I am taking an HUGE gamble here, don't know if you'll like, most probably every one of you will hate it, but I wanted to try. Sorry if it seems a little cliché, I am not doing it on purpose.

WILL UPDATE ONLY ONCE ONE OF MY ON-GOING STORIES IS COMPLETED.

Here We have Naruto in the Yu-Gi-Oh world, reason as to why and such will probably get answered later...if I feel like it, ah!

I'll change the blond's "Mannerism" a little if you don't mind, just to warn you.

"You bastard" - demon talking / jutsu

"Let's finish this" - dialogue

" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback/Thoughts

Pairing: Naru/Alexis/? Readers' choice (Yu-Gi-Oh Universe ONLY!)

Shinobi deck Master: Cards against Humanit...against students.

Elemental Nations -

'We need to do something! That bitch is trying to destroy us!'

That was the distorted voice of a raven-haired young man yelling at a millimeter of his blond friend's face to be heard over the howling of the wind.

'Do you think I didn't notice?! I can fucking see that!'

The blond answered.

'So? any idea then, smart-ass?'

'I am going to try and take control over that thing! If I am lucky I should be able to...

"WAKE UP!" a new voice roared in annoyance.

Domino City – penthouse -

"WAAAAAAAAAAH!" the blond man that was sleeping in the huge bed bellowed as he sat awake with wide eyes, panting in shock from the abrupt awakening.

"Rise and shine, idiot." a young voice said in bitter sarcasm as the still blurry-silhouette in front of the blond's eyes left the room.

"Sigh! I am coming, it was a bad dream anyway..." the sleepy blond muttered sighing before following the intruder in the living room.

"To what I owe the visit, boss?" the owner of the penthouse asked yawning loudly.

"Last time I saw you, you were living in the same apartment complex the Security Staff members of the KaibaCorp share...why you are in an hideously expensive apartment now?" the guest asked while shamelessly going through the cabinets in the open-space kitchen to prepare himself some coffee.

"Seto..." the blond said whining.

"I am still your boss, Naruto." Seto Kaiba answered with narrowed eyes.

"Whatever?...FINE! I won this place in a duel against some ugly fat-ass, satisfied? He kept goin' on and on about how cool he was, so I challenged him. First win got me this place, the re-match a written contract about him covering every expense, I didn't like that rat-hole so I decided to change address." Naruto answered while sitting down on the couch.

"I expect a more mature attitude from a member of my staff and a man actually older than what he looks like...and that apartment complex is not a rat-hole, it's functional." Seto answered annoyed.

"Age is something you feel, not something that you show and I like to keep in touch with my younger side. And having the paint peel off the walls by itself is not being functional, it's being a cheap bastard." the blond said.

"Be quiet, you fool. I am here because I need your abilities, but I can always modify my plans to include me throwing you out of one of those windows before the actual start if you keep being annoying," the CEO of the KaibaCorp Industries answered snarling.

"As if a fifteen-story fall will stop me, and even then, you like me too much to do that." Naruto answered smirking, not even flinching when a Duel Monster card went throw towards him missing his boxers-clad privates of a mere inch and easily cut through the couch's leather.

"Eh! I rest my case, you love me."

"I should have left you in that pyramid I found you sleeping in years ago." Seto growled in distaste.

"Pfeh! Had you done that you would have been dead of boredom by now." Naruto answered.

"This is not important. What I want is for you to join the Duel Academy under the guise of Security personnel to keep me informed on what happens there. I need someone I can trust enough to not have doubts about informations being 'redacted' before reaching my desk,"

"Duel Academy? You mean that little school you have bought? on that island in the middle of nowhere?" the blond asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Exactly that place, as of late there had been more 'movement' than what there should have been, and the students amassed in the dorms are not the cause of that." Seto answered nodding.

"It happens when you are so hell-bent at having nosy people stay out of your affairs, you risk being unable to follow things yourself," Naruto answered groaning.

"Whatever, your ship departs tomorrow at dawn, it will intercept the one bringing new students to the island so get ready...and for the love of God at least TRY to act professional for at least the first ten minutes after your arrival before reverting into being a buffoon," Seto said sighing.

