At Becky's break room, that night, Behoimi and Media were confused, as they learned of why the girls were created. Behoimi deciphered the language and said, "Oh, boy… This isn't good. In fact, the reason they were created is to simulate human life."

Media asked, "But do they have unique personalities?"

Behoimi said, "I'm afraid so… Each have each equal trait… Look at this… Kurumi Momose – Boring and Plain; Sayaka Suzuki – Cute and Playful; Rei Tachibana – Sexy and Bitchy; Whoa, wait a minute! Misao Nanjo?! She's in our class!"

Media replied, "And she's working fine…"

Behoimi said, "You may be right. But I wonder what happens if they knew of their personalities and identities, if they meet, firsthand?"

A door opened, as Becky rolled in with pieces of chrome body parts, along with heads of her students, in a wheelbarrow. She stated, "Care to explain THIS?"

She showed the spare parts, as Behoimi and Media gasped, "Holy-!"

XXXXX

On the table, parts of Rei, Miyako, Serizawa, and Himeko were on the table, as the leftover parts were in a wheelbarrow.

Media said, "Oh, dear… I knew this would happen. But where's Ichijou?"

Becky stated, "I had her dismantled, too. Of course, she took herself apart, following the mass malfunction."

Behoimi asked, "Uh, quick question, why are they all mixed up?"

Becky shouted, "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM THAT FELL APART? I had to bring them all in!"

Behoimi said, "Well, for what it's worth, we could see which part is which, so we can fix each of these robots…"

She stated, "But first, there's something you should know about these girls."

Becky asked, "Yeah?"

Behoimi explained, "I know how it happened. It all started with a corporation called "Penguin"."

Media gasped, "NO! You mean the village that created a lifelike robot girl?"

"No. I meant the bird, per se."

Becky shouted, "Wait… Penguins made these girls?"

Behoimi explained, "Well, no. Penguin is a machine that creates lifelike sentient women that can change their personality, with a turn of a dial. See, they wanted to create the perfect girl, a high school girl, to be exact, with its many traits and features, which are perfect in moé and academics. But there was a flaw to the system, and the girls became their own independent selves. In other words, the girls you see here are P-Girls, spreading their unique and individual robotic human personality to anyone they see contact with."

NOTE: See that? A pseudo Resident Evil reference parody, there.

Media huffed, "That's a load of fluff."

Behoimi said, "Oh? That's not what the dossier said, after I deciphered it. But I suppose you have a different theory?"

Media said, "I do."

She spoke in a serious voice, "It all started… when the factories decided to replace ALL the high school girls with artificially-enhanced gynoids. Once created its batch of 50 girls, pretty soon, the entire city will rule over a robot girl rule… All we can do… is pray."

Becky and Behoimi prayed, as Media smiled, "Nah, I'm just kidding. It's obviously the Penguin thing."

Becky huffed, "What a dick…"

She said, as she grabbed Rei's head and upper torso, "Well, I'm going to find which part is which. Once I have the upper body fully functional, we should be able to begin testing."

She reattached Rei's head and thought, "Still… Penguin… Rei couldn't be from that place, right?"

She gasped, "But that must mean… Ichijou… What could it mean?"

Rei started beeping, as she suddenly reactivated herself, "You little kid teacher. Little kid teach-teach-teach-teach… Little… Kid teacher… Kid-kid-kid-kid-kid…"

Becky deactivated her, as she moaned, "It's getting worse…"

She called, "HEY! You two! Perhaps you could help me reassemble these guys, before things get wilder."

Media picked up Serizawa's parts and said, "Hey, Behoimi, maybe we could be six-arms."

Behoimi sighed, "Stay serious, okay?"

Becky finished up reassembling Rei, as she opened her waist panel. She said, "Now, let's see what we can work with…"

She found a small black know, set to Sexy Vixen. She then turned it to Sweet Stuff. "Sweet stuff?" Becky thought.

Rei reactivated herself, as she approached the small teacher. She whispered to her ear, "Hey, there, little one… You're so cute…"

She placed her head into her bosom, as she giggled, "You have the cutest hair…"

Becky moaned, "Uh, Rei, lemme go…"

She thought, as she was upset, "I'm better off having the old Rei. But then again, if she breaks down and died, it's a win-win for me. That way, she wouldn't pick on me, anymore."

