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The next world summit was held without issue, and soon enough, the G8 had arrived without much issue.

Only issue? They were still girls.

"Why! Why why why why why!?" Germany howled as she repeatedly hit her hand on the table.

Italy laughed and patted her friend on the back.

"Relax, a-Germany! We're girls, so whats the big deal?"

"The big deal is that we are suck like this for vhat will most likely be nearly a year again, IMBECILE!"

Italy shrieked when Germany's voice dropped low and she buffed up.

Her hair slicked itself back, a green suit replaced her overcoat, and her hat vanished.

"Erm...vhat?"

Germany glanced down at his muscular frame.

"Finally! I'm male!" He cried out with relief before falling back into his chair.

"Ve~ Me too!" Italy exclaimed.

"It seems we are all back to normal." Japan stated as he settled into his chair.

"Bros! We're, like, bros again!" America charged into the room, and the G8 was officially assembled.

"But wait, if we have returned to normal, then does that mean that she is back, aru?" China asked, gulping.

"You bet!" Amethyst came swooping through the window, smashing it.

"AHH!" France barely dodged shattered glass.

Amethyst hovered grinned in a cat like way.

"May-chan should be here any second, so before she gets here, I'm gonna do something to surprise her!"

"Are you going to change the way you look ever single time you show up, aru!?" China demanded.

Amethyst glanced down. She glanced down, she was now a pale girl with curly short purple hair, wearing an odd top hat, and wearing an extravagant purple dress with purple striped leggings and clunky black boots with several buckles on the sides. She had a purple top hat on that had a single curly spiral coming out of it, with a small heart bouncing on the end, she was also hugging a purple heart shaped pillow.

Which she winged as hard as she could at China. It smacked him solid in the face and set his chair tipping backwards onto the floor.

She grinned and gave a thumbs up.

"What? Now I'm literally the number 1 amethyst fairy! I even have wings!"

She flapped said wings twice, which lifted her higher.

"Now, enough stalling!" Amethyst whipped out her laptop and typed away.

"UN-AWESOME!"

"THIS IS VERY UNDIGNIFIED!"

The next thing anyone knew, she was holding a sack with very enraged shouts coming from it.

"Is mein bruder in there?" Germany demanded.

Amethyst shrugged as she swung the sack next to her.

"Maybe..."

"You look ravishing!" France cried out dreamily.

Amethyst had landed on the table and swung the sack next to her, scowling, before bashing France on the head with it, prompting screams from both France and the sack, just as May-chan came swooping through the window.

"I'm sorry I'm late!" She sang as she glided to the table, landing next to Amethyst with several graceful taps of her black high heels.

"Surprise! Merry late Christmas, May-chan!" Amethyst cried as she offered the sack, which had stopped screaming, to May-chan.

May-chan took it and peeked inside.

"Is that the outfit from the april fools episode on Prussia?"

She asked, a look of awe coming onto her face.

"Yup. And he can't take it off."

"And Austria...is dressed like a prince..."

"Told ya about my possible fic. Figured I'd give him the outfit to try out."

May-chan quickly tied the sack shut, dropped it to the table, and jump tackle hugged Amethyst.

"YOUR THE BEST!"

She wailed.

Amethyst patted her on the back, and May-chan stepped back and snatched up the sack.

"So are you gonna...?"

Amethyst shrugged.

"Maybe or maybe not I used my laptop to write a code that forces them to do whatever you say..."

"I seriously am considering kissing you right now."

"Kiss France instead."

"France is willing!" France jumped up from the floor and spread his arms out to accept a kiss.

"Nah."

France collapsed backwards onto the floor again at being so easily rejected.

"How about Prussia?"

"I don't want to let him out of the sack yet."

"Fair enough."

Amethyst sniggered.

"Before you take off with two countries in a sack, stick around for my latest brilliant idea?"

"Of course, darling!" May-chan said, putting a hand to her heart and spreading her skirt in an old fashioned way.

Amethyst grinned and plopped herself cross legged in the middle of the table, wings folding up on her back.

All of the G8 crowded around behind her to try and see what she was doing.

"First thing we need..."

Then Spain and Romano fell from the ceiling.

