A/N: Hello guys, I'm back with a new fanfiction, this time it's with my favorite video game series of all time, Hyperdimension Neptunia, and my childhood anime, Dragon Ball Z. This story takes place after the Cell saga, before the Buu saga.

"So, how did I get into this situation again?" Gohan thought.

We now go to Gohan in front of a small, blue jelly like substance.

And just when it couldn't get any weirder, it seemed to be smiling.

The small jelly substance then lunged at Gohan, but being the weakest enemy in the game, it couldn't really do anything to help itself at the moment. So it should be expected that Gohan's reflexes immediately activated as he swiftly punched the thing, instantly destroying it.

"Oh right, the Dragon Balls." Gohan said, remembering the wish he made.

FLASHBACK START

1 year after beating Cell and wishing back everyone who died minus Goku, Gohan secretly gathered up all the Dragon Balls again.

"Shenron, I want to leave this planet. I'm not cut out for the burden on my shoulders..." Gohan said.

"Is that your first wish?" Shenron said.

"Yes. And to be specific, I want to live someplace where I can live a peaceful and quiet life". Gohan said.

"Sorry dad..." Gohan said, closing his eyes and balling his hands into fists.

"My next wish, is that when the others get here, they will never know where I am, and that I summoned you here."

Shenron's eyes glowed a bright red before he addressed Gohan once more.

"Your wishes has been granted. Farewell." Shenron said, disappearing. After this happened, the Dragon Balls ascended high in the air and scattered once more.

Gohan kept his eyes shut as he felt himself getting "disconnected" from the world. "Until we meet again, guys."

A couple of minutes later, Vegeta and Piccolo came to the site of the Dragon.

But just as Gohan said, there was no one or nothing to be found.

"What just happened? For a moment, the sky seemed to darken." Piccolo thought aloud.

"Why the hell did I come all the way here?" Vegeta said, slightly irritated with himself.

FLASHBACK END

Gohan started walking until he saw a group of three girls. One had black hair tied into two pig tails, another one had bright pink eyes with hair about waist length with very wild, messy bangs framing her face . She has a thick/big braid held with a pastel pink frilled ribbon and was wearing slippers, while the last one had light purple eyes and a matching shade of hair. It's shoulder length with somewhat messy bangs with many strands sticking up and few framing her face. She wears two gamepad-shaped hairclips.

"It's hidden, but all three of them are hiding a great deal of power. I can't let my guard down." Gohan thought as he cautiously walked up them.

"Hey, look it's a guy walking up to us!" Said the girl with the gamepad shaped hairclips.

"Huh?" The girl with the pig tails said.

"She's right Noire! Look!" The girl with the braid said pointing at Gohan.

"I see him Plutia! You don't have point out things for me all the time! The now identified Noire said.

"Aww...I was just trying to help.." Plutia said, feeling slightly dejected.

"Noire, don't be a meanie!" The girl with the gamepad hairclips said.

"What? I was not!" Noire said.

"Neppy...it's all right.." Plutia said.

"Um, do you guys know where the nearest village or town is? I need a place to live and I have no clue of where I am." Gohan said with a sweatdrop, hearing their conversation.

Noire's ears perked up at the question.

"Really, now? Well you're in luck, my frie-acquaintance." Noire said, catching that last line.

"I can guarantee that you'll be more than comfortable at my land, Lastation!" Noire said, slightly jumping at the chance to get another follower around her age, and a male one at that.

"Lastation? That sounds kind of cool." Gohan said.

"Yeah. I only do everything. Granted, it can get a little polluted at times, but we can satisfy most of your needs." Noire said.

"Wait, isn't pollution bad?" Gohan said.

"True enough... but-Wait a sec, why am I acting all goody goody for this guy? I barely even know him!" Noire thought.

Neptune took this moment of silence to take her turn.

"Oh, no! No! No!" Neptune said. "You'll be safer at my land, Planeptune! I can promise you that you'll have a lot of fun there!" Neptune said.

"I'm with Neppy..." Plutia said.

"Well, I can't really make much of a decision if I have no idea what they look like, so why don't we all go visit both of them?" Gohan said with a awkward chuckle.

"Hmmm. Fair point. But FYI, Neptune over there tends to overexaggerate." Noire said, jabbing a finger in the direction of Neptune and Plutia.

Just as they were about to take off, they heard loud flapping.

"SQUUUUUUAAAAAK!"

Noire facepalmed in frustration.

"You've gotta be joking. We just fought one of those things before we met this guy." Noire said under her breath.

"Oh look, there's a phoenix!" Neptune said pointing.

"Idiot. You just now noticed?" Noire said.

The three of them turned around, and indeed, there was phoenix overshadowing them.

"This wasn't exactly my definition of peace..." Gohan thought with a vein popping on his head.

"Hang on you three, I can end this quickly." Gohan said, charging up ki in both of his fists.

"What? A normal civilian can't do squa-" Noire started.

Gohan quickly shot out a barrage of ki blasts at the Phoenix, killing it.

"HOLY MACORONI, THAT WAS SO COOL!" Neptune shouted amazed at the sight.

"What the?! How the hell did he just do that?!" Noire said, shocked.

"Heheheh...the birdie blew up" Plutia said.

"It would have taken my HDD form to take that thing down, but you were all like PEWPEWPEW with your hands!" Neptune said.

"HDD? Is that like their form of Super Saiyan in this world?" Gohan thought.

"He will definitely make a good ally..." Noire thought, determined to make him reside at Lastation.

"What's your name?" Noire asked.

"Son Gohan. But please just call me Gohan." Gohan said.

