Dune Galaxy

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers. That goes to Nintendo. The only characters I own are those from the Golden Land, angels from Skyworld including the royal bodyguards, Angel Assembly and archangels along with all the other angels and of course the witch hunters. I also own Daedalus, Diamond, Pearl and the Guardian of Music Kaleido.

Summary: Rosalina has been feeling down for a while so Palutena decides to bring all the female Smashers out on a summer vacation to Dune Galaxy where there is a swimsuit contest going on to see who is the hottest babe of the galaxy. Palutena drags a few of the guys along just for the fun. Unfortunately, Pit and Dark Pit get separated from the others when an unexpected sandstorm hits them in the galaxy and they end up stranded in a weird part of Dune Galaxy where they encounter Pandora who Dark Pit was certain he killed and a petite, beautiful archangel who Pit swore he met somewhere before.

Pairing: Pit/Pittoo, Robin/Shulk, Ganondorf/Palutena, Alvis/Rosalina, Mario/Peach, Pandora/Daedalus (OC) and implied Prism/Raven (OC/OC)

Rated: T (for teen)

Genre: Romance, Humor, Friendship, Drama and Family

Warning: Sexual themes, nudity, swearing, gender bending, (comical) violence and unintentional OOC

This is the summer fic and technically filler for Super Smash Galaxy. This is a legit story with no sex tacked on (mainly because I couldn't think of anything without copying Aria). Enjoy! And yes, reading Clockwork Galaxy is essential for understanding this particular chapter.

Chapter 1: Too Hot

In an isolated moving galaxy called Mecha Galaxy, a girly scream could be heard echoing throughout the area. Technically, there was only one female resident in Mecha Galaxy and that was the daughter of the man in charge who called himself Diamond. This didn't sound like a young teenager though. While the voice was still youthful sounding, the pitch was noticeably higher.

"DIAMOND! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" The voice screamed nearly causing the glass windows in the lab room to shatter upon impact.

Diamond was an old man. He could not take the screams of a loud woman especially knowing whom it was he did this to.

"My project is perfect, Daedalus." He spoke with an evil grin seeing the woman rush out of the lab room covering her body with nothing but her arms due to the fact there wasn't anything in the lab that could be used to wrap her with. "You are looking delicious tonight."

The person in front of Diamond was originally a man and a fallen angel to boot. Daedalus had let his guard down around Diamond after the new timeline started. He had locked himself into his room to work on that miniature robot that he told Raven about. He had already decided it would be a scanner that would be able to keep a record of all the locations he had been and be able to find the person he cherished dearly. For fun, he added the witty voice that was meant to speak to him about the situation…and it ended up developing a will of its own with how it often spoke back to the fallen archangel.

The minute he perfected the robot that he dubbed Tinker, Diamond barged into his room and knocked him out. Only now did he just wake up and find that anything that made him a man was gone and replaced by female genitals hence his screaming.

Diamond got a wonderful look at Daedalus' female body. Daedalus had no confidence in his male body. His female body didn't look any better with how he appeared to have shrunk in height and his chest was rather flat. It was a B cup, but that might as well be closer to non-existent in his book especially when the universe had a D cup as the average chest size. His hair wasn't as spiky as a woman. Not only did it droop a little, but he had a strain of hair sticking upward. His face became more "innocent" looking with his eyes not being as slanted or his cheeks being slightly puffier. The most noticeable feature is that the black wings that Daedalus prided on were now white. It was like he was never casted out of heaven and if Daedalus looked in the mirror, he would have been furious. His prime concern was his chest though more than anything.

"You dirty old man! Who said you could experiment on my body! Remember what happened nine timelines ago?! Remember how I said if you tried anything funny that I would end you? I'm serious!"

Daedalus was so furious that when he tried to bring out his hidden claws, they didn't show up immediately. "W-What the hell?!"

"Ho-ho-ho…you think I would fall for that twice? Unlikely. You forget, I remember everything in the past too. While I perfected the experiment, I needed those claws to stay inside. Suffice to say, you won't be able to use them for a while…at least until this gender bender spell wears off."

"Wait…spell?"