"AHHHH!"

" %&#%"

Romano cussed the whole way down and landed on top of Spain.

"Ok, whats the a-big idea!?"

"Fratello! Run while you can!" Italy shouted.

"Fratello!" Romano responded.

"What is this crazy woman doing to you!? Is she why you came home as a chick!?"

"Now for the next step!" Amethyst shouted.

Then 'Nah, it'll settle itself somehow' started playing over speakers no one could spot.

"I'll only teach you the basics of Southern Italy!"

Romano gawked as his own voice, sounding happier then ever, played over the speakers.

"What is this!?"

"Hetalia character songs. This ones yours. You also sing a song about tomatoes, and you sing a duet with Spain."

Spain snaked a hand around Romano's shoulders.

"NO WAY!" Romano punched him in the face.

Meanwhile, the great eight were performing some very impressive dance moves.

"What...the...hell?" Romano asked as he watched his brother dancing along to the song.

"I have no idea why I am moving like this!" Japan cried out.

"Maybe this is why!" May-chan leaned over and read from Amethyst's screen.

"And then all the G8 nations danced to whatever song started playing."

Amethyst smiled as America danced like there was no tomorrow.

"They aren't half bad." She said.

"I know." May-chan replied.

"B-B-B-B-Bravo~" The song ended and all of the dancing nations keeled over.

"I need a better song..." Amethyst mumbled, then she looked up at the nations.

"One you say something!" She barked, flailing an arm at them, causing her frilled white and purple sleeves to rustle all about.

"This is bloody torture!" England shouted, pushing himself up onto his hands and knees.

"Perfect!"

Then 'Let's enjoy today' replaced Romano's song over the speakers, the upbeat tune erupting in a deep base note.

"Is this black sheep sing?" France asked, glancing curiously up at the speakers as he did started doing some sort of lawn mower dance move.

"Yeah. His is actually my second favorite. I would play my favorite but it's depressing and not good to dance too."

"I'll bet it was Russia, aru!" China cried before doing a back handspring.

"Nyet." Russia grumbled as he side stepped back and forth, throwing his arm out to the far side each time he stepped.

"Actually, it was you China! It's called 'Aii-yah four thousand years." Amethyst stated.

"Oh! I love that one!" May-chan squealed.

May-chan then gave Amethyst a sideways look.

"I got you something too!"

"Really? Awesome! What is it?"

"Close your eyes."

Amethyst closed her eyes amid the nations that were all still dancing around the room and Romano and Spain were just watching this with confusion on their faces. The sack containing Prussia and Austria was rolling towards the opposite end of the table but it was going no where fast.

"Ta-da!"

May-chan pointed to the door and Finland poked his head in.

"I was told I missed someone on Christmas?" He asked.

Amethyst's..well...amethyst eyes went wide and May-chan waved her hand in front of her.

"Are you ok, Amethyst?"

"FINLAND!"

*I will give a shout out to anyone who can tell me what show I just referenced!*

Amethyst tackle hugged him.

"Um...hi?" Finland tried as he got basically squished.

"Nordic's yay!"

"What?"

Finland asked, looking over at May-chan.

The silvery haired girl shrugged.

"She's like your number 1 fan. Of the Nordic's in general."

"Oh. Okay." Finland seemed to accept this rather easily and then asked.

"Why is everybody dancing?"

May-chan swooped up a few feet and started swinging her feet and spinning her fists around each other, throwing her arms above her head occasionally.

"Because it's fun!"

"Because we're being forced to!" England screamed as 'Let's enjoy today' ended at last.

"Amethyst! Who do I play next?"

"Don't care! As long as it's not depressing!"

Amethyst called back before engaging in a conversation with the Nordic she had been cuddling a few moments ago.

"You know, in one of my other fictions, you blow stuff up all the time!"

"Sounds fun!" Finland replied with a smile.

May-chan flew down to the purple laptop still on the table and snatched it up.

"Let's see here..." She murmured.

"Ah! Got it!"

Then 'Always with you...the Nordic 5' started up.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Nordic 5! Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Nordic 5!"

"Hey, isn't that me?" Finland asked.