"Only ten minutes?"

"I know is asking for a lot considering that I know how you normally act, but I do believe in miracles," the other replied nonplussed.

"Very funny, I am bursting my gut laughing," the blond said in sarcasm.

"Bring your best cards, I don't want you to play around, I want my best man ready to pulverize everything in there that has not an authorization."

"I take my job seriously, thank you." Naruto said with narrowed eyes.

"Good, I expect weekly reports. A last thing...what card did you use to win this apartment in your duel against Mister Akagi?" Seto asked.

"Trap Card, the 'Earth Release: Double Suicide Decapitation Technique' one, I removed his last remaining monster for three turns once he used that card to attack me, done that I attacked directly and brought his Life Points to zero; the way he whined when the duel was over had been hysterical," the blond answered.

"I see...I am still surprised Pegasus accepted to create that Deck in your specifics AND promise to never reproduce those cards to sell them." Seto said.

"He never expected someone to challenge him to a drinking contest and actually manage to drink him under the table either...the compromising pictures I took once he fainted from the alcohol also helped," the other said smirking.

"See to stay sober then, I need your senses to stay sharp," Seto said while moving towards the exit.

"HOY! How did you enter by the way? I told nobody about my being here," Naruto asked.

"You have your abilities, I have my money." Seto answered before slamming the door behind himself.

"Bastard...what do you think guys? Will this be another boring mission?" Naruto said as he walked towards his nightstand to take out a thick folder containing hundreds of cards.

"I have a nice feeling about this though..." he then muttered as he just collected every single card in there, just to be sure to have everything he may need.

The next Day – Sea -

The small ship holding the various student, all of them already divided into the three dorms of Duel Academy (Red Slifer, Yellow Ra and Blue Obelisk) was slowly moving towards the faint dot in the distant horizon the captain pointed as the island where the academy was built.

"What do you think? I say that it will be awesome!" one of the boys said with an huge smirk.

"I don't know, Jaden. I am kind of worried." a short boy answered sighing.

"You always have to be so melodramatic, Syrus? Cheer-up!" Jaden said chuckling.

"Ship incoming!" one of the sailors yelled above the talking of the kids making the Captain rush-out with a deep scowl on his face.

"Who's the intruder?" the man asked.

"Small boat, fast...Oh, fuck!" the man with the binoculars answered before paling considerably.

"What?" the Captain asked, by now their conversation eavesdropped by pretty much everyone present with various degrees of success in doing it discreetly.

Once close enough everyone could see that it was a rather big cruiser pure-white in color with silver-blue lining, but what shocked the crew of the student convoy had been the dragon-like creature drawn on the side of the vessel over the ship's name.

"That's a 'Blue eyes white dragon' holding the KaibaCorp insignia, what's that doing here?" the Captain muttered in worry.

"Hoy! Of the boat! We have orders to escort you, we have a Guest that will join you on the island!" the Captain of the 'White Lightning' yelled.

"Orders?"

"Just keep this speed and direction, we will just follow you!"

"Roger! Go tell the others."

"Yes sir!" the sailor answered before sprinting away in a great hurry.

Not sooner that the Captain left the future students of the Duel Academy immediately started throwing around theories about this mysterious Guest that would have joined them.

"Seto Kaiba himself?" a Yellow Ra said.

"Naaah! Probably is Yugi Muto! It would be totally awesome if the Guest is Yugi!" another, a Blue Obelisk, said.

"Is certainly someone important, but not enough to not warrant at least a form of escort, a man like Seto Kaiba would have had at least few other boats around to protect him, even if he himself is said to hate such things, the man's brother would have never let him go otherwise," a Ra student answered with a calculative look on his face.

"That's Bastion for you! Sherlock Holmes-ing everything in an heart-beat!" another yellow-dressed student said smirking making Bastion groan in annoyance.

"The fact remains that he is right, a 'celebrity' would have had at least some sort of security on board, and I can't see any," a Blue Obelisk muttered nodding.

"You think so, Zane?" the girl near him asked.

