Heylo! It's me again with yet another attempt at a good story! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: On the second day of Xmas someone said to me, you do not own Gundam Wing.

Oh yeah, 1x2 forever!

Chapter One

Knock, Knock

. . .

Knock, Knock!

. . .

KNOCK, KNOCK!!!

"I'M COMING ALREADY!"

Duo Maxwell yawned and fell out of his bed with a thump.  "This is definitely NOT my favourite way to wake up!"

"Duo!"

Frowning he got up and untangled himself from his sheets, "calm down Q! Jeez."  Stretching up he walked into the bathroom.

Fifteen minutes, a frustrated and cold Arabian and a broken front door later Duo arrived at the school gates, only to bump into Heero Yuy, brown hair and blue eyes.

"Hair messy as usual." He greeted.

"Long pointless braid I see."

"Puff."

"Spaz."

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Who's brilliant idea was it to put Maxwell and Yuy in my class?!" Asked Ms.Noin, she was very prone to out bursts.

The headmaster of the school Treize Kushranada [What a surprise!] looked up.  "Maybe they'll work things out if they're together."

"Just being on the same planet as each other is dangerous! Any way have you ever seen them together?"

"They've been together in my office many a time."

Noin looked like she was bordering on hysteria, which she definitely would be if Maxwell and Yuy set foot in her classroom. "They've had more fights than Michael Jackson has surgery! I will never ever put Maxwell and Yuy I the same class!"

"And sit them together."

"And sit them-HELL NO!"

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"Bloody hell. [Haha Cartoon Network, Duo cussed!] Yuy Heero Yuy in MY class?"

It was no secret that Duo Maxwell and Heero Yuy were the most popular guys in the school, thus making them worst enemies.

Duo reached a hand up to the long jagged cut across his jaw line, which was surrounded in a bruise.  He had definitely escaped worst off, Heero only having a black eye.

The office had refused to heal them saying "Maybe this'll teach you." [It hadn't worked yet.]

Slouching in, Ms.Noin visibly flinched as she glanced between the two "lethal weapons" And, in a tight voice said, "Maxwell next to Yuy at the front."

"What?!" Asked Duo his eyes scanning the place next to Quatre.

"No way." Heero also seemed less than thrilled at the idea.

"As if!"

"I don't want to sit next to him."

"I don't want to sit next to him."

Quatre saw Duo staring at his seat and saw this as an opportunity to let his crush sit with him, "Duo just do it."

"But . ." Duo trailed off as Quatre piled on the puppy dog eyes. "No, don't give me the look, it's not working, no don't include the lip, Quatre! Too.  Cute.  To.  Resist. Damn.  Oh all right, you win."

Groaning Duo turned on his heel and walked over to Heero Yuy as Quatre moved up to let Trowa sit down.

Relena, probably the most popular girl in the school [god knows how . . .] turned her attention to Heero, and as he had nothing else to do Duo imitated her and sat down.

Heero and Relena the bird and the bee

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes honey

Then comes fu-

Heero Yuy slammed his hand down on Duo's note.  "I wouldn't finish that if you value your life."

Duo smiled 'Oh is that a threat? Why does he bother? Things like that only widen my grin.' "uckin-"

Heero's hand moved from the note to Duo's neck where he began to squeeze, Duo managed to choke out "Ok. Stop. Now. No. Air."

"YUY!" Bellowed Ms.Noin. "Let go of Duo, NOW!"

Grudgingly Heero removed his hand.

"You're an ass Yuy."

"Hn."

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When Duo got home after two hours of detention, thanks to a certain brown haired youth, he logged onto his computer.

Cool_Guy.on.a.comp has entered the room

Cool_Guy.on.a.comp: Hello?

SportsFreak: Hey

IceDragon: . . .

Cool_Guy.on.a.comp: Asl?

SportsFreak: 16/M/J [Gee now who could that be?]

Cool_Guy.on.a.comp: Ditto, but USA

IceDraon: You finished ranting Sport? Can I go now?

SportsFreak: More like can you go have it off with SP?

IceDragon: What. Did you say?

SportsFreak: Nothin.

IceDragon: FOAD [1]

Ice Dragon has left the room

Cool_Guy.on.a.comp: Who was the guy with the stick up his ass?

SportsFreak: Never mind.

Cool_Guy.on.a.comp: I'm going to get some coffee want some?

SportsFreak: . . . okay . . . ?????

PinkPrincess has entered the room

SportsFreak: Relena?

PinkPrincess: Yup :)

SportsFreak: Shoulda guessed, 'sup?

PinkPrincess: I've come to talk to you about you-know-who, and you-know-what

SportsFreak: There's nothing going on! We're just sat next to each other in every class!

PinkPrincess: Well that settles it, there must be no one with surnames between M and Y

SportsFreak: There wasn't!

Cool_guy.on.a.comp: I'm baaaaaaaack! Hey sport, just a run-of-the mill question with no point whatsoever, you bi?

PinkPrincess: He is

SportsFreak: not.

Cool_guy.on.a.comp: I am too, no biggie

PinkPrincess: I'll leave you alone.  Together.

Pink Princess has left the room

SportsFreak: Thank god

Cool_guy.on.a.comp: Uh I g2g c ya around?

SportsFreak: Yeah.

Cool_guy.on.a.comp has left the room

SportsFreak: I hope . . .

SportsFreak has left the building-I-mean room

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[1] F'off and die

What do you think? You loved it? You hated it? It sucked? Damn . . .

~Micro-Chick