She turned Rei off, as she slouched down. Becky replied, "Well, I think I'll keep you, for further testing."

Media said, "Hey~! We have gotten about two students halfway done!"

Media and Behoimi have already finished the upper halves of Miyako & Himeko. Kurumi's lower half was already finished. As for the rest of the parts, they were still mixed together. Becky placed Rei on the table, as Behoimi held #6's head, "Who knew these girls fit perfectly, like LEGOs?"

Media said, "Not me…"

She felt exhausted, as she finished attaching Himeko's arms. She moaned, "I'm so tired… I don't feel well…"

Behoimi asked, "You okay, Media?"

Media nodded off, as she groaned, "Man… Who knew rebuilding robots was tough?"

Becky switched Rei back to Sexy Vixen, as she said, "Well, if I want to have Rei fixed, it's best for her to be herself. And I'll regret it, too."

She scolded at the robot, "One bad move on your teacher, and you're scrap iron, you penguin bot! And you reek of fish!"

Rei beeped, as she was in a monotonous voice, "Yeah. Yeah."

She then tested Rei, pressing her little red buttons, as she started speaking, "Hello. I am Rei Tachibana. Chinese cooking has good firepower. It's all about coming in, natural…"

Becky said, "Speech patterns seemed normal… And as for her limbs…"

She stood Rei up and started to move around, walking in a normal motion. Rei stopped, as Becky said, "Okay. It's time we give you a response… Rei, give me orange juice!"

Rei beeped, "You get peach."

"But I don't want peach! I want orange!"

"I get orange. You get peach."

Becky sighed, "Same ol' Rei."

She deactivated her and said, "Perhaps maybe I can make a few adjustments to her, before I can reactivate them all."

She tweaked in her circuitry, as Media fell on one knee. She moaned, "Beho… I feel… dizzy…"

Behoimi picked her up and said, "You get some rest."

Becky asked, "Hey, Behoimi, do a test on Miyako."

Behoimi asked, "Really? But her legs aren't attached."

Becky said, "Make due with them, later. For now, try her speech patterns."

Behoimi sighed, "Oh, okay…"

XXXXX

Meanwhile, in the rabbit hutch, Yuma and Yuna cuddled with Mesousa, who was between the robot girls. Yuma whispered, "You're so fluffy…"

Yuna giggled, "And your ears are so long…"

Mesousa wasn't in bliss. He was somehow confused and rattled. He asked, "Uh, isn't it necessary to cuddle with me, in here?"

Yuna tickled his tummy and said, "Oh, don't be a spoilsport, bunny. Say… You're plush and soft."

Yuma sat up and said, "Yeah… How about you and I have a cuddle-bunny session?"

Mesousa gasped, "WHAT?"

Yuna ranted, "But, Yuma, I want to cuddle her."

Yuma said, "Fine. But I tend to use my fingers on his cotton stomach."

Yuna replied, "And I'll sniff and smell his cute head and nose."

Yuma said, "We'll cuddle his cotton stomach, first."

Yuna said, "We'll sniff him, first."

"Cuddle."

"Sniff."

The twins argued, "CUDDLE!"

"SNIFF!"

Yuma yanked Yuna's hair, as she yelled, "CUDDLE!"

Yuna punched her chest and yelled, "SNIFF!"

They continued fighting, as Yuma ripped her pink cloth off, as Yuna raked her eyes. Mesousa cried, "WAIT! You guys! Stop fighting!"

Yuma ripped most of Yuna's suit off, as Yuna started to rip off most of her skin, revealing chrome skin. Yuma then ripped off Yuna's face, exposing her circuitry, as Yuna slashed off a part of her abdomen. They continued to claw and fight, as they kept arguing and yelling, while Mesousa was shocked, seeing the Kashiwagi Twins destroying each other, in a robo-catfight.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?" He cried.

After the skirmish ended, Yuma and Yuna were in pieces, all over the rabbit hutch, with arms, legs, and their heads, and pieces of metal and chunks of synthetic skin, all around the rabbit hutch. Mesousa was saddened. Both robots were in pieces, without responding to Mesousa's sobs.

