A/N: Hello and another chapter is post. Seems that my 'Hero' one shot really didn't work that much. I'll make it up to you. Anyway, this is very funny and I hope that you'll like this one. It's just like in the canon of Ed, Edd n Eddy, but with a kunoichi as someones partner.
Nothing else to say, let's continue this collection of one shots; shall we?
Kevin x Katsuragi (With some hints of Katsuragi x Eddy) (Kanker-like Dilemma) (Strong humor and some hint of romance (Only in Eddy's case))
The three Eds are now in Nakamise shopping district as they is setting up a store, in order for their store not to block the people's way as the store is almost located at the temple. Double D is just looking at the two Eds are doing something to build the store. Eddy is just opening the box, revealing to be 'the' magazine that the Ed boy really loved for so long and grinned that there are gonna be 'pigeons' to scam with. Ed is just holding a wood and stands right in front of them, setting up the store. After their preparation, their new magazine store is open for business. Double D felt guilty himself as he did make a legit copy of a business permit right here in Japan.
"Lighten up sock head, we got world-class magazines to sell and collected the Japanese moolah." Eddy elbowed him in the left side, only for Double D to look at him, unimpressed. Ed is just looking around like a dumb idiot like he always do. Double D knew that those magazine are not new, but only old as some are replacing Ed's articles like when everyone got mock by 'Bobby Blabby' or 'Bobble Babble/Baby Buba/Bibi Booboo', according to Ed when they took over Double D's newspaper club and spreading false rumors against the Cul-de-sac members.
"Eddy, even if we're in Japan; we are still going to scam?!" Double D asked in disbelief, looking at the short boy in disappointment; only for the Ed boy to ignore him as he is just looking for 'pigeons' to come to their store.
"Look, consumers Eddy!" Ed points at the direction to where Rolf, Jonny and Jimmy are just buying souvenirs. Double D corrected the lump that is 'costumers'. Eddy then went out of his post and then goes in front of the store, facing everyone around the block.
"GOOD DAY EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO ED'S WORLD CLASS MAGAZINE COLLECTION! YOU CAN SEE IT EVEN THE OLD-SCHOOL NEWS IN AMERICA! SHOWBIZ, LIFESTYLE, COOKING, MARRIAGE NEWS, TECHNOLOGY AND MANY OTHERS...FOR ONLY ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED YEN!" Eddy announced and then went back to his post, sitting down in his post. Double D groaned at this situation. Ed is just laughing, indicating that he is having fun and keeps that goofy smile. The people still ignored his deed and just keeps on passing by, making the Ed boy sizzle in anger that he does not want to make this scam a failure.
After they have buying their sovenirs; Rolf, Jonny and Jimmy went to the store of the Eds, in which Eddy is not impressed. But then again, they are still considered 'pigeons' in Eddy's book and grinned.
"Hey guys, wanna buy these awesome magazines? Though it cost ya the same price as I announced." Eddy said, while crossing his arms and has that evil thoughts of greed.
Rolf is now puzzling that he knew that Eddy is going to scam them with some fake magazine. Jonny wanted to buy some of their magazines about nature, but his 2x4 buddy Plank 'told' him that they are just swindling them and Jimmy is now doubting them that his fellow 'Urban Rangers' are now going to fool them and just snatch their money. Before they can doubt their store, Kevin is now in the entrance and thinks that if there is something it's cool in the store and is going to buy something for Nazz. The Eds are now making money that they did scam some 'pigeons'. He saw the 'dorks' doing their old gimmicks again and went near to the store, in which Eddy gritted his teeth when he sees Kevin. The Urban Rangers make way to the jock, who is now snickering and is now going to ruin their scam.
"What are you dorks up to?" Kevin asked in a rude manner, while leaning in the table.
"Selling magazines. What's with you shovelchin?" Eddy squinted his eyes, as Double D face palms at their case. Ed is just reading the 'magazines' while then looks at the lump, only to get bumped into Eddy and shakes in anger.
"You want the magazines? Cuff up!" He offers his hand if Kevin will pay up and Kevin then gets some cash in which it's only a hundred Yen, making Eddy sizzle in anger. He hates that his shop is being treated like some cheap-ass store. He glares the jock and they are now going to argue about his store is not cheap and this time, he works so hard to buy those 'magazines', they argues as if its no ending. Double D sighed and didn't bother stopping them, as he just keep the business on. Ed is just being Ed as always and shouts, like he is a paper boy.
Then, the Hanzo girls then walking by as they are on their ways to their school as their teacher is now going to give them an assignment just in case. Then, the girls then saw The Eds, the Urban Ranger group and Kevin in the store, in which that they saw and mostly sighed that they knew that Eddy and Kevin won't get along. Double D's eyes widen that he saw Katsuragi, the girl who will actually sexually harass Eddy just in case. He went to Eddy and warns him. The blonde noticed her 'love interest' in an argument and then went to that direction.