Diamond continued to laugh as he went over to Daedalus immediately causing him to step back. He eventually got backed into the wall with nowhere to go. Knowing how Diamond was…he suddenly felt nothing but dread.

"I have done it. With a little bit of magic and help from my robots, I have perfected the gender bender spell that I can use at will. It is now stronger than that brat."

"…Prism?" Daedalus asked in disbelief. He flinched feeling Diamond immediately pull his arms away from him to stare at his breasts. "Guhh! What are you doing?! Stop!"

Diamond licked his lips glancing at the brightly tinted nipples that slightly moved due to Diamond's forced movement. Daedalus' face turned the color of a tomato as he looked away not wanting to look into the old man's cold eyes or smell his disgusting breath.

"Daedalus is a beautiful woman." A third voice spoke. Daedalus flinched hearing his yellow robotic body turn on and scan him. "Despite the belief that men prefer women with larger breasts, you are the idealized figure without the fear of being called a slut for even an average breast size. The amount of milk you can give is…"

"DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"

The old sorcerer laughed again as he forced himself off of the black turned white archangel.

"Oh-ho-ho. You should take that as a compliment. Most women would kill to have a body like yours."

"You…fabricated this body…this isn't…me…" The chocolate haired brunette growled again looking down at his body in shame. "…What can I do in this useless body? Even if I find her…she won't recognize me…much less…"

"That's not my problem." Diamond said simply as he ordered a robot to open the door where he ejected things he no longer wanted in Mecha Galaxy. "That reminds me, there's a swimsuit contest going on in Dune Galaxy. I want to see how desirable you are."

Daedalus paled now hearing swimsuit and contest in the same sentence. "W-Wait…don't tell me I'm only a woman to fulfill your sexual fantasies!"

"Oh-ho-ho. I only have one beautiful person in my mind but you and Virtue come close to my next potential brides." The old man mocked. "Anyways, I need to see how long this spell will actually last. When I come and pick you up, the spell will be over…but I expect you to survive the heat in more ways than one."

Daedalus shook his head in defiance. He was going to go back to his room and wait until this spell wore off. Unfortunately, he had no choice. A few robots showed up to seize him by the arm.

"NO! I WON'T DO THIS, YOU SICK PERVERT!" Daedalus shrieked. "I DON'T EVEN HAVE CLOTHES ON! YOU WANT TO EJECT ME FROM THIS PLACE NAKED?! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT!"

"You threaten me so many times that they don't affect me anymore." Diamond told him with a sigh. "Off you go. Hopefully you can meet a lot of attractive people there and get laid for once." Diamond added that last part darkly knowing full well why Daedalus wanted to keep his virginity.

The entire time, Daedalus struggled to break free. As a woman, his physical strength was even weaker, so he had no choice but to let them throw him out the galaxy like he was a servant to the divine beings. Diamond had already decided the trajectory of Daedalus' travel, but due to suddenly throwing him out without time to prepare, the probability of Daedalus passing out and washing up on shore was very high.

"Not my problem." Diamond repeated as he prepared the tissue box amongst other things. "Now, let's see how things place out. Ho-ho-ho. I am so evil."

Raven already knew this timeline was going to suck the minute Prism decided to disappear on her. There was a pattern that every even number would be a timeline of relaxation while odd timeline numbers would have her dealing with serious drama. Raven wanted to break out of the mold after successfully recruiting one of the Band of Six members Alm into her ranking. After the previous timeline though, Alm would not be recognized as a witch of the Golden Land therefore Raven had to keep her eyes on her and plan accordingly.

The raven haired teen felt like Rosalina needed to stay out of her plans from now on after the disaster at Clockwork Galaxy. She could confirm that the only good thing that came out of that was that Pit's desire to split Dark Pit's soul away from him was indeed successful therefore it would only be a matter of time before the two realize something is up and start confronting her in the timelines that follow. Erasing memories really isn't Raven's thing, so if she has to do that to them despite their importance would be troublesome.