"Yes! You guys are such good singers!" Amethyst exclaimed, clapping along with the beat.

"Amethyst! Your reaching otaku level fangirl!"

"I don't really care!"

The door opened.

"Did you expect me to show up?"

Iceland poked his head inside.

"ICELAND!"

"Oh boy..."

May-chan giggled, and Finland laughed, seeming to be totally at home with the entire situation, as Iceland sputtered in protest to being dragged across the room in a hug.

"Your so adorable! And so's your puffin!"

"Hell yeah, you know it!" Mr. Puffin shouted.

"And he talks! I love it!"

"Let go of me!" Iceland begged, trying to free himself but failing miserably.

Finland was bouncing along with the tune to the Nordic's song and Iceland suddenly looked up at the nonexistent speakers.

"Am I...singing?"

"Yep! You had another song but Mr. Puffin took it over."

"Ha! Because I'm way cooler then this loser!"

"Hey..."

Finland took out his phone.

"Want me to call the others? Mr. Sweden is actually a very good dancer!"

"That I'd pay money to see." May-chan exclaimed, looking ready to burst out laughing now that she had France and England doing the tango with each other while throwing petty insults.

"LET US OUT!"

Amethyst looked down to see the purple sack that contained Austria and Prussia come rolling by her and Iceland.

"The G8 are dancing, theres some recording of me singing playing, the other germans are in a sack, Finland's just laughing, theres a flying girl typing on a purple computer, and I'm being cuddled by some random flying fairy person."

"Amethyst Fairy! I am an Amethyst Fairy!" Amethyst protested, though she didn't seem to care and was still cuddling the young nation.

"Am I dreaming? If I am, can I please wake up now?"

Iceland asked.

"Nope! No dream! No waking up!"

"Hey, the others are here!" Finland cried, pointing to the door, Amethyst and May-chan looked over to see a trio of nordics entering.

"..."

Norway stared at Iceland for a second.

"You won't let me give you a hug, but you'll let her?" He asked.

"NORWAY!"

You can imagine what happened to Norway when he tackled straight off his feet, and now Sweden had picked Finland clear up off of the ground by the back of his shirt. Denmark was laughing his head off watching the other nations dancing.

"You ok?" Sweden grunted.

"Yeah, just fine, why did you pick me up?" Finland asked shakily.

"M'wife."

"THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER AND I'M NOT YOUR WIFE!" Finland wailed.

Denmark laughed obnoxiously, that is, until the purple sack came rolling by.

He poked it with his toe.

"NOT AWESOME!"

"Get off of me!"

"Not like we've got much room in here!"

"Whoa! Prussia? You got Austria in a sack? Nice going!" Denmark applauded.

"LET US OUT!"

Denmark shrugged and was about to open the sack when he...started dancing.

"WHY?"

Denmark cried out as he started shifting his weight from foot to foot, pinwheeling his arms.

May-chan puffed out her cheeks from up above.

"I'm the one who gets to let them out!" She pouted.

"Fine! Fine! But why am I dancing? Also why am I singing?"

Denmark asked.

"I put 'Always with you' on repeat." May-chan said.

"That doesn't explain why I'm dancing!"

"Put me down!" Finland cried, Sweden was dancing to the music as well and he still hadn't put Finland down.

"Erm...May-chan? You made Sweden dance?" Amethyst asked, finally freeing Norway.

May-chan glanced down at the screen on Amethyst's laptop.

"Nah, I think he just felt like joining in."

Amethyst shrugged and glanced over at Sweden, who was still swinging Finland around.

"Huh, he is a pretty good dancer. I never would have thought."

"Seinorita?"

"Oui?"

Spain looked at her oddly.

"I speak spanish, not french."

"Yeah, I know."

Spain cocked his head to one side.

"Que?"

"What was your question, so I get back to fangirling over SuFin on crack while chasing Norway and Iceland?"

Spain shrugged and spoke again.

"Why are me and mi tomate here?"

Amethyst glanced over to see Romano trying to get his brother to stop dancing, yet he wouldn't and couldn't stop.

"Oh yeah, I totally forgot. I honestly just wanted you two here so I could see some Spamano. MAY-CHAN!"

