What. The Actual. Fuck

The Companions plus one were now standing in front of Vault 101. Thanks to the Strangers great directional skills, they were their in no time. No time as in, 3 FUCKING DAYS!. And great directional skills as in... EVERY SINGLE WAY HE PICKED WAS DECIDED BY ENI MEENIE MINIE FUCKING MO

"Why... Was it so hard... To find this place. Even Six... Had better. Directional skills... And even with his map... He was FUCKING USELESS!" panted out Cass as she sat down with everyone following her lead except the Stranger and Lily.

"I do apologize-

"Fuck your apology dude" snapped Veronica frustratedly. She loved to punch things just as much as the next girl. But 12 Deathclaws, 3 Behemoths, 20 Ghouls and a couple of Fire Ant nest plus 4 packs of raiders would frustrate anyone.

"I am sorry. I could not remember the right way"

"Fu-

"Cass" said Arcade softly. "It's a simple misunderstanding. Now, Stranger. Lead the way"

"Of co-

"Wait... Need a break" interrupted Raul tiredly as he laid in the dirt. They all relaxed for at-least 5 minutes before moving again. Veronica complained that she was too tired but Cass ordered her and kept kicking her sides until she would get up. It hurt her foot like hell but still, as energetic as Veronica could be. She could also be lazy.

"Okay, okay" said Veronica as she rose from her resting place.

"Ow, my old bones" groaned Raul as he laid on the ground. Cass then kicked his side... Hard. "Ow, my torso" moaned Raul as he also rose. Once everyone was up they followed the Stranger in. 10 minutes of searching later and they came across the Overseers room. They had searched the entire place and this room was the last.

"Hey Stranger" Asked Boone as something clicked in his mind. "Didn't you say other people were here?". Everyone turned to look expectantly at the Stranger... But he was gone

"What the hell!" shouted Cass as she looked around. No sign of the man.

"Dick move" muttered Veronica as she stared at the door of the Overseers office. She then mindlessly opened it and wondered inside, everyone following her lead.

"What is this" asked Arcade as he walked upto the device.

"Could be a weapon" said Raul carelessly... Everyone just shrougged.

"Come on, let's get outta here and try finding Si- WHAT THE FUCK!" screamed Cass as her and everyone else was sucked in through the device... Dissappearing into a void of blackness. Then everything went dark.


"Ow, my everything" moaned Raul as he laid on the... 'Soft ground?" thought Raul before he leapt up and stared at the... 'Grass?'. Then he strated taking in his surroundings. "Trees?" he questioned outloud. "Arcade is going to go crazy when he see's all... This" said Raul fearfully as something clicked for his old mind. Where were the others?

"Owwwww, turn off the light" groaned a familliar female voice. Veronica.

'Oh thank god' thought Raul as he turned around and saw Veronica leaning up against the tree with her hand out.

"You gonna help?" asked Veronica as Raul made his way to her.

'Today is gonna suck'


"Ow, my back" groaned Cass as she rose from the concrete beneath her. When she opened her eyes she saw Boone standing and overlooking something. 'We must be pretty high' she thought.

"Finally up?" asked Boone without turning to her.

"Yeah, why. What's up?" she asked, standing up and soon on her feet.

"Check it out" he said as he gestured for Cass to stand next to him. "Better then Vegas" Boone muttered under his breath. She was now standing next to him and her jaw dropped at what she saw. People, actual normal people. People without weapons, not worrying about anything. Just passing eachother. And the buildings looked undamaged and still had power running through each one.

"What. The actual. Fu-mmph" said Cass as Boone covered her mouth.

"Shhhh" he said before pointing at the back of them. "Sniper out" he whispered as he slowly crawled over to where he heard a noise.

"It's a dock" said Cass dumbly. Only reason she said it dumbly was because it looked perfect, really good condition. And the boats were still able to work.

"Their" he gestured with a hand signal. She grabbed out her Sniper Rifle (Yes, their will be some weapons I didn't mention) and zoomed in on where he was pointing.