As she prepares the next plan to kill the next Band of Six member, the Marionette Witch Pop storms into her quiet room with smoke steaming out of head like an old style train.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE PRISM!" Pop shouted immediately causing Raven to stop what she was doing so the black witch wouldn't see what she was doing knowing full well that if Pop ever found out like that one timeline, they would be at odds with each other and Raven didn't need to fight with the other members of the Golden Land. "HE TOOK ALL THE GUYS WITH HIM AND WENT TO A WHORE HOUSE!"

In that moment, Raven wanted to find Prism and kill him, bring him back to life and kill him again.

"…Does he not know that those Sorority Witches are going to kill him?" Raven questioned while groaning at the stupidity of the creator of the universe. "Who did he bring?"

"HE LEFT HIS FEMALE FURNITURE BEHIND AND TOOK ONLY CHESTER! ALL THE GUYS ARE GONE! SAMARIUM EVEN LEFT FLYNN HERE! THAT POOR GIRL FEELS BETRAYED!"

"Can you stop screaming in my ear? I can still become deaf despite being immortal."

Pop pouted as a response. "Aren't you angry?"

"…I'm use to Prism doing stupid stuff like this." Raven admitted. "Getting angry with him isn't worth it."

"But aren't you jealous that he's hitting on all of these older women with busts?"

"He ain't scoring with them, so no."

"Ooooh. Burn."

Raven ended the back and forth conversation with Pop to get back to the task at hand. However when Pop was serious that only the girls were left behind, she meant it. Cone was still around in charge of the Furniture and she barged in with the greatest idea ever.

"Raven, big brother isn't here! We can go to the beach without his watchful eye!"

Immediately Raven wanted to hide in the darkness. A pale girl like her in the hot sun? She would rather be burnt to a crisp than allow people to check out her undeveloped body.

"Nope."

"Oh come on, Raven! Please!" Cone begged with her big puppy dog eyes.

"No…"

"Oh come on. Scared I'll look better next to you?" Pop teased as she leaned on the older witch.

"Piss off…" Raven groaned realizing she was going to get dragged into this nonsense and nothing would get done.

"It's a swimsuit contest!" Cone declared. "We can so win if we work together!"

"Cone…you look nine…" Raven growled losing her patience with Prism's little sister. "I am flat and so is Pop. Unless you want to promote your Furniture, you can count me out."

Insulting Malinche was a surefire way for Raven to be dragged out of her comfort zone. Immediately, she flinched feeling a tentacle rub against her cheek.

"Aww, don't be like that. I can't help myself if I'm beautiful."

"Stupid frickin'…"

"PLEASE RAVEN! PLEASE COME WITH US!" Cone whined looking ready to cry now.

"Yeah, come on." Pop added. "Stop cramming yourself in this dark room. Let's have a girl's night out for once."

That sounded nice. Even in timelines where she could chill out, she rarely hung out with the others. At the beginning she would participate with the other witches and sorcerers in their games, but the more she turned back time, the more she distanced herself from them. She was reminded daily how they would die at the very end unless she was satisfied with the results and it made her hate herself for choosing Prism over everyone else. Yet, here they are wanting her to play with them still…

"You should take the offer."

Raven flinched hearing a familiar voice. The others haven't noticed the presence of another witch, but the Witch of Despair wished that Alm wouldn't make her presence so obvious to her.

"It will be fun. You can introduce me to them again."

"…Yeah…okay…" Raven muttered. "I'll go."

The entire room lit up with happiness at her submitting to their whims. Cone cheered as she left to go get everything ready. Pop reminded Raven that they were going to get her in something cute that even Prism would look her way causing the raven haired teen to blush at the thought. As everyone left, the Viking witch Alm made her appearance.

"You just want to make friends."

"You want me to stay loyal to you? Allow me to befriend them over and over again. I like them a lot."

Raven sighed realizing that there was no escaping this fate. She decided Alm would suffer by being with her, and now Raven immediately regretted it. Unknown to her, by leaving with the rest of the girls, she would leave her partner X alone in the Golden Palace far from amused that he was left behind to sulk.

After what had occurred at Clockwork Galaxy, Rosalina had been in a state of depression ever since. As expected once the Great Evil had appeared to murder everyone, the timeline was reset and everyone forgot what happened. The Queen of the Cosmos believed that Palutena would keep her promise but her best friend having no memory made her realize it was pointless to make any promises.

