Yes, I know that you guys probably expected a Superbat fanfic from me and trust me, I'm working on one but...dammit, these two just keep distracting me! That's right, I'm talking about none other than the Captain America/Iron Man dynamic. Ever since I watched the Avengers (I MUST watch the Age of Ultron, still didn't manage to do so with life keeping me busy...) I can't stop thinking about them, all that sexual tension...and no debauchery to top it off, what a sin! The fact that it's Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. I'm talking about isn't helping either... I think it's safe to say that I blame Chris for making me like Capsicle. I'd say that I disliked the character for obvious reasons, but upon seeing Chris bring him to life I'm in love with both him and the actor behind him. (No need to say anything about Downey because he's just that awesome.)

So, anyway, this is obviously a slash fic about them, but unlike my previous ones, it's not a one-shot. I want to write it in chapters because I want to show you the entire progression from them disliking each other to becoming lovers. It's gonna take a long time to finish it, but I want them to have some non-fluffy, non-sexual fun also :)

Here goes...

Steve raised his head from the newspaper as he heard the sound of heavy steps stomping down the corridor.

"Greetings, Steven!" boomed a deep voice from the doorway.

"Hi, Thor. How-oh..." The Captain froze in the middle of a sentence. Thor was standing in front of an open fridge with nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist. "Out of the shower?"

"Indeed. The halls of Asgard offer a much colder climate." He popped open a can of beer and closed the fridge. "I am still getting used to this...conditioning of air in my quarters. I think that I broke it last time, but the Man of Iron said he could repair it."

"It's what he does." shrugged Steve.

"Correction, Capsicle. It's something I've done already." quipped Tony as he stepped inside. "Room's all yours, Viking."

"Thank you, my friend!" said Thor cheerfully. "I shall go." He nodded in Steve's general direction: "Steven."

"See you around, Thor." replied the Captain staring after him.

Tony poured himself a glass of orange juice and followed Steve's gaze. "Captain, behold...that ass." he said with a dramatic gesture towards the now empty doorway. "Sure, he does have a rather...flowery way of speaking but that body of his... Mmm. If only he were single, huh?"

Steve blinked with surprise. "Single? What are you talking about?"

"Come now, Cap. I've seen the way you oogled him ever since you first met him. Or should I say mentally undressed him? Yeah, that's much more fitting."

"Stark..."

"Nu-uh. You can't fool me, Rogers. I know a gay guy when I see one."

Steve blushed darkly. "This is a really bad joke, Stark. Even for you."

"Then why are you blushing?" nagged Tony. "Come on, there's nothing wrong with liking guys. The forties are over, Cap. No one's gonna lynch you for that."

Steve turned from red to burgundy. "You're not funny, Stark. Not one bit." He folded the newspaper shut and stomped out of the room.

Tony shouted after him: "That's it, run away from the truth, Rogers! Run before it bites you into your starry-striped ass!"

I'm sorry about this one being so short, the upcoming chapters will be longer, I promise. In the meantime, please review, I'm dying to know what you think :)