The secret mission.

"So this is it?" Naruto asked annoyed as he looked a high school named Kuoh.

"Yeah, it is." Shikamaru responded with his usual lazy fair attitude as he crossed his arms in front of him. He was wearing a light blue t-shirt with his clan's emblem on the front and black jogging pants. While Naruto was wearing an orange tracksuit almost identical to his usual, the only difference being instead of black it was a very dark blue colour, nearly black.

They were both standing in front of Kuoh Acadamy, a school they had enrolled into, and were to join tomorrow.

"I still can't believe granny Tsunade want me to go undercover in a school" Naruto emphasized the last, clearly terrified like it was the bane of all existence "I mean, I only passed the test because you managed to sneak me the answers during the test." Naruto swung wildly with his arms to emphasize his point, beginning to walk down the road with Shikamaru only muttering "troublesome" before answering properly.

"First of; you asked to be on the team, to explore this new world. Second; because here people our age are still in school-" Naruto jaw seemed to make a hole in the ground by this information. -"and also because you are so loud, you would ruin a stealth mission that the higher ranking shinobi are taking." Shikamaru explained, easily ignoring the affronted look Naruto threw in his direction.

"Look at the bright side, you are at least allowed to wear your orange clothes outside of school, while I'm not allowed to wear my west" the lazy shinobi added, trying to cheer his hyperactive friend up. It didn't quite work.

"But not ALL the time, have you not seen those uniforms we need to wear? They don't have a shred of orange on them" Naruto exclaimed while crying a river of tears. Shikamaru sweat dropped by his friend's attitude, but it still brought a slight smile to his face, then he noticed something in the corner of his eyes and came to a complete stop. Naruto walked a few feet before noticing his lazy genius friend had stopped.

"What is it?" the blond asked curious as to why they stopped, and looked at what had grabbed Shikamarus attention. With big red bold letters stood `Pizza Hut´

"We should buy something to eat for us and our team." Shikamaru answered the question.

"Why not ramen?"

"Because we need to try something new, and no complaints. As second in command I was told to find something to eat."

Instead of answering, Naruto pouted and looked at Shikamaru like he had just been told to only eat vegetables for the rest of his life.

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"I take everything back on what I said to you back there in Pizza Hut, this is awesome." Naruto apologised to Shikamaru as he begun devouring his third pizza. Shikamaru only nodded in acceptance, even though Naruto had his back turned, Shikamaru knew he had sensed it, but his eyes never left the shogi board as he moved one of his silver generals.

Yamato silently cursed under his breath at his opponent's move, and moved a knight to counter it.

Ino was lying in one of the cushions while the number of sweat drops on her face only grew as she continued to look through a magazine with the latest fashion on this still alien planet, and the only thoughts running through her head were "what is up with some of these things?"

On the other sofa Naruto and Sakura were finishing the last of the pizza while watching a TV show, but they did not seem to notice the mountain of empty pizza boxes on the table between them and the TV.

"Checkmate."

If Yamato was disappointed or angry about losing, then he didn´t show it, he simply rose on his feet, catching the attention of the rest in the room. Then he turned his attention to his squad of young, but elite ninjas and proceeded addressed to them all.

"Now we are done with all the food." He inwardly flinched on how much all those pizzas must have cost, lucky the five shinobi villages founded this operation. "I'll go over the details of the mission one last time." He let his gaze travel between each individual in the room, satisfied none was going to interrupt he continued. "Most of our ninjas who are here, are here to observe this unknown world and gather as much intel and technology as possible. Especially their technology, because they don´t have chakra, their technology has advanced far beyond what we have seen before. This is a joint operation between all the great shinobi villages, and everything discovered is shared." Yamato fell silent to let the information sink in. They already had had this briefing multiple times, so there were no need for them to interrupt him. "But our mission is different, because when we began to research this world, it did not take long before we realized that even though the majority of the population is unable to use chakra, there are clearly some who show promise of having some kind of abilities, though not chakra. We have come to believe that people who seem to hold some abilities, live in their own separate factions, though, at this point noting has been proven." Yamato let his eyes wander across the individuals one last time before beginning to wrapping up the meeting "Our mission is to observe the ones apparently residing in Kouh Academy, but try to avoid exposing yourself, each one of you is picked for a special reason. Yes, Naruto?" the Wood User finished before noticing Naruto's hand waving in the air.