This was made worse that no one would remember what Rosalina did in that timeline. She had let the Band of Six member Alm take control of her body after she was put into a vulnerable state. She had nearly killed some of the Smashers and nearly broke her friendship with Mario as a result of it. She may have been saved but she felt like the damage of that timeline would affect her forever. The only thing Rosalina felt stuck from the previous timeline was Dark Pit no longer being connected to Pit's soul. It wasn't apparent to them yet but when Pit was injured, Dark Pit no longer felt the pain. He no longer needed to eat, drink or sleep for Pit when the older twin was neglecting his health. Now it was all on Pit and it showed a lot when he went on his missions. He didn't go for the separating the soul anymore, but that might be because it wasn't top priority like it was in the last timeline (or maybe in the back of his mind, he already knew and didn't need to waste time on that).

Rosalina's depression hasn't gone unnoticed by those close to her. While she appeared stoic, the bright light that radiated from her wasn't as strong as it used to be. Mario, Luigi and Peach had asked her if they could help her with anything but she denied having any issues. The green haired Goddess was put to the task of cheering her friend up, but she couldn't figure out why Rosalina was upset in the first place. She assumed it had to do with unrequited love with Mario and while that may have been part of the problem, it wasn't why Rosalina was saddened in the first place.

"Perhaps its time we have a vacation." Palutena tells her one night. "Pack your things. Us ladies are all going to go to Dune Galaxy."

Rosalina was confused with her best friend. Why would she need to cheer her up when she had no memory of the promise unless…

"I do not really want to go." The Queen of the Cosmos tells her but is forced to search for a swimsuit anyway. "I am not really in the mood."

"Turn that frown upside down, then wear it backwards!"

"…What?"

"Rosalina, you need to cheer up. Regardless of what Master Hand says, I'm taking you on a well deserved vacation."

"…But I am piloting the Comet Observatory…"

"Well, you don't want me to be steering it, now would you?"

"Nope."

"You could always let that one cute guy that's always with Shulk steer it for you."

Rosalina let out a rather huge sigh at this. Palutena was talking about Alvis. In the last timeline, Shulk failed to introduce him to everyone. Now this time around, he was successful and is a regular in Smash Brothers Mansion as a result. She really didn't like Palutena or the other girls pushing the Goddess of Space with the silver haired Homs. Alvis was rather oblivious to the thing they call love and Rosalina knowing what has occurred in the past did not want to pursue him again mainly for his sake.

"No." She told her sternly. "You said it would be an all girl's vacation. Please keep it that way."

"So you will go then, right?"

"Do I have a choice?"

"Nope. But let me tell you I can't leave my angels here. No one will serve me without them."

"Of course…and you'll be bringing Ganondorf too I bet."

"Yep."

"…And you're going to probably drag Shulk into this so we have another attractive male to look at when we go to Dune Galaxy."

"How did you know?!"

Rosalina was so done with Palutena at this point as she prepared to pack up. She wondered if the other female Smashers already knew about this trip to the beach and was just waiting on Palutena to get Rosalina to succumb to the idea of relaxation.

"Oh, and knowing Robin, she'll drag her little brother along so he can attempt an S Support and fail in the process."

"So much for a girl's thing only…when there are five guys…"

"Would you like burgers and fries to go with that?"

If only Rosalina could break the fourth wall as easily as Palutena…

And this is where the story picks up for the Smashers. All female Smashers (along with Viridi and Phosphora who were not going to be left behind) left in the middle of the night without telling Master Hand or the other male Smashers. Only Pit, Dark Pit, Ganondorf, Shulk and Rob were able to go with the ladies for the reasons she listed. It made Rob feel special because he thought he would be able to find a romantic partner this time around and he was surrounded by beautiful women and mostly gay men (not counting Ganondorf of course who had his eyes on Palutena only. No one was dumb enough to hit on the Goddess of Light nowadays knowing that fact).

Rosalina hesitated to get close to Dune Galaxy knowing full well that sometimes a sandstorm would come out of the galaxy to protect the people of said galaxy. It was nothing the Comet Observatory couldn't handle, but she expected the Smashers to stay in one of her domes when the sandstorm hit.