"Guess it wasn't meant to be… I'm always out of luck…"

He left the rabbit hutch, as Lord Cat glared at him, "I saw what happened, nya…"

Mesousa shivered, "No, it's not what you think!"

Lord Cat winked, as he said, "Good one for the team, little buddy."

Mesousa asked, "Huh?"

XXXXX

Minutes passed, as they continued testing each girl. Becky started testing #6 next. She pressed a button, as she beeped, "It's the sure shot of the year."

She started walking in a robotic motion, as Behoimi tested Miyako's growling functions. Her face showed no anger, as it was only a test run.

"Grrr…"

Media, who was dizzy, started to dance around, as Himeko was being tested next, with her cowlick fastened on. Himeko beeped, "Hi-Fi Ahoge online… Status of Unit: JET AWESOME~!"

Becky thought, as Himeko's arms twirled a bit, "She's working fine… Wait… Her cowlick is a wireless adapter?"

Behoimi then put together Serizawa, as she beeped, "I am Serizawa 9000… Error… 3000… Error… my model number is insufficient."

Behoimi asked, "You have got to control yourself, Serizawa!"

Serizawa whined, "Why me?"

She gasped, "HUH? HEY! What is this? Why are my arms and legs on the table? I'm not your mannequin!"

Behoimi pouted, "You're not…"

She turned her off, as Behoimi stated, "Her human functions are A-OK. Penguin spared no memory track on their human emotions."

Finally, they tested Ichijou, the source of the matter, as she was walking in place, and then stood in attention. Ichijou beeped, "I am Ichijou. The class rep. I am for World Peace."

Becky smiled and said, "That's about it…"

They checked through ALL the robot girls… except for one. That was Kurumi. She was in a bin, as Behoimi said, "Well, that did it. The robots are in working order. But it feels like we're missing one."

Media then said, as she was prancing a bit, "So lifelike… So realistic… So Penguin… We are so lifelike, as girls…"

Behoimi asked, "Hey, Media, you okay?"

Media giggled, "3 times 3 is 6… Reno is the capital of Rando… George Carver was the first United Leader…"

She continued speaking in nonsensical words, as Becky asked, "Don't tell me!"

Behoimi grabbed her and shouted, "MEDIA! MEDIA! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!"

Media moaned, as she lightly smoked, "Oh, Behoimi… We need that soothing magical girl, again… Please… Bring her in, before I fizzle out…"

She buzzed, as she regained her smiled, "Oh, I wish… I wanted Behoimi… soooooooooooooooooo…"

She slowly slurred, as Becky said, in complete annoyance, "I think it was pretty obvious. Behoimi, did it say anything about her name on that dossier?"

Media continued to trail off, shutting down, as Behoimi looked at the dossier, "Hmm… It's in alphabetical order… No. Media's not on that list."

Media slurred down to nothing and was shut off, completely. Behoimi cringed, "OH, NO! She's died down! Man, I wish I should've given her the chance… if I cared! I promised myself that I didn't come to this!"

Becky asked, "What'll we do? We can't recharge her… These Penguin Robots don't need a recharge."

Behoimi said, "Oh, yes, they do. You go on home. I'll take care of the rest."

Becky said, as she went to the door, "Okay, then… See you tomorrow."

She shut the door, as Behoimi removed her maid outfit, revealing her chrome robot skin. Behoimi then said, "Forgive me, pal… But I can't have you die, not after everything we've been through. Plus, I know how to recharge these Penguins. I only hope that it won't happen, before Monday."

XXXXX

(Kurusu, up on the roof): What could it be? What is it? It's now Sunday!

XXXXX

Becky plugged each girl in, in a multi-socket HDMI port. Behoimi said that the Penguin Robots all have to be recharged by an HDMI port, or else they will not be fully charged. Becky said, "It's weird, even though I do not have an HDTV or anything."

Behoimi smiled, "I do. Why do you think I worked out at boot camp, long ago?"

Becky huffed, "You never went to boot camp…"

She then adjusted Kurumi, who was put together, as she concluded, "By the way, thanks for reminding me about Kurumi. I knew we forgot her. She's so plain that we forgot."

Behoimi said, "Well, I had her checked, before they are all set. Once they reach 100%, we deliver them to the classroom. And no one, not even it will ruin this moment."