"It's either that the bodyguards are masters at staying hidden, or that the Guest inside doesn't need them, those are the possible reasons, Alexis." Zane answered nodding.

"If you say so," she answered.

The trip kept going smoothly once the new boat's presence became the norm and slipped outside the young minds in there, until of course both vessel reached shore where the crew of the second boat started panicking because the Guest was nowhere to be seen.

One Hour Later -

"...And so, for the last time, I welcome you all to the Duel Academy, a place where your abilities will be constantly tested to help you better yourself. Before leaving you reach your respective dorm for your 'Welcome Party', I wish to introduce you all to the latest addition to our Staff; sent here directly by Seto Kaiba himself he will help our security staff here at school, so if you see him patrol the area don't worry and ask him for help if you need, he may be eccentric but he is a good guy at heart, or at least he presented himself like that when I met him." The Headmaster, named Sheppard, said concluding his slightly long speech.

"Over here!" a new voice said from behind the crowd.

"Ah! Here he is! Students, this is Mister Namikaze, the man I was talking about." Sheppard said smiling.

"Name's Naruto by the way, so unless I specifically tell you to, don't go through formalities and honorifics when talking with me, those things make me feel old," the blond man said smirking as he walked through the amassed students to reach the Headmaster, his crimson-red cloak with black flames fluttering lazily in weak wind as he walked towards the professors.

"How old are you exactly?" a student asked dumbfounded.

"Boy I may look like a twenty-five years old strapping boy, but I am actually a bit-older strapping man," he answered.

"But still a kid at heart," Alexis muttered smiling, turning bright red when the blond managed to stealthy pinch her ass once passed by her without the others noticing.

"Oh! And please, do challenge me to a duel, I LOVE dueling! and my Deck loves being in the centre of attention as well!" Naruto said once joined the Headmaster.

"I like him already!" Jaden said with a wide smile.

"Anything else to add?" Sheppard asked amused.

"Uhm...Nope! I am awesome, badass and I will turn your life into a living Hell of misery and anguish if I see you break the rules in any way, shape or form...that's all, congratulations for being accepted, I can't wait to see what you all are capable of!" the blond said cheerfully, turning his smile into a glare that managed to freeze everyone (Academy Staff comprised) in place during his threat before immediately smiling again as if nothing happened.

"Nice way to present yourself, Naruto." Alexis muttered sighing.

Later that night – Blue Obelisk Girls Dorm -

Alexis had already changed from her uniform to her night clothes and was sitting cross-legged on her bed while setting her deck, an action she came to repeat whenever deep in thought.

"A penny for your thoughts?" a male voice asked as a pair of strong arms circled her waist.

"Just anxious to begin lessons, but you shouldn't be here, what if someone saw you?" she answered huffing, trying to sound stern while the blond man behind her kept kissing her neck.

"We finally got the occasion to have some time alone far-away from your parents, I thought you would have appreciated it..." Naruto said with a little whine.

"You know what my parents said, to wait until after I graduate, THEN we will be free to do everything we want," Alexis answered, shivering when his hand moved to unbutton her pajama.

"So I should stop?" he asked smirking as his other hand moved slightly more south past her belly.

"...I didn't say that, knowing you you would end-up having your way with Mindy, Jasmine or one of the other girls otherwise," the blond girl answered with a gasp as his finger dipped for an instant in her most sacred spot.

"You have such a little trust in me? You know I like only you, Lexi-chan!" he answered while playfully biting her ear.

It was an instant, a rapid movement of the young woman and the roles went reversed with Alexis straddling him while pushing his shoulders deep into the mattress and her face hovering only few inches above his.

"It's more like that I don't trust the girls not to try something with the 'hot security guard' like I heard several of them call you," she said, answering to his teasing by slowly licking his cheek along the whiskers-like marks he had.

"Uuuuuh!...No matter what the others say...I just love the idea of turning someone as 'Pure' as you Dirty every time we are intimate..." Naruto whispered while tenderly caressing her back and at the same time sliding the top half of her pajama off her body.

"I have to let you do that, God forbid you get the strange idea of leaving me for someone else," she answered before biting his lips lightly.