The problem is that the angels under Palutena had a difficult time listening to instructions. Rosalina was not surprised when she was pushing through the sandstorm with her magic that Dark Pit was dumb enough to stay outside of the dome and watch what Rosalina was doing instead of staying in one the locations and watching from a distance. The reality was that Dark Pit dropped something and needed to grab it before the item was lost into the galaxy forever. As a result of his careless action, he was swept up by the sandstorm that penetrated the Comet Observatory. Pit tried to grab him and pull him back in but the gravitational pull was not present during this time. Rosalina put the absolute focus on getting to the destination that the minute she found out the two angels were swept away it was already too late. She wanted to curse so badly for her mistake but…

"Those two will be fine." Palutena told her being the first one to leave Rosalina's bedroom unscratched. "Pittoo has Pit with him and they have their weapons. Nothing the two can't handle. I can expect them to come back to me anyway since they fell on the planet."

"But they don't have water or suntan lotion…"

"They'll be fine." Palutena repeats to herself more than Rosalina. "Let's just land and enjoy the vacation."

This was going to go so well…

Pandora had to ask herself why she was in this useless galaxy. She had a mission that did not concern the swimsuit contest. In fact, the blue haired Amazon was only here because her friend wanted to come to Dune Galaxy. Her name was Kaleido and she was the Guardian of Music who worked under the Goddess of Love Ceres. Kaleido was the pop star in the universe with how great her music was and being beautiful helped make people recognize her. Pandora thought that Kaleido was bad with choosing a good outfit though. She was pretty enough with her long pink hair and pink eyes, but whenever she put on an outfit to perform, the quality of her appearance went down. Kaleido enjoyed acting like a circus performer more than a singer so she would sometimes put clown make up like the yellow star below her left eye and a blue teardrop below the right eye. It messed up her pretty face to the point it clashed with her outfit. Right now she wore the same makeup design, but had a two-piece bikini. If the design matched her makeup, then it wouldn't be an issue but she had huge pink polka dots with the emphasis on the portions where her female sex organs were. People would sure look at her if the polka dot focus were on her nipples and her other private part for sure. Pandora felt like a bodyguard as a result seeing as she had no real intention of participating in the swimsuit contest. She wouldn't want to win and make her friend cry.

The only problem was that Pandora lost where Kaleido was after her fanbase had separated them. Pandora warned Kaleido that she should have brought the Guardian of Water, Ocean or her singing partner Kite to protect her. She thought Pandora would be enough and look what happened. The bluenette wouldn't have to worry about her friend getting molested on the beach since she was capable of protecting herself, but the fact still stood that having males around her would have reduced the crazed fans.

Pandora groaned as she walked through the beach alone. She wasn't enjoying herself at all especially when everyone was having fun around her. Dune Galaxy was like Smash Brothers Realm opened to races of all kinds throughout the galaxy. She could see some people getting a well-deserved tan, girls who were playing volleyball hoping to attract handsome men and children making sand castles. There were people surfing, swimming and overall just enjoying themselves. Pandora felt like she would never be able to enjoy herself. She came off as a quirky individual, but due to the mission that she gave herself (or rather Ares forced on her) she had become rather disillusioned. Maybe it was because she was the Goddess of Calamity aware that the Groundhog Day loop existed and that she was constantly failing at trying to find the man she sort of had a crush on. When she "died" due to being tricked by her older sisters, she had left behind Daedalus. The last thing she remembered was his tears and his voice screaming her name. She wanted to apologize for making him worry. However, all she has heard are stories at how far he has fallen or how many people he murdered. She remembered Daedalus as a kind individual who couldn't even protect himself. She wouldn't believe that he changed until she met him again.

She felt like such a downer in such a sunny area. She had to stop walking to debate whether or not she should just dump her friend here and go back on her mission. Every time the new timeline started, she would go to a different location hoping to meet Daedalus, but she noticed a pattern. He was never in the same location twice even if the timeline changed, so she felt like she would chase him forever. Sighing in defeat she looked over toward the ocean and continued walking farther away from the beach where there were waves hitting the rocks and less people playing around that area.

