OK, so honestly, this was just a bit of fun.
We all know that there's a lot of homoeroticism in Naruto, and the group that seems most guilty is that of the Uchiha clan. What with Madara's lust for Hashirama, Sasuke's lust for Naruto (clearly reciprocated) and Itachi's lust for Sasuke (apparently) one has to wonder...the Uchiha women don't even seem to do anything, anyone would think the Uchiha reproduce...a different way?

Please note I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with actual gay people, or the inclusion of gay people in a particular work. It just greatly amuses me when such ho yay occurs unintentionally. It's become a sort of running joke with me and my friend, and the fact that it's little wonder Obito feels like the black sheep of the family, being the only heterosexual male in the entire clan. It's almost if he donned a mask and went psycho to prove it...so here's a bit about Obito singing about his lust for Rin, a parody of the song Hellfire from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame, where Frollo sings about his lust for Esmerelda. If you're not familiar with the song, it's easy to check out on YouTube, and I'd advise you are familiar with it, as it will make this better to read, I think...

Black Fire

Obito:

Beata Madara,

You know I'm of the Uchiha gang,

My overpowered eyes make all forlorn.

Beata Madara,

You know its men I like to bang,

And read loads of hardcore yaoi porn.

Then tell me, Madara,

Why I see her standing there?

Why Rin Nohara's slit consumes my dreams?

I feel her, I see her,

The sun caught in her chestnut hair,

And burning all my gayness at the seams!

Like fire! Black fire,

Amaterasu all irate!

This burning desire,

Is it in fact turning me...straight?

It's not my fault,

I'm not to blame.

Why should Uchiha men all be the same?

Because Rin's ass,

Is just so fine.

But I may have to start a war to make her mine!

Protect me, Madara!

Let me imitate you in a mask,

So I may reclaim my babe-chan!

I must found the Akatsuki,

Grab jinchuuriki as my primary task,

And Infinite Tsukuyomi, because I can!

(song pauses, Kakashi comes in)

Kakashi: So, Obito...you coming with us?

Obito: Yeah, I was just preparing myself...

Kakashi: For a new boyfriend? Good, then you won't be a third wheel when Rin and I fuck beautifully. See ya later, whore.

(exits)

Obito: Oh, I see how it is. Well, you may take my eye Kakashi, but even if I get stuck under a rock, you will never take my hetero lover from me, just you fucking wait...

(song resumes)

Obito:

Black fire! Cursed fire!

Shinobi, you all suck.

The situation is rather dire,

It's Rin that I must fuck!

My clan will not accept her.

My clan might not accept me...

But it is Rin!

That, I...

MUUUUUSTT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!...

So...there it is?

Hope you enjoyed, rate and review, do all of that rubbish. If you didn't enjoy then...don't worry? I'll provide compensation. Maybe...

See ya, and always, thanks for reading.

(By the way, my Land Before Time fanfiction is definitely still under way.)