Caught in the Act: Part 2

Secret Revealed

Author's note: In this story Crona is a boy and I hope you all in enjoy this second chapter! Reviews are always appreciated! Thank you for reading. :)

**Kid's POV**

I woke up the following morning, feeling as though I had slept for years and was quite disappointed to turn over in my bed and find that Maka was not there beside me. I had hoped for a little good morning sex or perhaps shower sex instead but since she wasn't there I slipped on some pajama pants and a black t-shirt to go search for her and possibly some breakfast. Perhaps I could still persuade her into joining me for a "shower".

I began my search going the house starting with the places I assumed she would most likely be. Such as, the library, my study, two of the bathrooms (in case she got lost finding the one near my room), living room and, for the hell of it, Liz and Patty's room. Unfortunately still no Maka. That was until, I smelled something heavenly coming from the kitchen. Entering the kitchen, I found my Maka in front of the stove stirring, whatever it was she was cooking. I arrived just as she was about to taste her creation, which led me to think I wanted to try it too. I saw my window of opportunity the moment she lifted the spoon to her mouth in order to sample her culinary genius. In just a few quick steps I was directly in front of my girlfriend taking the utensil from her hand and kissing her before she even realized what was happening.

"Mmmm, delicious, my love."

She didn't respond and I looked down to find her frozen with a scared/shocked expression spread across her face. However, that didn't stop her from trying to hand me an object, in a very mechanical fashion I might add. Turns out the mystery item was my hairbrush.

"Maka, darling, what's wrong? I know my hair looks dreadful at the moment but I didn't realize. . . . ."

That was when I heard Soul clear his throat. Oh holy death! I turned to face all of our friends (Soul, Black Star, Tsubaki, Liz, Patty, Crona, and even Blair - for unknown reasons, I'm guessing she is our friend?) who were currently all gathered around the kitchen island, I assume they had been keeping Maka company as she prepared the food for everyone, who were now all staring at us with mouths hanging wide open having witnessed what just transpired between Maka and I. Good job Kid, apparently having sex enabled my ability to me be observant. Although I wish I had a camera to take a picture of their faces it was definitely a Kodak moment, as they say.

"Why is everyone here already? I thought they were coming for lunch?" I asked Maka, confused by their early arrival.

"Kid, what time do you think it is?" she questioned back.

"Um 8 or 8:30 maybe?"

"Hon, it's almost 1:30 in the afternoon."

"What?! Why didn't you wake me up?"

"You just looked so -"

Liz decided this was a good time to interrupt us. "Would one of you please like to explain what the hell is going on here! What is with the love and hon business, huh? Not to mention that little "taste-testing" kiss that is now burned into all of our retinas?! And for the love of Death, Kid go fix your goddamn hair because it is seriously freaking me out that you are not having one of your little symmetry meltdowns because each of your precious hairs isn't in its perfect place!"

"Giraffe, giraffe, giraffe!" Patty yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Patty, now is not the time!" her sister silenced her.

"Well if you will allow me to get properly dressed, fix my "goddamned hair", and let Maka finish preparing lunch, the both of us will explain everything as we eat."

With those words I ran up the stair to my bedroom and quickly got ready. So, yes, definitely not getting shower sex today. Honestly, I will be lucky not to receive a Maka chop later for ruining everything. I really don't think she will but I feel like I deserve it. I mean coming all this way and slipping up just as everything was about to be revealed, all because I am horny asymmetrical garbage.

Thirty minutes later all the food was ready and I was properly dressed ( not to mention the goddamn hair). It was time to face our friends. I joined Maka at the head of the dining table, so we could both make our announcement. I softly squeezed her hand reassuringly. Although I'm not quite sure why we are so nervous, it's just our friends.

"Come on, Kid, spill it! What was up with the PDA and the pet names?" Liz questioned impatiently as ever.

"Liz, everyone, the reason for everything you saw and heard this morning is because Maka and I have been dating for the last two years. In fact, last night was the official two year mark."

"I knew it!" Everyone, with shocked expressions painted on their faces, turned around to find Tsubaki out of her chair with her arms in the air as a sign of victory.

"Tsubaki, what do you mean you 'knew it'"? Her meister asked, which happened to be the same question I wanted the answer to. Maka and I were extremely careful and tight lipped about "us".

"Well you see, a few months ago I went to the library in order to return a book that was almost past due. Once I returned that book I decided to see if there was something else I might like to check out. Instead of a new book, I found Kid and Maka making out against one of the bookshelves. Kid was no longer wearing his coat and his shirt was completely unbuttoned and barely hanging on his body. Maka's coat was also long gone, along with her sweater she usually wears over her white shirt the tie was missing as well. Before I could see any more I ran out of the library; they didn't even notice me. After that I kind of guessed that they might be seeing each other. Since that night I have been waiting them to confirm their relationship and I didn't say anything since they never acted any different when we were altogether. I just assumed they would tell us when they were ready."