"Why are we not allowed to use jutsu? I get that we could be seen, but why not when we are alone?" a sigh passed through the room. Of course Naruto would not understand the first explanation they were given they got the seal. That was when Sakura went into "sensei mode" and began explaining.

"I will make it as simple as I can to get it through you tick skull." Ignoring Naruto's insulted cry she continued. "Imagine your body to be a light lamp in the middle of a dark room, the light is your chakra, and the seal is a piece of cloth that you wrap it around the lamp, so no light gets through."

"Why a dark room?"

"I'm getting there, so shut up." Sakura snapped "-but since the seal is still experimental, if you use a jutsu, it will be like you shake the lamp and the cloth falls of." Sakura let it sink in before continuing. "And because you are in the middle of a dark room everyone in the room will notice you because of the sudden change of light. Understood?" Sakura finished her explanation and was very satisfied with the nod of understanding that Naruto responded with.

"There will be a sealing team arriving here tomorrow to place the same seal in the garden, allowing you to train so you don't become dull during this long term mission." Yamato cut in. "I suggest you get some sleep now. You need be refreshed when you start at school tomorrow." he finished with a far too happy tone to Naruto's liking. "Well, dismissed."

The only sound that followed was the team getting ready for bed.

And Naruto's complaining about returning to hell on earth.

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Naruto couldn't sleep, so he was just lying in bed and recalling on what had gotten him in this mission.

After the release of the Infinite Tsukuyomi and the villages had started to collect their fallen ones, a Kiri shinobi had found a portal. The area had immediately secured and then a fort had been built around it. This fort was governed by all the major villages.

This portal, as it turned out, was the result of the fierce battle between Naruto, Sasuke and Kaguya which had been so destructive, that reality itself was unable to mend the wound in time-space. The "hole" was flat as a disk and wide and tall as a double door, and you could simply walk through it was a normal door from one room to another. And as a site note, the hole was invisible to anything but visual, meaning that sage jutsu, sensory ninjas or technology could not pick up anything.

An expedition was sent through the portal and they found an entire new wold with amazing things. But it was certainly a surprise when they found intelligent life on the planet, and humans no less. The end result was the villages were to stay hidden from the natives, while learning about them. They made sure to build a small house right on top of the portal on the other side too. The house was built so the portal was inside a false wall in the living room, which could be opened on both sides.

"You are too loud!" Naruto let a smile come to his face when he heard his furry friend's voice.

"I'm glad to see you are awake. Why so quiet?" Naruto asked the fox even though he knew the answer.

"You know why! When we passed through the portal you humans didn't get effected but I on the other hand, I need to rest in order for my body to get used to this foreign energy." Kurama answered. Then added as an afterthought "you should feel glad that even though I can't support you so well for the next few days, the Nibi and Shukaku and the others can still transfer chakra to support you, without getting as exhausted as me."

"Yeah, yeah. But still. Get better" Naruto said as he gave Kurama a clap on the snout.

"You too kid" hearing this, Naruto glanced at his cloned right hand, and let his other hand glide over it, stopping momentarily at the small tattoo-like sun which he got from the sage of six paths. After he had gotten his new arm attached, the sun had returned on his hand.

Apparently the power the sage had given him was a part of his very soul, so no matter how often he chopped of his hand it would always return.

"Better get some sleep kid or you will be late for you first day" Kurama said clearly trying to push Naruto's buttons.

"Screw you Kurama!"

"Goodnight, kid"

"Goodnight, fur ball"

But Kurama had already fallen back asleep.

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"What is up with these clothes? Whoever designed this must have been a huge pervert." Ino nearly screamed in anger as she tried to pull the hem of skirt as far down her legs without them falling off her hips. "-Even though my former clothes were revealing, I was allowed to wear shorts underneath or at least something more than my underwear." Sakura who had arrived to check on her, agreed wholeheartedly, although she herself had already given up with the skirt; there was no changing it.

