Requested by CornishGirl.

Ding.

Ted does dig it

Sam texts back, What?

Ding.

Yes Dodd dingy it

Ding.

Duck me

Ding.

Duck

Ding.

FUCK YOU SAMMY

The phone rings while he's laughing.

"Fuck you, and fuck this phone, Sam."

"Don't you mean 'duck me and duck this phone'?"

"Shut your piehole. I don't know what the hell was so wrong with my old phone."

"No one has flip phones anymore, Dean. I'm going to drag you into this century, kicking and screaming, if I have to."

"I liked the keyboard."

"You sound like Dad."

"Now I'm not gonna tell you what I was trying to tell you."

"Tell me."

"No."

"Just tell me."

"No. I don't want to anymore."

"Don't be such a baby. Tell me."

"Fine. When I was on my way to the pizza place I saw two dogs doing it."

"Dean?"

"What?"

"We're going to talk about what warrants a text and what doesn't when you get back."