It was then did she hear a cry for help. Pandora wanted to ignore it. She wasn't the heroine she used to be now that she had done terrible things when she had no body. Looking up toward the rocks though, she noticed three rather unattractive guys were harassing this poor archangel girl. Pandora was confused on why the girl was naked. Did they strip her to that point or did something else happen?

"Get your hands off me!" She cried weakly trying to fight back but she was already surrounded. "I want nothing to do with you!"

"You talk big for a small, naked girl." The guy who held onto her wrist hummed as he pulled her closer to him and away from the ocean. "You know you want to have some summer fun if you're already in this state."

The girl looked ready to cry in frustration as the other two guys got behind her to grab at her wings.

"I lost my swimsuit in the water…" She murmured weakly. "I just…"

She felt helpless when dealing with these stronger men. One was already rubbing his knee to her naked flesh. Was there anyway she could get out of this?

"Hey you guys. Sexual harassment isn't cool especially if you make a cute girl like her cry." Pandora called out to them. In the end, she couldn't let injustice be done in front of her. "Why don't you have fun with someone who is aching for a fight?"

The three men looked up to see Pandora with a sword in hand. They paled seeing the piercing glare she was giving them. They wanted to grab the pretty archangel and run, but they might invoke the wrath of this terrifying woman.

"Eeek! Don't give us that look! We were just playing!" The leader of the three shouted as he let go of the small girl's wrist.

"Y-Yeah. It's not like we wanted to do anything else with her!" The second guy added as he let go of her wings. The third guy did the same.

"She didn't want to play along anyway! We'll leave."

Pandora waited for the three guys to leave her sight. She continued to give them the look until they were out of sight.

"The nerve of those men…" Pandora mumbled as she rushed over to the girl who had fell to her knees on the rock holding her arms in a way to cover her chest. "Are you okay?"

"Y-Yeah…just startled…" She whispered.

Pandora already felt sorry for the girl. Nobody helped her when she needed it the most…it almost felt like…

"Can you still stand?"

"Y-Yes…"

As Pandora helped her up, she gasped looking closely at the woman's face.

"Y-You're…"

Besides the angel twins being thrown overboard by the sandstorm, everyone else was able to arrive safely on the beach side of Dune Galaxy. Rosalina was surprised at how close she can land the Comet Observatory. It meant that she could easily go back, grab more things when she needed it and then come back out.

Immediately the girls scattered to set things up and find the best spot on the beach. It was amazing how quickly they all changed. If the weather was bad then they might have regretted that action. Rosalina would forever be surprised at how skimpy the female Smashers could be. Peach in particular had no problem taking off her traditional pink dress for something revealing. Mario wasn't around, so he was missing out on his pretty princess. The same can be said about Zelda who decided to follow Peach's example. Samus didn't see the point in wearing anything outside of her normal outfit, but she was rather oblivious to the stares she got in Smash anyway. Then of course there was Palutena who did all in her power to out sexy every person on the galaxy like it was a contest…and there was one that Peach and Palutena were already signing everyone up for and Rosalina simply wasn't interested in it. She'll probably be forced into the contest anyway.

As Rosalina released the Luma to do whatever they want including searching for Pit and Dark Pit, the other three males had went off to do their own thing. Rob was so happy he could take his usual robe off and just wear his boxers in this hot weather. He was glad he already put suntan lotion on. He even brought a pair of shades just so he could hit on the ladies on the beach.

"S Support, here I come!" Rob declared as he ran off like an idiot.

Shulk shook his head in annoyance at how the white haired tactician was acting. Where was his sister when he needed to be restrained?

Oh wait, she's teasing Lucina over there about the outfit she chose. Shulk thought bitterly to himself.

He flinched hearing Ganondorf chuckle. Whenever the King of Evil laughed, it was never a good thing. Shulk turned around and noticed how he already opened a rather unmanly beach chair to sit down and relax. Shulk blinked realizing that even the Gerudo was capable of relaxing if he took off his clothes and being in boxers that blended in with his skin color. The thought alone caused Shulk to blush realize how much of a pervert he has become due to hanging around Rob for too long.

