A/N: Hello. This is RavenousEds and this is my first ever oneshot collection story. No, this has no connection of my Ed, Edd n Eddy/Senran Kagura story. It has a range of Humor, friendship, romance, drama, hurt/comfort, tragedy and some lemons. The Cul-De-Sac boys can be paired with your favorite kunoichis of Senran Kagura. Anyway, this is just the prologue...For Now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd n Eddy nor Senran Kagura. Ed, Edd n Eddy belongs to Danny Antonucci and Senran Kagura belongs to Marvelous AQL and Kenichiro Takaki. Also, those OC's does not belong to me. They belong to their respective owners. I'll give them justice and not making them nonsensical perverts. (Sorry, no offense)
Prologue: Photo-shoot boys
So, the Eds and the boys can either have some funny moments, express their feelings to the girls and many others. Now then, the boys will now have their own opinions. They are sitting down in the studio in Japan, talking to the cameraman. The boys of Ed, Edd n Eddy are sitting in their stools.
"Gravy!" Ed raised his hands and shouts with joy. The latter has their pale looks of embarrassment.
"I wonder whom the people want us to pair with?" Edd or better known as Double D asked, as he is placing his right fist in his lower chin, as he is trying to get a closer look.
"Hot chicks for Eddy, bang! Score!" Eddy smiled like a playboy and points at us.
"Ah yes. Rolf wants know whom he'll be paired with." Rolf crossed his arms, with feeling his lower extremities shaking due to nervousness and maybe, fear.
"Choice. Hot chicks for me huh? I hope those dorks don't ruin the moment." Kevin lowers his head, thinking that the Eds will ruin everything.
"Oh...Hi people. I'm Jonny and this is my buddy Plank...What's that Plank? Plank says, "Make it good."" Jonny said, while having that cheesy smile and is sweating profusely.
"Uh...I'm not sure about that...I need Sarah for assistance." Jimmy felt that his heart is pumping fast and might end up fainting.
The boys then looks at Jimmy with a death stare, making the boy shaking even more as he falls down the his seat and ends up fainted. Ed shrugged and just looks at the camera with an idiotic look, Eddy is gritting his teeth that Jimmy might ruin the moment, Double is now regaining his composure due to the thought that Sarah might come here and beat the Eds; even the boys up. Jonny is just chatting with Plank due to the fact that Jimmy is still a wimp; even if a hot girl will help him to become a man. Kevin sighed that 'Fluffy' is still not comfortable about him, being the member of the Cul-De-Sac boys. Rolf is now putting his hand in his lower chin, as he thinks that who will be the mystery partner that he have.
Then, someone opens the door and it revealed to be the OC's of Ed, Edd n Eddys: Nat and Rave. Nat is sitting with Double D and Ed, who felt disgusted that he is just a Kevin 2.0, according to him (Double D) and Rave is sitting in the center of Jonny and a weak Jimmy, who is no longer fainted. They are now looking at the camera and smiled.
"OK boys, when I say 'cheese', you guys smile. Ok?" The cameraman instructed them. Unfortunately, Ed stood up and the boys think that this is gonna be an absolute chaos in the studio.
"Cheese? ADD BUTTER TOAST!" Ed dashes in to the cameraman, whose eyes are widen as he is gonna get dog piled. After that, he got crashed; as the cameraman groaned in pain and his camera is all smashed up and destroyed, thanks to Ed's antics. Eddy is now fuming, as he went to Ed. Kevin and Nat are now extremely furious, due to the fact that they can't have their pictures. Double D, Rolf, Jonny, Rave...Heck even Jimmy joined in to stop this madness.
"Now now gentlemen, violence won't be a solution. Let's just have our seats and take our pictures. They got lost of cameras here." Double D reminded, pointing at some cameras.
"Double D Ed boy is right. Rolf does not want to have this half wit Ed boy thrashing or no one shot." Rolf warned, as he is faking the forth wall. (He want to do it, but he didn't)
"Plank says, "Just wait and we can do as we please. But right now, let's follow Double D's reminders." Jonny said, pointing at a cross-armed Double D; hoping that they'll behave themselves.
Rave and Jimmy nodded, indicating that they also agreed at Double D's word. It took them a few minutes to seat down, as Double D apologized to the cameraman that Ed's overactive imagination gets the best of him. To their shock, the cameraman forgives them in a professional manner and told them that he'll take their pictures. After that photo-shoot, they saw their pictures and all of them are loving it. Ed thinks that he is the space man mole mutant predator, Double D smiled that he looks decent,Eddy grins that those girls will fawn for him, Jonny is just satisfied; as long as Plank is happy. Rolf is happy that his picture will make his ancestors proud. Kevin is now having that confident smile of his thinking that those girls will fall in love with him. Same case as Nat. Jimmy and Rave thinks that their picture is so artistic and perfect.
"Hey shovelchin. You think chicks will dig on ya? Yeah right...Only if they are blind." Eddy taunted as Kevin heard it and looks at Eddy in a demented demeanor.
"Say that one more time dork...SAY IT!" Kevin threatens him and raising his right fist up in the air, in order to make Eddy see while pointing at it.
Eddy just laughs and told the boys that they'll leave, taunting the original jock of Ed, Edd n Eddy once more. Kevin is not joking around as pounced Eddy from behind and the two go out in a brawl, leaving a cloud of dust behind them. Most of the boys are now sweat dropping due to this incident, along with the cameraman. Nat did laughed and points at the two, who are just keep on fighting.
"Good one idiots!" Nat is just ridiculing them, making him having those death glares coming from his friends. He sighed as the boys are chasing at Eddy and Kevin, who are still fighting.
"These boys are just...Barbaric morons." The cameraman sighed, watching the boys leave in the studio and is now going to clean up this mess.
A/N: Tell me what do you think about this one shot? Now, request with the girls pairing with the boys is now officially open. Please. Do not pressure me. Just because it's just a collection of one shots doesn't mean you can do as you please, making me pressured. This is just a side track, when I feel tired of making my official stories. I would like to receive some feedback from you guys and some constructive criticism. Thank you for reading my first ever one shot collection stories. I appreciate it. Take note that I also accept the girls in New Wave, Deep Crimson and Estival Versus.