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A Compromising Situation

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She glanced around at the forest around her, bushes and trees blurring together as she ran.

She blinked quickly, slight out of character worry settling into her heart. She had no idea where Gideon was, no idea if he was okay. Though she knew he was smart and resourceful and she probably had no reason to worry, her thoughts did nothing to ease her swirling emotions.

After all, Gideon wasn't exactly the fittest kid around.

Nor was he exactly graceful. He still ran into the knob of the door nearly every morning on his way to the bathroom.

Her ribs expanding with her gasps, Pacifica could feel the fire that only came from exhaustion run up and down her legs. Dodging another tree, she tried to will herself to go faster, push herself harder. Arms pumping wildly at her sides, she felt her sweater fan out with each movement, neon and obvious against the muted forest background.

Not that camouflage would exactly help her in her current situation, that is.

Behind her, she could clearly hear the hiss of a distinctly male voice catching up to her. She could practically feel his burning gaze on the back of her neck.

She could sense magic trying to collect at her body to halt her. She wouldn't let him get the chance.

Turning sharply to the right, Pacifica silently wished she didn't join Gideon on his monster hunt. Wished that she didn't stop him.

How were they to know that the nefarious Pines' Twins were in the forest collecting...whatever it was?

Pacifica let a hiss of her own escape her clenched teeth. Narrowing her eyes, she pumped her limbs even more, desperate to get away.

She felt the ghost of a hand grasp at her backside.

Pacifica let out a squeak and tried to run faster, only to trip over a root and come crashing down.

Dipper, not expecting the girl he was chasing to trip, fell down as well.

Right on top of her.

Groaning, Pacifica tried to get up, only to find herself pinned down by the psychic boy.

Letting out another squeak, she struggled to pull herself out from underneath the boy to no avail. He was a complete dead weight on her and as much as she thrashed trying to throw him off, he seemed to stay.

It didn't take Dipper long to get back to his senses. Rubbing his head, he growled with pain, slowly pulling himself to a kneeling position, only to have his knees dig into something soft. Much softer than the ground had to be.

Looking down, Dipper realized he was successfully straddling the blonde nuisance, knees on either side of her stomach as he sat on her warm hips. Staring down into her flushed face, both their eyes met, blue on blue.

Her eyes, clear and bright as the open sky, were darkened with exhaustion and obvious fear. The two seemed to stare at one another for several minutes, not entirely sure what to do or say in such a position.

As Dipper stared down, enjoying the panic that radiated from her, Pacifica stared into the chips of ice that were his eyes. Cold, calculating, with just a touch of instability, Pacifica decided right then and there that Dipper was much, much, much scarier than his twin sister.

A twisted smile made it's way onto Dipper's face and many things happened at once.

Pacifica thrashed underneath him once again, trying to kick him off to the best of her ability while simultaneously lifting her arms to push him off. Unfortunately for her, however, Dipper seemed to know exactly what her not-thought-out plan had been and roughly pinned her arms down with his hands.

Letting out a hiss that would make even the toughest of alley cats cringe in fear, Pacifica struggled helplessly against the boy. It wasn't that Dipper was physically strong or anything; on the contrary, the evil twin was a bit on the scrawny side. However, with all his weight on her along with the better position, he easily overpowered her.

"Now, now, what do we have here?" He hissed at her a second later. "What were you doing spying on me and my sister?"

"We weren't spying on you! It was a coincidence!" She responded. She could feel the heat radiating off his body, making her sweat run even faster.

"Likely story." He scoffed. "Now tell me the truth."

"That is the truth, you crazy! Now get off me!"

Dipper gave her a dark smirk. "Oh? I don't think so. I'm rather comfortable here, actually. I think I'll stay."

Pacifica couldn't help herself; she flushed. Whether it was because she was in a compromising position with a boy or the way he stared her down with such intensity, she didn't know...and quite frankly, she didn't want to know. Your not supposed to be attracted to your enemies, after all!

Not that I'm attracted. No, definitely not! He's evil! He's tried to kill me and Gideon multiple times! She thought.

Yet, despite her own denial, Pacifica knew that thinking on the logical side of things was never her gig. She shook her head violently, grateful for her already reddened skin.

"So you're just going to sit on me all day?" She asked, tearing her eyes away from his to stare out into the forest.

"Of cou-" Dipper cut his own voice off, coughing slightly. Peeking up at him, Pacifica note that he too had turned away from her. He looked...vaguely flustered.

She smirked a little bit. It wasn't every day she saw the psychic show emotion.

"So what were you saying, Dipper?" Pacifica said, as innocent as innocent could be.

Dipper growled and swung his head to look back at her. Eyebrows furrowed, he continued to glare at her for a few moments before finally sighing.

"So, all this was just a coincidence?" He muttered, tone laced with hatred.

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

Scowling at her, the boy rolled off her hips and immediately straightened himself back up, brushing out the wrinkles and dirt that had collected in his clothes.

Pacifica slowly sat up. Her hips felt strangely cold without the weight and that fact made her cheeks flush with color once again. She quickly scrambled to her feet.

"Well, since this is all just a misunderstanding, I better go find Gideon! Make sure he's okay and all..." She scratched the back of her neck, suddenly nervous. If Dipper noticed her change of character, he didn't comment on it.

"Hope he's okay, for your sake. Mabel likes to break her toys, after all." He sneered.

"I'm confident he's fine!" Pacifica cried out, placing two hands on her hips while giving a bright smile.

The boy quickly turned around and stalked away. "Yeah. Whatever. Just don't come near us again." He huffed, ignoring the own burning of his cheeks.

Pacifica watched as the trees swallowed up the lanky shape, leaving her all alone.

"Now, where did Gideon run off to?"

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And I said I'd never try writing romance...

I need to stop lying to myself.

Okay, so this is a thing now. I feel like I'm posting a lot in a very short amount of time, especially since I'm starting something like this even though I already have two multi-chapter fics to work on. Ah, well. Can't kill the plot bunnies. They're too cute.

Anyways! I love the Reverse AU and I really like Dipifica. And Reverse!Dipifica is the best Dipifica in my opinion and there's not enough Reverse!Dipifica so this was born. I have no clue when I'll update or anything. I'll update what a type and I'll type if I get an idea or if someone gives a prompt.

By the by, this probably won't be super duper fluffy or romantic mainly because I have no idea how to write romance and, though I'm almost a senior in high school, has never dated anyone or have been on a date. I'm still deciding whether or not I should be proud or ashamed of this fact.

Anyways, hopefully I'll get better at this whole romance stuff as I write this. Practice makes better, as my band director says.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed and thank you for reading!