Becky asked, "It?"

Behoimi replied, "We're lucky it didn't happen… not before it happened, long ago, after the first development of the Penguins."

Media was plugged in, as she was lying on the table. Becky asked, as she covered Media's body with a tarp, "Behoimi, what is it? Does it have anything to do with the girls' behavior?"

Behoimi said, "It's a bit fuzzy, but I saw it with my own eyes."

"Wait! You knew what it was?"

"Yes… for some reason."

She explained, "It… It's actually I.T., standing for Ichijou Technician. Weird the name it may be, but she is responsible for making the Penguin robots become what they are. They are hidden technicians, each with its own agenda of making sure the robot girls stay responsive and to know well of their fellow Penguin. Only four were hired to watch over the Penguin prototypes, but by the time the project was closed, they disappeared, without a trace."

Becky asked, "And how do you know all this? Is it because you're a robot, too?"

Behoimi stated, "My name may be on the list, but I am not sure… I have no clue why it happened. Media's name wasn't on the list, and look at her, now."

Media was still recharging, as she was beeping. She then beeped, with response, "Behoimi… Why?"

She powered down, as Becky asked, "Hmm… Say, why did you know all about the Penguin situation?"

"Would you believe that I was a technician in the project?"

Becky then turned her around, as Behoimi cried, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Becky pulled her shirt up and spotted a metal plate on her back. She yelled, "Not a Penguin robot school girl? EXPLAIN THAT!"

Behoimi looked in a mirror and gasped in horror, "No… It can't be true… I'm a robot, too?"

Becky said, "You know everything, because you're one of them! Now, confess! Why did you replace my students with robots?"

Behoimi groaned, "I don't know! It's been so long! The project shut down, after a failed attempt to create the perfect High School girl… But it seems that our projects were brought here, by mistake. Momotsuki… BZZT!"

She beeped, as she rebooted, "It's very easy, Becky. I was created to become one of the maintenance drones to the Penguin project, but there was a snag, and the OS in our hard drive acted up, and we acted as sentient people. However, only most of the female class had become sentient, while a tad few remained as part of the failed project. The girls we are, over here, except Media, were among the original designs for Penguin, spreading our P-Virus to everyone that came in contact with. We only do that, to make sure no one knows about us, in a certain and unique way."

A voice called, "That is quite enough, Behoimi."

Becky gasped, as Ichijou's Little Sister appeared, standing on Media's body. She turned to Media, as Meidia asked, "Oh… What do I owe the pleasure, little one?"

Ichijou removed her HDMI cord, as Media slurred, "Meeeeediiiiii…"

She collapsed, as Ichijou's Little Sister spoke, in a deep voice, "You've done enough, unit B. For this, you shall be reprogrammed."

Behoimi gasped, "No… It's I.T.!"

Becky gasped, "Wait… It can talk?"

The little Ichijou pulled out a small remote and pressed a button. Behoimi froze in place, as she started beeping in a robotic voice, motionless and standing straight, "I am the soothing magical girl…"

She spoke in a loop, as Becky cried, "This is insane! You're the same technician that created your sister?"

Ichijou's sister said, "Yes. And you have peered into our secret, long enough. Despite your meddling ways, it's too late. The Penguin project failed, after we tried to make the girls perfect, even my own sister, Ichijou. She was the perfect girl, but she was anything, but perfect. Pobody's nerfect…"

Becky asked, "Huh?"

The little one said, "It's a codename for Nobody's Perfect. But it is safe to say that these girls are perfect, thanks to you."

"Me? Why is that? All they do is hug me, torture me, scare me, try to rip on me, and even disobey me! These stupid girls have no right to become like that, after-. WAIT! How did you know about me?"

"I know you much, Rebecca Miyamoto. In fact, I recall meeting you, for the first time, when you and my robots were cleaning the pool."

"That was a cheating way by the adults…"

"Either way, you had to make them work, but you were simply abused by making them angry, by doing your work. When I heard wind of it, I rushed by and helped. However, it appears that the girls were giving good advice… even since you were in a break room, as Sis said. I am amazed that, even through your help, after a giant bully came by, and you used a giant robot to stop him. You even had Kurumi wanted to stand out. But it seems that a robot can dream. Do not worry. Kurumi will get hers, one day… That was very innovative of you, when Kurumi was excited for being in a suit and helmet."