"Spamano, coming right up!"

And now Spain and Romano were dancing together, and where had that rose in Spain's mouth come from?

Amethyst flew back up to May-chan.

"Ever think that this might be getting out of hand?"

May-chan looked down at all the dancing nations, puffin yelling profanity, and Iceland still trying to recover from prolonged physically contact. Norway was wiped out on the floor from where Amethyst had tackle hugged him, and Denmark was boogieing down with Sweden, and Finland was swinging about from the back of his jacket like he weighted nothing .

"Nah..."

May-chan sighed.

"We've gotta go home soon."

"Yeah, well, I guess your surprise can be opened now."

"YAY!"

May-chan shot down, throwing Amethyst her laptop, and yanked open her sack, emptying Austria in a white princely suit with a crown and Prussia in his april fools bunny outfit onto the floor.

"That was fun!" She sang.

"I know right? I wish could get Denmark and Norway in a sack."

"What?" Norway asked, looking up at her.

"Nothing! Ok! Time to wrap things up!"

The music came to halt, dancers breaking apart and coming to a halt.

The moment he was of his own free movement, Romano slapped Spain across the face.

"CHIGI!"

He barked for no particular reason.

Sweden stopped his willing dancing and put Finland down.

"Thank you!" Finland cried as he was set back onto his own two feet.

"Still m'wife." Sweden insisted, patting Finland on the head.

"NO!" Finland screeched.

Spain and Romano vanished to go pick tomatoes.

Baskets and straw hats appeared on the two nations, and they vanished in a puff of smoke, off to go tomato picking.

Amethyst grinned.

"Now for my final trick to meet the needs of a certain review!"

"Please not girls again! Anything back girls again!" Germany begged.

"Done!"

Purple smoke enveloped everyone in the room, Nordic's included, and the two girls shot back out into the blue skies beyond, Amethyst flapping her wings, and May-chan's black dress rippling in lacy folds.

"What happened now, bros?" America asked.

"I am not sure, but I feel the sudden urge to bathe myself and eat raw tuna fish." Japan responded.

"Don't you do that everyday anyway?" America asked.

"True...though I normally use a bathtub. Now the idea of water repulses me."

"VE~MEOW!"

The smoke cleared, and the room was full of cats.

A puffy white cat with an odd curl and a ribbon with Norway's flag on it on around it's neck strode over to a tiny kitten with a black spot around it's eye.

"Call me big brother."

"NO!"

The kitten, obviously Iceland, made a run for it but the adult cat, obviously Norway, picked it up by the scruff of it's neck and walked in the opposite direction.

"NEIN! This cannot happen!" Germany screamed, the ribbon around his neck had the german flags colors, and he looked absolutely livid, for a cat, that is.

"It's better then girls, right?" Italy asked.

"NEIN! I would rather be a girl then a cat any day!"

"I AM STILL AWESOME EVEN THOUGH I AM A CAT!" Prussia mewled loudly.

Austria blinked through his tiny glasses, he was still wearing a tiny prince crown, all that remains of his previous costume.

"This is getting ridiculous, first I was a prince, then I was a prince in a sack, and now I'm a cat?"

"C'est la vie." France murmured wistfully.

"Well now what do we do?" England asked, also a cat.

Sweden had picked Finland up by the scruff of the neck like Norway had Iceland and walked out the door followed by a bouncing Denmark-cat.

"I suppose we must continue on with life, just like we did as girls." Japan stated.

"As cats? We represent the nations of the world as cats?" England asked critically.

"Hai."

"...well, I suppose we should discuss tuna production..."

"Tuna is a very important base of our daily diet, especially as felines, and now we cannot allow any sort of shortage or ban on freshly prepared tuna fish, else we would..."

"And there he goes, aru nya."

China murmured as Japan went off an a tangent, waving his front paws in the air.

"Become one, da?" A furry shadow was suddenly behind the black cat.

"NO, ARU NYA!"

That went way off track. Like, way of track. But it was still pretty fun to write, and May-chan! *Offers sack* Have some sacked germans! :D Please review and tell me what I should do to the nations next time!