"You done yet? We need to go to schoo.l" Shikamaru's voice was heard through the door, resulting in Ino finally giving up the fight as a lost cause and grabbing her bag in a huff as she and Sakura stepped out of her room and were greeted with Shikamaru giving them a lazy look while wearing the male uniform.

"Where is Naruto?" Sakura asked. She had immediately noted the absence of the sun kissed ball of happiness.

"He is outside cursing whatever god there exists for him returning to school. Troublesome blonde." Shikamaru replied, immediately regretting what he said when he noticed the look Ino gave him. Luckily he was saved by Sakura who took him by the collar and proceeded to drag him after her.

"See you later, captain Yamato." Sakura called out as they left the building. Their response was a few curses thrown at them from the kitchen where Yamato was stuck washing up the mess they had left behind.

Outside they found Naruto meditating under one of the two trees in the back yard in an attempt to calm down from the near breakdown about "hell on earth" as he called it.

"Naruto, come on or we will be late." Ino called on him before they all left their base which was a house just outside the smaller city called Kuoh. The walk was in relative silence, only here and there they would make some remark about something they passed as they walked.

When Kuoh Academy came into sight, they immediately noticed all the other students outside waiting for the first class to begin.

"Just ignore them, and head straight to the headmasters office." Shikamaru remarked as the students took notice to them and started whispering to each other about them. Not that the students knew, but the four Konaha ninjas heard everything being whispered.

"Are they the new exchange students? And is her hair pink?"

"I hope they not are some more perverts, we already got enough of them."

"Bah, they are just some pretty boys, only trying to take all the girls from us"

"Shut it, you idiot. It's not like we want you."

"That black haired one seems to be almost half sleep."

"Damn, that blond chick got just the right curves."

"Even though the pink haired one doesn't have some real bust, she sure makes up for it with the other parts. But what is up with that mark on her forehead."

"Those girls don't seem to have any real oppai."

"Damn, are those whisker? It makes him look rather handsome and cute at the same time."

"I agree, but if you look closer he has quite bit of muscle, but hard to see with how loose his uniform is"

"One thing is certain; he is hot."

That last remark nearly made Naruto trip over his own feet; that was certainly new. The others on his team did not seem surprised, either they had a good pokerfaced or they did not notice.

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Naruto was lost.

He had wondered around the school now three times and had not found his class room. The team had been split up into different classes, Sakura and Shikamaru had been sent to same class while Ino and Naruto had had been sent to different classes in the same year.

The clock had rung and every one had left for class so he had none to ask for directions. Just then he spotted the sign saying 2-B, which was the class room he had been looking for.

Silently cursing irony under his breath, he knocked on the door before stepping in.

"Ahh, you are the new student I presume. You do know, you should arrive on time." The teacher said with a deep voice, clearly irritated that he had been interrupted in class. "Introduce yourself to the class, please."

"Hi, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, I like ramen, my friends and pulling pranks. I dislike bent up assholes who think themselves better than others," Naruto continued on not noticing the surprised look he was getting for being so blunt, "-how long it takes for ramen to cook and people which in some way harm my friends. And my dream I would like to keep for myself not to be rude. I hope we get along well." Then ended with his trademark fox smile which got nearly all the females to swooning while the boys threw him death glares.

"Very well, Uzumaki, you can take the seat next to Issei Hyoudou, right there." The teacher gestured to a brown heard boy sitting by the window, but the girls immediately responded negatively to that idea.

"Professor, you can't let him sit next to the pervert, he will only be infected to be a pervert just like him." One of the girls called out when Naruto came to Issei's rescue.

"He may be a pervert, but I have seen quite a lot of people and I can bet my right hand on the fact that he will not be the worst one I have met." He answered before sitting down next to the pervert, inwardly laughing at the part about his right hand. It wouldn't be that hard to replace anyway if he lost the bet.

"Hi, I'm Issei. Nice to meet you." The brown haired pervert greeted as he reached out to shake his hand.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Naruto." The jinjuriki responded and grabbed the hand to shake it. The moment he did, Issei immediately regretted it, as what Naruto considered a light handshake was equivalent to what Issei felt when he had slammed the car door on his hand.

