The Misadventures of Tekken! Part 1, After a Tourney



Disclaimer: I don't own anything! All the stories are related ( wedding and spring break!!) (A small tournament was held in America, this is what happened after the tournament)

At Some Restaurant

Ling: I am so proud of you winning the tournament. It was good to get out. But your father seemed kind of angry.

Jin: My dad got mood swings. He saw a commercial about some medicine on diarrhea and cried for 45 minutes until MASH came on.

Ling: I remember that.

Jin: I guess since he started college, he had a lot of stress.

Ling: And your grandfather for some reason hasn't left the hospital. He is fine!

Jin: Yeah but he really likes the service and the smell of urine.

Ling: Gross.

Jin: So what do you want to eat Ling?

Ling: I really don't know.

Jin: I want something healthy..

Ling: Jin, you really think your going to find something healthy at Dan's Deep Fried Fat Shack.

Jin: Yes..

Ling: (hits her head)

Jin: Fine lets go home! Murder she wrote is going to on!! And then Charmed!!

Ling: Fine..

(at a nearby hotel)

Jin: That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

Ling: Jin, please gout out my eyes.

Jin: I do that but then you couldn't see and do the same for me.

Ling: I been traumatized!

Jin: Hey they aren't he ones that gave you birth!

(Jun and Kazuya are making out)

Ling: (runs)

Jin: (running as well)

Jun: I knew that plan would work!! Now we have the room to ourselves!

Kazuya: What do you want to do now?

Jun: Want to prank call people?!?

Kazuya: Awesome! Your so smart honey!

AT JULIA'S DATE HOUSE

Julia: Its good to get out of house.

Daniel: You were incredible at that tournament!

Julia: Thanks , marital arts are just a hobby of mine. (Noise) did you hear something?

Daniel: No.

Julia: Yeah, like its coming from your closet.

Daniel: I WILL ADMIT IT! I HAVE A FETISH FOR WOMEN WITH BROWN HAIR!!! Want some dessert?

Julia ( strange face) No, I have to. Um. Um. Reorganize my star wars collectibles!

Daniel: Okay, call me!

(Runs into her car) Julia: That guy was crazy! There are no good guys out there!! (bump) Oh my gosh, I think I ran someone over!

(gets out of her car)

Julia: Wait a minute I ran over The best Bachelor voted from the Mishima Zaibastu! Just my luck!

Daniel: Julia there you are!!

Julia: Get away from me psycho!!

Daniel: You'll never get away!! I have you on speed dial!!

Julia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (coughs) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AT ANOTHER HOTEL NEARBY

Jin: So what do you want to do now?

Ling: Want to prank call people?!!?!?

Jin: Honey, your so smart!!

AT LAW'S RESTURANT

Law: The tourney was fun wasn't it?

Paul: Yeah, I have a date tonight!

Law: Really? I remember the last date you had. It turned out to be a drag queen.

Paul: She was a fine interesting person!

Law: Yes.. I bet she was.

(phone rings)

Law: Law's restaurant..

Ling: mm! My name is Donnie Yooooo. ooper and I was interesting if you wanted to buy a tea shaped bed.

Law: Ling.. Drop dead

Ling: are you sure you want Amanda Hughandkiss?

Law: Why would I be interested in .. oh. yeah.. drop dead

Ling: Yes..

Jin: Rocker babes rule!!

Ling: Jin, get off the phone !

Law: Oh shut up!

Jin: Hey no one talks to my wife that way!

Law: Shut up Yama boy!

Ling: shut up old man!

Law: Be respectful to your elders!

Jin: Well, well Xiao he got me.

Ling: Oh, I am sorry honey.

Law: Shut up, I got someone else on the line! (beep) Hello, Law's restaurant!

Jun: Do you want to Seymour Butts?

Law: Jun, good to hear from you.

Jun: ahh ! your no fun!

Kazuya: Wazz up!!!!!!

Law: I gotta go..

Ling: Jin, if you have a butt infection, you have to see the doctor!

Law: I'm back!

Ling: Oh my gosh.. We gotta go..

Law: Good luck on your butt issue jin.

Paul: Who was that?

Law: would you believe circus people asking for Amanda Hughandkiss?

Paul: Let me see! I am looking for Amanda Hughandkiss!! Is there Amanda Hughandkiss here?

Law: I hope not..

Chap 2 will be on the next day!! Cause I'm back!!