's pretty impressive for a blind pony."

Seriously!? Even her!? "I'm not blind!" Now I know how Edward Elric feels when people call him short.

Nightmare Moon ignored my outburst and laughed evilly again. "Remember this day little ponies, as if it were your last. From this moment forward: the Night will last forever!" This was followed by excessive lightning, her blue mane rising like a tornado that covered the ceiling, and even more evil laughter.

I turned to Twilight. "You got a plan?"

She shook her head. "Not a single one."

Well, then we're fucked.

TO BE CONTINUED...

And done! So, was it good? Bad? This is my first time writing a MLP fanfic so I wouldn't know. I hope you all liked it. I watched a few more episodes of MLP and I think I'm starting to become a brony. So, since I am, here come's the brohoof.

*In coming brohoof*

This has been Ashbel Longhart here with his third story, signing out. I'll see you bronies later.