As the class started again, Naruto immediately noticed that it was somehow even more boring than Irukas' lessons and he soon fell asleep, unnoticed of course.

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"-And then they chased me all around the village, in rage." Naruto ended his story with everyone laughing about how he managed to prank the Inuzuka clan and managed to flee from them, but he left out the minor details like Inuzuka being a clan of highly trained tracker ninjas and them jumping from roof top to roof top.

After hearing this story Saji decided to return to the student council's meeting room. Ignoring everyone ells ask the new guy questions of further details.

When he entered the council's meeting room, he immediately noticed something was amiss, the first red flag was Sona acknowledging his arrival with a greeting. Instead all he heard was utter silence. The other thing was Tsubaki Shinra was in the room, leaning against the wall while trying, but failing to hide a smile while shifting her look between the chess board in front of Sona and Sona herself, who was staring at it like she just wished to blow it up.

"Did I miss something?" was the first thing he asked, as he wondered what had angered his King up so much. Instead of answering, the former vice-president, Tsubaki gestured to the chess board, and he immediately knew why.

It was a fact that Sona always played as the red pieces instead of the black when playing chess. It was also a fact that she was nearly unbeatable, only Rias had ever defeated her and those matches were always close.

But right now as the chess pieces stood, clearly Sona had lost so badly that it was humiliating. Standing on the chessboard were currently 1 red king, 3 red pawns and a single red knight, while the other team had 1 king, 2 queens, 4 pawns, 1 knight and 2 rooks surrounding Sona's king.

"What the hell happened?" Saji asked, flabbergasted that she had not just been beaten but utterly obliterated. Sona's queen came with the answer as Sona was busy figuring out where she had failed.

"Sona found one of the new students playing shogi with someone, and she challenged him to a game of chess, and told him not to hold back." Tsubaki gave an amused smirk to her friend "-and he sure didn't, I walked in on them about five moves into the game." Saji was feeling a bit nervous now. His president was already angry and she was not going to like what he was going to tell her.

"President, I have some information you would like to know." Sona only gave a huff in response to show she was listening. "apparently he likes to pull pranks so we should probably keep our eyes open in the future."

Sona said nothing at first before responding.

"I will let it slide as minor issue, also because I will just let some our familiars take guard duty." Sona never let her eyes leave the board, believing that Naruto would easily get caught with their familiars keeping guard.

Then Tsubaki decided to add her own comment.

"I have a feeling the coming times are going to get interesting, right president."

The third most popular girl in school said nothing but everyone in the room knew she agreed.

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"Anything to report?" Yamato asked his team when they began eating.

"I did not find anything of interest." Ino answered first before getting a bite of sushi.

"I did." Shikamaru said. He took bite of sushi before continuing. "Some ones with the energy we have found. At least some of them in Kuoh. "He took another bite "They are nearly all members of the student council."

"Nearly?" Sakura questioned

"Some of them are not part of the student council, I don't know more than that." Was the simple answer

"If only we could find some information on them." Yamato commented.

"There is probably some information in the school files." Shikamaru added. "-but I would believe they are only limited." Somehow that gave Naruto a smile.

"I think, I know a way we can get them." Naruto started with a wicked smile "now that I'm back in school then I think that it should be the return of the grand king prankster of Konaha ," he ignored the looks that everyone gave him. "I think some stink bombs can help us get what you need."

Then the planning started for getting information about members of and student council, and find out who the others were.

"Now that we are done planning, I think we should get some training before we go to sleep, come Naruto it's time to teach you wood style." Yamato said as they were done eating.

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Greetings I'm Shadow.

This is NOT my first fanfic, but my first one was a… disappointment. So it was deleted.

But I'm trying my luck again, this time with this category, and I'm open for ideas. Also because I have only seen the anime, and I'm about to start the manga so there will be some elements that you say that you suggest (that is if you want to share your ideas.) that will make no sense to me.

I'm a bit slow to write so please bear with me.

On another note; English is not my birth language so there are some mistakes here and there.

Also Naruto X Harem.

See ya later.

Peace.