Maka and I blushed bright red at the memory of that particularly steamy evening. We probably would have had our first time right there in the library if I hadn't been pocket mirrored by my father for some urgent mission. Also I remember clearly that I locked the library doors that night. Damn ninja weapon!

"So, questions?" I asked the rest of group.

Immediately everyone started asking multiple questions all at once and shouting over each other. I couldn't even begin to tell you what any of them actually said.

"Everyone! Shut it! One question at a time please. Raise your hand and we will answer whatever question you have to best of our ability." Maka told/demanded to our friends.

"Come on, Maka! What do you think this is, Kindergarten?" Soul whined.

"Maka chop!"

"Oww!"

"Okay, so who is first?" Maka asked with a smile completely ignoring her weapon partner's pain.

And with that the hours of questioning began. I do mean hours, we started this little pow wow at lunch and we are now currently enjoying after dinner coffee with a small assortment of sweets in my game room. Most of the questions have stopped but when the group started, I thought the interrogation would never end. Everyone had a lot of the same ones Soul did, there was also many of the "how could

you not tell us", "I thought we were friends", and weapons feeling betrayed. Geez you would have thought we had tried to feed them to the Kishin with the way they were acting. Soul ended up getting Maka chopped at least twenty times for his smart ass comments. And thanks to a certain blue haired "star" everyone else found out about last night's little incident. Which caused Liz to demand that there would be "major girl talk" once the shock to her system settled and Black Star received a scolding from Tsubaki about breaking and entering and privacy. Not to mention, I'm positive I heard Patty "whisper" (well what I would consider a whisper for Patty) to Liz "See I told you he wasn't gay!"

Note to Self:

Liz and Patty will not receive dessert for 8 weeks

Extra training sessions

And couple of remedial lessons with Professor Stein

All for that little insulting comment.

Finally after three hours of the questioning torture, Black Star got bored and left the dining area to go play video games in my game room, not wanting to go home without Tsubaki. After diner we all ended up in the game room. Soul started playing against Black Star on the Xbox, Tsubaki and Liz started out with a simple game of checkers but are currently engaging in a very intense game of air hockey and breaking to ask more questions that suddenly come to their heads. Patty has happily settled for coloring books while lying on the floor entertaining herself and finally Maka and I are cuddling, in one the many large bean bag chairs that are scattered in the spacious play room, with her in my lap. Hmm, why do I feel like I'm forgetting about someone(s)?

"Black Star! Quit Cheating!" shouted an angry Soul.

"I'm not cheating! Face it Soul, you just suck! And how could you except to win against a great star like me anyways?!"

"Ugh! Whatever, I'm done!"

"Here Soul, I'll play him" I told the the pissed off death scythe.

"Be my guest" Soul muttered when handing me the controller "this is going to be good."

I just smirked in reply. "Ready when you are Black Star."

"Ok just don't cry when you get beaten by the man destined to surpass God."

Honestly, I don't understand why Soul was complaining. Beating Black Star was easy, all you had to do was wait for Black Star to go off on one of his surpassing God rants and bang his character was dead. To add more insult to injury, I was more focused on the sleeping girl on my lap than the actual game plus I don't even know what game we are playing.

"Black Star, I believe that is enough for tonight. I have beaten you 88 times and would like to go to bed now if you don't mind." Although apparently I wasn't go to bed as soon as I wanted because just then a loud scream echoed through the house.

"Help! Somebody, I don't know how to deal with this!"

At the cry for help, Maka was instantly out of my lap and run down the hall in the direction of the scream. I was still trying to figure out who else was still in my house. As I was leaving the game room, to aid Maka in the rescue of my mystery guest, I heard a very drunken meow and it hit me. Oh no! That stupid cat wouldn't honestly do that? Would she? And to him of all people? With Maka running to safe him it all made sense now. I approached the room Maka was frozen in front of to have my suspions confirmed.

Blair had gotten into my father's liquor cabinet and was now forcing herself on to none other than poor Crona.

"Nya! Play with mee!"

"Help!"

"Shut it! Stupid Crona! I'm enjoying this! This is the only time a girl will ever throw herself at your pathetic ass, which also means it is the only action I will get! So let the Slutty cat do what she wants! Got that?! Did you hear me, Crona?!"

"But I don't want to Ragnarok!"

"Stop yelling idiot! Or your stupid friends are gonna ruin everything! Especially the mean bookworm you're so in love with!"

At that Maka and I unfroze to cough in order to get their attention. It worked the cat, Crona and the demon sword all stopped arguing to look at the intruders.

"Dammit Crona! See I knew you would ruin this for me!" Ragnarok punched and yelled at Crona.

Maka immediately running over to Crona trying to pry Blair from his skinny body and Maka chop Ragnarok for being mean to the already violated Crona.

"No Maka! Nya! Crona wants to play with me!"

"No he doesn't! Now get off of him!"

