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13Charlotte will love you forever~

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The nations waited with bated breath for him to arrive.

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It never happened, not a glimpse of his golden hair or the shimmer of his emerald eyes. No witty sarcasm or attitude cold enough to freeze the sun. No sexy smirk or adorable flustered face.

Their faces lit up when a blonde with emerald eyes darted into the meeting room, but fell when they realised the person was female.

"Ah sorry Ah'm late everyone, ah'll be representing the UK today. A pleasure tae meet you all." She smiled brightly, bowing to the nations before sitting down next to a blonde that looked suspiciously like America. Wait, who were they thinking about again?

Never mind… (Poor Canada, forever invisible.)

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Germany began the meeting but… It just wasn't the same, America didn't start an argument with Russia or go off in one of his hero speeches, and North Italy didn't say a word. Alana sighed, drumming her fingers on the table completely bored.

"Right. Since this meeting isn't really going anywhere you may ask the Uk's representative whatever it is you want to know!" barked Germany, finally giving up.

"Who are you?" cried one half of the room.

"Where's Arthur?" cried the other.

"Fine, I'll introduce myself but I don't really see the point as the next meeting is in mah country anyway." She boasted haughtily.

"I am Northern Ireland, England's older sister!" she announced with a flourish, causing many to roll their eyes (great, another weirdo sibling of Arthurs, thye all knew the story of Scotland and his Pub destroying rampages)

"Arthur is busy with the preparations of the meeting that will be held back in the UK. Satisfied?" she grumbled, causing Japan to chuckle and Switzerland to roll his eyes. She was annoyed at the lack of response and swooped all her papers into a pile before putting them into her bag, then flounced to the door.

"You're no fun at all; no wonder England's single!" she huffed before leaving the room in a stunned silence.

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"England is…" said China slowly.

"Single?" gasped America with hearts in his eyes.

Then the room erupted into arguments.

"He's mine-aru!" claimed China, causing India to flip "no he isn't you idiot, I know him better than you! I belonged to him at one point for goodness sake!" hissed India furiously.

"Kesesese, the awesome me has a chance!" sniggered Gilbert and to everyone's surprise Germany contradicted him bluntly; "…Arthur would never give you the time of day, give up."

"Woohoo! The hero will save Iggy from the monsters!" cheered America "nyet Arthur is no damsel in distress America, he will become one with mother Russia, da?" giggled Ivan coldly.

This started a chain reation, America and Russia wrestling, India pulling China's hair, the Nordic siblings yelling amongst themselves and two angry Germans screaming in a way no one understood.

Then the colonies snapped.

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"We" growled Matthew, swinging a hockey stick

"Will never" hissed Kyle (New Zealand)

"Give mum" snarled Keith (Australia)

"To you!" finished Leon (HK) with more emotion than anyone had ever seen him display.

"…You think Mum'll get mad?" worried Keith "nah, he'll be alright, we protected him after all" beamed Kyle and Matthew sighed "I just hope this is enough to keep them away for a while…"

"Arthur is ours" said Leon simply and the four stalked out of the room and back to whatever hotel they were staying in.

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"I hope you didn't cause anything Alana" frowned Arthur, pushing his glasses up his nose and raising an impressive eyebrow at her from behind his book.

"I did no such thing brother dearest, at least Dyl didnae go, he would have robbed Aussies bat and beat them all senseless if he had any idea they all wanted tae bed ye. Needless to say what Scotland would do if he found out!" she mused and Arthur shivered in response.

"I dread to think" he sniffed, returning to his book and Alana whipped out her mobile and texted her brothers:

"Operation get Arthur a boyfriend is a go"

Alana just hoped she was doing the right thing…

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