"We'll need to work on your issues then, because I don't think there is another girl as pretty as you in this world," he answered, watching as she unbuttoned his pants with ease.

"Good! Never forget who you belong to..." Alexis answered before descending on him like an hungry animal.

Meanwhile – Male Dorm – Blue Obelisk - (may contain strong language) -

Chazz Princeton was slowly and carefully moving his school uniform in his wardrobe while preparing for sleeping, his mind drifting as always towards the buxom blond girl Alexis.

"The right Queen for a King like me...so pure and innocent..." he said.

Alexis room -

"YES! YES! HARDER! BREAK ME! RUIN ME!" the girl bellowed as the blond man with her gained even more speed in his thrusts inside her.

Chazz's Room -

"...A woman of such fine tastes and elegant attitude..." Chazz muttered dreamily.

Alexis Room -

"Who are you? Come on! Say it!" Naruto asked while grabbing her arms to pull her back as he kept thrusting forward.

"A DIRTY GIRL! I AM A DIRTY GIRL THAT NEEDS TO BE DISCIPLINED BY HER MASTER!" she answered.

Chazz' Room -

"Yes, definitely someone worthy of being called a Queen, not a single dirty bone in her," Chad said while drifting into sleep.

Back into the Female Dorm – an hour later -(end of adult scene)

"You are a beast, forcing me to look into the mirror as you do those things to my ass..." Alexis sighed while resting her head on her lover's chest.

"Hoy! You know your father would go mad at knowing that her daughter got to the marriage with her virginity no longer there, I had to improvise, and you never seem to mind," Naruto answered chuckling while kissing her forehead.

"You need to tell me how those markings works to make a room sound-proof one of this days, without them this would be even harder...like something that is still poking my leg," she answered blushing.

"You really think that once is enough? I thought you knew me..." he answered proudly.

"I have to wake-up early tomorrow, and you too...so doing it once will need to be more than enough for tonight," Alexis answered as she moved to lie near the blond instead of on him.

"So I'll have to do it now then..." he answered while leaving the bed to look through the pockets of his pants.

"Do it now...what exactly?" she asked curious.

"A very important thing, one that will have to wait until after you graduate to bare fruits but important nonetheless." he said taking out a small squared box and keeping it on his open palm.

"What are you...don't tell me!" Alexis gasped in shock.

"I...talked with your old man, he was not happy of course, but he relented after the third time your mother buried her elbow in his side and so we agreed into doing this properly only once you finished your studies. But I can still ask in the meantime to confirm it," he answered while taking her hand and kneeling down in front of her.

"Oh God!" she muttered with wide eyes as he opened the box to show the ring inside it, the sapphire the band in white gold was holding shining brightly in the room's light.

"Will you...will you marry me?" Naruto asked with a pleading tone.

Sound-suppressing seals or not, the squealed "YES!" Alexis managed to let out before hugging him could be heard all the way back to Domino City, needles to say, after laughs of happiness and kisses of love the blond man had been more than in the mood of taking Alexis and show her what he was really capable of when motivated.

The Next Day – outside the Academy – after classes were over -

"Alexis, you okay? You were spacing out the whole day," one of her friends, Mindy, asked curious.

"I am just tired, that's all. I couldn't get a minute of sleep last night, not that I am regretting it." she answered smiling.

"I know, I was excited too about being here, I kept checking my Deck over and over," another girl, Jasmine, said nodding and missing Alexis' chuckle at her words.

"I am more curious about that ring, it's so pretty!" Mindy said with sparkling eyes while unceremoniously grabbing Alexis' hand to better look at it.

"That is also true, that rock is big enough to produce light on its own! Where did you get that?!" Jasmine asked.

"It's a present from a very special someone," Alexis answered with an happy smile while watching the sun reflect on the ring.

"WHAT?!" a scream of utter horror echoed everywhere as Chazz somehow materialized in front of the girl.

"Who is he?! Who dares try to seduce you with cheap jewelry?!" the young man asked while glaring at the ring.

"That seems far from being cheap, Chazz." Jasmine said with a smirk.