"I said we'd forget about it, but I never knew she'd remember."

"Yes. Of course, we wanted to test-run a fembot that can fight in a tokusatsu film, but I guess I saw that a female Pink Lightan just flew by, which has already been done. So, we put that on consideration…"

Becky growled, "Okay, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I want to know why you created these monsters, only for your academic endeavors!"

Ichijou's sister said, "Ichijou, since the first day you came, wanted to learn more about you, after the last teacher quit his job, during last year's semester. The truth is… he was traumatized, after he learned the truth about the girls."

"And the other teachers?"

"Not a clue. They just didn't know, or care, for that matter."

"So, you mean, only 2-C has the robot girls from the failed project Penguin?"

"Exactly. Well… Classes 2-C and 2-D. However, Nanjo and Miyata are not robots we created. Only Behoimi and Serizawa. Media, well… She was a freelance android."

She jumped up and kicked Media's head off, as it dropped to the floor. She barked, "Piece of junk poser! She's not in our databanks! When news of her coming in, I had to make a stand. So, I stuck around, staying with Sis, and to make her and her friends work in 100% efficiency… until today… when the mass malfunction came to pass, as they started to short out, after an incident, in which you did, the other night. You knew of our secret, but they shorted out, on their own. Seems that, after all that time, it overloaded their memory banks."

"Blame Serizawa! She stepped in, acting like a fembot!"

"No… Serizawa meant to do it, as she made everyone, including Rei, Miyako, and Himeko, malfunction, in order for you to learn more of Penguin. Serizawa's P-Virus came into play."

Becky shouted, "STOP SAYING P-VIRUS! GOD! They're robots, not zombies!"

Ichijou's sister pouted, "Sorry… But that's how we say it."

She then said, as she reached for her bag, "So, anyway, you knew of our secret, I'm afraid that we'll have to dispose of you."

Becky shouted, as she ran off, "Like hell I will!"

BEEP!
Becky's legs froze, as she was stuck on the floor. She felt her legs and cried, "WAUGH! WHAT DID YOU DO? Don't tell me… I'm a robot?!"

Ichijou's sister smiled and said, "No, you're not. Thank Himeko, last night, for adding some tranquilizer nanobots, in case you tried to run away from the truth."

Becky growled, "Damn you… You cannot win…"

Ichijou's sister said, "Oh, no?"

She held up a small radio and ordered, "Robots! Strip down!"

They responded, as they stood in attention, removing all their clothing, revealing chrome silver parts. Becky was shocked, as she gasped, "No way… Is that how a Penguin robot would look like?"

Ichijou's sister said, "No, they're not like that. That is only their exoskeleton, in which I can make them shift their synthetic skin, into brand new skin. You see, during a late Sunday night, my I.T.s and I visit each of the robots' house, with a GPS device, and we order them to repair themselves, along with readjusting their features and skin. They don't last forever, you know. We always fix them, in the dead of night, and there are about 13 of these Penguin robots, here… including your bitchy friend, Rei, who – spoiler alert – was about to be reprogrammed into your own slave maid robot! Hmm?"

Becky shivered, as the robots marched off, "No, I was… uh, I was only kidding! I mean, she never gave me orange juice, but just peach! She's such a bully! I HATE PEACH JUICE!"

Ichijou's sister replied, "I see… And you always get scared by her menacing eye attack, which freaks you out. To be honest, that part of her system was not in the original design. But it showed results, so I let it stand."

She continued, as she placed a small device on the floor, as she placed a small ray gun, pointing at Becky. She then said, "Well, I'll take it from here, since it's almost nightfall. I shall rebuild the robots, including that fake maid, Media, is it? And then, by tomorrow morning, they will not be malfunctioning, again. Trust me. I know how it goes."

Becky asked, "What will you do to me?"

Ichijou's sister said, "Well, since you wanted to help out, instead of destroying my creations, I decided to spare you… but I will erase everything you knew about the Penguin project, and the events that started, during the sleepover. You see, I always repaired the girls, if something went wrong. Ichijou, last week, as sitting by the pathway, but her circuits had halted. It seems that her body was weakening. But Miyako, who was sentient in her human form, brought her here to you… And that was when I observed you, until the time was right. It seemed well, until you found our secret failed files."