"Hostage situation"


If you asked Jaune how his day was going. He would say pretty darn good, his team was all training and now he had some time to kill and could read the latest installment of "Red vs Blue: Blood Gulch Chronicles". It was a very immature, but popular and very funny comic series. In the next week it was going to be a television show, so Jaune was having a good day.

"MOTHER OF OUM, WHAT THE HELL!" screamed Jaune (Yes, like a girl) as a blue beast and a doctor teleported into his team room. He instantly froze in fear as he saw that they were indeed... Armed. 'Okay, Jaune. Your a hunter, grab your blade and arrest them. No, actually, run away to Ozpin or a nearby tea-

"That was... Unexpected" said the docter as he was the first one to get up. Jaune instantly grab his sword out and aimed it at the doctor.

"S-S-Sir... Don't mo-move" stuttered Jaune 'dammit Jaune, keep it toge-

"Ahem, please. Refrain from pointing your blade at me young man or else I will not hesitate to shoot" said the doctor as he gestured with his head for Jaune to look down. What he saw wasn't very pleasent, a gun aiming for his heart. Jaune instantly put his blade away. "Thank you, you are civilized" he said as he too put his gun away. "I am Arcade and this is my associate Lily. Would you like to tell me where I am and more importantly... Where I can find my friends"


"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT VERONICA!" shouted Raul as he and Veronica were running away from a giant, white Radscorpion.

"SHUT UP, I GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL!" she shouted in response before stoping and quickly twisting her body around allowing for her fist to connect with the creatures face. Crack. You could here the impact, but it didn't die. It was blown back.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" shouted Raul as he akimboed ihis Revolvers and started shooting. The shots seemed to be damaging the beast and holding it back. 'What did I do to get paired with this one, God'

"KEEP FIRING" shouted Veronica as she started sprinting for the beast and landing a solid uppercut to the beasts chin. She didn't stop, she started slamming away as the beast kept moving. Hit after hit until the thing went limp.

"Now that thats done. Those black Deathclaws are coming" warned Raul as he gestured to the pack of 20 black Deathclaws.

"Wheres the others when you need them, am I right?"... Raul just gave her a blank look before responding

"Maybe if you didn't think you could kill that thing in one hit, this wouldn't of happened"

"Shut up and start firing" ordered Veronica "No need to blame people" she said before grabbing out her Carbine and opening fire, with Raul doing the same.


"DIE LEGION SCUM!' screamed Boone as he kept firing atthe fast moving red hood while Cass fired at the one with the bow.

"SHUT UP BOONE!" shouted Cass over the rounds coming out of her Rifle. 'Why did I get the maniac with the color "Red" as his trigger'.

"DAMMIT, WHY AREN'T THEY DYING!" screamed Boone as he reloaded his Hunting Rifle. He is sure that he got a direct headshot on the girl with a bow, but she pulled a Six, leapt back up and started attacking the guy with orange hair and his friends. The "Legion Whore" as he called the red one was shot through the chest but got up and started dashing around so fast even he could'nt get a clear shot.

'Where are you Six'


"What do you mean" answered Arcade as he stood in front of a man named Ozpin. "Where is America, I don't wanna stay here any longer. Do you have any operational boats" he was starting to get frustrated.

"I apologize, but maybe if you could calm down"

"CALM DOWN!' shouted Arcade as he was feed up with this guy. "YOUR TRYING TO TELL ME AMERICA DOESN'T EXIST!"

"We have never heard of an 'America'" replied Ozpin, taking a sip of his mug's contents.

"The what country is this, then?" asked Arcade.

"First, tell me about your place called 'America'".

A/N - I know, what are weak way of getting them to Remnant. Please forgive my incompetence (Did I spell that right, and use the word right?). But I couldn't think of any other way. Please tell me how I did with the combat. Please be sure to follow, favorite and review. Sorry for the late update aswell (If it was late). I recently got a new Xbox One and got a copy of Destiny and am now addicted. But I will try not being late, again, I apologize.

Guest Reviews

mastermind - Thank you. And I didn't know of any cowboy suit for Raul?

Guest - I appreciate the honesty, and I must agree. It was to much, wasn't it. And please forgive for the short chapters, from now I. They will be as long as I can possibly do