"Okay, I re-do the question...who is the bastard that thinks that our Queen is such a shallow woman to be swayed by some show of money?!" Chazz answered, making the three girls sweat-drop.

"What's happening here? I could hear screams from the other side of the island," Naruto said as he joined the scene along the rest of the students.

"YOU! You should be here to act as Security! And yet you didn't stop a guy from harassing Alexis!" Chazz yelled while pointing an accusing finger at the blond man.

"Harassing?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

"He is over-reacting about my ring, Mister Namikaze, nothing to worry about," Alexis answered sighing.

"Still, he is not thinking rationally. Can you please calm down, Princeton-san?" Nartuo asked.

"I can't! Somewhere there is a dirty guy trying to sway Alexis with empty words and I need to protect her dignity! I can't let some loser trying to win here over! Some unworthy worm that won't stop until he has his way with her!" Chazz answered in anger.

"Uh-hu...he is getting angry," Alexis muttered as she was the only one to notice the tick starting to surface on Naruto's brow.

"What about a duel, Mister Princeton?" the guard asked with a slightly colder voice than what he intended.

"A duel?" Chazz asked.

"Yes. Win and I will personally hunt down this so-called 'mystery guy' for you as apparently Miss Alexis won't tell us who he is...but if you lose you will stop this crusade of yours at once AND clean every classroom as a punishment for disturbing everyone with your childish tantrum, and if you try asking to Crawler to have my punishment being voided HE TOO will join you in the cleaning. What do you think?" the blond man offered.

"Okay...okay, if Seto Kaiba himself sent you here it means you are good, so I only need to win to see that bastard disappear. I accept." Chazz said nodding.

"Good! Take out your Deck, I want to see a Top Student in action." Naruto said as he moved to wear a metallic gauntlet covering his whole arm up to the elbow.

"What's that?" Syrus asked curious while he and the rest of the students moved away to leave some room to the two.

"Duel Disk Mk III, a prototype I am testing for the KaibaCorp," the blond answered as the side of the band opened to unfold a wing-like panel with the Monster Card's slot, the Graveyard and the Deck-holding area surfacing immediately after.

"DUEL!" both said at the same time.

(Naruto: LP 4000. Chazz: LP 4000.).

"Be the first, Princeton-san, you see eager to prove yourself," the blond said smiling.

"You bet!" Chazz answered as he draw the first card of the duel.

"Good, Chthonian Polymer...it's a good start, I need to win this, both to show Alexis my power AND to have an ally in keeping her safe," the young man though nodding.

"I summon Reborn Zombie in Defense Position, and close my turn by setting a card," the Obelisk Student said as an half-rotten corpse appeared on the ground crouching accompanied by a face-down card behind it.

(Reborn Zombie 1000/1600).

"Nice start, I answer by positioning TWO face-downs cards and summoning my own monster, Jounin of Konoha: Kiba Inuzuka!" Naruto said as other than two mysterious cards a boy with wild hair, a green flak-jacket and red markings under his eyes appeared on the battlefield accompanied by the biggest dog the ones watching had ever seen.

(Kiba 1600/1000)

"Never heard of that card, is that legit?" Chazz asked curious.

"Eh! So you are the guy that forced Maximilian Pegasus himself to draw a Special Deck, 'a one-of-a-kind-wonder' by its creator's own admission...how's it called?" Bastion asked with a calculative expression.

"The Deck is called 'Elemental Nations', and each card has been created following the 'Rules' of Duel Monsters, so it's not Broken as someone might say." Naruto answered.

"Interesting...I may end-up challenging you a couple of times if you don't mind, to build a strategy and a counter-deck." Bastion answered nodding.

"Whatever floats your boat. So, ready to send that thing back into the Graveyard, Kiba?" the blond said smirking.

"But it's all rotten! I can smell it from here!" to the others' shock the 'monster' answered with a groan.

"Kiba!" Naruto growled while face-palming.

"...Ops? Hehe! Forget that you heard a monster talk, okay?" Kiba asked making the others face-fault.

"A prototype?" Naruto tried saying while showing the Duel Disk, but while the 99% of the students seemed to accept the excuse Bastion, Jaden, Syrus and Alexis kept looking at him with narrowed eyes.