To update you at this point, I have entered the room along with Soul, Black Star, and Tsubaki gathered in a small clump to my right. While Liz and Patty have settled for standing behind us looking into the room from the doorway. Why I'm not helping my girlfriend through this problem I can't figure out but no one else has made a move to help either, so I guess it's ok to let her handle the situation.

Finally she detached the cat from Crona but only to have flung her in my direction (punishment for not helping maybe?). However before the slut can sink her claws into me and get me in more trouble, I blindly grab one of our friends to use as shield. Just in time for her to stumble and fall all over her new victim (poor, unfortunate bastard, thank Death it wasn't Tsubaki) who just so happened to be Soul! Oh how I do love Karma.

"Dude! What the fuck?! What did I ever do to you?"

"Nya! Ahh, Soully you wanna play? Finally! Yay!"

I gave Soul an evil smile before replying "Soul you know exactly what you did! I happen to recall a certain scythe and assassin ruining what was supposed to be one of the best nights of my life!"

Enjoy your punishment you asymmetrical bastard! *Evil Laugh*

And with that said all of Soul's further complaints and I believe a few apologies were muffled by Blair's breasts. Apparently I was still wearing the evil look because the moment I turned around to see how everyone else was doing I found Liz glaring at me.

"Seriously, Kid? You just used one of your friends as a human shield? Not to mention, judging from the look on your face, you enjoyed it." Liz scolded me.

"What he is a weapon, right? Besides he is a death scythe now, he can handle a drunk cat."

"Yeah but said cat is the slutty Blair."

"Well would you have preferred me use someone who hasn't lived with Blair and knows how to deal with her." I think he does anyway.

Before Liz could answer we all heard my father's bubbly voice coming towards us.

"Wassa! Wassa! Wassa happened in here?" my father's voice now had a confused tone that matched the expression at seeing the mess of empty liquor bottles, Blair molesting Soul Eater, and Maka comforting Crona."

"Blair raided your liquor cabinet, got drunk, while drunk was trying to "play" with Crona, and Maka saved Crona by accidently throwing Blair at Kid, who then used Soul as a human shield to keep Blair off." Liz explained to her adopted father completely deadpan.

"Ah! Here Soul let me help you!" With that Lord Death put one of his large fingers on Blair's forehead and immediately she fell asleep and even transformed back to her cat form. Once rescued from Blair, Soul set the sleeping cat on the ground and began to grovel at my father's "feet".

"Thank you! Thank you, Lord Death! Thank you so so so so much!" he sobbed at the older reapers feet.

"Soul stop that! You are a death scythe! Jeez, have a little dignity. You're starting to act like Spirit. I might need you to begin training with Marie or Azusa if you keep this up." Lord Death scolded Soul. We all snickered at the "acting like Spirit" comment, though. Which earned us all a glare from Soul as he got off the ground brushing himself off.

"Well I see Miss Maka has everything under control with Crona" my father's statement had me turning to look at what he was seeing and in fact there was Maka comforting the fragile Crona.

I couldn't help but think what a great mother she would be. The thought had me smiling from ear to ear. Our children are going to be so lucky to have her. Hold up! Did I just say "our children"? The look that now took over face must have matched my inner turmoil because all of a sudden Maka went from babying Crona to attempting to comfort me.

"Kid, what's wrong?"

"Oh it's nothing, my dear. For a minute it looked like that picture over there was crooked but was just my imagination must be getting tired." I gave a nervous little laugh hoping she bought my lie.

** Maka's POV**

Knowing I wasn't completely convinced he quickly took my hands in his and leaned down so his forehead was touching mine in a loving manner, in hopes of comforting me.

"Are you sure?" I asked him in a concerned voice.

"Positive" he replied with a sweet smile before nuzzling our noses to together.

This gentle gesture of love had me melting into him further with a huge smile now on my face. At this moment we were in our own little bubble blocking everyone and everything out. Unfortunately for us the bubble was burst almost as soon as we put it up. All thanks to two snickers morons.

"Look at that Soul, the almighty reaper, successor to Lord Death himself, is completely whipped!" Black Star elbowed Soul at his comment pointing at us while he snickered.

"By a scythe meister, no less!" Soul added causing a whole new wave of snickers. Although I don't think Soul realized he may have insulted himself. Though that didn't stop me from being pissed off at their childishness.

"Maka..."

"Reaper..."

"CHOP!" Apparently their taunting struck a nerve with Lord Death who usually reserved his reaper chops those who really deserved it or my father.

"That is enough!" Lord Death shouted. (In his scary voice *shiver*) "Now I don't see either of you boys with a girlfriend, hmm?"

This caused the boys to blush from being embarrassed by Lord Death and I'm pretty sure I saw Kid smirk out of the corner of my eye. (Honey, you really shouldn't smirk like that when it is daddy who is defending you. I won't say that out loud. . . . . .today).

Lord Death now continued in his "happy" voice "I believe it is time we all go to bed and get some sleep. All of you kids are welcome to stay here for the night since it is so late plus it's not like we don't have the room."