There is a small western town that goes by the name of "Cactus Valley". In the western town, there is a saloon, and the Warners happen to work there. Yakko plays the piano and sings upon request. Wakko makes drinks at the bar area. Dot is a waitress for those who aren't at the bar area. Everything was normal for them until some news was delivered to them. Yakko was at the piano as usual, playing a tune that fans of Animaniacs would recognize as "Yakko's World". As he finished playing the song, he shot a look at some girls sitting at a table and twitched his eyebrows. They swooned.
Suddenly, the door swung open, getting everyone's attention. A man came in holding a piece of paper in his hand.
"Gather round, y'all!" he shouted, slamming the paper on a table. "There's a new outlaw in town!"
Everyone in the saloon went over to the man, including the Warners. The piece of paper was revealed to be a wanted sign. Yakko read it outloud.
"Wanted: Rustlin' Russell the Kid. Reward: 10,000 dollars."
"He's a dangerous man!" said the man who brought the news. "He's ruthless, mean, and reckless!"
"Dangerous?" said Yakko, making a courtesy laugh. "Sounds generic to me. I'm sure the sheriff will do something about it."
The man threw the sheriff's badge on the table and everyone gasped.
"That outlaw darn tootin' drove him outta town this morning!"
"Y'all know what this means?" said a woman, panicking. "If we don't do something fast, that feller will be the end of us!"
"We need someone to stop him!" said the man.
He looked at the Warners.
"And you're the only ones who can do that very thing!"
"Of course!" said another man. "Those kids know how an outlaw thinks! And don't y'all remember how they got rid of the other outlaws in this very town?"
Another woman went over to Yakko and begged on her knees.
"Y'all gotta help us!" she said. "We'll be ruined if y'all don't take care of him!"
"She's darn tootin' right!" said another man. "We'll do anything if you'll drive that outlaw outta town!"
Yakko huddled up with his siblings and discussed it for a few seconds, then they looked at the people, waiting for their answer.
"We'll do it!" they shouted.
"But you'll have to pay me in candy!" said Wakko.
"Done!" said the man who walked in.
A few hours later, after everything returned to normal, the Warners closed up shop.
"We can take him!" said Yakko, bringing up what was mentioned earlier. "Wait 'till he sees what he's up against!"
"Yeah!" said Dot. "He doesn't stand a chance against my cuteness!"
Yakko and Wakko rolled their eyes.
"Hey! I can't help it if I'm cute!"
Wakko yawned.
"Well," said Yakko, "we better rest. Tomorrow, that outlaw'll be outta here once we're finished with him!"
"Yeah," said Wakko. "And I'll have my candy too!"
The Warners went to their beds and slept, getting ready for the big showdown. However, their enemy was a step ahead of them. Rustlin' Russell carefully snuck into the saloon, carrying three sacks in his hand.
These are the ones I'll be up against? Three children? Ha! They won't stand a chance against me! Just think about what the town'll do to get them back!
He picked up the Warners and stuffed them inside the sacks. The Warners were being kidnapped and they didn't even notice it…or did they?