Becky sobbed, "Please… I'm a teacher! You can't hurt me!"

Ichijou's sister said, "Forgive me, but it's the only way. Besides, I can't dare remove you from existence, after what you've done to them…"

She added, "Like the time you wanted to cheer Kurumi up, after you called her Boring Girl."

"Look, that was on my second day, and I instantly forgot their names! I was new in the teaching job!"

"Or… how about the time you removed Himeko's Cowlick Adapter?"

"I was angered, since I had a cowlick, from bed hair!"

"Or… what about when you used my Serizawa Robot to pose as you?"

"That was when the PTA wanted to observe me! I didn't want to have them perform on me, now can they?"

"OH, YEAH? What about the time you thought Miss #6 was in a relationship, when it turns out it was admiration towards the human, Igarashi? Or the time you had your entire class quarantined from the Peach Moon Virus? Or when Himeko had a mushroom on her head, controlled by an alien? YES! I scanned that fungus!"

Becky nervously trembled, "Uh… Are you… How did you even know about me? You're crazy!"

Ichijou's sister pressed the button, as the LED lights flashed orange and yellow, as she concluded, "Yes, doubt me… But it's the horrible truth. The sad reality is… you have known the secret… and you must never find out. Penguin cannot be breached from the outside world, or the world would sink to chaos. Imagine, having a school of robot high school girls, and on the local news, too. Think of the perverts, the parents, and even the single high school boys that wanted a date. They must never know… The world you live in… this place… is your own personal dream of teaching my robots to become human, but not perfect. It is all a simulated class you have, in your own personal hell… or as I call it…"

She spoke in a baritone, "Momotsuki Acaaaaaadeeeeemyyyyyyy…"
ZAP!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-."

Becky's body fell to the floor, frozen and stiff, as she was motionless and cold, with her face making a huge surprised look of horror on her face. Ichijou's sister smiled evilly and said, "Pui~!"

The next morning, Becky woke up from her bed and yawned, looking at the alarm clock, "Damn it… This sucks…"

She looked at the clock, as it said 7:00am. She then moaned, "Another day, another class to teach…"

She called out, "Hey! Mesousa! Mesousa?"

She ranted, "Damn it! Where is he?"

She got up from bed and huffed, "Oh, who cares? Stupid rabbit…"

XXXXX

The following hour, Becky, in her long blonde hair, wearing a red blouse and short jeans, was walking to school, as Rei called to her, "Hey! Becky!"

Becky huffed, "What do you want?"

Rei said, "Hey, about the other day, with Ichijou, we jumped to conclusions and we wanted to apologize to Ichijou. Here. We all pitched in and have ourselves a little juice break, before school starts."

She held up some cans and said, "Here. What would you like?"

Becky cheered, "I want orange!"

Rei gave her a can and said, "Here. You get peach."

Becky griped, "But I hate peach! I wan-! Huh?"

She noticed that the cans all had orange on them. For some reason, Becky was surprised by Rei's sudden change. She took the can and said, "Fine."

Becky giggled, "Lucky break!"

She walked off and said, "Get to class soon, Rei. School will be starting, soon. Also, buy more of these for lunch, later today. I think I want more peach."

Rei bowed and said, whirring down, "Yes, Miss Miyamoto."

She walked off, with a click in her step, twitching from her left eye.

Yes, it seems that Ichijou's little sister erased everything that occurred, since Becky found out about Ichijou, the robot girls, and the organization, Penguin. But the robots of 2-C remained normal, since it was in their programming. Peace was finally restored, as Becky continued her days in Momotsuki Academy.

Becky took a sip of her orange juice, but…
PTOOOOOO!
She spit it out, in a spit take, and roared, "WAUGH! This isn't orange juice! This juice is too hot!"

She coughed, as she gagged, as Ichijou walked passed her, without looking at her. She then beeped, as Becky was fanning her mouth, "I am Ichijou, the class rep. BZZT! …class rep. BZZT! …class rep. BZZT! …class rep. BZZT! …class rep. BZZT! …class rep. BZZT!"