"Heir to the Monado," Ganondorf began catching his attention, "be sure to protect your skin. You may have a darker complexion than most of the ladies, but be warned that this weather is unnatural that even you will start to feel the burn if you stay out too long."

"T-Thanks?"

"Those angels are going to be in a world of hurt if they manage to make it back here." Ganondorf added with another chuckle. "I cannot wait to see the look on their faces when they come running to the Goddess of Light."

Why was Ganondorf acting more cheery than usual? Perhaps Dune Galaxy reminded him of the Gerudo Valley to an extent and he was just reliving happier moments of his life only without the paranoia he had suffered in the past. Then again…Palutena was here making his life more entertaining so…

"I'll keep that in mind." Shulk said as he decided to go follow Rob seeing his roommate already hitting on the first thing with boobs. "Oh come on, Rob! Can you not do that?!"

Palutena was serious when she said the angel twins would be fine. Being thrown off the Comet Observatory meant nothing when they were resilient to almost anything. That was probably a plus of being an angel was that you weren't as frail you appeared at least for Pit. The white angel despite being thrown off was nice enough to grab onto Dark Pit and hold him in an embrace so when they finally landed, Pit would take the full force of the fall while his dark twin for the most part wouldn't be hurt. Their twin connection should have hurt Dark Pit regardless, but given what happened in the previous timeline, the black angel would no longer feel the pain. Unfortunately both angels didn't know that and Dark Pit just thought he got lucky.

The two ended up stranded on the beach on Dune Galaxy far away from where the Comet Observatory was. Dusting off the sand that got on their tunic and wings, Pit made it clear that they needed to get back to Palutena if they wanted to survive in this heat wave.

"My trunks are on the ship!" Pit cried while trudging in the hot sand. "If I stay in this hot tunic, I'll die!"

Dark Pit had it worse though since he was dumb enough to wear all black. He might end up collapsing first if they didn't get in the shade but from where they landed, there was no hint of a cool area to rest. The light captain kept charging along without a care in the world. The only reason Dark Pit didn't complain was that he wanted to save his energy, and yelling at Pit wasn't going to help him one bit.

Eventually, they would reach some civilization. Both angels were relieved that they wouldn't faint from dehydration as they both charged into the small town. This didn't seem to be part of the beach portion. Pit predicted that this might be the area before the beach area judging from how this was the place to buy items for relaxation such as suntan lotion (which they both needed). Unfortunately…

"Dammit! I left my money on the ship too!" Pit whined as he felt the need to make the situation worse. "I can't even buy anything here!"

The younger twin just shook his head in annoyance as he made it clear that he was going to sit down next to the palm tree near the oasis regardless of Pit's desire to make it back to Palutena. He wasn't going to die from Pit being underprepared.

"Uh…you're so useless sometimes Pitstain…"

"W-Well, it's not like you brought anything either."

"That's your job as the big brother." Pittoo mocked but ended up sighing in relief feeling the cool breeze when he finally sat down in the shade. "Must I do everything myself?"

"You know you're the reason we fell overboard in the first place." Pit grumbled. "Your welcome."

Again, Dark Pit rolled his eyes before closing them. He had no problem taking a nap to recharge his energy, but Pit felt like they were wasting time and looking at the oasis water he couldn't drink because he had no money really brought his mood down.

Maybe I should play the innocent, weak angel to get free water. Pit thought to himself darkly as he intended to do so. He wondered if anyone would recognize who he was though since he was well known throughout the universe as the Captain of the Royal Bodyguards and servant to the Goddess of Light. So far, no one seemed to know who he was or rather was distracted with something.

"Did you hear? The king is ready for a sacrifice."

"Who will be sacrificed this time?"

"The question should be why make a sacrifice at this time? Our people need the attraction, and if he does this now then those scary people from the outside will hurt us all."

"It would be good though to get rid of the king…"

"Shh…don't talk about that. We have to act natural to the foreigners."