"As I was saying, attack Reborn Zombie! GO!" the blond man ordered as both Kiba and his dog sprinted towards Chazz' monster.

"Let's go, Akamaru! Getsuga!" the Monster said as both he and his companion jumped high in the air before spinning on themselves to create a drill-like tornado that engulfed the Reborn Zombie reducing it to dust.

(Naruto: LP 4000. Chazz: LP 3400).

"Nice, eh?" Naruto said smirking.

"I am still not done...Now it's my turn, I have drawn Chthonian Soldier and I will summon it on Attack Position." Chazz answered as a new monster covered in silver armour appeared in front of him.

(Ch. Soldier 1200/1400)

"Uuh! I know that one! It deals the same battle-damage to both players upon destruction, good thinking," the blond said in approval.

"Thanks, I am not in Obelisk Blue just for my good looks," the other replied as his turn ended.

"I figured that out myself, otherwise Crawler would have had no sense in being on this Island at all," Naruto replied making more than one student chuckle and the hidden professor growl in annoyance from his hiding spot.

"Well, I'll need to answer to that then, I draw a card...and summon Jounin of Konoha: Ino Yamanaka as my new monster," the blond added as a blond girl with a long ponytail appeared near Kiba, winking at the boys and gaining several approving shouts and cat-calls at her purple mini-skirt and the purple shirt short enough to leave out her belly.

(Ino Yamanaka: 1500/ 1200)

"Hoy! Why she is dressed normally and I am not?" Kiba asked.

"Because I am sexy, Flea-ball! I have curves and I will show them!" Ino answered.

"Damn right! Now...sacrificing a card from my hand and my deck and sending both to the Graveyard I can take control of a monster on my enemy's monster zone, and I think I will take control of your Chthorian Soldier if you don't mind, Ino? Do your thing!" Naruto said.

"With Pleasure," Ino answered as she moved her hands in a rapid blur before clasping both hands together with only the pointers of each hand raised.

"DAMN IT!" Chazz cursed as his own monster slowly walked to take place at Kiba's other side.

"Done that, I think I will attack. Ladies first, Ino!" the blond said making the Yamanaka Monster dash forward to hit Chazz directly in a flurry of flower petals upon impact.

(Naruto: LP 4000. Chazz: LP 1900.).

"Kiba? Do you mind?"

"Booya!" the Inuzuka Monster answered happily as his Gatsuga attack fell on Chazz, further reducing his Life Points.

(Naruto: LP 4000. Chazz: LP 300.)

"I don't believe in torturing people, but it's your choice about continuing or not, know that I am prepared to counter both Trap and Spell cards and I still have one monster to use. And I kind of like your style, your Deck must have lots of ways to take control of your enemy's monsters so to use their own power against them if the Chthorian Cards I saw up until now are anything to go by, you'll go far."

"Tch! I should have known that fighting someone hand-picked by Seto Kaiba would have been difficult, but you got lucky, I just didn't know your Deck; I'll keep fighting you until I'll build the perfect strategy...I admit defeat," Chazz answered between clenched teeth.

"Cool! I will be waiting! Deal?" the blond answered with a disarming smile while walking towards the student to present his hand.

"Deal...I still have to clean the classrooms, right?" the young man asked sighing.

"Yep! But I'll give you an incentive, I will try to see who is courting Alexis-san, no-one will come close to her until I am around, okay?" Naruto answered.

"At least it will buy me time to show her my affection, thank you." Chazz answered as he walked away with a mollified expression.

"That was a bad thing to promise, Naruto." Alexis muttered as she walked near him while the assembled audience dispersed.

"But is the truth, anyone that thinks to be free to court you will have to step on my corpse." he answered.

"I pity the one trying...we'll talk later about your talking cards," she answered before joining her friends.

"Nice girl...gotta find a way to resolve The Issue though..." the blond muttered before moving in an isolated area of the Island.

Once checked that no-one was around he activated his Dual Disk and carefully selecting five Monster Cards from his Deck and positioning them Face-Up in Attack Position.