She twitched a bit, as Becky didn't pay attention to it. Ichijou's sister was in her backpack, as she winked, "Pui~!"

Becky cried out, "WATER!"

She gasped, "AAAGH! She's going to buy more?"

She dashed off, as she screamed, "REI! NO! WAIT! FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE MACHINE! STAAAAAAAAAAHP!"

Meanwhile, Mesousa and Lord Cat were sitting where the vending machine that flew off, once stood. They were on a blanket, having body heat-temperature sodas, as Lord Cat said, "You know what, nya?"

Mesousa asked, "What?"

Lord Cat remarked, "Maybe those girls that fondled at you weren't real… like the others I just met, last night, during a huge malfunction, nya."

Mesousa sipped his soda, as he asked, "What was it?"

"Maybe they were robots."

Mesousa said, as he was sad, "I just wish I'd believe you… because it's sad, because it's true…"

Lord Cat sighed, as they sipped their sodas, "I guess you're right, nya. I miss my old home, nya."

As they continued to sip, a shadow grew over them. It grew bigger… and bigger… and then…

SMASH!
It landed on both animals. It was a huge blue vending machine, which came from space. The door opened, as Lord Cat was in glee, having his soda.

"I'm home. I'm home, nya. Hooray!" He smiled and said in a joyful tone.

Mesousa, however, was crushed from under the vending machine. His small legs wriggled, as he muffled, "Uh… Hello? I can't breathe from down here…"

(Moonlight Love plays)

The End

Up in space, Mech-Asahi was fighting off against the huge vending machine robot. The robot called out, "BEVERAGE!"

Mech-Asahi shone her eyes and fired twin lasers at it. She cried, "CUTE EYE BEAM!"

BLAST!
The robot was singed, as Mech-Asahi held her wrists up, "Now, you outdated can of carbonation! Prepare yourself!"

She beeped, as she produced a huge black boxing glove. She charged at the machine and called out, "Mech-Asahi Special Slugger Attack – K-O-Bu!"

BOOM!
The robot was socked in the face, as it plummeted down to Earth. It disappeared into the globe, letting out a small twinkle in Japan. Mech-Asahi grabbed a can of soda that was floating in space and thought, "Huh? It's warm. I should have the guys look it up. But first…"

She whirred to the alien ship, as the Alien Captain cried, "AAH! M-M-M-M-M-M-Mech-Asahi!"

The Alien Commander shrieked, "OH, NO! SHE'S GOING TO KILL US!"

Mech-Asahi floated towards the spaceship, and then asked, "Hey! Excuse me? Is anyone on board, in there? Which one of you guys know how to get back to AAW HQ, from here? My GPS scanners are not responding, and I seemed to be far away from my home. I cannot pinpoint the building."

The Alien Captain shuddered in fright, as the Commander whispered, "Just say NO, sir…"

The captain wailed, as he was bowing to Mech-Asahi, "PLEASE! DON'T HURT US, MISS TRANSFORMER! We'll take you back, if you don't destroy us! Pleeeeeease!"

Mech-Asahi asked, "Huh?", as she was confused.

Mistaken identity…
(Alien Commander): Wuss.

(Ichijou, voice-over): Hello. I am Ichijou, the class rep. Hello, I am Ichijou. Class Rep. I am Ichijou… Hello, I am Ichijou… BZZT! Hell-ll-ll-ll-lo, I am-m-m-m-m… BZZT! Error! Ichijou Robot system error… My name is Ichijou-! BZZT! Ichijou-! BZZT! Ichijo-! BZZT! Help me, Becky Miyamoto… You're my… fried takoyaki…
I am Ichi-Ichi-Ichi-Ichi… BZZT! POP!
(Noises made, as smoke was hissing)
I am Ichi… Ichi… joooooooooooooooooooooo…

(PA; voice-over): Ichijou Drone has been damaged; Repair Bot 09MP, please report to broken drone, at once.

Miz-K Note: You may notice that this fic has a bizarre ending. However, there are TWO alternate endings, befitting to the Pani Poni series. If you'd like, PM me to see two possible endings.
NOTE: I'm saving THESE alternate endings for everybody, in a separate fic, as a showcase for alternate endings, coming soon.