Pit sighed. The people here mainly consisted of dark skinned individuals similar to the witch hunter Jingle. They were not aliens per say, but in Pit's mind, they came pretty close, and that might be because the people in this area appeared more Arabian than anything else. These people were either walking around in nothing but bikinis or other swimwear or wrapped themselves in white clothing to keep the sun away. Pit didn't hear what Palutena said about what race these people were, but it didn't matter. All Pit knew was that something was going to go down…and he really wasn't interested in Dune Galaxy's drama if it meant suffocating in this hot weather. Once he and his younger twin made it back to Palutena where they can apply sunscreen and get their items then maybe he would consider helping them out.

"…Come on Pittoo. We should be heading in the direction of the beach."

An agitated grumble could be heard as Dark Pit shifted in the small shady, grassy area. "Five more minutes. I don't have your endurance."

"You can't build up endurance if you don't walk."

Again, Dark Pit groaned at how nasty Pit was getting with him, but kept to himself. Before he managed to get up, he spotted familiar blue hair approaching them.

"No way…" He spoke as he immediately stood up. It was a good thing he and Pit still managed to grab a weapon before being tossed off the Comet Observatory or things would have been nasty. "It can't be…I killed her…"

"Huh?"

Immediately Dark Pit rushed out of the shade. Pit thought he was motivated to get to the beach but it was far from it. The light angel something was amiss and followed after Dark Pit after taking a deep breath to go back into the sun without any water.

Dark Pit didn't realize that he had already taken his staff and aimed toward the person who he thought was someone that he had defeated in the past. Said person wasn't dumb either and pointed a sword in his direction. Both ended up really close to each other with Pittoo having his staff to the person's head and the person had their sword to his neck. There was an immediate shriek coming from another person. It wasn't even the townspeople in the area, but it was from someone else entirely. Pit for a moment thought he recognized it and hurried over to his darker twin to assist him.

"PITTOO!" Pit shouted getting his bow ready.

"Oh, it's that parasite." The person spoke with a large amount of venom. "What brings you here to this lovely place?"

"I could ask you the same thing, Pandora!" Dark Pit declared. "You got five seconds to tell me why you're here or I will pump a bullet in your thick skull!"

"Oh, you still talk big for a small fry." Pandora mocked ready to slice his throat before he could pull the trigger.

"P-Please stop!"

Pandora flinched at the voice and frowned. Pit turned toward the girl with four angel wings and gasped.

"Dad?!"

Me: TBC with 7280 words.

Li: Why you making it suspenseful when we all know the girl is Daedalus?

Me: The characters don't know though. Notes!

1. Daedalus' gender bender for me was hard to come up with mainly because I was debating whether or not Daedalus as a girl would have white wings or black wings. If he has white wings, it's harder to point the finger and say that he is Pit's father in a not so convincing drag while the black wings are just a dead giveaway. Even if Pit and Pandora were to know it was Daedalus, it still wouldn't be obvious to the people who don't know him very well. As a result, I decided that his female counterpart would have white wings. And I wanted there to be more implications of what his female form is since I do want to bring up that Daedalus did look into the Mirror of Truth later after Pandora "died."

2. "Not my problem." That sounds something that Reggie would say.

3. Raven is referring to my story Caught when it concerns her falling out with Pop. It could be a spoiler of what's to come but it doesn't spoil the Tales of Symphonia 2 story itself except the Golden Land is indeed going to get involved and screw with them when they should have no business with them.

4. The sorority witches is a reference to The Witch and the Hundred Knight. I wrote on my profile that Prism and his friends went to one of those witch events but they got banned from ever going back because Prism was being dumb. He may be the creator of the universe but he is treated like a child and this is something he can't just use his magic and hope they let him back in. Raven thinks it's dumb he's trying again with all the guys with him anyway.

5. Alvis/Rosalina has occurred in previous stories before Super Smash Galaxy. Palutena bringing it up just rubs salt on Rosalina's wounds at how things keep resetting when she has tried to hook up with him (such as in the Super Smash Arena story as you guys will later find out when I finish that small series).

6. Pit being racist in my story is nothing new but I should bring up that Jingle's extinct alien race is called the Tikies and they are considered Arabian. Dune Galaxy has dark skinned individuals, but would not be considered aliens. Pit just calls any race he doesn't know aliens. Dune Galaxy mixes people being in skimpy outfits with people who cover themselves up to shield themselves from the sun.

That's it. Reviews are appreciated. Ja ne!