Soon in front of him stood the Monster Cards named Kazekage: Gaara of the Desert, Hokage: Tsunade Senju, Raikage: A, Tsukikage: Onoki and Mizukage: Mei Terumi...all of them then turning to look at him.

"So? Any news?" Naruto asked.

"The others seem to be still okay, but the fact remains that we are still trapped into cards," Gaara answered.

"I'll tell you, boy...having only an handful of us survive did not go well for them," Onoki added sighing.

"The Mass-Containment Cards holding the various shinobi are still okay, if we don't count the ones I use for Duels we have what? A thousand people from the Shinobi Alliance Forces that I managed to pull with me during Kaguya last attempt at killing us all?" Naruto answered.

"We are not saying that you just left the others die, we are just regretting the fact that you had not enough time to save everyone," A sighed in sorrow.

"We need to have faith, if we start despairing now their sacrifice will be in vain; we will find a way to return and re-start the Elemental Nations somewhere where they won't find us," Mei said in determination.

"How are you holding-up, gaki?" Tsunade asked concerned.

"I am...surprisingly fine, I guess the fact that I can still talk to you all, even if through a Duel Disk only, helped me a little," Naruto answered smiling.

"Good, remember that we are always with you, if you need, just summon a card and we'll be there for you," Gaara said nodding.

"Just don't summon Hinata when with Alexis...she is getting worryingly jealous...in a Yandere way," Tsunade added making the others shivering.

"Please talk to her, I don't need the extra-pressure," the blond pleaded.

"Don't worry, you are our friend and 'ARK', we won't abandon you," A answered smirking.

"Okay, I need to go, I'll give a final round of patrolling before checking that every student is accounted for and in their beds, let me know if you need something and I'll summon you," Naruto answered, de-activating the Duel Disk after pocketing his Deck.

Driiin! Driiin! A fierce ringing echoed everyone startling the blond that then took few seconds to fumble with his pockets to take out his cellphone.

"Yes?" he said.

"Weekly report, Naruto. Did you forget already?" Seto said from the other side.

"No I wasn't, I just pretended to spend some time reminiscing the past, did something happen? You sound even more angry than usual." the blond answered groaning.

"As soon as you left I got a problem that apparently my 'usual methods' are having troubles resolving...I swear whatever Luck you bring to the others around you dissolve as soon as you turn the corner." Seto answered with an animal-like growling worthy of the man's Blue Eyes White Dragon Monster.

"What happened? Want me to resolve that as well?" Naruto said sighing.

"You worry about the Mission I gave you, I will deal with the bastard that "somehow" managed to steal my identity long enough to buy a ring using my money...and that bastard will curse the day he had that idiotic idea..." the other answered darkly.

"Eh! Good luck then, I'll be here if you need me,"

"The report, Naruto. Start talking, intercontinental calls are expensive," Seto answered.

"Aye-aye, Where to start..." Naruto said groaning.

Once discovered the truth about the former shinobi using an Henge to buy the ring will inevitably come out the man will either try to skin the blond alive or hold his pay-check hostage until covered the expenses, Naruto was sure of that...but really, Seto had enough money to fund a small Nation, why making a fuss about few cents?

Or few tens of thousands to be exact.

Okay! First chapter is done, as you can see I too went for the "Shinobi Deck" idea, but added my usual style of variation to things.

And NO Naruto won't resolve everything with a Duel of a Card Game, he is a former Shinobi that survived literally Hell on Earth, and had lived through past (scarring) issues I will slowly reveal throughout the story along HOW he managed to 'pour' the various shinobi inside the cards.

I will try to stay 'in character' so-to-speak with the various Canon!Decks that will appear in this Fic and try to have Naruto's Deck follow the Normal Rules of Yu-gi-oh Cards, mostly by giving a "Shinobi-style twist" to existing cards so to not have Broken Effects...even if this is an OP story by the way.

Tell me what girl (Yu-Gi-OH universe only) you wish to add to the pairing, but ONLY ONE! This is a "Two girls One Guy" pairing this time, NO HAREM.

Thank you for your attention.

Tr230.