"Um...Eddy." Double D pokes his shoulder in which his warnings are nothing, because he is too angry that Kevin mocks their business. Rolf, Jimmy and Jonny went in their way and then left in the stores and went to other stores. Kevin then turns his head and saw the third year blonde who seems to be ready to pounce and gives her the way, grinning that he knew that the Ed boy would felt his life miserable. The girls face palmed due to the blondes actions.
"Hah! You will never mess with...WHAT THE HELL?!" Eddy proudly stated that he won. But when he saw Katsu, who is now going to pounce him; indicating that he might get squashed, he is shocked like hell. She did it. She successfully pounced him, without even damaging their property.
"Have you no moral fiber?!" Double D asked in disbelief as he saw Katsuragi, who is now on top of Eddy; who is now having swirly eyes. Ed saw the scene and had his eyes widen and throws the magazine in her, only to dodge it easily.
"YUCKY, EVIL MUSHY EDDY!" He exclaimed and he saw the short Ed boy, who seems to be semi-conscious. After that, he did get a paper bag out of his jacket and wears it like a mask. Kevin is now covering his mouth that he wants to see Eddy in misery.
"Ohhhhh...What happen?" He tried to hold his head from the impact that he received from the blonde and it seems to disable him from doing it so. His eyes widen that Katsu is now having that perverted look and he wants to pry off from her.
"What the heck are you doin'?! Let go of me, will ya?!"
"Awwww...Is that how ya treat your 'girlfriend'? Come on." She leaned her face too close and almost get himself kissed, making the Ed boy blushed like hell, because he does not want that word coming right out of her mouth. Eddy knew that she is teasing him as he muttered to get off of him and she did. She got up and grabs him by the right arm, making him stand up and puts her left arms right around Eddy's neck and brings him closer to her.
"Double D...Ed...Help?" Eddy whispered to his friends, as they are now trying to back him. But...They are scared that she got that Kanker aura within her. She saw Kevin, who is now on the floor laughing that Eddy is sweating profusely, when Katsuragi might do something to him. She saw the jock and let's Eddy go, as the Ed boy went to Ed and Double D, shaking that he does not want to go near at her again. She is now going near at Kevin, who stood up and scratches his hat. She is now going to her classic sexual harassment, as Kevin is now sweating in which he thinks that she is acting like a Kanker.
"What the heck girl?!" Kevin asked in disbelief, as he is now close to her. Eddy then looks at the scene and chuckles, 'Karma is a bitch, shovelhead.' He thought.
"I heard that your love interest are blonde women. Is that true?" The Dragon kicker asked him seductively leans closer to him with perverted plans, making her large breast having contact with his left arm. The jock blushed like hell, as he is now backing off.
"...We are in a public place ya She dork!" Kevin exclaimed, as he is now sweating profusely while trying to find a way out. Katsu is too stubborn to quit. She will always find a way to make sure that her sexual harassment is successful.
The Hanzo girls saw the scene and groaned, as they knew that Katsuragi is somehow stubborn as hell to stop her. Even the people are now watching the scene, as some parents felt disgusted due to her indecent acts. Ikaruga wanted to stop her, due to the parents reactions; but realized the scandal she'll put through. Yagyuu just covered Hibari's eyes, due to this disgusting act.
"Katsu-nee, even if Kevin-san is a jerk; but I think it's too much." Asuka face palmed, seeing the scene.
After five minutes of sexual harassment, Kevin had enough and runs away; screaming in horror and we all know that he is shouting 'dork' as always. Eddy felt triumphant that for once, his scam would be successful in other countries. Ed and Double D got no comment whatsoever, even the lump is silent.
"He keeps on saying dork, but he doesn't even know what that means." She shrugged as she is now going back to her friends, who is obviously sighing and disappointed of her actions.
"HAH! THAT WILL TEACH YA SHOVELCHIN KEVIN!" Eddy points at where Kevin is running. Katsu saw him happy, grinning in a perverted manner as she turns, seeing the Eddy happy and she will show her 'love' to the Ed-boy.
"Mushy girl back for Eddy!" Ed points at where the blonde is running, running to where Eddy stands.
"Eddy... I think you should look." Double D warned.
Eddy is still busy gloating that he won against Kevin, but as he wants to continue the 'business', he got pounced by the blonde haired girl as he is now shouting that he needs help, only for Ed and Double D to decline, like when they are finding the 'treasure', which is actually wishbones founded under the trailer of the Kankers. Eddy has met his lucky, yet unfortunate end.
"I'M TOO YOUNG! AAAAAAHHHHH!"
A/N: Done! Finally... Anyway, another Hanzo girl next. Don't forget to review, fave and follow the story. Thank you for reading this one-shot and goodbye... For now.