"I see." Noire said.

"Did I overdo it?" Gohan said, scratching his head.

"Not at all! Now let's get going to Lastation." Noire said.

"Oh heck no! We trotting over to Planeptune, so he could meet Histy!" Neptune said, not backing away from a fight.

"Yay!.." Plutia said.

"Kami help me.." Gohan thought.

In the afterlife, a certain saiyan was laughing at his son's awkward dilemma.

"This people seem to be my only friends here at the moment so I better stick with them." Gohan thought.

"Alrighty then, let's go!" Neptune said, having won the argument off-screen.

But just then, another sight greeted them as the walked along in the forest.

It was White Heart, the CPU and goddess of Lowee.

"Oh yeah. I forgot about you." Noire said.

"Shit! Now you show up?! Your timing sucks ass." White Heart said in annoyance.

"Oh crap, it's Blanc in her pissy pants mode... We gotta hide Plutie!" Neptune said, dragging Plutia and herself behind a bush.

"And who is this meathead?" White Heart said turning towards Gohan, who happened to be standing next to Noire, who looked different now.

Noire's hair is now worn in very long white pigtails at the top of her head with metal gray and black pieces, to match her normal hairstyle. She wears a gray bathing suit piece with multiple black marks and lining and tiny red and green glow spots. Her breasts are more revealed with thin black straps connecting to her neck piece. She is wearing black gloves that have many gray marks and a metal device around both wrists. The leg/boot pieces are tall and gray, with big circled cuff pieces at the ankle, and big circle pieces with smaller red circles. The boots have a pointed toe.

"This here is Gohan! And as of today, he's my right hand man and resident of Lastation!" Noire said with a cocky smirk.

There were multiple reactions.

Gohan and Neptune had their jaws hanging not expecting this new development.

Plutia looked confused as hell.

White Heart narrowed her eyes and said, "Fine then."

She materialised her axe and pointed it at Gohan.

"I'm fighting you, meathead!" White Heart roared.

"What did I do?!" Gohan said.

He didn't even get a chance to finish that sentence.

"Tanzerin Trombe!" White Heart yelled, spinning straight for Gohan.

"I seriously wish I didn't have to do this, but if you insist..." Gohan said, feeling pity for the goddess, knowing he was several leagues above her.

Gohan instantly disappeared, leaving Noire and White Heart dumbfounded. Gohan appeared behind White Heart and kicked her back. Granted, he was holding back, but the impact nearly destroyed her spine.

"OWW! FUCK!" White Heart grunted.

She flew back and got some distance between them.

"Just who the hell are you, and how did you do that?" White Heart said, not comprehending what just happened.

"My name is Son Gohan, and my way of fighting is a way you'll never fathom." Gohan said with a look of discipline.

White Heart hesitated for a brief second, then brought her axe up again.

"So you say...ZEROSTRUNG!" White Heart yelled. Gohan teleported yet again, only this time he was right above her.

"He can FLY?!" He's not even a CPU!" Black Heart thought.

"Take this!" Gohan said, putting both of his hands out.

"-HA!" Gohan said, shooting two ki waves at White Heart.

"WHAT THE-?!" White Heart started. She had narrowly dodged the deadly beam, having it cut off half of her cowlick. She looked at the two smoking holes that used to be part of the ground and gulped.

"Uh oh, If I get hit by one of those, I could be in trouble..." White Heart said.

White Heart looked upward, only to see that Gohan disappeared. "Damn it, where did he go?"

"Somewhere behind you." Gohan said as White Heart jolted in surprise. She looked behind her to see Gohan with his arms crossed.

"How?!"

"You're done." Gohan said as he placed his hands outward on his forehead.

Black Heart widened her eyes as she saw the yellow energy sparking in his hands.

"Masenko-HA!" Gohan said, firing the medium-sized beam at White Heart.

"AAARGH!" White Heart exclaimed as she was forced out of HDD. She was sent flying into the side of a boulder by the beam.

But on the other hand, Black Heart, Neptune, and Plutia were all shell shocked at what they just witnessed.

A human just single handedly took down a goddess. And White Heart out of all of them.

A struggling Blanc slowly crawled up out the crater she was just put in.

"H-how did you do that?" Blanc said trying to stand.

"Like I said, you will never fathom my ways of fighting." Gohan said, offering his hand to her.

"So, I'm pretty sure that we can just start as friends for the time being. Without any problems, of course." Gohan said with a grin worthy of his father.

Blanc's face turned into a light shade of red, but then quickly faded as she turned her head away and she slowly accepted his hand.

"You're off the hook this time..." Blanc said. "But don't expect me to be Miss Sally Sunshine to you every time I see you, meathe- Gohan." Blanc said, walking away.

Blanc turned her head toward Black Heart, giving her a look that said: "I will be back for him, remember that."

Black Heart gave her a look that said, "Dream on, kid."

Blanc ignored her and started walking again, without stopping this time.

Black Heart transformed back to her human form, grabbed Gohan's arm and put it in between her chest. How she did not notice this is completely unknown.

"Now, let's go to my basilicom, now that I have claimed you." Noire said, slightly excited at the endless possibilities.

"HEY! Gohan still has to meet Histy!" Neptune said.

"Oh boy." Gohan thought as they walked down the path to Planeptune.

He knew he was in for a new and awkward adventure.

A/N: For anyone who has been waiting for me to update One Piece: Rubber and Scissors, I apologize, but my laptop is out of commission, so I'm typing all of this from my tablet, which is a real pain in the neck. But until then, see you next chapter.